Name: Ep 89: Dina Hashem & Nasty Wine
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 89: Dina Hashem & Nasty Wine' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-22. Transcript available.

Ep 89: Dina Hashem & Nasty Wine

yo hey hey we're doing it we might be drunk we're back we're here still hung
over different day
it's a problem but hey what's more appropriate than being hung over on a on an
alcohol show
speaking of hung over last time i saw you i was way worse i was like handicapped
hung over dina
ha-ha-sham everybody let her hear it you guys can clap or something mark says
that all right
is there somewhere i should be looking no it doesn't look off into the distance
thanks for joining us dina we got a little natty wine we want to use the globe
yeah love a globe i just found some natty wine
oh nice looks good hell yeah is that pharrell on the on the bottle there who is
that
love it all right we might have to turn dina's mic uh full volume here she's
got the voice of a gay
mouse so we gotta get that cooking you could have said quiet mouse i don't know
why you went with gay
going for comedy here okay people are funny have you seen fire island i haven't
is it good oh it's
great really it's good yeah i heard it's great it's pride and prejudice right
mm-hmm pretty much
which is also super gay yes oh you're gonna crack that all right notice a lot
of these wine bottles are
going unscrew now so i like the cork it's got a cork i think corks are bad for
the environment
did you hear that quirks i don't i don't know give that a goog i think they're
it's like keurig the
keurig pods they're ruining everything oh for sure i mean well plastic is just
in general
yeah going to kill us encourage coffee is dog shit i'm drinking one right now
they're fucking
horrible yeah but they're so convenient you gotta admit they're in every office
in the in the country
did i sell you on the grind and brew though oh i love the grind
send in some more bags of coffee by the way folks are you a coffee person dina
i have become one my whole life i never drink coffee and then i had a cup and i
was like oh my
whole personality was defined by not having coffee it's it's so much better to
live this way but now
i'm addicted to it like i feel tired without it i don't even enjoy it it doesn't
taste good i don't
like the taste of it the first cup when you're like you ever sick for like 10
days and then you just
have one cup of coffee on day 11 and and the coffee hits you so hard oh it's
the best well you went
you went 11 days without coffee i when i'm sick i don't drink a ton of it oh
man it's like just part
of my it's like brushing my teeth now i just have a coffee it's an antidepressant
i'm told too i'm
like oh that makes sense it is not working on me all right tell me we think
this could be weird
natural wine is always very funky no sulfites well cloudy okay yeah it's very
thick and and it's more
juicy than actual wine somehow yeah it looks more like a juice tell me what you
think oh that's
pungent my god damn that's strong oh oh
ah she's not a fan we can get we have other alcohol it's very tart it smells it's
like sort
of nail polish remover yes i'm getting hints of nail polish well mark and i
like sucking on fingers so
um i think it's kind of i think you got to give it a minute but i think this
could be good
oh i like it i'm into it i like it better than regular if you're not into it
dean i'll make you
a cocktail we got a full bar oh my god that'd be really exciting yeah all right
what do you what
do you want do what do we have matt do we have a ton of shit you want to mic me
up and i'll go over
there i haven't seen you that appalled since you had bacon that one time well
this is my mom's
worst nightmare when i first started doing stand-up she was like i don't want
you hanging around bars
and men and it's beautiful your mom is very religious yeah i mean she's a
different person
now she's like chilled out but she was a nightmare when i was growing up oh
really my dad was the same
way not like that well not no he's not a muscle but he was just the scary dad
and then he as he got
older he just chilled out and he's an old man now and he's like how are you
they want to keep you in
your life in their life exactly and they're weak and tired i think also so they're
kind of it's a
survival thing like i gotta be nice this guy can beat me up now whereas as a
kid it's a hairy knuckled
you know guy and a wife beat her what about was a mama was she a hitter only
once only once when you
know one time and i see it makes me feel bad to like tell bad stories about her
because she's so
nice and gentle now like i don't want that image we don't have to put it out
there
what are we talking curvy sword a wooden spoon yeah she took a scimitar
is that what those are called uh the curvy sword yeah a scimitar no one what do
you like
uh i do tequila usually but i'll have anything
i'm already drunk from this wine it's an it's it's so strong it's heavy duty
the natural wine is no
joke is that mint in there i'd love some we did oh yeah this is our second ep
so buckle up sister
i love that you just drink all day for work not bad huh and then when we do
stand-up we have a drink
there oh yeah not too shabby every comic on earth has done the joke but it's
such a great joke you
understand why things become hacky because they're actually they work but he
you've heard the joke
where the comic goes on stage takes a swig looks at his notes checks his phone
and goes you're telling
me when you get to work you start right away yeah yeah kills classic whoever
the first person to
think of that was hats off but i have no idea it's heard it eight thousand
times by nine different
people i was it was really fun it was my first time writing like a joke for
something other than
myself and then seeing it be used like in a script like i'm excited to watch
the show now to see like
someone say my joke it's very exciting feeling no it's uh sex lives of college
girls oh before i was
writing for a for a muzzy cartoon wow muzzy cartoon the first of its guys hey
groundbreaking
what's uh what's what's the premise is it about a woman not talking what do we
what's the uh i wish
no one's interested in showing the female muslim perspective i have to complain
it's just it's
really difficult that's the one i want to see really well the struggle is real
i mean the the the burka
is that burka the burka is part of it yeah yeah and then the the rocks and the
no driving i think yeah
yeah i think well you know saudi arabia is really playing they give a lot of
money to to american
entertainment they have a large stake in it so this is my conspiracy theory
that they're saying don't don't
give anything to a muslim woman we can't i see i only like conspiracy theories
that um protect me from
feeling failure that's what i like do you ever get nervous about the backlash
um well i mean i'm sort
of desensitized to it after a certain the bam sorry i was i was over there what
the backlash from what
like a muslim backlash i mean yeah no i think one day if i were to get some
sort of like large special or
something like that it could be it could be an issue but that's exciting like
you know i guess
you've dealt with it already you ready like i feel like the worst that could
happen you already got
hit with and we don't have to talk about this if you don't i don't care um well
the thing is i think
muslims would actually carry out their threats of violence exactly well that's
an example but you said it in a funny way
what uh yeah yeah i i could but you dealt with it in a way that was so unfair
where like
i thought your joke was funny great joke you posted a joke about this rapper
not even me comedy central
posted it yeah good point but what we do is comics is we write topical jokes i
didn't think your joke
was mocking a dead person first off i i think comics kind of have free reign to
begin with but
you made a joke that was like it's the perfect ad for venmo because he got
killed with a lot of money
right yeah basically that's a funny turn and it's not against him no in the
joke i say it's tragic that
he died so i exactly they see blood young people on the internet see blood and
they're like it's a way
it's sick well it's just that fan base is i mean the guy who just got um who
did what was the last
mass shooting i lose track what was the last one oh the parties i mean this is
coming down in three
weeks so there'll be about five or ten more the chicago yes so the guy who did
that was like one
of those guys he was an emo rap guy with like the face tattoos like he probably
sent me a death threat
during that time probably that's why i was so scared want to be a rapper it
could only take one
weirdo to like see your address and actually want to do something to you that's
true that's true yeah
and that guy it's like really the the classy well-read murderers are a thing of
a past yeah like the
ones who like quote shakespeare and like like we don't we're talking about john
woke's move before
like you like shouted out something from julius caesar right meanwhile yeah now
now it's like when
someone murders someone they're like they're like it was something from uh i
don't fuck it yeah yeah
lime wire or something i don't know right my face tattoo i mean this dude was a
fucking i mean losers
understatement but my my girlfriend tweeted something about r kelly like hey i'm
glad he's in
jail and she got a ton of shit like yeah and you're like usually with him you
get pissed hey clip it
what is uh what is going on here like you can't be mad at the guy who kept
women in a dungeon and
pissed on him and all that like what what are we doing here you really want to
be on that side of
it in this twitter fight it's weird yeah it is weird i mean but you know what
all it takes is those die
hard fans and and those people like they have fans man oh yeah it'd be nice to
have a fan base like
that that would like kill for you sure to the death hell yeah yeah but it's
dangerous look any mumble
rapper if there's one less i'm happy i'm all for it it's a shitty art or
whatever you want to call it
it's a bad genre it's got mumble in it it sucks how do you sell a dude that
looks like that a gun too
like he that look is if i saw a dude like that i'm like you just i was on a bus
i went away out of
the city for a few days and i was on a bus and there were two dudes that look
like that and i was like
i'm fucking dead oh you just think you're you just visualize they're gonna just
kill everyone on the
bus yeah it's becoming more mainstream now it's actually gone into basic bitch
culture like now
you can find like white blonde girls with face tattoos it's becoming a thing i
got a message from
a fan and she was like i got this face tattoo and i and i wrote back like a
joke because i have this
like app community where you can text you know you know that one another well
they can text you it's
like tech you know when people say in their instagram profile you can text me
here yeah it goes to
this it's not like my real number obviously crazy but it's like a thing you can
blast it tells you
the city they're in so you can blast the city when you come so this woman texts
me and sometimes i
respond she goes i got this horrible face tattoo and i wrote a joke back and
she goes no i'm serious
and she sends a picture and she goes it's it's like a wiccan tattoo that's been
appropriated by nazis
i'm like i mean yeah i mean you lost me at face tattoo it's already a bad idea
but you picked one
that's like a nazi i love you have a nazi face tattoo well appropriated by nazis
that's a funny
reason to be mad at nazis they stole my idea wow it's like a picture where you're
like almost like
i made a joke i thought she was kidding like it sounds like something is like a
joke yeah yeah but
it is getting more normalized for sure you see a guy with a face tattoo and it
was like a teardrop
thing he was in jail he killed a guy whatever but now it's like a post malone
there's more job
opportunities that's what it comes down to you used to be used to get like a
neck tattoo and it's like
you can't get a job yeah remember that old todd berry joke so i got with a neck
tattoo the other da