Name: Ep 99: Halloween w/ Dan Soder
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 99: Halloween w/ Dan Soder' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-31. Transcript available.

Ep 99: Halloween w/ Dan Soder

hey folks here we are now it's the super mario podcast happy halloween
what thank you i was waiting for that oh yeah peter all right we are fucking
virgins huh
holy shit we're having fun speak for yourself i'd clean up in japan right now
dan soda's with us our boy here our boy for so long we've been tight with him
for so many years
this is fun dude billions netflix hbo comedy central the bonfire on fire
every time you save my credits i gotta eat it like a coin who is your go-to in
the in the mario
cart who's your driver i do like yoshi honestly yoshi's fun yoshi's my guy i'm
a big
i'm a big mario cart on the switch so i love it oh is this a little na for your
boy
thanks dude what is this beer jew today we're doing uh just like a little
simple haunted fruit punch
with some uh nice cherries on there spooky all right dude love it yeah this
would be funny is this if
you guys planned all this to get me off the wagon yeah this was it i don't want
you back on the wagon
because i remember you were a beer and a shot drinker yeah yeah this is a
reverse intervention
plan all this to get you back this is a lovely non-alcoholic drink oh that is
tasty i bet if you
put booze in that it'd be real i have a confession to make i well last i tried
to get soda on the
bachelor party episode which comes out next week and uh that was a year off my
life it killed me
partially because de rosa every 10 minutes shots yeah it's like four in the
afternoon we're all on
the road so much that i can't tell when i'm sick anymore because i just never
feel good
so i go and feeling pretty rough but i'm like is it allergies i don't know but
i'm like ah whatever
probably had 10 to 12 drinks that night easily i mean we went out for steaks
after i mean we
easily had that many and de rosa even at dinner is like drinks drinks wasted
and you know i went on
stage i'm like you know when you're on straight struggling to enunciate yeah
that was uh that
was at the comedy cellar the late show that was one of the shows i realized
that it was time to pack
it up oh really i was i got so drunk at triona's because i never wanted to see
i never wanted sd to
see me drink ah because on friday nights you're there for like four spots yeah
triona's is a bar
down the street from the cellar in the west village and so i'd go around the
corner and just do shots
with beers and dude i was on stage at the late show and i was like i just
couldn't talk yeah i was
like damn i remember when i got into the cellar i saw colin quinn you know hero
and i was like any
advice he goes just don't drink and i was like oh yeah and i had a whiskey i
was like this is bad
but he's right because you get too drunk and it gets ugly he keeps going he's
like no observational
humor that's kind of lame yeah saying comedy that's pretty stupid you know
praise Allah but uh
a bachelor party drinking is a that's a long that's a marathon we got we did
four hours and i mean the
episode's a banger next week coming out uh but dude that it set me back so many
fucking days i was in
phoenix last weekend i was dying i i took a covet test i was negative but i was
doing those shows
where i'm like i'm of like the mentality if i can perform i'll perform sure but
it was like this
that 90s nicks patrick ewing knees in the ice bucket i'm like i'll power
through but holy
shit were you at stand-up live i was at stand-up live so you can go right to
the hotel after right
to the hotel i was with veder yeah uh every time i got off stage i would like
collapse they would hand
me nyquil i just down it you know it was that level of sick i'm telling you
yeah that was your jordan
flu game right you have to uh man taking a week off and i don't even drink and
i take weeks off
and i really and i feel it where i'm like take a week off the road and you're
like all right yeah
yeah i'm watching sober october with these guys and they're they're all looking
better they look
eight years younger they're all like on the treadmill i'm like damn maybe i
should do that
i quit drinking and everyone was like hey good for you i quit smoking
cigarettes and everyone's like
you look 10 years younger oh the cigs i think it was the cigs that were getting
me but man do i miss
those the most they work cigarettes work the second putin threatens nuclear
anything i'm buying
a pack of cigarettes lighten up you know leonard cohen he said if he made it to
80 he would start
smoking cigarettes again and he did oh wow he died very soon after that's
awesome yeah i said 70.
yeah 70 i'm gonna start drinking and smoking again yeah all right well so i
guess you'll never be
drinking and smoking yeah i don't know we'll see all right i quit i quit at 29
so i could get
fucked up at 70. there you go but then your body is a hangover at 70 has got to
hurt oh take me to my
wife you're already in a wheelchair probably and you got the iv you got the
feedback yeah you got a jamaican
you got a jamaican lady that's going to give you a hangover cure exactly in the
home because being
old is basically the same as hungover it is it's just a life hangover right you
just lived all your
life and then now you're hungover and you're fucking i'm looking at my grandma's
94 bad hangover exactly
everything she does she's like where's my fucking keys yeah that's how you feel
on stage when you're
sick you just feel old i'm talking slowly my voice isn't great and then people
woo like
shut up but you know this is a tough city to be sick in oh there you go they go
hard they're
also hot hot as hot cities are not easy to be sick in yeah but your thing you
have a great voice
so you never got the smoky steve-o ah i started getting it it started coming
yeah it started getting
a little raspy look at chapelle he's getting a little oh yeah the way dave's
like everybody knows
that i am but now it's even smokier jl colvin does it perfect oh really i do i
do more chapelle show
era chapelle killing him softly yeah you're killing him softly chapelle jail
can do the smoky one oh wow
you gotta understand man it's just like it's pretty good yeah but dave's got he's
been smoking for
well have you heard tom waits oh my i mean tom waits already i know he came in
with a
gruff voice at like 28. yeah now seismologists have to say what he's saying it's
like it's rumbling
that i'll decipher the piano has been drinking is he the one who am i thinking
of on he's on letterman
and he's hilarious he's mad funny on he's super quick tom waits yeah tom waits
rules he's a sexy
guy something about him he's a guy that yeah he's not like classically he's not
a handsome guy but
he's he's got that he's got it yeah dude tom waits has got some bangers yeah an
hour and 26 minute clip
of him that's more than most comedians you know if letterman has you on that
much it means you're
fucking fun right right i think he's got a couple great lines even this young
tom waits he looks older
than us yeah he sounds like if an old house could talk you know like in pixar
movies right
you don't want to live in me i'm an old house isn't that the dream i just want
to be on bob's
burgers and then do stand up and you'll never work a day in your life that's it
that's where i'm going
do you do a lot of voiceover i do voiceover stuff what have you been doing uh
recently i did paradise
pd on netflix i do nfl films top 100. wow i want so i told nfl films i've been
doing it for six years
i'm like hey when your guy dies i want the season recap job i want to be like
that year the raiders
knew that fall would bring you know and then they score it yeah i want that job
you can be the next
attenborough dude i would yeah i would fucking love just get high and talk
about seagulls
look at this guy yeah the rhino presents himself i'd like to watch that all day
yeah they go pause
i go are we gonna see this rhino fuck yeah it's just like the scrapped ones
somebody had a bit about
how like it'd be fun to narrate like dudes at a bar with with attenborough oh
yeah like picking up
a chick well they kind of did that on chapelle show with when keeping it real
goes wrong they did
the nfl films thing remember when he's like but he wasn't there instead it was
yeah we're keeping
it real goes wrong that was a great one man chapelle show was a banger oh hey
look sally's on it
oh you know what it was it was uh great moments in hookup history that was when
they did nfl
films uh i did i did a few voices on 10 year old tom on hbo oh hell yeah that's
a great show that shows
i mean that whole that's like steve doldarian rules did you ever watch life of
times of tim oh
jay's obsessed with it and got me into it it's very funny yeah i love nick kroll
that kroll is
great yeah it's got a lot of great shit on there but uh that's awesome but when
you do the voiceover
with him you do the script and then you just he's like all right let's riff a
few yeah you just keep
riffing and he's fun to riff with because that's so he'll just go in weird
directions yeah oh all right
yeah i was like um like i remember when we were all doing mics or whatever and
bob's burger came out
bob's burgers and todd berry did the voice of a cow wow i was like excited yeah
because i was like
i was like todd berry that's todd berry on the or like you know eugene merman
was like
the sun yeah it seems so great just to get a voiceover job and i mean did you
hear michelle
wolf got uh the new gta i'm just setting you up get out of the car i'll kill
you that's my car
i'm sorry are you comedian michelle don't look at my face
i'll execute every motherfucking last one of you
you need the pulp fiction music right there be cool honey buddy yeah
any of you motherfuckers move and i'll execute every motherfucking last one
i heard uh i heard macho man randy savage that's who i play on paradise pd i
they like let me do macho
man on paradise pd and they were like at one point they were like just cut a
promo and so they gave me
like things that i was supposed to say and that was that was the most fun damn
because there i was in
like a big you know a fancy sound booth yeah with the headphones on and just
being like yeah and another
thing because i cut i cut it as his um as his uh as his ghost oh dude god bless
mean gene yeah that
guy was the cream rises to the top dude no he's got the purple shirt already
does cream
they're like comics they have to build a persona dude and the way that he would
like
you know he has like little isms like the way he would go down and pop
and he'd be like yeah i'm telling you something right now there is no way yeah
and it was just like
my favorites my favorite line is when he goes cup of coffee he starts off with
a coffee and he goes
cup of coffee yeah coffee in the big time yeah that's it's hilarious you better
believe i got swim
only because of him oh yeah i hated him when i was a kid because i was such a
big hulk hogan fan wow
i was such a macho man guy i don't know why it's always that it's like his
breathes he just
took a giant hit a weed yeah yeah how do you create that how do you craft that
pulled out of his ass there's a great interview with his brother where his
brother talks about
like the two guys it's like comics we're all influenced by people the wrestlers
are influenced
so there's like guys that work the territories and his dad was a professional
wrestler so there's
two guys that he liked so when he was coming up he was like practicing doing
that breathy like
right it might it's not bruiser brody but it's like somebody like that that
does like the
holding in your breath like i'm gonna talk like that and then he just added in
yeah so
then you know the origin story of the cream that he just took it from catering
yeah pretty much they
would challenge each other backstage be like do something with this and they
throw it out oh really
yeah yeah like freestyle battles yes yeah they're like work yeah
i also love that that t-shirt looks like a short-sleeved turtleneck yeah
like he's so muscular he's like even when i'm artsy yeah i gotta lift the arms
out
they're basically 