Name: Ep 106: Natasha Leggero
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 106: Natasha Leggero' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 106: Natasha Leggero' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-19. Transcript available.

Ep 106: Natasha Leggero

yo hey hey we're here we might be drunk welcome how are you we got Natasha Leggero
here one of
our favorites good to have you very happy to have you thank you guys for having
me thanks for coming
in from LA yeah uh man it's it's really hard to get around here it's a
nightmare are you one of
those LA people that hates coming I lived here and it's just bringing back
memories of just
pounding the pavement crying I feel like that was me for like five years in New
York that's most of it
in the beginning and then I sat at a sad sandwich shop and just ate an egg
salad sandwich because
it was like snow raining and you guys were like right across the street so you
know I was like
waiting for an hour is it raining it's like snow oh I thought that was part of
the sad New York story
that was just now that was just now holy shit that's what I'm saying was like
bringing back memories and
then I was like this happens to me too now like I sat down because you don't
sit down by yourself
in public in LA you know and I sit down and then this like old man was sitting
at this like communal
table across from me it was Al Franken no it wasn't Al Franken but the guy did
smile at me this is
starting happening to me where I'm like do you think that this would ever
happen like men in their 60s I
don't know what kind of vibe I'm giving off well you probably thought you were
a Disney princess
I think with the uh the outfit maybe I don't know but yeah you know thank you
Mark no but you look
fashion fashion uh comes naturally to you yeah I got 11 year old skateboarder
come on this is like
every male comic I know Sam's wearing like a nice adult shirt over it he's got
a nice jacket going
thank you yeah I had to bring it with Natasha Natasha I should have brought it
I was on a date last week
when Natasha had texted me to come on and literally 10 minutes before she
texted me this girl goes you
know who my favorite comedian is no that was Natasha Leggero stop oh come on
she said Michelle Wolfe
you must have gotten some action after like showing her not as much as I should
have for
showing that text I feel like that should have gotten me more he just got pegged
yeah that was it
that was after I showed her yeah but yeah I opened for you a year do you
remember that at Caroline's
you know people say this to me and I really have a bad memory Mark all right I
was not remember I
was a new comic was I nice to you at least you were so nice okay good and Todd
Berry was a dick
and you stood up for me and I never forgot it and I appreciate it wait Todd was
a dick to you
well I look I was so green and annoying you're doing the guest spot Mark yeah
yeah don't run the
way Todd was running a letterman this is how long ago this was Todd was running
a letterman so you
were like yeah sure come do five I'm at Caroline's and I was hosting and I was
you know excited and
annoying and uh you guys went out after and I was like oh where are we going
and Todd's like
not you something like that I mean he was half joking but half totting and you
were like no no
don't worry you can come and you you said it like off to the side when he
couldn't hear you're like
you come you come and I the whole time I was like I didn't say a word because
you guys were
did you come I I weirdly showed up and just hung out to the side and we went to
some hotel bar and
you guys talked about show business that is like brave Mark if someone told me
to not come that's I
like that well it was probably a woman tells me not to come I come instantly so
did I yeah I still
came well I'm glad that we hung out with you and I'm I'm sorry that you came it
was fun I mean
you know when you're so new and so green you're just like watching people who
are successful was
thrilling and now you're so successful wow I don't know but he still dresses
like that and Todd still
addicted me I saw him last night oh good tell him I said hi I mean Todd is so
funny though oh we love
Todd let's just let him act how he was if you haven't yes I was a fan he has so
many albums that
are just like lights out I used to listen to him when I started in New Orleans
I was a huge fan but
but what are we drinking there beer Jew well hold the time I pick the drinks
for you guys but this time
you get to choose your own kind of and we'll figure out wait it's a taste test
wait am I oh this is
three different ones three different from your box at three different price
points I don't even splurge
for this at the restaurants thank you this is like the flight right right
exactly and whichever you like
best you get a full glass of or many more oh lovely and we got the what is that
a charcuterie
what do you call that cheese plate yeah that's the word I think the kids call
it charcucci board
charcucci I don't know I think I dated her this is amazing all right I did this
at my wedding
because I really wanted to buy expensive wine and most was like there is a wine
shop shop up the street
called Trader Joe's and I'm like I am not giving my guest Trader Joe's wine
right so I made this huge deal
out of it and then my wedding planners came and we did a taste test and we all
picked the Trader Joe's
no it was so even and here's the worst part of the story I still bought the
expensive wine
because I don't want my friends like I bought like half expensive wine because
I was like I don't want
to my friends to see like we're pouring Trader Joe's yeah you know Trader Giato
yeah it always has
some name Trader Giato Trader Jose or something funny that you mentioned Trader
Joe's I'm kidding
no but they are three different massively different price maybe we should all
do the
same one at the same time are they in the right order they have numbers on them
they have numbers
on them they do just choose which one you like I'm an idiot I'm starting with
three oh geez all right
you can start with whichever you like okay are these all sauv blancs they're
all sauv blancs
sauv blancs this was Natasha requested sauv blanc well you said what is your
cocktail and I don't
really drink cocktails I always picked you for like a martini if I drink a martini
I would
definitely vomit she's five foot one martinis are so strong they are they are
and those glasses are
not fun to hold no they they hate the glass this is pretty good a little oaky
what are we starting
with that's one that's three okay wine has just started to taste like water to
me that's bad right
they always say it's like why is it so hard to drink a whole bottle of water
but so easy to drink
a bottle of wine well said um this is good I like it and I'm not a wine guy you're
not a wine guy
I'm not I'm not a white wine guy I'll do I like a red better red is obviously
better it just gives
me headaches so I can't oh yeah it'll kill you in the morning okay number two
number two we're going
four okay a little fuller a little nutty this one tastes more like um my ex I
think I like the
the third one better than the second okay yeah I think so too I'm following
your guys league
it's a little bit like um I'm ignorant uh I don't know like like raw alcohol
like they put
like a splash of vodka in it or something interesting I feel that yeah it does
spill a bunch of vodka
all right it's definitely got a kick it's a little it's got a sting to it yeah
okay number one I feel
like these are all kind of like flat simple dry something like I maybe we didn't
give you guys
the best flat simple and dry they're nothing exotic don't worry okay
much different right that's dry that's number one that's what dry is when
people say dry yeah I'm
learning okay three is the best I agree I like I'm a three person I would say
three as well and I'm
going for three what but what is it oh if it's trader joe's I'm going to shit
blood all right so
four is a big reveal okay I'm wearing a diaper uh let's go with the least
favorite was number two
correct yes all right well you guys have some supplements of taste that is the
cheapest one
all right cupcake don't ever buy cupcake you guys cupcake vineyards it's like a
budget you know wine
they have they have uh you know grigio soft longs everything you need grab at
the 7-eleven when
you're going to a party that you like you hope that no one sees what you drop
right because like
that is not everyone knows effectively yes it's like a $12 bottle okay now and
then our favorite
was number two but number one number one number three three three three rather
so three was gas station
strangely enough strangely enough you guys picked the middle best as your best
which is Kim Crawford's
i drink this all the time and also restaurants do not serve cupcake but they do
serve Kim okay
actually my restaurant serves Kim Crow yeah yeah a lot it's a very popular
house solve block because
it's good mid-tier and it'll get you there and it's nice to pair with like uh
with any kind of like
like like meal no how much is the Kim Crawford Kim Crawford is about 25 bucks
25 26 it's not too bad
all right and then obviously the uh higher tier was cake bread sellers at 45
and that was number one
i want that one instead and that was and that was when you guys said like oh
that's dry that's dry
that's like when you feel like that that extreme dryness when it's just been
completely like
barrel aged for like a good amount for as long as a white wine should be get
that wow i seriously
would rather have the expensive one uh you know what let's drink no doubt i
like the Kim
Croft you like the Kim well i i drink Kim Crawford all the time so that's why
let's do it
maybe it'll be lesser of a hangover too right this is the mental part of me i'm
tasting the thank you
the second one we liked and it tastes better now that i know it's the good one
isn't that
fucked up how the mind works yeah we're really true what is that cake bread oh
no that's me there you
go americans are just trash we really are we really are it just sucks i would
think of that richard jenny
joke how the french have the croissant and here in america we go we made a croissandwich
yeah so true
even canada is but i went to vancouver and it's even more it's it's even a
little more refined there
did you guys know that in other countries they have like full maternity leave
they oh yeah in
finland they give you a box it was full of like um a box the boxes for your
baby to sleep in and
then they give you like all of this like baby supplies anything you would need
you get like 400
days off right a year that you can use whenever you want you know it's like
america we're just like
do your thing you know like don't get an abortion right i'm not gonna help you
with any of this
yeah but uh that's just my biological father talking to my mom by the way wait
so your dad's
not a lawyer that's your step no yes well yeah yeah okay all right and comics
you know we all have a
story that's the most polite way it's a bumper sticker to be like ew yeah well
it's true though i mean
that was what really attracted me to comedians you've dated some comics but not
even yes dated i always
date comedians but also like just when i first got to new york or i think it
went up from new york i
got to la and i would start going to auditions and the actors were so annoying
and i'd be in a green
room with actors and they were just like all competitive and bragging and
boring and then all
of a sudden you go to an improv audition and like everybody's funny and yes i
mean they're still like
vain assholes but you know at least they're like funny they're giving back yeah
totally so i just
always wanted to hang out with comedians but then you start talking to him it's
like oh you got
stabbed when you were a little oh yeah yeah some you know someone accosted you
in an alley oh your
brother died right you know it's like always something like there's always an
inciting we all
have something that fucks us up but like there's something about actors having
to hide in other
roles that makes me feel like they don't work on it as much comedians we have
to live with like
ourselves we have to like be in our hea