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Ep 122: Dustin Nickerson Drinks Tom Collins

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Hey, I wasn't ready. Sorry.
A little jumpy.
It's been a long weekend.
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Oh, the Yannis' baby.
Wow.
Yeah.
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We got a special guest today, Dustin Nickerson.
New special on YouTube.
It runs in the family.
March 28th.
March 28th.
Yeah.
Sweet.
There you go.
YouTube's the move, baby.
Yeah.
I saw Chad Dales last night.
He's doing one.
Ari just did one.
Ari's just so good.
Yeah, they're out there.
Yeah.
For people playing the how many times Mark Burps and Farts drinking game at
home?
Early.
Early.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a quick one.
That was quick.
I mean, you've gotten more Burps than I've gotten words so far.
Ah, sorry.
We were talking baseball before you got here because you're like, first off,
you're wearing
a Seattle Kraken hat.
Yeah, yeah.
You're a Seattle guy.
I'm a Seattle guy, but I don't know hockey.
So, I'm like a fan because it's a new team, but I'm like, what's icing?
Like, I don't know the rules to the game yet.
And I almost don't want them to, because they're pretty good right now.
They're like first in the Pacific.
But I almost don't want them to win because I haven't suffered.
You haven't earned it.
Along with, I haven't hurt.
Yeah, I haven't earned it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a comic getting too much too early.
Right, right.
You didn't pay your dues.
Exactly.
That's what I feel like as a Kraken fan.
I was like, no, I got to, especially Seattle, which is a very long-suffering
sports city.
Just the energy of that city is just, it's like suicide.
It is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just walk in.
Are they number one?
I think they're number one in suicide rate.
No, Alaska.
Wow.
I can count them.
That's a given.
We can count that.
Yeah, I was thinking Syracuse too, but I'm like, that's another one.
You can't even count it.
Seattle's a real city with suicide.
And if you think about the things that Seattle's known for, like coffee and
music, art, software,
all indoors.
Also, but coffee's also like energy.
It's weird to be caffeinated and then kill yourself.
Oh, good point.
Yeah.
Maybe they need it.
They're high-energy suicides.
Right.
They don't lull.
It's a high-energy thing.
They couldn't get off the couch to jump without a Starbucks.
So, actually, coming in at number one with a bullet is Wyoming.
Oh.
That's another one.
Nobody lives there.
And it probably takes like a week to find a body.
Yeah, that's a state too.
We're going city here.
Oh, city.
But you think Seattle, you think like Frasier, you think like, you know, oh, Niles.
You don't think like a guy hanging himself.
No, no.
But the weather, we were there recently.
And by the way, more theater is like the most beautiful theater.
That's one of the best rooms in the country.
I think that might be my favorite venue we played so far.
Incredible.
Yeah, I opened for Nate there a couple years ago.
And it's like, I grew up going to this.
And like, Alice in Chains has a famous live album there.
Oh, yeah.
And like, Houdini played there.
Wow.
I know.
Isn't that crazy?
Pearl Jam climbed the thing there.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel guilty doing what I do when I hear shit like Houdini played there.
And I'm like, here's another abortion joke.
Keeping that tradition on.
He's making things disappear, too.
But also Seattle Kraken.
That's the animal, the weird.
What is a Kraken?
It's a sea monster, right?
It's a sea monster.
Yeah, it's a very Seattle weird name.
But it's kind of a cool name.
It is a cool name.
And they have the most Seattle name ever for the arena, the Climate Pledge
Arena.
Oh.
I thought you were going to say the syringe.
I was thinking they should call it the Soundgarden.
Yeah, it was the, it was, oh, there you go.
That's very good.
When Selge's bombed, it does this.
He did the Mr. Burns thing there, too.
Yeah, I think Jerry Bruckheimer is one of the owners of the Kraken.
Oh, wow.
I had no idea.
I think he is.
Google it.
I think he is.
The reason the Kraken exists, though, are to try and get the Sonics back.
Oh, is that right?
We lost the Sonics in the 2000s, and it was like a thief in the night type
situation where
Stern, the CEO at the time, gave his bunny Clay Bennett a team in Oklahoma City.
And they were like, ah, the arena's trash.
It was a key arena.
It was fine, you know.
Yeah.
But they had to like renovate it and show that it could be a good space to now
try
and court the NBA back to see it.
Wow, what a move.
Yeah.
They should have a team.
It's pretty cool.
I mean, I grew up on those like Sonics, green and yellow.
Yeah.
Gary Payton, Sean Cam.
Yeah, Detlef Schrempf.
Cool team.
Good years.
Very cool team.
Just another set of Hall of Famers that Jordan kept from getting a title, which
is his real
legacy of the 90s.
Yeah.
That was, I mean, speaking of basketball, I did Giannis on the Kentecumpo's
benefit last
night.
Wow.
Saw the picture.
Holy shit.
Amazing family.
They're so cool.
Shout out to Hasan Minhaj.
Hasan Minhaj.
I'm sorry.
Hasan.
Hasan Minhaj.
He put it together and it's like literally Mayor Adams, the ambassador.
Wow.
To Greece.
And then me.
Holy shit.
And then Ronnie Chang.
And then me.
Oh, thank God.
Okay.
Yeah, I got a buffer.
But it's crazy.
I'm doing literally, I'm just like, I went up like half in the bag.
I was like, I'm fucking nervous.
I'm looking at Mayor Adams.
Wow.
So I had an easy gig.
I was a few Manhattans deep.
By the way, Stavros, whatever.
He was supposed to come with me.
He didn't.
Long story.
But I'm like, I know I'm going to get drunk.
So I just started pounding all this like really great Greek food they had.
Ooh, nice.
I'm looking in the front and I'm trying not to make eye contact.
The front table is Giannis, Phenosis, and their mom.
Oh, my God.
And everyone's like, and people are like crying before they bring me on.
They're just like, this incredible woman who brought these men up to be such,
and they're
like all incredible people.
They're all good human beings.
Yeah.
And they give back.
And Giannis is the greatest basketball player right now, I think.
Wow.
You know, if we're going two-way, he is.
Freak, freak.
Yeah.
And I look over, and the brothers are laughing.
And I was like, thank God.
And then I look to the left.
The mom is not laughing.
I'm like, it's okay.
The brothers are laughing.
That's what's important.
Yeah.
And then I look over, Mayor Adams fucking loving me.
Oh, really?
Great.
And then pull up the video, Matt, after the show.
Right here.
Because Stav did not come with me.
His name is Stav, bro.
What up, babe?
Incredible.
Wow, Greek gods.
That's a good friend move.
Also a dirty friend move.
I didn't ask for the video.
We were just talking, and I said, I'm so bummed because one of my best friends
was supposed
to come with me tonight, and he couldn't come, and he's so upset about it.
And he goes, let's make a video for him.
Oh.
I would never have brought it up.
Oh, man.
I would not have brought it up.
I'm not that dude.
He's Greek.
He should have been there with a flag on.
You want to hear why Stav wasn't there?
He literally texted me before.
He's like, I can't wait, dude.
I can't wait.
Can I wear my Greek, can I wear my Adidas tracksuit?
And I was like, I mean, it's the Rainbow Room, dude.
It's like, I was the worst dressed person there, and I was in a button down,
you know?
And I was like, you should probably wear something, you know?
And then he was like, dude, I'm looking around.
I don't have one dress shirt.
And I was like, you did five shows at the Wilbur this weekend.
You don't have one dress shirt?
And he's like, no, I don't have a dress shirt.
So I was like, fuck it.
Just wear the tracksuit.
And he goes, no, I don't want to drag you down.
Like, I don't want to, like, be that bad.
And I was like, just do it.
It's fine.
Then he fell asleep and woke up.
I was explaining this to a friend, and I was like, he just fell asleep.
I was like, hey, he's fat.
You know, people.
Yeah, yeah.
It didn't happen.
Bad people just fall asleep sometimes.
Yeah, it happens.
You hear a cat naps.
You never hear a fat naps.
I was hoping you were going to say he just showed up in a toga.
Just to throw him for a loop.
Because that is the garb of the day.
No, he was, and then I tried to sway him when I was there.
Because I was like, dude, the entire Milwaukee Bucks team is here.
And he loves the whole team.
So I was kind of like, dude, come.
And he just, he woke up to that video like, fuck.
Damn, my wife would have showed up.
I did like 10.
Yeah.
That's not an easy interview.
I got a big laugh, and I was like, fuck it.
I didn't even get the light yet.
I was like, fuck it, I'm off.
Yeah, yeah.
I got, I got, I was like, there's no need for me to overstay my welcome and a
benefit.
And you sat next to him.
No, I didn't sit next to him.
I just, I found him after the show.
Wow.
How'd you spot him?
He is, he is well-dressed, too.
Really?
He's a dapper man.
He's an easy guy to root for.
Like, I don't think anyone hates Giannis.
No, Pappas, yes.
But not that one.
Very different Giannis.
Very different.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Different energies.
Yeah.
Wow, that's funny.
That's a, that's a, what do you call it?
A milestone.
That's a, it's fun as hell.
Yeah.
Great moment.
Austin, the man, for doing that.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
We got to get him on one day.
Do you have any, yeah, we do have to get him on.
Do you have any, do you have any recs?
Any recs?
Like recommendations?
Oh, recommendations.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, yeah.
I'm always like way behind on like TV and like, it's like that old Gaffigan
joke.
You know, you remember this joke?
It was like.
I love this joke.
It was like, I'm going to mess up the exact details, right?
It's like, you ever watch a movie?
Oh, that's a great joke.
And he's like, hey, you guys ever seen Heat?
Yeah.
They're like, yeah, like five years ago.
But I want to talk about it now.
Yeah.
I love that line.
I want to talk about Heat now.
I want to talk about Heat now.
Heat's the perfect movie, too.
That's a little bit of like the parenting thing.
Like, because we like, I get like, me and my wife, like if we're watching a
show, it's
like 40 minutes at the end of the night.
And we're like, we can start a new thing or we can watch Larry Sanders again.
Like something we know we're going to love.
It's amazing how many references Larry Sanders has gotten on this podcast.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
We're all obsessed with it.
Big fan.
Yeah.
He literally answers the phone, hey, now.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, that's what my wife got me for Father's Day last year was a hey, now
shirt.
Yeah, it's a big one.
You have three kids, so that's exciting.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, I know, right?
Whoa.
Get him this drink immediately.
He's got three kids.
How old are they?
My oldest, he's a junior in high school.
He's 15.
He's like learning to drive.
I had like a whole life before comedy.
When I showed up at my first open mic, I was 27 