Name: Ep 133: Yannis Pappas & Paul Virzi
Uploaded: 2023-06-26T01:00:07.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 133: Yannis Pappas & Paul Virzi' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-26. Transcript available.

Ep 133: Yannis Pappas & Paul Virzi

Hey folks we might be drunk here we are we're back we're back we're here good
to see you buddy
you too what do you got there I got well I got this little we might be drunk
shirt on I think
it's kind of and you got one too that's a beauty yeah where can we get these
shirts Matt
we might be drunk pod dot com are we the same person or not and you also got us
I saw this
someone posted this uh that I follow sunny delight sunny D is it like KFC they're
not actually
delight anymore oh it's not real delight maybe it's not real chicken at KFC
right that's true
sunny D vodka seltzer I have to I always have to try this we gotta try it ice
no it's a seltzer
it's a seltzer it's cold he put in the fridge thank you oh this is great for
getting kids drinking
that's what I like get the youth hey
to a new beginning yes I need my vitamin D
not bad hey it goes down easy and we're not getting paid for this this is pure
curiosity
yeah zero sugar 95 cal it's all chemical but it's good all right kids if you
need to start
drinking this is the one to do this is like remember like this is the shit that
you're like
if you don't get orange juice you drink yeah my mom hated this shit I was like
can we get me too
I wanted sunny because I was a dumb I was a dumb kid I saw the commercial it
worked purple stuff fruit
juice sunny D oh my god when I was a little kid at summer camp they're like
they give you the the
like pure sugar water and I'd be like this is what we should have in the house
and my mom's like
you're a fucking idiot yeah yeah that's not real there's no nutrition totally
what the hell are you
doing it's a sunny d commercial I'm queuing it up let's see wow what year 91
wow they got me with
this shit look at that bottle oh it's glowing purple stuff
I fell for it it worked wow she had a second one backed up by the way no kid
this age is nice to
their mother that's true you know this is bullshit no there's no 15 year old
their friends who's like
cool mom you should hang out with us all right oh yeah and guess what if the
mom was hanging out
this much one of the kids is fucking her yeah I was trying to be like I'll give
you some d
it ain't sunny though it's dark I gotta be honest I gotta dig this it's pretty
good goes down easy
I'm a sucker in the summer for these like trashy like what I like white claw I
like you I like all
that high noon is great that's a great beverage but now I got my morning drink
oh yeah this will be
good start early yeah it was all sugar back then the cereals was sugar the
sunny d was sugar the
kool-aid was sugar it was all sugar kool-aid that was the bert kreischer app oh
we combine kool-aid
with alcohol that fucked me up I was hung over for like nine hours at at like
at night that night
it was like oh my head yeah that one fucked us up yeah three hour app where
Bert just doesn't stop
drinking cut to Bert he's at the cellar just like whoo I was popping Tylenol he's
like you're a
fucking pussy if this were a movie it would just cut to us at Bert's funeral
yeah we're just like that
guy partied way too hard yeah I don't want to see the end of that that film we're
going to probably
yeah true and uh we got to see his movie oh yeah at least he got that in the
can good for you Bert I'm
going to I'm gonna hang out with him tomorrow we're both doing the mothership
oh shit yeah we got to get
him back on here when the movie comes out yeah he's in New York a lot he'll be
doing press so yeah we'll
have him back all right just buckle up because it's gonna be a long one I know
that's one we can't
double up we've been doubling up some of these days because you know Mark's
going to Australia
yeah I'm doing a two-week bus run uh great but it's like holy shit it's a lot
it's a lot but man
that time off is gonna be wacky we're gonna be coming back rusty and I'll be
tan I'll have an
accent good day mate I'll go on that date for you same that was my Australian
that was very good
yeah I like the jacket too oh thank you it was a free one from the Netflix fest
looks good yeah I
hate the artist though that's a little cheesy you know what sucks about this I
was on a flight once
and this lady goes are you an artist and I was like oh shit yeah I'm an artist
she goes what are
you what kind of artist singing dancing and I was like painter shut up you said
painter yeah I was
like I'm a painter leave me alone I didn't want to talk yeah she said I'll
paint you yeah good
that wasn't Titanic they painted her oh yeah pull up that clip that I sent you
Salakuse oh someone
sent me this one can we get do you got the audio on yeah I don't know where to
start it but
wait can you make it bigger do you want it actually there you go there we go
just someone sent me it's a guy singing it's like you can't make it bigger than
that
no it does a mentally challenged yeah there we go I don't know what's going on
here
I'm gonna get in trouble for this clip
what does it say here is this on twitter it says new wheels on the on the back
on the block
new wheels on the block
why is there a lap track
people are laughing
bigger problems
I'm not gay I'm not gay this is gold oh this is the Muslim national anthem
who are these guys we got to get these guys on here this is the number one show
in Yemen right now
oh shit sorry oh man we got to get them in here I mean if I was Simon Cowell
that's a pass
we started play it again this is a bit all right from the top
five six seven
this is gold
this is insane
yeah
is this your feed
who is laughing at this shit
I am sorry I am
I mean besides in the crowd I mean
thank god for the subtitles though let's be honest
without the subtitles it's just a hate cry
somebody producing the crowd's like kid you've got the goods
this could be this could go straight to number one
cut to uh you know that sound you're looking for
this is it
Barry Gordy
kid you've got the goods
oh wow this is comedy gold
you gotta be bringing stuff in like this more often
this is really something
man
new wheels on the block Peter says
it's funny
there was another one I could send you to
like mentally challenged or physically challenged but yet
they're being dicks
they're like at least I'm not gay
you know I'm in a wheelchair but I ain't gay
that's gold
and they can get away with it
Mark wishing he was in a wheelchair right now
I know I'm like ah
Mark's like I would push all kinds of boundaries
oh yeah
you know curtailing my act and pulling shit out
man if I was one of these guys I'd have it made
oh no I couldn't find it
it was another one that was pretty good
that is good stuff
it was guy and girlfriend on a roller coaster without a seatbelt
those roller coaster videos are insane
where the guy's like not strapped in
and everyone else is having a great time
and he's like
he's so scared
oh great
all right these are awesome
is that it
I feel for the guy
it's a black couple
I don't know
they're fun to watch
all right let's see
give it a shot
this isn't a prank though
yeah this is it
this guy's already nervous you can tell
oh it's a prank
he's not loving it
oh
oh he's going t-rex
oh man
she's having a great time
meanwhile we can put the music
I'm not gay
this looks like me and my wife having sex
except I'm the guy enjoying it
and she's like
this sucks
oh there we go
that was some great movements
this shit is gold
that was just involuntary
straight up fear
Pete Correale used to have a joke about
he goes when I have sex with my wife
it's like she's tanning
and I'm getting in her light
she's just like
one of the first jokes I ever wrote
was trying to get ahead
with my girlfriend
was like trying to feed a kid
medicine
like
big bit of mine
that was the early days
I remember all my early stuff
yeah
yeah yeah
so bad in bed
me and my first girlfriend
decided to lose their virginity to each other
I bled
I remember that one
that was a big one
I remember my first joke
it was like
my English teacher said
I think you're like a young Hemingway
and I was like
because I'm a good writer
she goes
no you're an alcoholic
who's going to kill himself
that's a good joke
that holds up
that's a young one
yeah
let's see
what else did I have
that was like one of the first ones that hit
yeah yeah
I had a whole thing about
people would say
oh my license picture
I'm so ugly in my license picture
and I'd go
no that's what you look like
that's good
that was a big one
that's a good joke
I remember those
when we were doing those like comic sets
remember
oh yeah
14th and 9th baby
well you had that
that big sage theater show
yeah
which for like a Brooklyn
open mic alt guy
that was like heaven
that was a good show
it was packed
it was young people
they were drinking
that was crazy
I don't know
it was in a warehouse
I mean a theater
yeah
that was awesome
I still have videos of that
on my app
on my
what do you call it
iMac
that was crazy
yeah
I pull those on the Patreon
damn
oh should we pull
we don't have guests here yet
should we pull
should we play the one
of our trailer
yeah
can we play that real quick
how long's the trailer
it's like three minutes
oh shit
party's over
yeah you want one
I'll try one
try it
they're pretty good
purple stuff
oh shit
alright I'm sending this to you
you can just play it right
yeah
did you guys spend a lot of time
like getting kicked out of class
not gay
oh yeah
I got kicked out of class
all the time
what for
oh cutting up
talking
and just like
saying shit
a little bit of this
wow
that was a great one
I was a pro
that's a Norman farce
in real life
I'll do the
whoa
you got that down
can you teach me that
really
yeah
I can never do it
we gotta do the fast ones
the
whoa
and then you got the other one
the
damn
I had to have all the tricks
man
that was impressive
wait what are you pulling up here
nice
good memory
what do you call me sometime
when you have no class
you're alright
you're alright
did you send me that thing
I sent it to you
thank you
yeah this is
so this is
we talked about in the Greg Warren app
where we said
we couldn't sell a special
that was like a blue collar
comedy tour style special
this is the trailer
three minutes
should we play it
yeah
I mean if they can stomach
three minutes
I think it's pretty cool
now what year are we talking
five years ago
no way
this is way longer
2015-16
alright we'll play it
that's a comedy seller
great shot
who shot this
Jason Katz
yeah
yes
this next guy
you know from his hour special
he's fucking hilarious
please go
oh yeah
ladies and gentlemen
this is me
Norman and Joe List
trying to sell a joint special
we're living in weird times
you know
people are mad at men right now
we gotta make some changes
I'm watching less office porn
personally
cause I used to really like
office porn
but now when I see it
I'm like
he should not have done that
he's like
hi to Weinstein
there should be a guy
that comes on at the end
like he does not work
here anymore
that was unacceptable
we had to break up
me and Norman
we had to go to the airport
the other day
in Queens
they were playing
welcome to the jungle
oh that was a great joke
at the airport
that's a weird airport song
don't you think
it's a little much
I'm not a rock and roll guy
I'm cool
I can rock
but I'm just walking
to the terminal
I hear
da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
hey can we cool it down
a little bit
7.30am
also it's a little unnerving
to be boarding a flight
and hear
you're gonna die
keep that clapping going
for Mark Norman
ladies and gentlemen
did we all have sets
that night
or did we work this out
no we worked it out
oh okay
this guy would not shut up
wouldn't it be nice
if there's a no small talk
option on the end
but there isn't
so you gotta find your own way
to quiet the guy
I like to scare him
I wonder if this will be
a Jew joke
he's like how about this traffic
huh what are things
causing this
I'm like probably the Jews
he's like
I'm gonna give this ride
five stars of David
gotta get a pun in
three NYC comics
she's like I don't want
to have sex
I said oh that's fine
she goes wow
you're a great guy
I was like that's all it takes
that's an old thing
