Name: Ep 137: Ian Lara & Old Fashioned Flight
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 137: Ian Lara & Old Fashioned Flight' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-24. Transcript available.

Ep 137: Ian Lara & Old Fashioned Flight

hey folks here we are we might be drunk we're back it's the summertime in new york
city how
you feeling i'm rough man travel road hard put away yeah you know what happened
i was uh
all flights canceled yesterday in new york it's one of those here's a peeve out
of the gate i got
a quick peeve for you please you're on the phone with uh you're on the phone
with airlines and all
the flights are canceled and you're like well i gotta get back at this time i'm
gonna miss this
podcast so i have to take a 6 a.m flight back and then that got delayed oh the
6 a.m delay is the
biggest peeve there is because you get up early and you're like if i could you
time it you're like
if i got like a window where i could still fall asleep yeah you know so you're
like because then
you're looking at your phone your eyes are fucked and you really you can't fall
back asleep oh i've
been there i know it too well so uh that gets delayed a flight attendant just
didn't show up
what the hell is that what's happening in this country what's going on come on
no they were there
on 9 11 they were there which they wish they did wish they did sleep yeah that's
true good but you
know uh i'm on the phone with a guy yesterday and he hits me with this where i
go okay well i'm i'm
not taking i cancel my flight i'm gonna take another airlock i need to get in
for this podcast yeah
and and he goes i was able to make the cancellation oh well good job you
fucking asshole yeah i would
hope you were you fucked me yeah exactly i hate the rebook on a flight that
fucks you yeah they act
like they're heroes we rebooked you on a 5 a.m connect flight that's what they
rebooked me on
yeah get out of here you know what else bugs me about these customer service
queefs is you ever
fight with them and they go all right fine i'll do it and you're like so you
could have done it
but you have to give me the pushback for three hours but then they give in and
they cave and you're
like now i know you're full of shit oh it's the worst well luckily i have
really good agents who
booked me in texas in july so i got to spend an extra day there uh i'm sure it
was uh cool weather
oh it was like 100 plus oh it's crazy brutal that's that's my goal weight that's
horrible it's brutal
it's it's wild down there it's the wild wild west well you were in the city
though i was in the city
living easy did some gigs all over town great time yeah yeah i'm running i'm
trying to run some new
stuff so i'm doing like an hour in jersey i'm doing a seller hour i'm doing an
hour in queens i'm really
just calling in favors oof yeah an hour in queens that's rough yeah it sounds
like a spike lee movie
an hour in queens uh but no i i i'm i we're on like opposite ends of our hours
right now because
i'm like getting to a place i'm like yeah it's almost good enough to shoot but
not quite yet but
wow that's quick quick turnover year and a half well i guess when the special
came out what six months
ago five months ago last september oh shit has it been that long yeah geez it's
flying time flies
because there's so many fucking specials that's true i don't feel special no no
god no they really
don't yeah speaking of which i got one coming out in uh in a little bit i think
it's out is it not
out right now july 25th it comes out hey check it out july 25th netflix
whatever time they do
what's the title soup to nuts because we cover everything soup to nuts i would
have gone with an
hour in queens but that's fine yeah well it was in chicago but i'll take it no
it looks i saw the
intro already it looks amazing thank you thank you my boy james webb directed
it webb killed it
cats killed it jason cats all good time i had veter open i had will so vince
hosting uh the wife came
out friends came out vic theater killer time i love it yeah i'm doing the chicago
theater september 30th
oh my god yeah that's a legendary spot i'm pumped wow that's a beauty i opened
for schumer there years
ago i couldn't believe it huge i got another p for you i'm coming with fucking
peeves today
i post a video they asked for a promo video for chicago yeah love chicago i'm
like even excited to
make the promo video there you go so i do a whole thing where i'm like the joke
is i guess i make you
know chicago you know home of wrigley deep dish pizza uh and a and a and a
shooting epidemic you
can't get a lid on you know and then i go wait a second that that third one's
bad well i got a good
one for you samurl chicago theater september uh 30th yeah facebook flags this
oh my lord they're like
you can't make a shooting joke i'm like but you can buy the guns oh i can't
make a fucking joke about
the guns but you can get the guns good point well at least you got a bit out of
it that could be a bit
maybe yeah it's it makes me crazy it's like it worries me like when people talk
about like
cancel culture shit i'm like i i hate there's nothing more boring than talking
about that shit
but when when you talk about it and you're like all right i don't care about
people but it's the
social media companies that scare the shit out of me it's some douchey robot
going shooting shooting
you know beep beep beep beep beep beep which is how i fuck but uh i'm like they
don't even know
there's no context like you get the nerd out here going hey you shouldn't say
that i'm like
well at least they're you can talk to them the computer's just fucked there's
no reasoning it's
bad it's bad for the future because that's like it is it's how guys like us got
fans right is through
this shit and we had jokes that like bordered on the line because that's how we
make jokes there's
nothing lamer than having to work within these restrictions yeah you feel like
the teacher's pet
like i'll do a clean joke right and if you're already clean fine but that's not
how we are it's not
how we think exactly and context matters like with the tonight show they're
pretty rigid but
you can at least go no no boner i'd say boner it's very silly and they're like
all right fine
we'll give you a boner but you got to take out a homo and you're gonna take out
12 year old
i'll take a few of those out but yeah so you can at least banter but the also
the internet was where
we went to go be ourselves and now the internet's getting queefy that's what
sucks and the and the
awful thing is twitter is the least restrictive that's but it's also kind of
the worst for sharing
video stuff i know twitter's kind of become lame too because if you just post a
joke on twitter
first off no one really does that anymore i feel like it's so much just like i
guess doing it so
yeah i mean it's just then the attacking there's so many hall monitors there
yes exactly i thought i
said it before i did a joke about alzheimer's and i got like eight million
tweets like that's
insensitive and i was like get a grip huh okay they didn't like that but uh
yeah it's just like
it's an also not alzheimer's sorry what's the one arthritis arthritis okay i
didn't get that i was
like all right i said i did an arthritis joke and i got all these like hey that's
ableist and all
that i was like i didn't get a grip and they didn't love that ableist is such a
ridiculous
i always think of the michael che joke it's like you're being offended you know
on behalf on behalf
of others like that to me that's the most privileged shit in the world yeah
good point
but uh yeah good old che che guevara but uh yeah so that was annoying but
although i did do shows and
i did two at the paramount in denver which were unreal uh that's a great room
great room great uh
great town great town we didn't get to see much of it because you know we got
in a day early another
flight problem three hours on the fucking runway we missed the days of sully
give me sully again
you know just call him in when a flight attendant doesn't do show up but you
know what we got lucky
because i don't know if you heard about that shit at red rocks but it was like
it was handling
the size of baseballs that was my opener i said and the rockies still wouldn't
be able to hit it
but uh you know it was handling the size of fucking baseballs and
people getting injured at red rocks whoa was it a gay band it was actually uh
the guy's name was louis
tomlinson i found out uh taylor's dad no it was uh from one direction oh okay
yeah yeah that was
another line i said something about uh finally uh finally finally a different
louis got canceled
something like that i don't remember what i said these are great zings you got
off uh gotta come
out with the local shit yeah hail hitler all right that's all i got out of it
we went different
roads i don't know where hitler's coming from well you get the hail heil okay
uh hail a cab there you
go i cleaned it up but then uh yeah denver's killer dude i've never been to santa
fe awesome place
i don't think i've ever been there i've been there either never done comedy
there and i'll say this
best crowd of the whole weekend really denver was great santa fe was my
favorite they were just
electric man is that new mexico yeah yeah wow i think it's the capital albuquerque
maybe or is it
santa fe what is it i don't know give it a go but oh i've never been to santa
fe i've been all over
this you'll go this country i'm down bring it on and then and then hit san antonio
and houston oh
phoenix i'm an idiot wait that's arizona no that's not the capital new uh new
mexico new mexico
people in the comments calling us idiots already it's santa fe you're right
capitals yeah real hit or miss capitals yeah i think it's like a rich town i
think like oh really i
think uh one of the sacklers has a place there it's like real like rich got it
uh
like it's got like aspen vibes oh yeah a lot of jade a lot of hot moms in those
jackets with the
the dangly things hot native american women oh really yeah i'll give her a
fucking go give her
a cocktail okay i was worried i was gonna get heckled and get a comedian get
scalped the video but
we'll see and houston san antonio one of the best mexican food spots oh i bet
in the country for sure
yeah a lot of adobe oh yeah adobe premiere well i gotta run this by you please
went to my first
jewish wedding really over the weekend broken glass broken glass the chair up
you know uh what
do you call that thing where you you're starting the dance floor you spin in a
circle with holding hands
oh jeez i'm such a bad jew i can't remember the name of it but it was so fun
the fit we all put
yarmulkes on i i was home it was great where was it the horror yeah the horror
that's what i
called my wife stupid though i don't know but yeah um i even tore a muscle okay
but uh had a
great time the chair up with the with the bride and the groom and the the woman
circles the groom
seven times while the rabbi goes hey yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever i don't think
that was jewish
hi how are you um but it was you know the the the singing and the whole thing
and the jews are so
funny like all the speeches were killer the the groom's dad this guy ben kersenbaum
funny guy he uh
i went with the wife we did shrooms we had a great time wow yeah the horns came
out now but um it was so
fun and you saved that for theo's podcast um roseanne's on next week check it
out but uh
yeah it was just so fun and the food was great and the music and the hava nagila
the whole thing was
great oh man yeah jewish wedding is gonna be fun we don't really go to that
many weddings we do we
never take time off but yeah every once in a while you're like man it's good to
like live like an actual
human totally yeah it was in the berkshire so you get that drive up it's
beautiful the mountains the
lush trees and everything and you're just in the middle of nowhere with a guy
on a chair it was so
fun even this time of year but like in the fall when the leaves are changing
colors and stuff man we're
getting old we're having conversations like this when the leaves are changing
colors i know it's the
only time we want color oh i got i got a good rec for you too by the way oh
please burn through this
