Name: Ep 138: Just The Boys & Greek Liquor
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 138: Just The Boys & Greek Liquor' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-31. Transcript available.

Ep 138: Just The Boys & Greek Liquor

yo we're here hey we're queer we're doing it we're back we got no beer jew we
got no sally
it's bare bones just and fresh bones yeah fresh meat new intern right here yeah
20 year old west
virginia jersey native west virginia college kid but we're all hard thanks for
making it looks
great yeah uh but yeah boy we're both road hard put away you look more ethnic
than you've ever looked
you're going full uh you look like you've been captured in in the middle east
this has been
waterboarding uh i'm solving mysteries in hawaii you know i uh i've been gone
for uh for a while
man yeah me too same i've been up down left right i'm doing massachusetts then
going to idaho and i
went to see the washington state then down to tennessee i did chicopee mass not
bragging
chicopee there's a new room called the loft comedy club it's run by the uh rhode
island guys the
comedy connection gotcha yeah they're good i like that club good guy it's like
a crazy club in the
middle of this field i mean it felt like roadhouse it felt like i was being
like i was in a like a
town hall meeting yeah packed to the gills low ceiling like bugs you know you
know one of those
shows what you're doing this shit with the gnats oh god crazy but cool room
great club check it out
if you live near chicopee or springfield mass a lot of fentanyl and then there's
a lot of fentanyl
everywhere yeah yeah i went to the main room in this building there's people
doing fentanyl it's
fucking everywhere it's everywhere everywhere it's like ozambic yeah so then i
uh it's one of those
towns no airport no amtrak so i had to get up early i got the one uber in town
wow you know you got to
get the one guy yeah i got off the amtrak i got bob and then when i went to the
airport two days later
i got bob oh hell yeah you gotta be nice to him oh yeah yeah you're like this
dude i turned the chit
chat on yeah so bob brought me to the the hartford airport which i didn't know
existed military airport
yeah tiny no lounge i went there once it's yeah it's it's a last resort yeah
yeah yeah last flight
out of nam and i got all the way to idaho oh my god had to connect through denver
went to the fully
loaded tour incredible at the buckeye hawkeye brown eye brown eye girl i don't
know isis i don't know
what happened but did some arena there with bert hooked up with stavros big j
uh santino santino
rosebud i mean it was just a who's who of real alcoholics and fat people and uh
we had a great
time we went we went tubing on the river stavros lost my bodega hat bodega cat
you went tubing on
stavros used him to float yeah he hit a rock so he sank yeah like a like a
billionaire submarine
but uh we just had a great time and then we got on the bus you know got boozed
up went on the bus
woke up at the gorge and watch if you can pull up a gorge photo it looked gorge
it looked beautiful i
mean the pics you sent me i mean we were texting you in the day and i was like
dude you just sent me a
pic of bert golfing it's hilarious that he's a good athlete amazing athlete
good at every sport it's
incredible it is incredible one time we went skiing together he skied one day
and snowboarded the next
day and he was still better than all of us look at that sunset beautiful that
is insane i said it
was like if uh the grand canyon went to coachella you know because it's got a
little more uh naturey
fun love and hippie vibe yeah no i get that it looks beautiful man beautiful 15
000 people they
get there at noon they start drinking a couple one guy passed out and during stavros
set and the cops said
or the medics had to run in because all these girls were like ah he had to flip
up glasses and stavros
goes let's flip those glasses down and uh we get at bernie's this motherfucker
and keep going the crowd
went nuts that's when we were like this dude better pull through so i can post
the clip yeah yeah that's
i said i was like content we went slip and sliding all day and we put out some
uh i saw that and
that scares me a little bit that because i did that as a kid and it's like you
never don't get hurt
no man let me let me pull my back up let me see i'm sure i'm caught up
oh my god really did you fuck sharon stone and basic instincts what the hell is
going on oh i had to do
a lot of explaining with the wife that is that's bad oh yeah well you should
see stavros he hurt the
ground the ground's hurting but uh we had a great time and uh if you could pull
up the video of stavros
hitting me in the nuts what this is the kind of fun we were having that day it's
on my instagram
oh i don't know if that's doable but uh yeah we just did just drinking beers
all day you're out in
the sun it was just it was too fun and uh then with the show at night was at
the gore there it is
it hit a million views in like 10 seconds you and stav well i was running
around on the on the slip
and slide and then burt goes come here and he poured a big uh ice bucket on me
so i was like oh my god
it was so cold and then as i'm shivering stavros threw a nerf ball hit me right
in the balls and
i went down for like a half hour uh matt's locked out because he was looking at
kitty porn real good
peters i don't know mine no one knows a password there's too many passwords
that's a peeve well i
have one password if one guy finds that first one i'm fucked he's got my
grinder my uh you name it
everything lolita express 42 unlocks the whole kingdom right there yeah but
then i flew out of there the
next day out of seattle i had to drive two and a half hours to seattle from the
gorge and i got to
the airport flew to did theo's podcast at two shows in nashville and now i'm
here yeah i did it i did a
show with theo in uh edmonton we it's you ever have a gig where you're like
this is it's one night the
money was really good so it was like well great outdoor festival the great
outdoors fest oh yeah and uh
it was me laura peak and theo vaughn is the show oh i love peak yeah it was
yeah she said great stuff
about you and uh it's it's good energy you know it's good everything but it's
one of those things
where it's outdoors it's edmonton you look at the itinerary and you're like
this is going to be an
easy night yeah no direct flight so i'm like okay i gotta get in the night
early but i've been traveling
so i'm a little that night counts or something i'm tired i'm like whatever
first flight is a nightmare
yeah first flight i'm getting there you know it's i got this woman behind me
you've ever seen behind
you they're just like screaming they're like they're like they're just talking
so loud they're like i have
noise canceling headphones on and i can hear you wow and the guy next to her i
could tell is like just
going with it but like kind of annoyed was she mad or was she just that's how
she no she just talked
like that she was that loud and she was with like a son she was like kind of a
hot older woman but like
just one like so loud that finally i turn to her i go keep it down i had to
turn around just go keep
it down and saw the tweet yeah and the guy as i'm getting off the flight goes i
tweeted at you so i guess
he knew who i was so he wrote samuel just told me to off and i'm like no i told
a woman to shut up
you gotta watch him with his beard you're gonna get called a terrorist well
they're always they're
always the air police or whatever they're called but they're always people when
they're always shocked
yeah when they're screaming you're like do you mind and they're just like of
course like i'm the
asshole every time everyone in the flight gave me a look like thank you like
because you like i have
to be the asshole always yep but uh we appreciate that by the way you gotta do
it someone's gotta do it
someone's gotta do someone's gotta step up you're that guy you're the hero
usually i have a couple
drinks in so by the time the second drink hits in you're just like yeah you
yeah so then of course
i'm panicking too because the flight is late so i'm extra irritable so it's
like you know that
now this was supposed to be one night in edmonton wait what happened with the
lady
uh oh i just she just she's just shocked she's just like okay but then she's
still loud she's all right
and then of course he tweets to me that she was like you know a stage mom and i
was she was there
with her son i'm like yeah i could tell she fucking stunk i could tell she was
awful that's not a good
thing yeah but uh i think that was his way of being like apologetic with oh
dude this is america's
funniest boom oh you can't see stop but i went down i mean he got me i was out
for 30 minutes did that
really hurt it hurt like hell and i didn't i didn't brace at all i didn't have
time to brace
so that that's the kind of shenanigans we're doing all day brutal well anyways
yeah let's see it again
wow oh my god the water was freezing speaking of terrorists that was yeah that
was a missile it was
a lot well we uh so anyway uh yeah i'm now panicking because it's one of those
things where it's a
connect flight but you have to go through customs on the connection so it's
delayed and i'm like i there's
no flights i'm gonna be stuck in toronto for the night yeah i barely make i'm
like sprinting
it's that classic thing where everything's down so you're like the passport
thing's down the
fucking you can't get it to print i go to the next one that one's not working
right all the escalators
are broken so i'm just lugging two things up you're just sprinting yes it's
like a it's like a sad
decathlon you know you're just running through this and i i get on the next uh
flight i'm like fuming
i'm you know you have to we go through security everything oh yeah getting the
next flight of
course that's delays all this was for nothing but it won't update on my phone
so it's not telling me
that right so yeah we're international yeah so then i so then we get there the
next day we're at the
gig edmonton it's like it's a cool it's 7 500 people it's outdoors a great
outdoors fest big
headliner right theo oh theo's the headliner oh okay wow and uh we get there
and theo and i go
he's like i was gonna go i never do soundcheck but theo's like i'm going to
soundcheck and i was like
fuck it everyone else is going i don't want to be the odd man out so i go to
soundcheck
the air is so bad like i went outside in edmonton it felt like i smoked two
packs it's like that bad
the fires yeah the wildfires so we get to the venue and i'm like dude this is
like bad air and yeah and
theo's like nah what are you talking about man i was like no i'm telling you
this is like bad i don't
mean to be like the jewish stereotype here but this is like not good and within
30 minutes our agent
calls us and was like the gig's canceled the government has shut down the gig
because of the
air quality wow it's at an eight out of ten which is apparently really bad and
i could tell it was bad
yeah and i'm like yeah i get it and so they're like will you spend an extra
night there you know to and
we'll do the show on saturday and i'm like well is the air going to be better
and they're like we we
think it will be you know oh my god i was like all right you know it's now
three nights in edmonton as
opposed to one so you're like day three three nights at edmonton sounds like a
horror i felt
like i was in bruges like fucking get me out of here exactly but uh yeah so now
it's day three
you can't it's not a day where you can like really walk out because like you
take two steps out and
you're like this is horrible right it's like gross so um yeah i'm in the hotel
can you see it is it brown
like the air oh it's disgusting okay yeah and i uh yeah i and of course i'm
like i'm gonna be
healthy so i swim some laps and then i i put my finger i like do the locker it
just slices right
open i'm bleeding everywhere and i'm like oh can i so i just go to the front
desk i'm like can i get
something they're like we have a band-aid yeah and we'd like to offer you a
free drink i'm like oh
thanks i'll dip my finger in it you fucking prick thanks for nothin