Name: Ep 142: Jared Freid - Spaghett
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 142: Jared Freid - Spaghett' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-28. Transcript available.

Ep 142: Jared Freid - Spaghett

here we are we're joined by a good friend of ours a hilarious comic he's got a
new
Netflix special out now give it a watch thank you our good buddy Jared Freed
great to be here
this is such a pleasure you're you're a you're a real New York City drinker New
York City drinker
yeah I don't that reputation like you get afraid of that like you don't be like
he's a New York
City drinker you know like you don't want I think I hope it's a fun rep it's
not a you know I because
I'm not like I'm a drinker and then like go home eat right like that's my move
is drunk eating is
like I mean like it's sad like if I told you what I order like I could read you
my order oh you know
it was a diner or a Taco Bell that that's a big question I will read you my
order okay Jared's the
type of guy that if you go out and drink with every time you turn around he
hands you another
dude yes you're right right I I like him keep him coming we're out let's have
fun I'm really into
martinis these days which is like a bad thing I can't we just had a bunch of
Montreal uh dirties
yeah the dirty vodka when it's cold ice chips frozen they did the frozen ones
yes yes we we uh there's a
line in back to school where you know Dangerfield goes uh bring us a pitcher of
beer every seven
minutes until someone passes out I then bring us one every 10 and that's that
is going out with Jerry
yeah yeah yeah I'd like to have a good time I mean like that's like you know I
you know I I think that's
like the whole thing like we do such a stupid fun thing like why wouldn't I go
out here's my here's
my late night eating order okay this is sad I can't wait okay ready one chicken
salad sandwich
whole wheat everything bagel toasted lettuce red onion fresh jalapeno add
American cheese that's a
great that's a great great sandwich on its own yeah I got three more coming oh
this is where I go off
you eat four sandwiches one bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel whole
wheat staying out
bodega or like a deli you're at this is like a deli bodega yeah yeah one egg
salad say I am like just
looking to fart for the next week one egg salad sandwich toasted lettuce tomato
red onion
one bagel with lox cream cheese uh everything bagel toasted scallion cheese
like that's like I
can't that is the most jewish order it's a pretty chewy order yeah chicken
salad the the smoked salmon
yes bacon egg and cheese egg salad egg salad that's super late night is bold do
you get the bottle of
manischewitz as well does that come with it anytime you order any salad
sandwich just feels chewy yeah
a little bit but they're all great I love them big fan oh yeah wait a minute so
wait this is what's
great about jared first of all you're a dying breed thank you okay no one's
drinking anymore and in the
comedy business everybody's sober and healthy and wellness and all this mental
shit trauma
give me a fucking cocktail you quips quit your belly aching what would we're
drinking the drink
of the summer right now what is the Miller spaghet spaghet yeah so it was made
by this guy uh
Cahill in Baltimore in like 2016 and it's a summary drink it's basically like
uh I don't know like the
trash bag April spritz uh all right Miller High Life the champagne of beers a
little bit of Aperol and
lemon ah is there lemon juice in it there's lemon juice in it but you can just
throw it up a little
bit you guys are like the Andy Cohen yeah alcoholics like this is the bar I
love has it been said a
in time no never this is the Bravo clubhouse yeah hell yeah cheers cheers we're
doing the housewives
after you mmm I like wow that's delightful love this what do you call it it
needs a name oh that's
called the the spaghet apparently oh the spaghet it comes from like the Tim and
Eric show or
something like that um it's like some reference I don't know what the reference
is too it's sweet
enough I like a sweet beer I like when there's a flavored beer I love a lemon
but like people have
been doing that with coronas for ages you know they put a little grenadine and
a little lime in there
and that's like they've been doing that forever and I guess this is just like
the Baltimore version
of that but it blew up online and recently like the summer drink the snake bite
yeah yeah I know
what's a snake bite it was very English thing like a uh European it's like I
think there's like it's
like um like a cherry juice or or something like that uh in like a light lager
this is yeah this is a
problem I could have 30 of these I was just literally when you said that I was
going I could have 30
yeah like I could literally down fucking easy too easy well I was hungover when
I walked in me too
I mean I got I got 10 more and then we got another drink after this though so
don't worry but you
gotta help those hangers with the 17 sandwiches you're wolfing down subway guy
you're like Jared
over here you eat all four of those I go through them I I have a late night
eating pro I I mean
half of the special is me talking about late night eating and drunk eating and
it's like
right sorry yeah the uh the hot pockets of late night eating so I I yeah I just
uh I can't I get in
this zone where it's like yeah I don't know about you but like before bed you're
like the day's over
the eating's over I get like a little bit sad and I'm like I need to end this
with something to like
I would love video footage of you shit house at your apartment with the four
sandwiches I'm picturing
shirt off oh my god using like the bed sheet as a napkin you got uh the bachelorette
on just going
to town you actually nailed it shirt off yeah that's me this is me I'm the
David Hasselhoff drunk
what a bull I think of this all the time he's in pretty good shape actually he's
great off man
yeah yeah but this is me this is closer to me than I'd like to admit oh spitting
it up is this
where he calls his daughter a pig or whatever is that I think that was Alec
Baldwin oh that was
Baldwin sorry or maybe Pat O'Brien I'm thinking that was another bad drunk uh
episode what happened to
that guy he got hammered and he basically got canceled right he was a mess but
a fun guy that's the
thing about like you know when someone says oh Jared's the drink I don't you
know you go that's
you know you go okay good good drink you know like you're only good energy
right I I that's what I
I I've always uh enjoyed like going out especially like after a show you got
that high it's like the
best right and but you need a good like show post-show situation I think it can
go badly like
never a chair too loud like we're always late night yeah you know I hate too
loud I'm with you
this is what's great about you you used to live on the upper west Harlem II
kind of I was in Harlem
yeah yeah and then uh you know did your pod I'd see you whatever I randomly
bump into you in the in
the in Greenwich Village my neighborhood and I was like what are you doing here
you're like I moved
here yeah and you just started rattling off the spots to go you're like I love
this bar that
restaurant's amazing I'd lived there for six years I didn't know half of these
places I've done a lot
of investigation and like also like the audience that I you know that seems to
follow me most it's like
young women with lists oh right it's like if you ask that's a big thing with
women they all have
lists of x they have lists of bars they like they love lists like itemized my
brother's pretty good
about it but it's a very female it is like to be like these are the bars I hope
to be taken to one
day on a date you're like wow we can all dream I guess yeah every girl growing
up had like the hot
guy list or like the pictures of this is the hottest guy then him then him yeah
you're right they rank
they love rank love a ranking love a I have these are my bars and restaurants I'm
gonna go to so I
get a lot of like I get a lot of like suggestions yeah like and it's always a
little more refined a
little more like you know we go drink we're you know we drink these things in
an alley we'd be like
this will be got fine enough for us like young women they're like I want to be
seated yeah with
my friends and be able to talk and I'm like I kind of fit that too I that's
what I like you know
there's something fun though about like I'm with you I'll drink anywhere in the
right
during the pandemic that was a fun thing is like you really could kind of drink
in the street yeah
oh that's I mean when those when the streets like had the tables everything out
I loved it I was like
and then people were like how's New York and I'm like it's fucking the roaring
20s out here it's great
yeah there was a bar near me on the Lower East Side when I lived there during
the pandemic and
they'd open a window like it was the Wizard of Oz you know they'd open a window
and I would go up
to it every day I used to pass by it just to check it out four o'clock and they'd
have the regular I
think it's called it's Iggy's or something and it was on uh I lived on Ludlow
it was on Ludlow and
like I would like just like I'm like are there people out there let me look and
I went up to the
window one day and I was like hey I I see you guys are open up they're like we
thought you were a cop
like forever like they thought I was undercover like trying to shut them down I
was like no I'm here to
party let's fucking do it they gave you a bag with like the chips because they
had to do with the food
yeah it was great food that's right yeah yeah and also they were very lax on
drinking outdoors
during the pandemic you could just oh and the food was such a good ruse they're
like we got to serve
we got to make sure we're giving food too and you're like oh thanks for the uh
bag of utts
yeah this is a really good meal right I've always and then you go oh it's not
so bad I'm happy I had
some utts on there it kind of works yeah oh we were just in Canada Norma and I
and in the dressing
room they have the ruffles all dressed it's my number one potato chip it's a
they do ketchup
or what do you do ketchup too it's ketchup barbecue sauce sour cream and onion
and salt and vinegar
that's the flavor it's a lot coming at you but goddamn they it's good they just
do it better I
mean Canada like when you go to Europe and you see these like just the foods
like the snacks like
you there's thought put it I feel like yeah they're like here's garbage and
right it's the everything
bagel of chips all dress I love that I love it that is very nice it's a ruffle
underrated chip
the ridge a built-in crunch rip for your pleasure and strong strong enough for
a onion yeah right it
can hold the weight mm-hmm yeah it's not too soft not too hard right perfect
what's your what's your
cocktails like your top go-to order I know you do vodka soda sometimes but if
you're like a cool bar
I I'm really in a dirty martini right now like I'm like down that road so hard
so it would go
dirty vodka martini with like as cold as it can humanly be yes I would go
casamigos on the rocks lime that's another route uh vodka soda I've kind of
gotten away from just
because I'm like looking to slow down here's my other drink that I picked up
during the pandemic
was from my mom flavored vodka on the rocks so I'd be having absolute citron on
the rocks that's my
that's that's a and my mom would be like come in let's have a drink wow and my
mom would get like
have ruby red vodka yeah always absolute that's like not too sweet yeah
absolute flavored on the
rocks lime boy your mom parties he's drinking vodka straight chilling having a
great time my parents
we were in bokeh you're bokeh and I know what do you think a lady would want to
splash a agua or
something we're getting after it my dad doesn't drink at all so he's just like
watching us
is he sober he just hasn't drank since he's been like 40 yeah man he doesn't
like it he had a heart
attack like real young so like he was I think that was like you know he's doing
it right yeah
he's doing it right yeah my dad is pretty square wears a suit every day you
know he drinks a glass of
wine every n