Name: Ep 152: Peeve Heavy
Uploaded: 2023-11-06T02:00:08.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 152: Peeve Heavy' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-06. Transcript available.

Ep 152: Peeve Heavy

hey folks here we are we might be drunk we're doing it we had a crazy weekend
so
we're capping it off with a little cafe au lait i had a little i had a few too
many last night
even so did i what do you drink i just had a couple of uh mccallons with uh
with dan the
bartender at uh the cellar oh nice fat black yeah it's my childhood friend that's
crazy yeah
funny how it all comes back new york we all talk about this big city that never
sleeps i see the
same people all day long every day yeah this city is uh it's so hard it's such
a great city it's hard
not to drink i know i guess if your life is shit you drink or if your life is
good you drink that's
true there's just bright lights it's late and i'm like oh that's a cool bar i'm
gonna go in there i
know in the night that crisp night autumn air is great new york that october
weather and all your
friends are around you had a couple good sets give me a highball yeah it's
great in the groans oh yeah
and we you know we pretty much drink for free over there so it's hard not to
get a nice cocktail it's
tough yeah guess who i saw walking down me and the lady took a stroll because
the the village during
halloween the decorations are out it's nutty it's great and everyone's a
fucking director now do you
see everyone they take their phone out they're like let me get this yes and you're
like okay now
you're blocking the walkway exactly some kids trying to look at the the scary
ghost and there's a guy
felini remember carlin frederico felini frederico fucking felini
but i see a guy with white hair and a kid on his shoulders and he's going look
at that daddy look
at that and the kids up there guess who it was who alec baldwin oh how about
that i see him in my
neighborhood all the time oh yeah yeah great dad and i said what are you
shooting the shit no i'm just
kidding shooting joke but uh i went oh wow and i just instinctively waved and
he looked at me like
fuck off and then kept walking yeah it doesn't sound like a great person well i
think he's out
he needs some he needs some press yeah that's true that's true this guy's got a
podcast where he's
gonna everyone's got a podcast now where you're like i saw a famous person was
he nice yeah yeah
but i don't blame him what's he gonna do like hey he didn't even know who i was
so you get people
like saying hi to you sometimes and like that's true you always try to be nice
but every once in a
while they catch you at a bad moment yeah i was having a fight with my mom on
the phone and some
guys some guy was like sam i was i was like what the fuck yeah and some guys
like sam i was like
i was like and he's okay but that's like that's pretty good for mid-fight that's
pretty good yeah
that's tough to do because i was hard to take a picture mid-fight listen you
inconsiderate hold on that's all they want is the photo uh and i was at the
airport and i had a flight
fuck up i had to call delta which is always a nightmare and i'm on the phone
you got status you go right
through i go right through but you're still like oh my sky number is this and
my flight time was that
i'm doing all that shit and the guy was like oh man holy shit i listen to you
all the time we might
be drugged i'm like shut the fuck up because i couldn't hear the lady so he
hated me but now he'll
go off and tell everybody i met him once and he fucking yelled at me that is it
is funny to get
recognized at a bad point i know i know because that's because you are alec
baldwin that is your
whole life exactly and i think what alec baldwin was saying was like no photo
like don't even try
also he's had he's one of those dudes that has had too many kids at too late a
point in his life
yeah this is the point of your life you should be more restful yes he's got a a
manslaughter charge and
more kids you're not sleeping as well as you plus new york there's noise we're
in the same
neighborhood there's a lot of noise that's true i don't know what's worse the
eight kids or the
manslaughter charge it's it's a toss-up plus the hilaria baldwin is no joke
that was rough hilarious
i mean the yogi the yogis already it can go either way totally you can be like
earthy and kind of kind
or you can just be like all right enough about granola just yes just have
another kid already
yeah and then it's also i saw billy joel on friday and whoa and he's another
one who has he brought his
kids out yeah and they're way too young for how old oh yeah one of them was six
whoa i think 74
wait where'd you see billy joel the garden oh you saw him perform yeah yeah oh
okay yeah yeah uh
girlfriend's birthday she wanted to see billy joel so the garden hooked it up
hell yeah because
wait when does this come out is this do i still have time to promote my date uh
wait i never thought
about this so you're playing there so you get tickets well i try not to abuse
it but they you
know there's good to know i'm doing the beacon i'm gonna try to get affiliate
baby
uh never mind ah well it's a great night yeah and uh and of course it sold out
yes here congratulations
you know you ought to know by now his voice is still good oh yeah he's great
ran into our boy brian
koppelman at the show who told me that he brian koppelman if you don't know
creator of billions
wrote rounders oh yeah amazing screenwriter uh but he he tells me you know my
first date with my now
wife of 30 years was to see billy joel and she stood me up an hour before the
show
and now we're going back to see her wow what a comeuppance yeah like i don't
care how long it
takes bitch i'm getting to that concert but uh no he's amazing dude oh yeah i
saw him live at
bonnaroo and you're like bonnaroo it's not really his spot and he owned it he
had the best show he was
funny too incredible oh yeah he had a story where yeah he said he talked about
meeting keith richards on the
street and keith richards getting mobbed by paparazzi or whatever and then as
he's walking by he goes uh
he goes keith uh billy joel and keith richards looks at him like oh like that's
not what he thought
he'd look like right right a little self-deprecation from billy joel i liked it
i love it not to mention
the you know you can't have a picket fence in his neighborhood because he will
run it over
he really liked to get behind the wheel he's sober for sure oh okay good oh
dude he's come on but he
would let i mean legendary drunk i'd love to get him on here damn that would be
a that would be an
epic download episode oh billy billy joel falls off we'll bring in a little
keyboard just let him go
well the funniest part is like family's singing along to his just depressing
lyrics his lyrics are so
fucking sad yeah but people sing along like as if you know and john is a real
estate novelist which
by the way what the is a real estate novelist do you guys know what that is i
never even thought
about that who never had time for a wife yeah he's sitting with davy who's
still in the navy and he's
with their kids who probably will be for life like that's not that's not good
cheerful no what is it
sounds like a woman to me oh she's always a woman to me yeah it's controversial
now but yeah gotta
change that lyric but yeah yeah it's about ches bono
but yeah hell of an artist and still kicking and i think he has a residency
like he does oh yeah a year
or whatever it's so it's amazing yeah he's and he crushed it he it was it was
pretty awesome yeah
it's awesome that every song is a hit yes and then and he'll like he no matter
how famous you get
he'll kind there's a little bit where he's like there's a little song called vienna
didn't make the
charts when it came out i'm like oh he's still kind of pissed about it yeah he's
bitter good for him
but it's like you're kind of like holy shit that wasn't a hit i know i know
they're all great but
saw him a boneroid it was like kendrick lamar florence and the machine mumford
and sons it was
all these big hot cool fun artists and then he came out at the end and blew
them all up the table
i partied with mumford and sons one night really cool as fuck yeah they were
awesome i remember one
of them was like he's like you know when you're like week two on the road and
you're on your knees
and you're blowing a line off the seat i was like i think we're doing the road
differently you guys go
hard yeah especially because their music is kind of somber that's how it always
goes that's true
clean comedian might murder you good point peter paul and mary yeah look out
yeah richard marks i
heard he liked the the heroin and the hookers well karen carpenter that's some
dark right what was her
thing she she uh starved herself to death what isn't that right karen carpenter
i know she was
anorexic top but that's what it was yeah she died of that though whoa she went
all the way you see yeah
end of the line heart failure yeah but that's from that's from not eating i'm
always impressed
when an american cannot eat good for her it is everyone else goes the other way
it's not our
specialty no no i mean we have another musician meatloaf yeah named after food
it's a good point
yeah it's a good point yeah and he was a big guy wow look at that yikes such a
talent too i know
todd haynes made a movie about her and he just used dolls to do the whole movie
oh damn it's weird
as hell it's pretty cool yikes dolls yeah wait she's not in it obviously no no
she's dead by the
time holy moly dolls musicians i feel like most artists it's always even the
people that you think
are fine look everyone's fucked up but there's something about like being a
musician i don't know
like it's hard to not be to have some darkness there and you're talking about
cobain yeah well
also music's tough because it you you're hot and then you go away the whole
like disco guy bg's were
the top of the mountain and then disco was like the the shittiest thing ever
was like not cool and
they just were out of work and also the bgs are amazing amazing the tools that
march that what was
that chicago where that happened where they were like fuck disco and oh yeah
the cubs the cubs what is it
field wrigley yeah and i can love the bgs though you see the documentary it's
amazing it's great
because they they they fall off they're the biggest people on earth then
everybody hates them and they're
nerds and so they start writing for share they start writing for madonna and
then they they get
they had the islands in the stream they wrote they wrote it it's a great tune
they wrote a ton of big
big hits that you don't even know that are them and they're all dead except uh
one of them's left
is that right yeah that's a great doc it's on max um yeah i'll tell you where
else i went uh
i went to the decisive game of the wmba i know some people are going to trash
me in the comments
for this but i don't give a shit i'm telling the story yeah the liberty uh they're
fun games and
it's liberty liberty liberty liberty but uh they're playing the las vegas aces
were the best team
they have injuries they should liberty should have won they don't win but we
have the mvp brianna
stewart she's not the best player the best players on the ace is asia wilson
okay but she got the mvp
for some narrative decisions whatever tough they lose by one point we're in the
game i see sam jay
there hey you think you're gonna see yes you hope to be a black lesbian yeah
you would hope you hope
and then uh her who not her who ran ashley gavin too yeah white lesbian yeah
there you go a lot of
lesbians there all right as there should be that metal detector took a while to
get through
catch my drift put the strap-ons butt plugs what are we talking here keychain
wallet i don't know what
i was going for there but uh no it was uh it was a good game it actually wasn't
a good game they got
brianna stewart played horribly she's three of 18 was a terrible terrible loss
they should have won the game
yeah no but as we're walking out they're having the celebration because the las
vegas aces win
and uh you know they're blocking the doors i'm like blocking the doors i 