Name: Ep 157: Stavros Halkias
Uploaded: 2023-12-11T02:00:02.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 157: Stavros Halkias' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-11. Transcript available.

Ep 157: Stavros Halkias

hey here we are folks that was like my little doodoo doodoo and we just lost
our last female
listener she's gone uh good to be here we got a special guest coming in a few
minutes one of our
faves so stick around you got that right oh yeah it's freezing in this town it's
cold i got long
johns on do you yeah i did it last night day long johns feels weird to me it's
not that cold
yet i know and at night you get that waft of ball stench it's not good because
they're just cooking
in there it's a smegma it's a bo it's a sour it's something something rancid
you ever just smell
your balls after wearing them and you're like dang great i enjoy it i get like
a hit i'm like
that's like uh like ether what are those things you crack you know you know
fear and loathing
that's the best ball sweat ball sweat that's you get like that real i mean we're
getting too graphic
yeah it's pretty bad i like that i said we lost it now we lost our last yes and
there goes the gay
one yeah sorry folks uh yeah it is getting it's getting chilly man oh yeah the
holidays are here
i saw the ding dong guy the with the bell the salvation army yeah the tree is
up it's happening
it's officially is that time of year where i you know i'm doing like buffalo
coming up madison coming up and
i bring james webb on the road with me and he booked a flight where he lands
like 4 p.m in buffalo i'm
like that's rookie shit yeah it's buffalo in december dude i know you're gonna
what why do our agents do
this like i remember going to winnipeg and edmonton and january i'm like winnipeg
is something else
below 40 when i was there once oh and i was in a comedy condo and i remember it's
like the saddest
part of the condo is seeing what's in the fridge and yes you're like a
detective and you're putting
together who was there you're like you're like almond milk it was an la comic
ah that's so true
but uh that was a depressing condo yes very depressing but it's a cool winnipeg's
not bad
no no good club rumors yeah yeah it was good but i mean uh and they had like a
cool rec center it's
like this it's so sad the shit you look forward to when you're on the road i
know i know that's true
but i would eat everything in those condos there we go we got him good to have
you baby stop roast
everybody this is so funny yeah get in here still a little intro for you we've
been i gotta piss go
piss go piss yeah we'll keep it rolling you look like i'm back from school
all right well the short bus landed we got stav here it's so funny because we're
writing this movie
and we have a part for stavros so i don't want to give too much away but i see
him and i'm like
the guy from the movie because i've been picturing in my head for three weeks i
don't want to give too
much away either but like there's like three cameos i was really pumped for
yeah working on
this movie with uh noah garden schwartz and esther steinberg the four of us and
uh stav davittell
and tim dylan were like the three that yeah really fucking excited totally i
hope we can make this i
hope someone makes it yeah and the guy the guy and the gal writing it are um or
helping us write it
or com or comics so they know everyone's voice so well that's just it's
hilarious yeah it's been easy
and like oh it'd be so fun be so fun to just make a drinking buddy comedy yeah
he saw i don't know if
you saw the daily wires new comedy you see the trailer actually look kind of
funny oh it felt like an
80s comedy when he chokeslammed the uh i never thought i'd say anything the
daily wire right it's
funny but the the choke slam on the girl in the wrestling match yeah did make
me laugh a little bit i
well it's just it's funny how so much has changed because i see that i'm like
hiding under the covers
like oh my god they're gonna get in so much trouble but that i mean this is 80s
it's like soul man or
porky's or one of those movies oh yeah porky's some of those just the anti-semitism
and porky's alone
i'm like and i remember the dumb anti-semitism he calls a guy a kite
not even a smart anti-semite that's true all right stabby i forgot about the
the weird anti-semitism
ribbon going through that movie yeah porky's did you like porky's um i don't
remember it come on that
was your high school nickname get in here hey nice oh i'm happy oh this is
great
all right were you into those like 80 those 80 sex comedies are almost like
hello little
fuckers how we doing hey hey how you doing man good man what the fuck's going
on we got you a glass
of water and a soda water i don't know what you like better what the fuck's got
coming in next
you want a tight schedule i got albert brooks we got no we just thought we'd
throw a little intro
for you okay all right respect respect i know i'm a comedy nerd but albert brooks
doc is pretty
great i heard it's great it's pretty fun are you a big albert brooks guy um i i
tried to watch
defending your life while trying to also get and it just didn't really land you
know the girl was
maybe too stupid for it it was like god the movie was bombing it was i felt
myself the chances of
getting sucked off like right lessening as much as she hated the movie yeah so
i just had to pause it
and grab a titty so i really i guess it kind of moved it along you know it was
a desperation play
i ended up getting the most difficult concept to grasp this sounds like a
pretty dumb chick okay
maybe not dumb it wasn't her cup of tea you know what i mean that happened to
me with with played
against sam once oh great come on i know these are old comedy it's old woody
allen oh it's like
early woody allen it was like a play he did and then and the girl was adopted
adopted and asian yeah the bad combo too soon you
but uh yeah then she made me put on what's that fucking hugh grant christmas
one i love actually
women love that then my dick got soft that's a great one though to shit on yeah
it is a dog
shit movie i don't like it love it's the friends of movies yeah you know you
know it is it worse than
friends it's pretty bad because friends it's like it's kind of like putting on
like caillou for baby
like you put on some dumb for a baby right right looking at that's like a 24
year old girl in hr
from the you know 2000s yeah just something nice it's like me watching an act a
chuck norris right
you know what i mean putting on like it's just but it's like a mobile you know
exactly yes love
actually just stinks it's just not funny it's yeah but i will what i like is
that it is a movie about
cheating it's like all these movies that are like that girls love that are
really if you oh yeah just
kind of like some sort of pro-cheating movies good point like moonstruck is the
ultimate pro-cheating
movie i haven't seen that in too long pro-cheating really it's crazy dude it's
like the the dad
she she's gonna marry um danny danielo yeah and then she falls in love with his
much younger brother
she cucks him with his brother while he goes to attend to his dying mother and
not only that but i
believe his brother fucking his wife cured his mother cosmically and she lived
like in italy and not
only that share catches her dad cheating at the opera she sees him doesn't blow
up his spot wow her mom
has the chance fraser's dad is in it john mahoney oh yeah he plays he plays a a
um uh like an nyu
professor just fucks his students jesus like he has like a the uh share's mom
in it olympia dukakis shout
out to you know got we got i got every greek person i got yeah i'm trying to
get it's like it's like the
all-star it's like the olympics where it's like we don't have a lot of
celebrities i'm trying to
cobble together uh roster with me olympia dukakis stamos jennifer aniston sort
of right claim i do
the same thing with jews in the nba top 75 i'm really clinging to dolf shade
that's my guy yeah it
it doesn't it doesn't help when all your fucking all everyone you put forward
is in black and white
they bounce with their hand like this here comes neil steinberg with the layup
wow a 5 11 center
um but yes it's a and so olympia dukakis has the opportunity to cheat and doesn't
actually he tries
to fuck her john mahoney tries to fuck her like as a change of pace like maybe
i can fuck a milf
instead of these it's an interesting it's a dirtbag movie for sure yeah women
were all on board with
these back in the day like uh bridget jones diary my wife was watching that the
other day it's all
sexual harassment like he's grabbing her ass at the office and stuff and they're
loving this right
pretty much yeah yeah it's just a modern version but it's all harassment women
love it clueless also
she like fucks her much older bro oh yeah yeah that's based off of like another
pride and prejudice
oh i didn't know that jane air writes some shit like that taming the shrew or
something oh that
that's ten things i hate about you is taming the shrew that's a that's a pretty
good move that's not
bad young heath ledge i haven't seen that one i haven't seen ten things i hate
about you young
heath ledger man he's fucking he's incredible jane austen there we go nailed it
that was a great
i saw that in the theater oh wow no i love that one a lot to beat off to as a
youth as well
all three i'm in oh the redhead honestly i what else was she in britney murphy
uh girl interrupted
was that britney murphy oh yeah no i'm thinking of at least donovan i believe
oh i definitely beat
off to britney murphy but yeah at least donovan had a run i was very into redheads
at the right
night at the roxbury i saw not at the roxbury in theaters me too that was a
huge that was a banger
dude colin quinn yes yeah yeah this is our second night of roxbury reference in
two episodes
i think that's a funny movie i love night at the roxbury so much that when i
met quinn it is the
first thing i brought up i'm sure he loves that he was like confused he didn't
he i don't like
it might have come off like i was trolling him yeah and i was like you know
this is me fresh from
baltimore hairless yeah before still had the tooth oh damn i'm just bobby's
like little
fucking mini me and colin quinn was like who's this little dickhead telling me
about night at the
roxbury but i literally love that movie yes molly shannon too i beat off
exactly to that outfit that's
a hot outfit oh dude it was incredible i love what girls wear those arm things
i don't know what that
is but i'm into it yep i mean she does heroin ancient egyptian yes um yeah that
movie had
a fuck what's his name who's the guy the richard grieco the obsession oh yeah
same dad by the way
dan hedaya dan hedaya is that topanga simple great great underrated 80s flick
the other one he's also in
he plays the dictator in um the schwarzenegger movie fuck maybe the best the
commando commando bam
fucking rules dude i've never seen it dude what it is like when you think of an
action movie you're
like oh everything is commando it's the archetype you know when he's just like
and everyone dies but
he never gets shot i'll watch it your place sometime dude please oh you'll get
hard that's
like a stop i'm in queens i've been literally watching old action movies and
taking notes to prepare
for a screenplay i want to write yeah i'm trying to become like uh like a
professor of shitty action
movies but commando is like that's the bible as far as i'm so who's the guy now
is it the rock like
who's our our boy wood said this like they're not really there aren't that many
left it's it's you
know what it is it's like there's guys trying it's a little like the nba where
it's like a changing
of the guard where it's like keanu's basically oh we got the way like a 40 year
old lebron it's like
how long can this keep going you know i don't think he wants to keep going he
doesn't want to
which john wick for was fucking incredible but i mean you look at keanu's
resume overall he really
puts in a really great uh argument for the best the best right now with i mean
just going i mean
matrix and john wick right now yeah speed is an action speed's great as well um
point break oh yeah
johnny ut