Name: Ep 158: Happy Holidays Week 1 (Joe DeRosa, Keith Robinson, Marina Franklin)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 158: Happy Holidays Week 1 (Joe DeRosa, Keith Robinson, Marina Franklin)' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-18. Transcript available.

Ep 158: Happy Holidays Week 1 (Joe DeRosa, Keith Robinson, Marina Franklin)

Hey, are we is it rolling? We might be drunk. We're here. We're queer. Happy
holidays. Happy Kwanzaa
Hanukkah Festival of lights. How do you put Kwanzaa before Hanukkah? Wow, white
guilt. Tough year.
It wasn't in Germany. I'm sure they put it before. So you're not hung over for
once and Mark is.
That's not what I meant when I said that. Mark's very hung over. Yes. I said
what's frightening is how not hung over. I am meaning I should be the way I
drank last night. I should be extraordinarily hung over. And the way I am
bouncing back from. I don't know what to say, man. You got alcohol lips. I know
those lips. That's a dry lip. That's your body has no moisture. Do you get the
thing when you're hung over? Because this has been happening to me and it
scares the shit out of me. But yet it won't stop me.
Yeah. I wake up like after another drinking like 6 a.m. My mouth is bone dry.
Yes. My heart is going like. Yes. It's going like wildly. And I'm like, oh, my
God. I'm so with you. And it's nice to hear that. And then you just the anxiety
is looming and you can't go back to bed. And then I'll have it. They're going.
I got married. What did I do? I know. I give it a year. This is the saddest
Santa of all time.
Do you ever wake up after a Coke bender? Like, fuck. Santa's falling off.
Fucking bad Santa. Part three, baby. Let's get you. Sad Santa. Sad Santa. Oh,
let's get you. Bad Santa. Oh, let's get you. Bad Santa three. Sad Santa. There
you go.
Dude, sponsored by Zoloft. So what did you drink? Well, I own a bar. So
whatever. We had Mike Cannon guest bartending last night. What? You guys should
come down and do that sometime. It's fun.
Is he doing that badly? Is he struggling that bad? You wouldn't do that? I'll
drink at your bar. I don't want to bartend. Yeah. That's a job. No, you stay
back there for two hours. You give out a. You're trying to get us to do free
labor for you. Yeah.
There's a bartender back there with you. Oh, OK. Yeah. What are you? Tim Cook?
You just pour a couple free shots. Just a fucking party. I'll tell you what.
Come back. Come in and drink. And if you feel like hopping back there and
pouring a drink, you're allowed to. He can make a mean old fashioned.
Yeah. Manhattan. Yeah. I make the easy ones. Hey. We. Yeah. We had Cannon guest
bartending and I went in to hang out for that. And then just oddly, like a lot
of friends started texting me like, hey, are you at the bar? So Brooks Whalen
came by. Is he in town? Yeah. He left today. Ah. But he came by. Sagalow came
by. My buddy Nick Simmons came by. My friends from this band, The Dooms came by.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this Gene Simmons' son? Yeah. We're good friends. How's
the time?
On the kid? Yeah. The way you said you were good friends was so aggressive. We're
very close. I didn't mean it like that. Yeah, but we're tight these days. Whoa.
He brought me to one of the final Kiss shows. Whoa. That's pretty cool. Yeah.
Was that a great show? It was amazing. We stood against the stage. Wow. I was
standing so close that I took my drink and I went to set it down and I almost
put it on the plate.
platform that Gene Simmons like stood on and I was like, it was literally that.
It was wild. Damn. We had a blast. Do they still got it? Kiss? They killed. Wow.
Dude, his dad's like still walking around doing the tongue kicking. Like it's
crazy, man. Remember when they had that reality show for a minute? Yeah. Family
Jewels. Yeah. Yeah. Was that like an Osborne ripoff? Yeah. It was like that
kind of, you know, when every rock family was doing one of those things. Right.
Shannon Tweed. Oh, I love that Tweed. I hung out with her backstage. Whoa. She
still got it.
Got it.
She's still, like, gorgeous.
Pull her up.
But she was super cool.
Like, I was like, Nick, can I tell your mom that I'm a big Frasier fan and I
love her
episode of Frasier?
I don't remember the Frasier episode.
She's an episode of Frasier.
And he was like, yeah, tell her.
And I go up to her and I go, hey, it's so nice to meet you.
And I go, I love your episode of Frasier.
And she goes, oh, shut the fuck up.
Wow.
I go, I'm serious.
I'm dead serious.
And we started talking.
And then I go, you raised a really great kid.
Nick's a good kid.
And she goes, oh, fuck off.
Oh, I love this woman.
She was so ball breaky.
Yeah.
But we were talking and laughing.
She was great, man.
She was great.
Oh, my Lord.
What a...
Frasier is not what I would open with, personally.
Yeah, right?
That's my...
I love Frasier, man.
I love Frasier.
I was excited to meet somebody that was on Frasier.
We're trying to get Kelsey Graham on here.
And I feel like we're making some headway, right?
All right.
We're trying.
We got to get him when he's shithoused.
Then he'll say yes.
Can I please come in when Kelsey Graham is here?
Please.
Maybe.
I'm getting Frasier tattooed on my arm.
What?
You think I'm kidding?
No, I don't think you're kidding, but that's a crazy tattoo.
That's my favorite sitcom of all time.
I've seen your other tattoos.
I believe you.
I'm getting Roz tattooed on my thigh.
Thank you, Beard, dude.
I'm dead serious.
I'm getting the logo tattooed around.
What are we drinking, by the way?
The Wizard of Roz.
Today, actually, it's something that you like.
The brown butter fat wine.
From old fashion.
But this is my little take on it.
With a little clove for Christmas.
Did you just turn that down?
I don't want to...
I heard rum.
I'm out.
No, no, no, no.
Just give it a sip.
For the sake of the holidays, Joe.
I got something else for you.
What is this, peer pressure?
I felt that coming.
Whoa, Joe DeRosa flipping peer pressure on me.
Wow.
It's the ultimate.
This is crazy.
I can't believe we have this on tape.
Happy holidays, guys.
We can't get eggnog in this bitch.
Let's get some eggnog.
I can't have eggnog.
I got a dairy thing.
Sorry.
Don't worry.
We got apple whiskey coming.
Storted a bag of Coke last week.
You can't have dairy.
All right.
Here we go.
Last week.
Pretty good.
That's how I should have responded to that.
Last night.
What do you think?
It's not bad.
It is tasty.
That's not bad.
Brown butter.
See, this is how it starts.
You know, you say, I'm not going to drink today.
And then you're having a cocktail 2 p.m.
It's just to get over the hangover.
Then we're back.
For you.
Yeah.
For me, I'm not hungover.
So it's going to start the new ball rolling.
Well, you might still have the booze flowing through your veins.
I got to see Thanksgiving later.
Oh, with Tim Dillon.
Oh, yeah.
I heard he's in it.
Yeah, yeah.
You're a big horror movie guy.
Yeah, but I have a movie podcast called We'll See You in Hell.
We got to review it tomorrow.
So I got to see.
I got to actually go see it.
You guys got spots tonight?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys, last time I was telling the story last night to Sagalow and Cannon.
The last time I did the show was when we did your bachelor party.
Oh, Jesus.
Dude, I go, it went for four hours.
I go, I was so fucked up.
And then Sam goes, I'm taking us all out to dinner at Old Homestead.
We go to Old Homestead.
We drink through dinner.
Steaks.
We left.
I was like, I have to go home.
And you guys were like, come on.
Come hang with us while we do spots.
Yeah, we did sex.
I go, I wouldn't walk in the club.
Without spots in the stage, I mean, you guys went in and did actual sets.
Well, I wouldn't call that an actual set.
Yeah.
He went full Kramer.
He was just in such a blackout.
Holy shit, man.
I was like, this is amazing to me.
Yeah, we did it.
Well, once you get on that stage, you kind of clear up a little.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little.
A little.
It wasn't great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was doing old jokes.
I couldn't think of my new stuff.
It was bad.
I just started doing some spots again because I haven't been doing them.
I've just been doing the road.
But I'm starting to rebuild.
City spots are tough, man.
I feel like the show is always running behind or some shit.
The time's always getting cut.
I know.
It's hard to work on new shit.
So then you just force it in.
Then you eat.
You know, but you don't want to eat it either.
Yeah.
The best case scenario is always like I was at the stand on Monday night.
I had a few pops in me because I did Legion of Skanks.
Oh, boy.
I was pretty fucked up.
And then Aaron was like, you want to go on frantic?
And I was like, yeah, sure.
And I just got to go up, do 10 minutes.
I worked on one new joke, had a great set.
I was like, this is how I always want to do it.
That's nice.
That commitment, I start thinking on Monday about the sets on Wednesday.
I'm like, oh, god damn it, man.
Like, it just hangs over me.
I have that, too, with the avails.
You know, the seller's like, hey, put your avails in every week.
And on Sunday or whatever the hell you put them in, I'm like, I don't know.
I can't figure that out.
That's like two weeks ahead.
Yeah.
I'm like, I don't know where I'm going to be in two weeks.
Exactly.
The seller's got that system where it's like, you put in this Wednesday for the
following Thursday through the second Tuesday.
Brain twister.
And then also, remember when we used to do the voicemail?
That was the one where I'm like, I remember Mark used to call, and he would
just like, we were young comics, just dying for spots.
And Mark would be like, SD, how are you?
Go Yankees.
You know, just kissing up for spots.
I had Havan Aguila playing in the background.
I was just trying to play ball here.
Yeah, and I remember she would call you with your spots.
Terrifying.
Yeah.
She would, like, now they just text it or email it.
Actually, I didn't work there when that was the system.
I worked there in this new, I didn't work there until 2019, really.
Oh, how did that happen?
Yeah, what happened with you in the cellar?
Nothing.
There's no.
What, mom?
Well, there's no, there's a, actually, there is a story in the book.
There we go.
You fucked SD.
No, no, no.
The, uh.
Gnome?
There was no, I was always friends with the club.
Gnome and I had a weird thing where he played, like, a prank on me.
He's the owner.
This is getting pretty inside here.
Yeah, sorry.
He, he played a prank on me and I got very mad at him.
And I was like, you know what, dude?
Like, and, and it was, it was, there was some tension for a few.
Can we hear the prank?
I wasn't working at the club.
I was, it was at a time in my career where I would have very much liked to have
been working
at the club.
I think I had been passed and then I got, it didn't last very long.
I don't know.
It was just, I was just, I wasn't where I wanted to be, uh, in, in the business.
And, and, and I really wanted to be working there at that time.
And, um, uh, no, if you see this, no, we're all good.
We're fine.
Like, I'm not going to tell him the story to disparage you in any way, but also
to the
viewers, I'm not saying this to disparage.
No, this is just what happened.
Okay.
And we, he, he apologized and we're totally been fine for years.
Spit it out.
Yeah.
Egyptian.
I get a text.
Okay.
I'm at Gotham doing a spot and my, I get off stage and you know, you go sit on
those
booths on the side for me and I was sitting there and I get a text and, uh, it's,
it's
from the, it's something like, Hey, um, we, we had a fallout or something like
that.
You know, can, can you come down here and do a set?
And I was like, yes, yes.
It was like a Friday night.
I was like, yes.
Yeah.
Finally.
Right.
So I literally rushed to the cellar.
I'm all excited.
I get there.
And Gnome goes, there's no spot.
I just wanted to show everybody your terrible tattoo.
Oh, and I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
That's a double zinc.
Not a good prank.
Yeah.
I was like, are you kidding me?
And he was like, he's like, come on, we're bust.
Come on.
We bust balls.
I was like, you had a tattoo of Niles.
Yeah.
Kelsey grammar.
He's a grammar Nazi.
And, uh, and, uh, you know, somebody tried to do that on a, on a TV show.
What's that?
I forget the guy's name.
The guy did that prank show.
Uh, Ashton Kutcher.
The guy that's, that's the guy whose brother is the singer in th