Name: Ep 160: Happy New Year 2024!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 160: Happy New Year 2024!' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-01. Transcript available.

Ep 160: Happy New Year 2024!

happy new year for we might be drunk and we're really doing it we had a hell of
a holiday
season and we're not done yet 2024 sam's behind the bar what should we drink i'm
feeling a big
fat negroni oh my god it's i was hoping for negroni all right i had one
yesterday and i was
like fucking my it might be my favorite cocktail at the moment wow okay how do
you feel about the
negron i love a negron but that that's a good point because cocktails go in and
out sometimes i'm
like vodka martini dirty all day and then i'm like yeah give me a manhattan and
then i want a
eggnog with bourbon so who knows eggnog is like one day a year for me one day a
year and you're
shitting foam it's a pure miscarriage with that nog so as we know this is one
part gin one part vermouth
easy drink to make good this is when i get my gin intake for the year i'm not a
gin guy you know
good gin is fucking good though good gin is good is it monkey 47 or 87
uh-oh throw out that i thought we used a fake one for phil hanley didn't we do
because we couldn't
find it and we just put the sticker on it isn't that what we did and he was
like i've never seen
that bottle shape before we're like it's not real you fucking idiot yeah yeah
we faked a uh a gin
for phil hanley so tell him he didn't notice the difference no everything
everybody's full of shit
with the liquor i did a taste off with michael che once in gray goose and uh
like pop off vodka and
he couldn't tell the difference pop off is it is trash though it's trash tell
the difference the
next morning that's when you really know when you're uh that was the shit i
used to drink in college that
was like oh yeah when you're suicidal we used to mix that shit with country
time lemonade
the powder that's like maybe the worst hangover ever oh you ever make like
cheap sangria where you're
like oof you do like the uh this is sweet right yeah dude uh you do the this
cheap sangria with like
all the fucking what was it what's the box wine oh it was franzia franzia you
know uh sangria means
blood isn't that weird that's how hardcore the hispanics are they're just like
yeah we're drinking
blood over here is that what they call periods i'm on my sangria uh or the the
crips and the sangrias all right they should put a tampon in for garnish
bloody mary should do that they got everything else in there okra lemon shrimp
celery yeah i don't
know about in new orleans away some of these fucking yeah they'll put a stick
of bacon in there
sometimes new orleans they put an oyster crawfish gets out of hand oh we got
the big cube
look at that cube oh i guess it's not a cube it's a sphere do we we got only
one left what do we do for
around we got more in the frill i love that goddamn ice circle that is a beauty
it's offensive to the titanic survivors all right iceberg i would say best jewish
rapper name
iceberg okay there we go wow that's a that's a good looking negron and and not
a that's a single
right there it's an easy one to make what's it's gin vermouth and campari okay
they have all these
weird thank you they have all these weird variations uh the americano that's
like campari vermouth and
soda they got the uh what else cheers but let's do a toast it's new year's
right toast to the new
year hey we never do this we never get sentimental even though it's a drinking
pod we're good drunks
hmm but another good year sure hell yeah they've all been good but everybody
does that horse shit
where they go 2023 worst year ever hope the next year is better how about you
make it better i love
that i'm coughing the second i say a good year right second i the second i
toast the year i get the
fucking whooping cough sam's got cholera i get some organ trail elements to
kill me uh damn no but
another good year good for we get to work with each other yeah which is like i
never thought we'd be
able to tour off our drinking that's true hell yeah i thought we'd have to quit
at some point but we
actually we i think we've gotten better we're not like you either become a
decent drinker you become
a problem right or you have to quit altogether yeah that's a good point we had
a we had a
fork in the road of problem and quit and we said ah we'll go down a new path
and and just live with
it and do do good at it which is what some people say behind the wheel new path
yeah we're going
through the woods yeah we're going to the playground another good year and next
year's going to be
better i think i got some we got some shit cooking oh yeah we'll see big things
in motion wheels are in
motion this was your best year ever for both of you right career wise ah well
the marriage took
me down a peg that was rough but uh it was tough to lose them too yeah it was
about it was the first
year for me in theaters i think was your first year in theaters too right yeah
i think so yeah it was
it was fun it was uh i'm good i i feel secure yes you know until the kitty porn
disc comes out i'm good
for a while i'm i got i'm cooking for a while yeah i like how it's still on
disc
that's a long i was younger too yeah that might save you but yeah no you're
right good year netflix
netflix my netflix was year before oh okay yeah working on new stuff stuff
still still writing you
can see the photo there by the way we got a lot of complaints about how we can't
the audience can't
see the screen so we're sitting there going this and that and this and that and
they're like well we
don't see what you're seeing okay that's i read the comments oh maybe i'll
start reading them
yeah that's a classic man this is where it started this is actually when you
started your pod we went
and did this photo shoot oh that's right that's right yeah that was the old pod
idea nothing better
than a good diner man you get get your eggs you get your call even at night
fucking eggs oh yeah that
was the fourth street diner is that what it's called no west force waverly washington
washington
square oh waverly is two blocks up yeah yeah this is the shittier version is it
shittier it's a
diner i like it but waverly is a little better quality i'd say can i tell you a
peeve already
out of the gate out of the gate because i okay so i did rush my passport you
know it's like the the
website rush my passport so you you know the plan is to rush the passport okay
get my passport back
it wasn't going to expire till next november but i was like let's get ahead of
it i might go
do some gigs abroad before then yeah so i do rush my passport i tried to go to
the post office first
because i'm like fuck it who cares the woman was awesome she she gave me her
number she was like
here's my number so don't do it yet because i was trying to get it back quickly
and i still had to go
to canada or something before this she was like i'll give you my number i text
her call her i think
she gave me a fake number i think i got a bullshit number from her i was like
uh you know trying to
call whatever so now i do rush my passport we go to the uh wait where are you
going you live in the
state the country no according to rush my passport i'm going to mexico that
they were like you should
give them a place so they have to really expedite it by december 25th so i had
to pretend i was like
you ruined my trip to mexico on the phone today i had to pretend because they
call me and they go
your photo doesn't work ah i was like what do you mean they're like we tried
what the hell does that
mean it doesn't work your photo it's like not our our scanners aren't getting
your face we can't
recognize your face and i was like well uh this could be a bit i was like well
i you know i sent it
already i you know i sent you a picture and they go well we need another one i
was like what's it's
gonna be of me again it's gonna it's the same face yeah right and i shit you
not as i'm on the
phone yelling some guy walks by and he goes love your shit and i was like he
recognized my face
she didn't know what i was talking about yeah but uh but i had to go and retake
the pictures again
today and now i'm worried i'm in a hoodie sweatshirt because i was just on the
street and i'm like
shit are they going to send it back some in a hoodie can you wear a hoodie the
hood wasn't up
no you're fine you're fine yeah i look angry in the picture too it's not with
these
eyebrows you don't want to look angry in a passport photo right i look cranky
and the turban didn't
help i was shouting praise a lot but they didn't hear that so i think i'm good
there but they're
gonna you know what they're gonna have in a few years probably you like you
know you hold down
on like the live photo yeah maybe they'll have that on the passport you hold
down and a guy's just
like ah that guy's trouble right yeah some uh license plates have a hologram so
that'd be kind
of funny if you could be like you know like holding a beer bottle or something
like this yeah
yeah well rush my pet what are you trying to leave
no i just want a passport it's for me i did it because i was like it was like a
couple hundred
extra bucks and i was like it'll just give me peace of mind have it back and
you never know
like sometimes someone calls up and like hey we got a thing in can we got a
corporate in canada you
know right you never know good point so i just for me it was peace of mind but
uh but i waited
until i got back from australia to really do it it's just been one thing after
another that kind of
shit is my my nightmare like anything logistical or like government run shoot
me in the dick i can't
handle it isn't it weird that government our government like go on yelp or any
of them and it's
like 2.3 if it was a restaurant you would never eat oh 100 our government like
it's the worst they
don't pay them enough they're cranky they're poorly run like it's amazing that
you go to the post office
then you go to the cvs and you're like this is good service yes the cvs
compared to the post office
ain't bad i know because they're paying them it's like fedex versus ups it's
night and day you go to
the post office or the dmv how sad is the dmv bring a book bring a book bring a
cyanide pill
because you're going to want to kill yourself after that dmv this whole thing
could be done in two
seconds but we got to do the grab a deli ticket wait for your your number you're
in there with a
crying baby and a meth head it's brutal and that deli ticket really it's got
range either the dmv or
russ and daughters you know it's like you're about to have the best salmon
spread of your life
or it's going to smell like fish i missed this i missed i kind of i like a
guest list episode
every once every now you got to do it it's like fucking your wife get rid of
the the third every
now and then you know rarely rarely and every once in a while you bring in a
midget yeah that's a two
and a half some two and a half men um yeah man uh but that it drove me nuts i
gotta i gotta
a movie wreck for you i don't know if i've done this stop me if i have okay
have you seen the movie
a simple plan yeah wait a minute it's a sam raimi movie it's incredible who is
that michael douglas
no it's uh bill paxton oh billy bob thornton bridget fonda some other guy was
great boy that's a 90s
cast dude it's amazing all right it's one of the best movies i've seen in
forever what got you watching
that i go through like best neo-noir lists online and i watched another one
after this it was also
great called um fuck what was it called uh one false move and it's also bill paxton
and billy bob
thornton from the 90s and it's billy bob wrote it wow it's really good really
it's another neo-noir
it's violent as you know who directed it that guy carl franklin who did um
devil in a blue dress oh
yeah really cool director like it's it's great beautiful shots and uh and cool
like just cool
looking and and it's cool when you notice the direction but it doesn't take you
out of it right
right but uh yeah it's great and uh a simple plan is like incredible i love a
snowy noir yeah like fargo
yeah which might be a year before this uh so a simple plan is b