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Ep 161: Bodega Cat Sidecar

Ah! Happy New Year! We're here, we're queer, it's uh, January folks. I guess we're
not doing dry January here, bitches!
We thought about it. I thought about it. But then we both looked at each other
and was like, "We could have one."
Yeah! That's literally how every bad night of ours ever started. That's so true.
We could have one! Yeah, that's true.
Caught us leaving the cellar at 6 a.m. Ugh! You got that right. Yeah, man.
Yeah, it's dry January, but just cocaine. That's dry, right? Okay.
But yeah, I'm back from Mexico. Yeah, look, the pictures were incredible.
It's an incredible place. I couldn't believe you were on vacation. Like, Mark
is so avoidant of any time off.
Like, we all are, but, you know, I'm texting with him just like, "Oh, what club
you at this weekend? What theater you at this weekend?"
He just sends me a picture of him and May on like a drunk boat. Yeah, yeah,
basically. I was like, "Wow, alright."
Yeah, like a booze cruise on a canal. And then I thought, "He's doing a cruise."
I'm a Bodak now. I did do some bits on there. Yeah.
But yeah, crazy, crazy week. But I still did a show in Shreveport, Louisiana in
a theater on Christmas Eve,
which was a big fight at the house. You know, she's like, "You're doing a show
on Christmas Eve?"
Why can't you do Christmas Eve? Christmas Eve is like a show night, I think.
Well, hang on there. Christmas, I get you take off.
But Christmas Eve is like, it's like the night before Thanksgiving. It's got
good energy in the air.
That's true. But you're showing your Judaism here. I mean, Christmas is, it's a
thing.
It's like a woman with a birthday. It's all week, you know, and plus I got to
get to her house.
So I got to get to Boston. Oh, you did a show in Boston. No, no, no. I did a
show in Shreveport.
And then you flew to Boston on Christmas Day? Yeah, that was the fight.
I get why she's mad at you. Yeah. But I got made and it all worked out.
So thank God. And I said, "Hey, we're going to Mexico for a week and a half.
What the hell?"
That's how you get out of shit. I pulled a thing where I booked something on
Valentine's Day
without telling my lady, and she was like, "You did that?"
And I was like, "I'll spend the two nights before with you." And she's like, "All
right."
Okay. But you just got, but I don't think. I'm just like, "Oh, yeah, you're not
a fucking annoying person.
You don't care about Valentine's Day." But they are women. Yes, yes.
And they talk to their female friends. Yes.
And they're like, "What did he do for you?" Exactly.
It's like he's going to Texas for a gig. Right.
Not romantic. And then they're like, "But was he miserable?"
Because if he wasn't miserable, it doesn't count.
Like, "Well, why does that matter?" It matters.
Yeah. Women like you to suffer because that means it's real love, I guess.
Is it? I disagree.
I disagree. I mean, what's that old famous story where the guy got free flowers
and he gave it to his wife?
And she was like, "Oh, my God. Thank you. You're the best husband ever."
He's like, "Yeah, I got them for free. Can you believe it?"
She was like, "Wait, what?" And now she hates the gift.
But it's still the same gift.
Yeah. You know what? I love the old street joke.
You ever heard the one Gilbert Gottfried told it on his album?
Great. His album, Dirty Jokes. Oh, that's a classic.
They're all street jokes, but they're hilarious. Yeah.
And he had the line where he goes, "The guy is drunk at the bar.
He pukes all over himself because he's so shit-faced.
He's like, "Oh, my wife's going to kill me."
And the bartender goes, "Just put a $10 bill in your front pocket.
Say some other guy puked on you, gave you the money for the dry cleaning."
And he was like, "That's great."
So he goes home and his wife's like, "What the fuck?"
And he goes, "Some other guy did it.
He put a $10 bill in my front pocket."
She looks at it. She goes, "This is a $20 bill."
He goes, "He also shit in my pants."
What a great joke.
The classic.
Street jokes have this weird bad rep, but they're really hard to write
and they're really smart.
They have a bad rep because if a comic is doing them on stage.
That's the problem.
Or like off stage, they're the best.
That was a big part of our culture.
Like, you got any jokes?
Yeah.
Two guys walking in a bar, a black guy, a priest or whatever it was.
Those are the best.
Can we get a bodega cap?
Can you grab me that?
Wait, what about this?
Oh, he's right here.
Here we go.
I didn't see it.
That one's got a one shot in it.
Open 'em all.
I was thinking we do.
I've been on a sidecar kick lately.
Wow.
Sidecar.
That's a good one.
Well, you get sick of...
I was doing paper planes at home.
I was doing...
I'll do a Boulevardier.
I'll do a Manhattan.
I'll do just, you know, straight whiskey.
But every once in a while, it's like, you get sick.
You want variety.
Sure.
What's in a sidecar?
Can we pull up a recipe there, Google bitch?
It's really just this stuff.
Cointro, I guess.
Is that how you pronounce it?
Cointro.
I'm trash.
Bodega Cat whiskey.
And lemon.
Two ounce cognac.
A third of lemon juice.
You can do a whiskey one, though.
You don't need to do cognac.
A third of triple sec.
Okay.
Triple sec.
Is that a liqueur?
Triple sec?
Yeah.
It's like a...
I think it is.
That's what I was having before we got married.
Triple secs.
Now it's once a week.
All right.
You had to liqueur.
All right.
Liqueur asshole.
That's on Christmas.
But yeah.
That was a big thing.
Anal.
Remember you got an anal for your birthday?
That was like a cliche.
That was like a...
Yeah.
That was like the corny joke.
But like, I never was into anal.
I'm not into it either.
They're just so fucking miserable.
And it hurts my ass.
But it's...
They're miserable.
It doesn't feel as good.
It's not as wet.
I don't really get the upside except for the...
The win.
It's almost...
That's our flowers.
You gotta suffer.
You know?
The win is really...
Yeah.
A great casino.
And uh...
And a nice Asian guy I know.
Nice little dog too.
Oh yeah.
Winnie.
Win.
She's back.
Nice Gucci threads there.
It's real Louis Vuitton.
It cost me 47k.
Nah.
It's a little fake fur thing.
But I think it's...
Keeps her warm man.
It's getting cold out there.
She's got the worst diarrhea outside.
I was with her for like...
That's why I was late.
She was shitting for like 10 minutes.
Jeez.
You guys are one and the same.
Gotta stop feeding her fajitas for dinner.
What is that?
The drip?
That's what the kids cause...
She's got the drip?
I don't know.
Nice drip.
Nice drip.
I've had that in...
Spring break.
I had the drip.
Anytime a woman's wet, I'm happy.
Dude, I...
So you were telling me you saw "Saltburn".
Mm-hmm.
Cause I watched a lot of movies over the break.
So did I.
Cause it's like, you know, there's a lot of good new movies out.
All the kids are talking about this movie "Saltburn".
Oh yeah.
To me, it's like kind of a shit version of "Talented Mr. Ripley".
It looks beautiful.
Oh yeah.
It's beautifully shot and the scenery.
And the acting's incredible.
Acting's great.
That kid is a...
He's a phenom.
I know, but I could've done with a little less cock.
Lot of cock.
Lot of cock.
And...
That's like the new tits.
It's the new tits.
You're right.
Soda was saying to me last night how I saw Dan Soda and he was like,
you know, cause he talks about his hair transplant and he was saying how it's
like the new fake tits.
Yeah.
Cause you, you don't want to talk about it in front of your bald friends.
You know?
It's like, that's like your flat friend.
And every time I see him, he's like, feel it.
I was like, alright, alright.
It feels real.
Look at that.
Feel it.
It's true.
He's got a bit about it.
Maybe I'll give him that.
I don't know if he does the feel it part.
But yeah, the acting's great.
It's beautifully shot.
The cinematography is incredible.
The castle, you know, they always said the castle is its own character.
You know?
But, and I thought the mom was funny.
She's fucking hot still too.
Super hot.
Yeah.
What's she in?
Gone girl.
That's right.
A ton of shit though.
She's in a ton of shit.
She, she might've been my favorite character.
She was hilarious.
And that's like a believable type of character.
But like, I don't know, man.
It's a, you know, I, I get the premise.
It's like a, the kid is enamored with this rich world, but it was like, it
almost felt
like, this is going to sound like a burn, but like people who are really into
boondock
saints.
It's like, where they're like, where they're like, it's almost like tried to be
too smart.
Yeah.
And it just didn't feel that smart.
It just, it was like a, it was like a shiny, you know, the soundtrack was
pretty fucking
good though.
Soundtrack was great.
That song at the end, murder on the dance floor, whatever it is.
Oh yeah.
That's a great tune.
It was perfect for the ending and I don't want to give much away.
But the, I thought the sex stuff was so over the top and I'm not a squeamish
guy.
You know, you can just in my, in my soup and I'll eat it.
And I have.
Yes.
Chowder.
But I thought it was just like weird and unnecessary and didn't make sense.
A lot of it.
And I'm no proof.
It was trying to be like edgy.
It was trying to be edgy.
Yeah.
Like it's almost like when a comic comes out and he's like, are you offended?
And you're like, you haven't even spoken yet.
Yeah.
Right.
It's like that type of shit.
And it wasn't that hot.
Like, I don't want to give anything away, but the period scene, I was like,
this is weird.
Yeah.
It didn't make sense.
And the, the, the fucking, the grave.
Ah, geez.
I'm saying too much, but it felt like.
Like there were like, no spoilers.
He fucks a grave.
Yeah.
He, uh.
And I liked that they went for it.
I liked the, the characters and all that, but I just, yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't see her other movie that a lot of people said was better.
Promising young woman.
I haven't seen that either, but I'll check it out.
Cause I think he's talented.
The guy who made it.
She.
She.
Cut back.
I turned to that person.
Yeah.
What's the doctor's.
What's the doctor?
What's his name?
Her name.
Nah.
To me, it's just a movie about how angry short men are.
At least on Napoleon.
Yeah.
So.
Let's, uh.
Oh, here we go.
You know what I, you know what I liked?
Uh, did you see anatomy of a fall?
No, I never heard of it.
The staircase.
It's, it's no, but it's, it's not the staircase.
It's, it's a French movie, but it is about a murderer, but it's about, or is it?
That's kind of the movie.
It's a French movie and it's about their, uh, I won't give too much away, but
the, but
the, the gist of it is they're in this, like the French Alps.
It's beautiful looking like you can see right there.
Mm.
A man falls to his death and the thing, but then the examination is like, I
think he was
hit before he fell.
And it's kind of, and they have a kid together and they all blame the wife.
Ah.
So it's like, did she or did she not do it?
How the son is dealing with it?
It's very good.
Psychological thriller.
Very much.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll, I'll check it out.
I dug it.
And it was, uh, I thought it was a really good movie.
Well, you got my, my asshole.
Cause I was watch, I watched a simple plan.
How good is that movie?
It's so good.
I got the wife watching it.
She's like, this movie is incredible.
I know.
It's so simple.
And, but yet it's so powerful.
It was just like, I feel like that type of movie where you, you, you find the
money and
it tears a group apart.
Yeah.
It could be so predictable and formulaic.
Yes.
But it remained like unpredictable and what's going to happen.
I feel like every scene mattered.
It was.
Oh yeah.
I'm so glad you want.
I feel like we, we were on the same page.
I feel like with a lot with movies.
We just want a good story and a good script.
That's all I care about.
Billy Bob was so good at it.
He's so cute and dumb and likable.
He's great.
He's great.
Did you watch the Julia Roberts joint?
No.
What's that?
The, the, is that the end of the world thing?
Yeah.
Leave.
Leave the world behind.
Leave the world behind.
Yeah.
How's that?
Uh