Name: Ep 162: Chad Daniels & Paper Planes
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 162: Chad Daniels & Paper Planes' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-15. Transcript available.

Ep 162: Chad Daniels & Paper Planes

oh let's do it fuck yeah let's talk yeah how you guys doing hey good to be here
i'm wiped
yeah me too man travel all that shit sold joel's last night two shows we guilted
me
into a benefit on thursday because i'm doing the punchline this weekend it's
gonna be worth it i
get more work done in that room than than any club in the country it's just he
makes it easy
i can't work out a benefit no benefits i'm reading that for sheet of paper here
fuck you
what do you guys want yeah what is it cancer okay what is it the golden globes
sorry to the people
on the client already a golden globe we didn't even make it a minute well he's
gonna throw his
riders under the bus but yeah yeah did that see it's a two and a half hour
drive so you get back
then he had the seinfeld breakfast he's got to be there at nine in the morning
so then you got to
get a 9 a.m 9 45 yeah that's not awful no not bad but uh a few years ago that
would have hurt oh yeah
we're getting older yeah great pick oh yeah he's got he really he can he's
rocking a long scarf i know
and we had that great moment where he would put it on and then we'd start
talking again he would
take that puppy right off and i was like we're back in damn that's good yeah we
did about an hour
40 minutes like a prostitute throwing her jacket on yeah getting her back
exactly love it yeah we
really we got into it we chopped it up we covered everything any any hot nugs
you can share well i don't
want to uh kiss and tell but uh but we did hold on let me let me see that
finger
smells like a bagel we did decoy we did the cat williams we did all the specials
we did uh you know
nate gaza marriage kids the whole thing i don't know what's that or the gaza
the marriage but either
way we talked about everything either way you're a hostage yeah yes speaking of
hostages let's talk
about the golden globes no yeah oh man that was tough that was tough oh
actually i did bring up a
golden globe clip here hey he didn't have a bad set he was gaffigan killed it
this was awesome and
it's awesome to see him go kind of blue yeah golden globes i mean i i can't
even believe i'm in the
entertainment industry i can't i you know it's so unlikely i'm from a small
town in indiana
i'm not a pedophile that came out of nowhere that was great great great line
and it's like uh
that's kind of what you got to do i mean it's also from him it's so uh it's
such unexpected yeah
it's so unexpected but what's great about gaffigan and look coy is a you know
coy's a killer he does
arenas he's got his own fans he'll be fine but it's a different gig and this is
straight up a hell
gig hell gig it is a hell gig 100 it's a gig where you like you look at that
crowd you're like
they're nervous yes the way we talk about colleges where they're like these
kids are nervous to laugh
now because they feel like maybe complicit yeah they don't want to laugh it's
also such a weird
ritual to just be like paul giamatti's here then you zoom in on paul giamatti's
face it doesn't work
it's because it's not a roast exactly it's but then it kind of is but it is and
then like you kind of
can't go that hard because it's so it's like you have to be mean but in a clean
way yes it's a tough
line yeah you gotta you gotta tap dance on that tightrope but he's not that guy
he's not the joke
guy but also he didn't say who he was gaffigan comes up he goes what am i doing
here i'm ugly i'm
midwestern i'm fat whatever and he established kind of those things okay i'm
paraphrasing but he kind of
like hey here i am isn't this weird where coy just came out went taylor swift
what's up with that
bitch oh nice bang whore i wish gaffigan started doing the voice the audience
voice
did this guy just call us all pedophiles oh this guy's destroying his career he
just kept going
that would have been great dude i yeah you're right you gotta open when you
roast you gotta open
self-deprecating yeah at this type of event not an actual roast of course but
like at this type
event you gotta be like who the hell am i yes i don't remember if gervais did
that because he
doesn't have to he already is a pretty big star i think he went with i don't
give a shit yeah yeah
that's what he said he said i don't care about this this uh event tonight he
goes i'm gonna air
it out and he just aired it out yeah 10 days notice is crazy that's that's
pretty soon daddy got 10
days notice i mean that is but also like i don't mean to be a dick i thought
about it i'm like i'm
calling jp mcdade i'm calling of course on on hirshberg i'm calling like some
joke people we're gonna get
on a zoom call we're gonna bang out a shitload of jokes yeah i think 10 is
enough it's doable
it's definitely doable but also we've all bombed but to be a headline bomb that
i would be in the
shower holding my knees like i don't know what good comes from that but that's
i guess like if you
crush you're like because although i will say the one good that comes from this
he's got a new 15 20
minutes out of this no definitely very true because it is that's self-deprecating
so i bombed the golden
globes that's a funny start of course already people are like all right give me
some stories
what's worse getting slapped i knew you're gonna say that live on television as
a host of the oscars
or bombing your opening at the golden globe i'd rather the slap yeah i think
because the slap you're
the victim and it has nothing to do with your act right we got slapped after a
joke true true i agree i
would rather be slapped i think yeah because it's not a bomb it's an event it's
it's a spectacle but
it ain't a bomb this guy's known for bombing now or known for a bomb not known
for bombing he does he's
a big act but yeah he'll be fine he's huge yeah that's what i mean i say part
of me is like we
talk all about this canceling all that but like i feel like people don't go
away no especially not
comics yeah because you do have like now people will want to hear about this
people are gonna want to
know okay what happened at the after party who snubbed you who you know yeah
who was cool
right right like there there's stories there so and now he's a household name
even though it's not
the name sake you want no one is the guy who had a rough set but my mom didn't
know who he was and
now she does yeah it just sucks to be known for a bad set i know because it
could have been any of us
like that that is the thing like but i do miss the kind of like i think he got
it because of his how
big he is because he's a huge act but i do miss it when it was like joke people
sure you know like
kind of like a gary shandling would host them back in the day or you get like
uh your gervais you know
yeah but i think they they did about 11 calls and then they got to him i think
they want the
shandlings of the world how about uh good luck yeah that's a tough ass how
about uh how about gaffigan
yeah i don't know i bet he said i bet he doesn't want to do it because it's a
hell gig so he's like
dude i'm doing all these crazy theater runs with seinfeld i'm doing arenas i
don't want to go right
for the golden globes and maybe bomb it's a bad crowd and you see like i didn't
watch i you know i
saw clips but i was watching like you know de niro kind of gave him like like i
want yeah you could
tell he's like a vet he's like i want this guy to do well yep i think de niro
respects comics you know
but then there's some people they're like the taylor swift moment and now the
swifties going after him i'm like
you know what really bugs me about the taylor swift audience is like she's
doing well
yeah she doesn't need you every second of the day to be like how dare you i
know you think that
really hurt of course it was like it was not a good joke but it wasn't even
like an offensive joke
also can we talk about her it wasn't about her yeah it's about the nfl she's
clearly the most vindictive
person on the planet like every song is about this guy wronged me it's like
well there is a common
denominator here bangs it seems like it's never you is it she's gonna rhyme joe
coy with no joy in some song
coming up right right i'm really sad about it but also joe is funny and he's a
30-year comic he's been
around where the hell was the riff i would have gone like boy oppenheimer blah
blah blah okay well
that bomb too you know some give me some tap dancing it's tough when you're
live on tv i guess like you
know what i mean like it's one thing to riff in a comedy club or a theater or
something but like
i get it live on tv like it could get worse that's true that's that line about
his writers
oh that was not that's brutal that was a bad that was a bad riff bad move bad
move you don't ever
throw the writers because first off it's like you're watching this set and you're
like this guy had
writers oh you know what i mean and now you're throwing them under the bus yeah
you know i think
a lot of people don't know we have like like we don't have writers as stand-ups
but like an award
show of course it's like a short notice thing you have help but uh you know
that felt like it felt
like you ever gotten like a fist fight in high school and one of your friends
runs off and you're
like that motherfucker we all got our ass kicked and he ran to the arcade or
whatever that's what
that felt like like it was him it was him it wasn't me and you're like you ratted
me out in two
seconds yeah but yeah that was tough but he'll be fine coy's a killer he's he's
done the forum he does
all these crazy gigs so he'll he'll be just fine and you're right he'll have 20
minutes on this and
that's gonna be almost worth it because that's gonna be so fun to watch that rebuttal
exactly
that's the thing it's like people are gonna want to hear this yeah i think i
think that next netflix
special wherever the hell it is you're like damn i heard he's talking about it
yes it's kind of
interesting right slap all over again like slap yeah like we got as interesting
as a slap sure the slap
was insane that was unprecedented but you gotta admit comedy has never been
this big where a bomb
is in a headline and now you gotta go hear about the bomb on this on his new
special like comedy is
so huge yeah chapelle chapelle punching down you're like you know we got a ukraine
war we got israel but
when comedian tells jokes you know it's like that's how big comedy is it's it's
it's a little scary
will smith could have redeemed himself if he slapped joe coy
because that might have saved the set people would be like wow this is kind of
interesting you know
yeah but it was so it was rough where like he came back out and you're like i
could tell like
we've all done those gigs where you're hosting and you have to come back out
and the crowd hates you
and we've never done them when the crowd is meryl streep and robert de niro
i know i know it's tough well it's a battle wound you bombed at the mtv awards
that time but that
was like warm-up warm-up wasn't televised thank god but that was like i was
crushed i'm taking some
tough l's i bombed the friars club roast one so i was 21 and that fucking hurt
oh it hurts baby
i mean it was like an embarrassing because i was a kid i didn't like i didn't i
wasn't ready
yeah i wasn't ready to uh i thought you were pulling up a clip no don't pull
this shit up what
it's just me talking about it okay but and then norton's trashing me and norton
goes give me one
of the bits i did and i did it like an idiot and of course it bombed in the
room and then they all
died and it was that was painful again but uh you gotta you gotta realize ricky
gervais here
his monologue was so it was more it wasn't even a model it was a shift it was a
shift in award show
monologues because it changed everything every monologue now we compare to ricky
that's how big
that monologue was and amy polar were funny too no no they're great i think i
think what really was
revealing i didn't watch the whole show i was like dipping in and out because
you know there was
football on and stuff and i was kind of like flipping around 