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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 167: Richard Jefferson & Lagavulin' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-19. Transcript available.

Ep 167: Richard Jefferson & Lagavulin

Oh, that's the Offerman.
We had Nick Offerman on here, and we drank it with him.
I'm fucking a huge fan.
All right, this is you.
Where am I sitting, right there?
Did you see his episode of The Last of Us?
No, I did not.
Oh, it's great.
It's unreal.
He's fucking great.
When he was doing his tour with his wife, my buddy worked for Life Nation,
so they came through, he got me the sign fucking thing that hangs up in my
house.
I'm a big fan.
Oh, yeah, he's a mensch.
He's a good dude.
Woodworker, humorist, actor, booze.
Yeah, he had a...
Awesome wife.
Yeah.
Yeah, just like the dude just really...
He's got it all.
Megan Mullally.
Yeah, we did a gig with him in Calgary, and he had a 5 a.m. pickup,
and he still drank with us.
I was like, that's a good dude.
Yeah, he's next level.
He's cool.
All right.
Do we drink on this thing, or what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
You're struggling, right?
I'm struggling.
But I'll have a little, for sure.
I was on the road in Florida.
Nothing worse than an urgent care in Dania Beach.
I mean, really just fucking terrible.
Yeah.
I've never had worse.
I had an Uber driver who was like, I'm going to urgent care,
and he keeps taking me the wrong way, and I'm just like, I'm going to see it.
Oh, that's the worst.
And then I go, he goes, you're going to urgent care.
Are you okay?
And I was like, and I've got chest pains.
He's like, chest pains?
That's not good.
I'm like, I know.
Yeah.
I'm going to urgent care.
Right, right.
Well, I don't know what to do.
Well, I mean, we're basically on, right?
We're recording.
Yeah.
We're rolling, baby.
We got a, I think, our first athlete guest.
Yeah.
That was, yeah.
I did not know that you got that one.
I did a podcast with Julian Edelman.
He never came on.
We got to get him on at some point, but this is.
Why are they not on?
He's in L.A.
I live in L.A.
Ah, good point.
But you're calling a game here, right?
Are you calling the Nets tomorrow?
Well, I called the Nets yesterday for the Yes Network,
and then I'm calling the game tomorrow for ESPN.
With Phoenix?
Yeah, the Phoenix.
Kevin Durant's back.
KD.
I don't want to speak too soon, but Ben Simmons is back.
You know, so we'll see.
Yeah, he played well last night.
He played really well last night.
He balled last night.
Yeah.
It gets exciting.
Are you still, are you kind of a Nets fan,
or do you go Cavs, or what do you mean to you?
Nah, you know what?
Those are my two teams, right?
I won a championship with one, got drafted by the other,
spent a lot of time there.
So, yeah, I got some loyalty from two very medium fan bases.
I wish it was the Lakers and the Celtics, but hey,
you know, it is what it is.
Well, the Knicks would.
No, they hate me.
Knicks fans hate me.
We don't hate you.
That's what I heard.
I'm familiar with Knicks' Twitter,
because I'm a big Knicks fan, and they don't hate you.
They just love Kendrick Perkins right now.
Yeah, but that's.
And they hate Stephen A.
Yes, which is weird.
Which is weird.
It's not that weird.
Yes.
I don't understand, because he's a Knick guy,
so he does all this stuff, but.
But he trashes us, and it's like not why.
Like, he trashed us for not going all in on, for Donovan Mitchell.
And then he did the whole narrative.
Yeah, I'll take something.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, come on, man.
Yeah, we're really doing it.
We're really doing it here.
He's one of the perks of retirement.
And you bought the Knick Offerman blend, which is amazing.
Well, honestly, I went to the liquor store right there.
I don't even know where we are, but right there.
And I was like, ah, let me grab something.
I went in there.
I saw it up there.
And I was like, you got to do it.
You got to do it.
You got to do it.
Do you like a PD scotch?
Yes, I do.
I normally do it in the rocks, but, you know, hey.
We got rocks if you want any.
God, these guys have everything.
We're alcoholics.
Why do you think I wanted to come on the podcast?
Yeah.
I was like.
Now, could you booze it up during training and all that,
or is that crazy?
As you get older, it gets harder, right?
When you're 25, we could stay out till 5 a.m.
and rage and then go score 30.
You're doing a great job.
Make sure he used the tongs after his stomach.
You don't know if it's contagious.
You don't know what's going on.
I worry about it.
He's already had it.
It's fine.
Oh, it's worse ball handling than Simmons.
I love you, Sim.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
You don't.
Don't lie.
I'm getting more into basketball slowly.
I'm trying.
I'm learning.
I'm more of a pickleball man.
Are you?
Well, you know, it's good on the weekends.
It's low impact.
It is the best scotch.
It is really good.
It is really good.
Hold on.
Good for him.
He created a character so great that one of the storied scotch companies
was like, hey, let's do it.
Let's do your own blend.
Let's do a little something.
Shane Gillis just did it with Bud Light.
He just got a Bud Light deal.
Officially, a friend of ours, Shane Gillis.
Dylan Mulshaney.
He got so drunk on Joe Rogan enough that they were like, we'll fucking, you
know.
Yeah.
Well, they pivoted.
They were a trans guy.
Then they went to UFC.
We were talking to this?
UFC.
No.
I didn't say jeez.
No.
Sorry.
No, I apologize.
It's going to get worse.
You were in the Cavs late in your career.
That's where you won the chip.
That was an amazing team.
You had LeBron, Kevin Love, Kyrie.
Iman Shumper.
We had.
I love Shumper.
J.R.
But it's like, even again, like I tell people, when you look back on it now,
like the personalities
that were on that team, because, you know, Shum's winning, you know, Dancing
with the Stars.
J.R. went back to college and is like now a golfer and doing all.
It was, we had such a unique, random group of idiots that that was the only
reason.
We were too dumb to realize what coming back from 3-1 was going to do.
We're like, ah, we're fine.
We're going to do it the hard way.
And then we got lucky and now we're kind of immortalized, immortalized, I'm not
even drunk
yet, in the kind of basketball world.
Hell yeah.
That was an awesome ring.
I was definitely pulling for you guys, just because I wanted to see LeBron get
one in Cleveland,
obviously.
Yeah.
And, I mean, you broke my heart.
I remember you were one of the reasons I quit smoking weed, your Nets team.
Oh, really?
Because you swept the Knicks right when we got Mulberry.
Oh, that felt so good.
Remember that?
Yeah, that felt so good.
That felt so good.
I remember when Kenya Martin, like, body slammed Tim Thomas.
I'm like, this isn't fucking fair.
Oh, New York Post, Fugazi, all this other crazy stuff.
Look, I remember that.
But, yeah, that shit was, man, people, that's part of the reason why the Knicks
fans hate
me is because there was a long stretch of, like, we dominated them and it was
kind of a rival
and then I moved on and then, I didn't do that, and then I started doing
television and I started
talking shit about the Knicks and there's nothing that they can kind of say
back.
Not about them, but now we're fucking, we're back on top.
How good is Jalen Brunson?
He's special.
He's special.
And it's like, people, oh, second round pick.
It's like, dude, look, Jokic, no one knew.
I know.
But there's certain things that go.
Draymond, second round pick.
Brock Purdy.
Yeah.
There's certain guys that you just put them in that fire and they understand
and their
skill set and they figure it out and Brunson, he's special, bro.
Like, the Knicks, this is why the Knicks have a really good chance.
He's on a smaller contract.
Like, he should be a max contract superstar type of guy.
He will be next time.
But you kind of have that window now where you wouldn't, like, you can pay
other superstars
to come because that's where he's going.
Did you just say, we said good chance.
You mean to contend for a championship?
No, I think this is a window for contending for a championship, right?
Like, the window now is...
Slow down.
No, no, I'm going to say in the next two years, three years, Brunson's young,
Randall's young,
you know, your OG's young.
So, it's like, and...
The role players are great.
Brunson's not making a ton of money right now.
So, now they have more cap stuff and all this other thing that makes it harder.
So, him having a team-friendly contract, you guys got a chance.
He's the best Knick point guard in my lifetime.
Maybe since Walt Frazier, which is crazy to say, but he's unbelievable.
Well, you guys don't have a long history of great point guards.
It's true.
Really good point guards.
Derek Harper, I grew up on.
I love Derek Harper.
Stefan Maury had a stretch there, had a stretch there.
But, like, we're talking about really good elite winning championship point
guards.
In my opinion, he's one of them dudes.
I'm fucking pumped.
We're going to the game next week with Stavros, the guy who's on his shirt
right there.
Another comedian.
Do you know Stavros?
I do not.
You know what is funny is, like, I listen to Raw Dog comedy so much.
So, there's a lot of comedians.
I know their stuff, but I just don't know them by name.
But, yeah, I'll check them out.
He's a great Netflix special right now.
Yeah, so are you into comedy?
I'm a fucking, I'm psychotic.
I'm a fan about it.
You know what it is?
I feel that comedians are a part of the smartest group of people on the planet.
Like, that's me.
Like, I'm going to compliment comedians.
I'm going to do this stuff.
Because, like, look, growing up, I grew up with, you know, Richard Pryor.
I grew up with Eddie Murphy.
I grew up with Bill Cosby.
Like, one of the kind of golden eras.
You know, SNL had, like, iconic cast.
So, I just grew up loving comedy.
And it got me in trouble a lot in school.
Because I really didn't want to do anything but play sports and then fuck
around in class.
So, and then as I got older, I just started listening more and just started
learning, like, Patrice O'Neill, Mitch Hedberg.
Oh, right there, yeah.
Yeah, all these guys.
Like, that one stung me a little bit because I had just found him.
Right.
It was because he was doing the comedy roast.
And I just kind of found him.
And I was like, yo, this dude is next level.
Then the more you dig into him, you're like, this dude is fucking amazing.
And then, obviously, he passed.
And it was just like, he's one of those dudes that's like, if he was still
around, like, where he would be right now.
He just missed the boom, I feel like.
He was right there.
Imagine him talking about Trump, talking about, like, trans and race and all
that.
That would be wild.
He was, he was, he's special.
And I listen to his comedy specials and stuff.
Yeah, I like Cosby's later work.
Well, you know, what's messed up about that is, like, my kids, I got two little
boys, seven and nine.
And, like, it's like, okay, what show can we watch that's not fucking cartoon?
Yes, I watch The Cosby Show.
I will say, I watch The Cosby Show.
Look, there's not a lot of black families and there are more options now.
Like, we watch Black-ish, you know, Edwards and all those guys.
But it's like, I don't know, or Anderson, excuse me.
I was thinking Anthony Edwards.
You know, you watch this and it's like, eventually I'll explain to them, like,
what this man did.
Right now, like, we'll listen to, like, the old Bill Cosby stuff on the way to
school and stuff like that.
Yeah, I want to teach my kids proper sarcasm because I think it is a great tool
for being able to deal with life.
Because you can't always say the shit that you want.
You can't always do, but sarcasm, that is a great tool.
That's why you're good on TV, man, because you have good word economy.
I don't mean to hate on Stephen A. Smith, but it's like five minutes straight
and it's like he said nothing.
And then, like, they've got guys like you and Redick who are, like, really good.
And I love Kendrick right now because he's on a big Knicks kick.
Yeah, Knicks kick, yeah.
But I feel like ESPN dipped a little bit for a while.
And you're one of the guys, I think, keeping it up a little bit right now.
Well, look, I thank you for that.
I appreciate i