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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 169: Dan Soder & Shane Gillis' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-04. Transcript available.

Ep 169: Dan Soder & Shane Gillis

for dudes to be racist
patriotism
dude the big one in wrestling
we're rolling right
the big one in wrestling back
in the day was when I think
it was Hacksaw Jim Duggan
who was like oh America
and Iron Sheik got busted
in a DUI together
so like people were like
wait the people the last
few people who were like
this isn't uh this isn't real
yeah yeah
they were like wait a second
they're fucking doing blow
and getting shit face
because wrestlers live hard
we're in wrestling outfits
right now guys
because our guest is Dan Soder
today and he's
best macho man
impression in the biz
he loves wrestling
we thought we'd surprise him
you got that right brother
yeah it was cool to like
America back then
it's good to hear Hogan
it's cool to say Hogan
say an ER that
it's uh
you know
brother
that's right
oh yeah he sued Gawker
as well
he brought him down
he brought down Gawker
that was his ultimate
body slam
yeah fuck
he won like you know
25 mil on that
more
more
he destroyed them
they kind of had it coming
they did they sucked
oops sorry
we talked about this last week
it was Peter Thiel
that's right
is that Hulk
here this one here
I never knew that was Hulk
yeah he's writing
oh man
he's writing NWO
but people say
I thought it was Michael Richards
the whole time
holy shit
Hulk Hogan
so many scandals
yeah
I mean the sex tape
oh yeah
the N-word stuff
wait he fucked
was he having someone else's
someone else's wife
like Bubba the Love Sponge's wife
that's right
and Bubba the Love Sponge
had cameras rolling in his house
I don't know how it leaked
who would have thought
a guy named Bubba the Love Sponge
would turn out to be
a piece of shit
yeah right
a Tampa DJ is bad
what
also Love Sponge
sounds like a
diaphragm
does it not
that's what Elaine
was looking for
you're out of sponges
sponge worthy
yes exactly
dude uh
yeah Hogan was
I was never a Hogan guy
not really
he was like the obvious guy
and comics
I feel like were contrarians
yeah
I was always
Macho Man was my guy
Macho Man was the cool
and Slim Jim
don't forget
oh yeah
Macho Man
he was like a minor league
baseball player too
that guy
he was kind of like
because I remember
they did like a softball game
on one of the pay-per-views
and I was like
this guy's fucking
belting the ball
yeah
that explains his glasses
that's like a real
baseball guy glasses
yeah there's Oakley's
by the way
look at that card
is that him
yeah
Randy Pofo
Pofo
Pofo
God he was
I loved him dude
he just knew how to be
good in the mic
and then uh
you know the obvious
I mean Bret Hart
Razor Ramon in the 90s
and then later on
of course like
Stone Cold The Rock
Mankind
yeah the later years
were a little too shiny
I like the grit
I like how these guys
are sweaty
they're a little out of
out of like
Hulk Hogan was always
a little too smooth
and not chiseled
I like that
I like that they're like
real
Hulk Hogan's not chiseled
you're saying
I'm saying
are you kidding me
he's like
I don't want to say
doughy
but he's uh
come on
he's like a seal
he's like a manatee
where's he
like you see guys now
and it's like
12 pack
they got great haircuts
they're good jawlines
they're on Ozempic
and they have Botox
he's ripped
don't get me wrong
he's ripped
and he's
I do love that
he just committed
he's like
I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be bald
with red hair
yes he's bald
I'm gonna commit
to having
just the trashiest
look of all time
that's what I'm saying
like the million dollar man
the only Jewish wrestler
but the million dollar man
no no no
a Jewish wrestler
would never brag
about their money
they'd be like
I'm doing fine
right right
and then
and then
in the
you know
in the backlogs
they'd be like
I'm fucking
yeah
wasn't there a guy
named IRS
yeah
is that right
there's like an accountant
obviously he was a heel
yes
we gotta pull up
some of these photos
yeah he was a
IRS
oh man
no one like
see these are like
normal looking guys
I mean
they're
they're enormous
they're huge
yeah but
look at that guy
they're not normal
looking dudes
I'll tell you
I was watching Reacher
it's a terrible show
but I love it
I mean the main guy
is enormous
pull up a picture
of this guy
Alan Richson
dude he is enormous
every episode ends
it's like
the whole time
I'm watching him
like ah this dialogue sucks
and then at the end
it ends with Reacher
on the phone
with the bad guy
Robert Patrick
and he goes
I'm gonna fucking kill you
and I'm like
alright I gotta stick around
for one more ep
or he'll be like
I can't wait to throw you
out of a helicopter
like he always has one line
at the end
where he'll be like
I'm gonna need more guns
I'm like alright
one more ride
yeah
it's funny how this
this is like the
as old as
he's just a crazy cowboy
loner Charles Bronson
but it still hits
it still works
he's just a hunk
and a half
he is a hunk
but I'll tell you
he's almost like too big
where he has love scenes
with this woman
and they're not even hot
really
he's too big
she looks like tiny
it looks like
it looks like
if we were fucking a kid
the size difference
I'd like to see that
the size difference
not if we were actually
doing that
wait a second
don't demonetize us yet
wait a minute
wait now I get
is that
oh wow
yeah he is huge
he's
dude he's like too huge
but is that trick photography
cause
what's that last one
yeah maybe they just
hire little people
well that guy's little
but no he is huge
and he's even bigger
this season
what do you think
he's 6'5 or something
I think he's like
my height
but he's just enormous
wow
he's like 6'3 probably
but like he's
yeah look at him
he's just
this is what I'm saying
look at these
chiseled
like every muscle
is defined
that's a new thing
it's funny how we all
talk about body positivity
but everyone's on Botox
right
everyone is way more
Ozempic
Ozempic
like Matt Reif's
getting his face surgery
is that real
that's what I heard
I don't know
he blasted his
plastic surgeon
so I figured
it must be real
and I'm not knocking him
I'm just saying like
yeah look at this guy
are we able to play this
Matt or no
it's a scene
from Reacher
sure
keep taking out money
I mean this is
the vibe of the show
just so you know
you pull it up
he sees a woman
and he says
keep taking out money
he sees she's shaking
and maybe beating the list
he knows she's in trouble
this is
if
okay
this is already hot
she's crying
is this his girlfriend
no it's a regular woman
he sees she's in trouble
he can tell
oh I thought we were
pulling up a love scene
he's not just the most
badass dude
he's also the smartest
oh really
yeah
so he can just sense anything
yeah yeah
see this is the guy
he knows is shaking her down
oh god
Keegan-Michael Key
is gonna get it
oh shit
I mean the dialogue's bad
but then this shit happens
you're like
alright I'll keep watching
is he flawed at all
he's like a handsome
buff guy
who beats everybody up
he's got no flaws
he's kind of perfect
and the whole
every flashback
he like does the right thing
there's no nuance
he's just a killing machine
who was good in the army
and cool
his only flaws
is that he like can't
I mean it's not even a flaw
he doesn't like material possession
so he just goes town to town
with nothing but a toothbrush
what really
yeah he gets on the bus
and he's like
that's how he shows up
he doesn't like stuff
wow
in the love scene
she's like you got a condom
he's like just a toothbrush
that's all I carry
sorry
this is basically like
it's like a porno writer
wrote an action
it is
you know it gets right to it
there's no dialogue
there's no story or plot
either way it ends
with someone getting
blasted in the face
yeah
it's uh
no you're right
it is almost like porno
but like I'm
I gotta tell you
I like porno
every time I
you know
anytime I think I'm out
I'm like
something badass happens
I'm like alright
I gotta
I'm not knocking it
you turn your brain off
just like porno
yeah exactly
you just need to get a hit
you turn your brain off
you enjoy it
it's fun
who are the
wrestling was like
I feel like
back in the day
I haven't watched it in years
but I feel like
when I grew up
I feel like as a kid
it's just
the perfect combo
of comedy and sports
yeah
it's theater
I mean it's good versus evil
it's heel
bad guy
good guy
did you know that
Patrice O'Neill
used to write for the WWE
I heard that
he wrote storylines
I think Dance Ain't Your Main
and Mike Lawrence did as well
did they
yeah I believe so
they're upset
Michael Che is obsessed
a lot of comics
love wrestling
Matt McCarthy
it would be fun
we're gonna go to a match sometime
oh I bet
we should do that sometime
I would love to hear the backstage shit
I bet they're like comics
because they start
you know
at the open mic level
in like a high school gym
and they have to find their voice
they're like
I'm the pebble
and they're like
and then 10 years later
he's like
I'm the rock
I figured it out
he's working it out
yeah
or Stone Cold
got a beer thrown at him
and he was like
hey
you know
they had to find their thing
oh yeah
he caught
best heckler takedown
they're throwing beers at him
he just catches it
yes
ooh
there you go
now I got my voice
yeah
I mean it's like
you're watching
Popeye has his spinach
you're like
what's a badass version of that
I'll get drunk
good point
that's it right
Shane Gillis stole that
but yeah
and then they're like
alright not 20 though
you just need like 5
yeah
what were you gonna say Sally
I cut you off
no I didn't cut
okay okay
just checking
what else are we talking about
oh dude
where were you this weekend
I was in Hotlanta
Atlanta
and I love Atlanta
underrated city
like a great city
it's
I always say it's like
I have a country music video
and a rap video fucked
cause they got like
sexy gay black guys
and then like
super
kinda southern white dudes
and everybody's getting along
it's a good vibe
I love Atlanta
good city
a lot of good food too
great food
great time
went out drinking
me and Caleb signing
he opened
he's killer
yeah he kills
and we went out
and what did we do
I can't remember
but then at the end
we were like
let's go to get one more
we got one more drink
we went to like
a neighborhood pub
right by the hotel
and just hung out
with all the locals
and nobody knew who we were
and it was great
and then I was too hung over
where'd you get fucked up
just some bar
like it was called
the 13th Street Pub
or something
took a few drunken photos
and then stumbled back
to the hotel
flew to Raleigh
did the show in Raleigh
Raleigh was great
another great town
yeah it's great
and flew home
quick easy flights
done it more than
two and a half hours
loved it
those are nice
but flying every day
can get tough
that's a bitch
when you get a run like that
I was in Irvine Cali
good time
a lot of fucking
trashy drunks in that town
I gotta tell you
really?
oh my god
the hotel we were in
I guess it was like
a rooftop bar
getting into this hotel
getting into this elevator
I was like
these are fucking bad drunks
really?
nothing worse than people
that don't know how to drink
I know
there's all these
tech conference-y dudes
just there
they're in there
like
here's a peeve
the guy jumping
drunk in an elevator
oh
what are you
you're trying to kill us?
yeah
I hate that guy
I'm like
I want you to die
but don't take us
all down with you
right
that's up there
with the friend
who would do this shit
when you were driving
you're like
what are you doing man?
I'm trying to get us home
you're gonna kill us
and he's laughing maniacally
I'm like
who's the joke on?
oh dude
there were
there were a lot of those
and it was like
for some reason
these hotels
always have horrible
working elevators
I'm like
what the hell is going on?
the crowds were very good
but we did get like
for whatever reason
that hotel man
it's just like
you gotta pick
what's close to the venue
was this Irvine?
yeah yeah
don't play it though
don't play it
this is one of the best
I've ever seen you do
I don't want to play
my crowd work
on the fucking pod
they could
you'll find me
all right
go to his Instagram
it's one of his best ever
really?
yeah yeah yeah
I mean
it's more like
a crazy moment
that I just 