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Ep 175: We Might Be Running For President [Ft. Andrew Yang]

I did nothing wrong and everything I just said was PG.
Well, it would be fun to have her on if she was down to talk about that.
Really?
You're gonna cut all this out, right?
All right.
Oh, no.
And now we're starting.
Oh, my God.
We're cutting everything we just said out.
Woo, yeah.
Cut all that.
That was bad.
All right.
Wow, Mary.
I've done some bad things in my life, Mark.
And her.
And me.
Ah.
It was almost not her, I'll tell you that much.
Cut that part out, too.
Oh, dude.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're describing her now.
Incriminating.
Okay, okay.
Now we start.
No, you can keep that in.
Just cut that part.
Names, yeah.
We'll bleep it.
The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Dragnet.
What is this, Fargo?
Out of respect for the survivors.
Don't you hate when they say based on a true story?
Just tell me the true story.
Well, guess what?
Fargo, it's not a true story.
They're just doing that because they did that with the movie and it was like a
cool.
But then they're like, you know, this is all the events that are being told
actually
happened.
Then they're like, they haven't.
Of course.
You know, if you watch the show, you're like, that ain't fucking real.
No, no, no.
But that what a great story.
Fargo.
It was fun.
The fucking car salesman guy, William H. Macy killed it.
Every the Francis McDormand is the cop with the cop husband.
That was great.
Oh, man.
Such a good story.
Buscemi, the other guy.
Oh, dude.
So many times this pop with the grandpa getting killed.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Right in the good.
It's so fucking.
This is how good the Coen brothers are is they like they will do the most
violent shit.
Yeah.
And they'll do it in kind of a funny way.
Yes.
And the genes of the Coen brothers, they have the best character actors in
cinema.
Ever.
Ever.
Like, I mean, when what's his face?
Javier Bardem goes to that like a gas station in the middle of nowhere.
And that that guy behind the counter, he's like heads or tails.
The guy's like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Whatever.
And it's so they're all great.
You're right.
They're all killers.
Also, I mean, Javier Bardem just with that fucking haircut.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, wait.
Gotta get the sound on for that.
We've watched this so many times.
What the fucking joke here?
Sounds like Sam when he comes on a roof.
You almost expect him to call him a young whippersnapper right as he dies.
Yeah.
Right as they kept that take.
I mean, I guess it's pretty realistic.
Yeah.
It's pretty damn fucking dark.
Oh, yeah.
This whole movie is like pure neo-noir, man.
You know what I watched last night for the first time?
By the way, anyone who I hear how many young people do you complain?
They're like, I have insomnia.
You're like, all right, what do you do right before bed?
They're like, I watch Prisoners and The Exorcist.
I'm like, oh, cool.
I wonder if that's playing a role.
Right.
Night Stalker.
It's all true crime.
It's all true crime or just a dark movie.
Yeah.
And you're looking at a screen.
Yep.
You're looking at your computer.
I'm like no more.
I might not do a TV in the bedroom ever.
I don't do that.
I don't have one in my bedroom.
Too much.
I think it might be a bad idea because now I force myself to read and I fall
asleep.
Reading works.
But I did watch Sicario before bed.
I'd never seen it.
Amazing.
You never seen it?
I always dated a woman who had seen it.
So every time it came up, they were like, I've already seen it.
I'm like, well, I want to see it.
Right.
And it was one of those that was like, it was always a little too late on the
road.
And the last night I was like, fuck it, I'm watching it.
Man, Benicio is cool.
Oh, yeah.
That is an underrated film.
I don't feel like people talked about it enough.
It's so good.
That writer, Taylor Sheridan, is just like-
Is that him?
Yeah, he's just kind of a beast.
He's great.
He did fucking Hell or High Water.
Amazing.
He did so many good movies.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
And Yellowstone.
Yellowstone's a huge hit.
I mean, I feel a little cheesy watching it because it's basically a soap opera.
Yeah, it's not my favorite.
I like his movies better, but Hell or High Water is like a fucking masterpiece.
Masterpiece.
I think it was nominated for best pick.
Should have been.
Or at least best screenplay.
Loved it.
But yeah, Sheridan, he's a killer.
Yeah, I got a wreck if we're going right down the barrel here.
We should probably explain this border wall here.
Oh.
I saw a guy on Instagram.
We should credit this guy because I have no idea.
We should credit him.
Because I saw him.
He's like a whiskey.
He's like a cocktail guy and-
Alcoholic.
Alcoholic.
Is the term.
He's an alcoholic.
So I saw him do the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Old Fashioned.
I was like, that looks kind of good.
Oh, yeah.
So we start, you know, me, Peters, Norman were on the text thread.
I was like, what if we did some other cereals?
Yes.
And then look at this guy.
He gets Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs.
Yeah.
This was like, this was not allowed in my house growing up.
Oh, yeah.
That's crack cocaine right there.
That's fentanyl.
I wanted Cracklin' Oat brand Old Fashions.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh.
But they discontinued it.
It's my favorite cereal.
Very regional.
Never heard of that in my house.
I never heard of Cracklin' Oat.
But we got the cinnamon.
I'm kind of, what are you most pumped to try these three?
I'm least pumped for the Cocoa Puffs one.
Yeah.
It's just, because I feel like it's just going to be chocolate.
It's chocolate.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a can't miss, but I'm a peanut butter fanatic.
So why don't you start off the peanut butter and I'll start off the Cinnamon Toast
Crunch.
Well, we should also describe, would we leave this soaking overnight with
cereal in it?
Yep.
This is just fucking pure sugar.
It's whiskey and sugar.
By the way, you should all be following us on punchup.live/sandmorell and punchup.live/marknorman.
Yes.
It's just uncensored shit that we won't post on Instagram or they'll bury on
Instagram and YouTube.
And we post tour dates.
It's a cool new thing.
This guy Danny Frankel is helping us get going on it.
It's great.
So follow us on that shit.
Yeah, look who's on it.
Rick Glassman, Tim Dillon, all these people.
Norman.
Adam Ray.
Adam Ray.
Jordan Jensen.
A lot of funny people.
He has good taste.
All right, there we go.
You get the point.
All right.
Did you have to look like a urine sample?
Did you have to get the stool sample sperm bank?
It smells.
I mean, I guess it's just whiskey and peanut butter, right?
So it smells potent as hell.
Do you want to do the honors with this one or do the honors?
Yeah, you go.
You go.
Break the hymen.
Get in there.
Oh, boy.
Describe everything.
What are your senses feeling?
I'm getting notes of peanut butter.
Peanut butter.
Ooh.
That's exciting.
Okay.
Sam's going down the gullet.
All right.
Fuck, that's pretty damn good.
Oh, come on.
Holy shit.
That is a problem.
Mama.
I think we need a peanut butter bodega cab blend.
Ooh.
Don't tease me, fatty.
Woo.
That is crazy.
How close are we getting into New York City, the bodega cab?
I mean, it might be out now because we are pre-recording this.
What do you think?
Oh, mighty.
That's good.
It's too much.
It's too much for the senses.
It's like a speed ball.
Yeah, it's the thing I don't think I could really drink.
Yeah.
But damn, do I appreciate it.
You can taste it.
You know when the milk takes over the cereal at the end and the milk is
colorful and all
that?
That's what it tastes like with a kick of whiskey.
Let's see what we got here.
I'm going to start off the Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Swirl it.
That's heavy duty.
See, the problem is the sugar makes you want to chug it.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, the smell is really fucking overwhelming.
I'm getting notes of this one.
I'm getting notes of cinnamon.
Notes.
Notes of toast.
Some notes of crunch.
All right.
I'm going in on the chocolate.
This is crack.
This is too.
Really?
More than the other one?
This is way too.
You know how this would be good if you watered it down?
Because it's too sugary.
Yeah, I agree.
The ice would cut it.
The ice would cut it.
But also, I think the way you put a little water in whiskey sometimes or in
like a scotch
and water.
That's no good.
No good?
That's the bomb.
I had doubts about Cocoa Puffs.
Cocoa Puffs.
Yeah.
I was never a Cocoa Puffs guy.
It was a one note cereal.
It's one note.
I like a chocolate cereal, but yeah.
Cocoa Krispies were better though.
I got to fight you on that one.
Really?
Too soggy.
Soggy.
They're shaped for a little longer.
Oh, I do like older women.
By the way, it's good to be back on Taste Buds.
I don't hate it.
It's all right.
I think you lowered my expectation.
Okay.
It's okay.
You know what might be nice is Fruity Pebbles.
Something other than the chocolatey...
I wonder if the Fruity...
Yeah, maybe it would work.
Fruity Pebbles are crack.
Yeah.
That shit's good.
Yeah, that's good stuff.
Captain Crunch knew what he was doing.
This would be a good...
That would be good.
Oh, yeah.
This would be a hilarious way to get one of our sober friends back on booze.
I fell back off, man.
It was a peanut butter puff, old fashioned.
Yeah.
Kids, don't do this at home, by the way.
Wow, this one might be the winner.
Which one?
The cinnamon.
It's just too sweet.
I think if we throw a little water in there, we got a fucking good cocktail.
Oh, yeah.
Wow, thank you, Matt.
I mean, I can't imagine your wife's gonna leave you because you're a seven-year-old
alcoholic.
Yeah, you're mixing breakfast foods and booze at night with a...
We're gonna call this a Drew Barrymore.
Or what, a Corey Feldman on the rocks?
Yeah.
I like that.
That'd be good.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
That is good stuff.
So, is this our guy here?
That's him.
That's him.
Let's get the name out there for credit.
That's him.
The tank.
Official.
I feel like he does a lot of cool shit on here.
Yeah.
He's doing a lot of cool mixology stuff.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch old bad.
This is what we found.
This is who I saw.
Fill up a jar with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Wow.
Fill the rest of our jar up with bourbon.
This is what the terror is.
Have you ever just had an idea that you started acting on and mid through that
idea while you
were doing it, you realized to yourself, holy crap, this is a better idea than
I thought.
This is that idea right now.
Put this in the fridge and let it sit overnight.
The wait is finally over, so let's go ahead and strain this into a bottle.
There's a few things we can all agree on.
One of those is that soggy cereal is gross.
Finally, we're going to add in four ounces of our Cinnamon Toast Crunch bourbon
into a glass.
He added more sugar here, I think.
You can always use the rye as well.
I think he does, right?
Those were just as good with old fashions.
You know what we should have done.
A little bit of cinnamon sugar.
He added more sugar.
What a psycho.
This is already fucking cracked.
Stir this till the cinnamon sugar dissolves.
Drop in our ice mold.
What we should have done is sprinkled a little in there on top.
A little, because that's what he did.
Yeah.
It's all right.
It's all right.
We'll be back.
You did good work, Matt.
Thank you, Matt.
Really?
I might take one home.
Oh, we should do a check-in on Winnie, because I hear she might be back next
week.
Yeah, big win.
Do a California check-in.
Yeah, she's out west getting her son.
You know, she's popped off since she started doing We Might Be Drunk.
She's out west doing some auditions.
I mean, she's in her element there.
That's her natural habitat is that L.A. sun.
Just looks miserable.
He looks like Walter Matthau.
All right.
So my brick.
I got it.
You got to see the Steve Martin doc.
Oh, you told me last night.
I can't talk good about it enough.
It's so well done.
And you read the book, right?
I read the book.
It's basically the book come to life.
Okay.
So you get to see footage.
You get to see him bombing.
You get to see him with a beard in the 60s, early 70s.
It's fucking fascinating.
You thought we struggled.
Yeah.
This guy went 