Name: Ep 181: Campari Soda
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 181: Campari Soda' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-27. Transcript available.

Ep 181: Campari Soda

we're back hey we're here cleavage season oh the sun is shots 80 degrees in New
York I can't
believe it every I live by Washington Square Park so do you the whole park is
full and it's crazy
because you see the young kids on their phone they're missing tits they're
staring at that
screen they're missing cleavage I'm like this is what the summer is all about
that's a great you
hear that Jonathan Haidt he's the whole like anti-phone guy it's all but the
problem is there's
tits on the phone yeah so I guess uh you got them there yeah but it's better in
person it's way
better it's like live Pearl Jam live versus a CD yeah double D dude there were
some tits on the
on the subway and you get a little shoulder sweat there hanging out I know the
thigh I love a thigh
you know this shit with the whole oh very exciting man you know what happened
the other day I played
ball with my friend Dory sometimes we just do one-on-ones in the park for
exercise but it
gets heated because I'm taller than him sure if I'm down I can just post him up
uh-huh he tries to trip
me on a post up and I'm like dude I could get fucking badly hurt like he blatantly
tries to trip me
and I lose my temper I spike the ball it goes right into his nuts oh and he
goes down an old black man
just sitting watching on the bench and he goes that street ball right there it
was so satisfying oh
that's great yeah wow was he was he like he was really pissed at me it took a
while I I did feel
bad after like at first I was like fuck yeah justified and then you're like I
feel bad I hit him in the
nuts yeah well that's what happens with friends it gets escalated and it's all
good the second we
leave yeah of course I remember one time me and a friend were fake wrestling
and then he pushed me so I
jumped kicked him and he was like whoa and then he saw red yeah then he uh you
know he came at me and
we were like we were gonna kill each other but you know speaking of red man low
Campari soda today
little these are these are nice little like we're just trying to chill drink
chill not trying to get
fucked up you're just trying to like have a nice it's like an old feel like
this is what Junior Soprano
drank yes yes this is oh it's light and airy yeah effervescent it's good Campari
is I think my
favorite mixer you throw that in like a Boulevardier or Negroni or something it's
fucking nice that's
different than Aperol it's in the same family okay uh well that family tree is
a car wrapped around
it that's an old Mike Lawrence joke he used it in our pitch great joke well I
come from a long line
of alcoholics that's a great fucking bit yeah he also had a great line with the
execs where he said
uh we got some great notes in our uber ride here because uh the driver used to
be an exec
it's a great line it might be pissing some of these people off that's a great
LA line though
like being swingers yeah speaking of uh swinging and drinking and celebrating
we gotta give a thank
you for the shout out from old big Jer yeah thank you man Seinfeld very cool
love super cool this is
what my family hears so the new podcast so this is cool yeah I mean kind of
ruined it with um
Brian Simpson Ronnie Chang I love um uh Brian Simpson really funny company yeah
um Mark Norman really
funny Sam Marl really funny do you ever go to shower like yeah all the blame
themselves who are the
young ones that's very nice man and uh Jerry we'd love to have you on man talk
comedy it's gonna
more eyeballs than some of those late night shows you go on if you come on here
because we got comedy
nerds listening yes way more than the tonight show or any of that uh fucking
horse shit uh New Yorker
nobody listens to that that being said Jimmy Fallon you're also welcome to come
on not a great pitch
there for Fallon but Fallon he'll throw drinks down that's true and he's a fun
hang he's an animal and
he's got stories for days yeah yeah he started the bottom with the guitar and
everything worked his way
up SNL so yeah we'll have them all on but started as a bottom now he's here so
we got uh we got a big
invite for Big Jer we love you Jerry yes uh and who could talk comedy better
than us on a podcast we
can go deep down we can go fucking Richard Jenny we can go Kinison we can go uh
Pryor Eddie Murphy
look at this wall here exactly yeah exactly we need we need Big Jer uh that
would be a cool one you
know it's funny a lot of people are giving him he's getting like dragged on
social media I saw that by
people being like you know oh the most vanilla comedian Seinfeld was fucking edgy
he had bite
dude they did a show about masturbation on NBC primetime in the 90s that wouldn't
fly today that's the
only point he's making he's like it was easier then like I don't know how he's
getting dragged for
saying no I had it easier right that's literally what he's saying they don't
make sitcoms anymore is
what he's saying I know then the guy pushed back and was like what about Curb
Curb's pretty edgy
grandfathered in grandfathered in a 30 year old guy trying to pitch a show
could not do Curb yeah he
was good let's see yeah he wrote uh isn't that what Curb is all about oh which
one is first oh
yeah Larry got great it's Larry got grandfathered in right right if Larry was
35 he couldn't get away
with the watermelon stuff the Palestinian chicken and HBO knew that's what
people came here for
they're not smart enough to figure it out how do we do this now yeah you pitch
that shit imagine
you going to HBO with a watermelon black joke uh a joke about the holocaust
shoes he put the shoes
on and dance did a lot of holocaust jokes in our pitch and it does not look
good so yeah see there
you go we had a joke about me knocking up a uh uh a neo-nazi by accident I know
she's a neo-nazi
and we hook up at a wedding and and great line that Mike Lawrence comes up with
was uh
we you know I'm begging her to take plan b turns out she's a pro-life neo-nazi
and I go oh come on
you got one chance to kill a jew get free you're not gonna take it great joke
um but I'm sure that
the back of their neck's hair stand up and go uh and you're like come on it's
comedy 100% because
there are jokes you even notice in LA that you do at a club and you're like
they're like
and you're like well this kills in Ohio yes this kills in uh Wisconsin yes this
kills in Texas and
Florida and New York there's something about those crowds so then he says uh
the interviewer David
Remnick isn't that what Curb's all about yeah Larry was grandfathered in says
Jerry he's old enough so
uh he goes I don't have to observe those rules because I started before you
made those rules we did an
episode in the series in the 90s where Kramer decides a bit to have a business
with homeless
people or pulling rickshaws and he goes they're outside anyway do you think I
get away with that
today I mean oh yeah that's interesting you know uh great point and that's so
you could tell he's
thought about this so he had that ready had that exact episode ready and look
everybody does the
oh comics say they can't talk about anything and I'm not saying I say crazy
shit we're doing theaters
we're doing fine we're on Netflix we're doing great I say wild shit all the
stuff you're not
supposed to say stand-up's different that's true which is funny because we're
playing us
that's true this would be a character but yeah there's no one to yell at we
have no sponsorships
or Gatorade or corporation but it doesn't go that way in films I feel like I
feel like films can like
horror movies you could still slice a teenager's head off they know it's a
movie they know it's a
fake head it's also a very clear villain that nuance is the enemy that's true
nuance is what
people have a problem with if you like I think about this scene all the time
and as good as it gets
where Jack Nicholson says a bunch of anti-semitic stuff in the restaurant in
the beginning and if
that were made now that would be the whole movie that's a great point like you
can't have a character
who's got like some maybe shitty tendencies yeah like yeah he's not a perfect
guy yes I find that
interesting it looks like it's like Popeye Doyle you know Popeye Doyle French
connection the guy's a
racist he's a womanizer he's a piece of shit corrupt cop corrupt cop and it's
great movie it's a great
story that's one of the great New York movies ever incredible that car chase
scene holds the fuck up
big wreck French connection 1972 Roy Scheider all the tropes came from there
like the chief like
you're gonna ruin this town you want your gun and badge for dinner you know
that whole thing that's
all from there they got all the tropes they started that in that movie that's a
classic that and that
chase scene is like it must be 10 minutes or something it's oh yeah it's
completely insane under the
that overpass under the L how about these fucking paparazzi annoying 90-something-year-old
Gene
Hackman have you seen this shit yeah he looks brutal he's but he's in his 90s
let the guy die you know let
the guy go to hell like the gas station who's on that detail that's the saddest
you're the traffic cop
of paparazzi the parking maid the water made oh what do you want Kim Kardashian
George Clooney today now
I got an old bag Hackman there he's at the 7-eleven getting a cup of noodles
God bless him though he's I
mean he really was the coolest the man but but back to my point I'm not one of
these guys who can't who's
like you can't say anything more but I am saying that people analyze there's an
analyzing we can
say anything we're actually not saying about us it's we're talking about in
sitcom form yes because
those words have to be greenlit by an exec where yeah guys like us yes stand up
like our crowd wants
us to say crazy shit of course but like friends got under fire remember that
friends is problematic now
because Ross made a fat joke and uh whatever and you're like you know that yeah
friends got it hard
for a couple years during the pandemic it was like friends is bad how bored
were people that they were
like guys we got to cancel friends exactly so he's he's 100% right but
everybody's like boomer take
whatever and you're like but the guy knows tv more than you and to his point
where he goes there's no
all in the family anymore like I got notified with my friend about this he's
like there's louder milk
there's this show I'm like eight people are watching louder milk six people are
watching this
there's nothing we could all go home and watch well that's just because the the
four uh the format
change I mean now I think it's like maybe like you were talking about baby reindeers
like some show
on Netflix yeah that's like trending but yeah sitcoms it's different I mean I
feel like all the shows
we watch I think the point Jerry's making is like if you watch a 30 rock
episode from like 2008
oh yeah holy shit wild this was on NBC all that shit yeah I mean they they went
hard with jokes but
like it never felt malicious it was silly and funny as hell it just felt like
comedy and then we'd all
go back and there was water cooler shit you go back and talk you see uh you see
30 rock you see
Raymond or whatever you see arrested development but do you think there's any
coincidence that these
are the shows that kids are now discovering is like the best shows it's like
holy shit 30 rock
Seinfeld the office the office they had some dark shit retard and the the Chris
rock scene
I mean there's some crazy stuff in the office and we all watch it my wife
watches it to sleep
like that's how little it affects her offended wise she's like this is a nice lullaby
it's tough to
it's tough to make I think also there's just less it's funny there's like 900
places to make shit and
they're all just kind of like now we're not gonna make that type of thing I
know I know if the weird
thing is if one network had the balls to pick up your show it would do great
just because it stands
out yeah but they're so nervous there's always a chance that we just do it
ourselves that seems to
be the way to