Name: Ep 184: Gary Vider and Chazz Palminteri
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 184: Gary Vider and Chazz Palminteri' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-17. Transcript available.

Ep 184: Gary Vider and Chazz Palminteri

ah
hold on i'm eating a cookie oh how you doing buddy hey good to be here look at
us up early
look at us do it this is an early and it's my fault too because of a flight
that i had to end
up moving anyway oh i moved a flight to go to la and then my agent hit me up he's
like you ready
for that uh for that benefit on wednesday and i'm like oh fuck oh no so i had
to move it anyway so
we yeah it's completely my fault did you get the uh credit or did you lose
money no i'm staying for
it oh okay yeah but i mean sometimes you move a flight oh yeah that was fine
all right it worked
it worked out i think i booked it with miles anyway oh nice yeah miles davis or
not miles uh
fucking what do you call it uh upgrades uh those upgrades man wait wait what do
you mean i got the
new york to la upgrade whoa that's huge huge biggest upgrade in the business
man these flights are
terrible no one's talking about american airline just being like the worst
fucking and i'm lucky
so far i haven't gotten screwed but i have a friend she got stuck in dallas for
a day and a half
oh yeah well it's crazy yeah they just don't do i guess it was bad weather but
it's like it was fog
oh it's like a 30 million dollar thing you can't you can't you can't beat fog
you got some fans out
here my dad used to call me a fog but um damn that's crazy no one's been stuck
in dallas like
that since jfk all right but uh yeah that sucks these day and a halves are
crazy like i don't even like
getting on a later flight because you you throw your whole night off you know
you have to skip sets
and cancel shit that's brutal where were you this weekend west palm beach and
fort myers that's a
rough one fort myers is up there is one of the worst i would say you think so i
like i love west palm
west palm was pretty great great crowds fort myers are just kind of like it's
like naples light
uh yeah it's rough it's a little more um uh like relaxy kind of a small townie
yeah than naples naples
feels like you know white trash trying to be rich this feels like naples is
rich oh is it rich naples
is like definitely rich oh all right i take it all back yeah but west palm was
like it was all jews
and you know i made like a uh israel joke and they're like yeah i said if hamas
wanted to kill
you guys they could just come to this show because it was like all the tassels
and the yarmulkes and
the whole thing be careful they're listening to this pod they're going to
follow you on tour
this is dangerous yeah hey anybody buys a ticket come in
but yeah great show great venue but fort myers i gotta say it was it felt small
townie a little bit
but the crowd was hot as hell wow who the hell made that out that's not my
shirt
so someone's profiting off me in a baby blue i like i like these motherfuckers
on the internet
that's that's my naples design damn naples florida worst place on earth yeah i've
never been to naples
it's bad really my wife booked a family vacation in august in naples in naples
well i mean the land
everyone's like they're like the land is fine the beach is fine i mean it's not
like the land is bad
it's the people that i had to perform for right it's very like yeah it's it's
not my scene like i i i
there's a lot of great cities in florida that ain't one of them yeah but uh
yeah i was in lexing
kentucky great club one of my faves great just like the best workout room
comedy off broadway love that
room well hidden gym yeah oh my god someone in the front row she uh she just
holds up a bottle and i'm
like oh no and she she goes this is for you and she walks on stage and hands it
to me oh and i was
like is this is this a good bottle and everyone's like it's one of the best
they're cheering it's a
good bourbon so of course you know i'm trying to take it easy i end up i end up
boozing all weekend
you gotta do it it's good bourbon a good bourbon when in rome yeah who are you
with anthony devito
oh nice who's working on a one-man show check out in the city he's working on a
one-man show
uh about his father who was whacked by the mob it's it is incredible it's very
good anthony devito
it's like hilarious it's also it's also really funny i'm you know i'm hilarious
and also really
funny doing a great job pitching this this is early for us it's a tearjerker it's
yeah it is a tearjerker
it's emotional yeah yeah it's well written it's all true it's real the jokes
are great and the
story is amazing it's amazing check it out but let me say this dave chapelle chris
rock getting
attacked on stage you're getting people walking on stage giving you bourbon i
know that's pretty
good not bad yeah some guy you see the guy get attacked uh on stage i did like
two days ago yeah
it was it was another country where was it where was it spain portugal yeah
yeah he made a joke
with the guy's baby and the guy showed up yeah he looked like a fucking lunatic
that's one thing
about touring is we cannot hide because we're are literally we're literally
posting where we're
gonna be yeah whoa we got him a nice clock on the ear there look like you went
open hand slap on
him let's see that guy's huge too the the victim probably get a commercial here
sorry i love how we
have to put uh everything is political far right wing far left activist
astonishing moment irate spanish
father punches comedian by the way we could tell he was far right i don't think
the the far left dude
looks like that guy looks like a jacked thumb look at him he really does that
guy's huge oh my god
oh this is what the pitiful comments
not a great audience member probably no this is for calling my son a petophile
he is only a baby yeah you killed my father prepare to die
say it to my face can't believe this happened to reggie watts
but does this guy leave feeling like here's a question like does he leave
feeling good about
himself like 100 percent yeah yeah he vindicated he's a dad yeah he's pissed
the other guy's really
in a corner there i guess i feel two things on this for one people are people
will say fucking
anything on the internet yes not and not stand behind it yes and it's turned us
into pieces of
shit oh completely like the comments you get now are just absurd like people
like just talking shit
fighting words oh yeah oh but if i saw you you'd be a fucking coward well i don't
know who made this
comment i think you probably do they're saying the reason why this exists is
because there are no
physical consequences to insulting people anymore colin quinn that was colin quinn
oh sorry quinn
has a joke about that in his new special but i mean it's it's true yeah and i
mean there are if
you're that committed to finding the guy on tour but like you said he probably
bought a ticket yeah
but i remember being a kid at a i was at a house party in high school and i
called a guy a pothead
and he came at me he like jumped on me and was swinging at me and the guys
pulled him off and i was
like well i just called you you like weed you're a pothead he's like don't
fucking call me a pothead
and he went nuts and that's nothing imagine what people are saying on the
internet like i hope your
mom dies you're homo nice fog yeah whatever right so like that was pretty
normal when i was a kid
was just like you said the wrong thing and a guy would attack you yeah and we've
completely lost that
he attacked you over pothead i think i hit a nerve with something but yeah i
was like are you like
weed you're like a pothead he was like what i just hit the wrong button clearly
he's not a pothead
sounds like a belligerent lunatic he's a method or something or bath salts
what the hell but yeah he went at me but that that was kind of normal like i
felt like as a kid it
was always like who's gonna hit me today well kids have a lot of rage and it's
misplaced a lot of it
you know yeah the kid who's getting like the shit kicked out of him at home you
know then he's the
angry kid yes we talked about this on the last one but it's like it's like that
movie stand by me
where you're like they're like all right there's always one totally totally
some darkness
i remember college i went to lsu for a while and there was tiger land which is
where all the bars
were it was called tiger land and the fist fights i saw this place were in i'm
talking guy on the floor
getting kicked in the face by a boat shoe a lot of yellow polo shirts and white
hats that had uh
you know letters on there it is tiger land through all the but the fist fights
were banana i mean it
was crazy bottles breaking overheads it was like roadhouse i went to bear land
i saw a boat shoe go
up a guy's ass one of the worst experiences
good line have a cookie
ah baltimore barrel is this the oatmeal yeah
hey motherfucker what are you doing here there we go
this is one where do you get these right on the corner there's a coffee place
that we go to
and they're all right homemade cookies that's a hell of a cookie
this is the pedo you looked like a pedoval before but now you're tossing
cookies
giving out cookies jesus christ oh yeah how about this uh comedy jersey i love
it you got the the
paragon yeah yeah shout out paragon new york institution man hell yeah it was
such nice guys
who who ran it too the family was so cool we did a comedy show there yeah the
comedy underground
overground they do pop-up shows these guys at like cats's deli what was the one
on like uh
that building when people jump off oh the edge the building really on 34th
street yeah
i don't think people jump off maybe don't call it the edge it sounds like
sounds inviting for suicide right right we're gonna kill yourself the edge
hey cool i did one of mcsorley's last week really
that's a classic bar too great oldest bar in new york that's right
that or ear bar ear bar is awesome great bar i remember christian mclaughlin
from comedy central
took me to lunch there and i i have like a native new yorker had never been
there and i was like
whoa this place is fucking old school yeah apparently that's on spring
apparently spring was
like a like a strip back in the day there was a strip club on the corner of
spring and greenwich
ear bar it's all kinds of stuff over there here's mark after a bad set
no strings though no strings attached damn dude um that's the place that was
they had a show there
what yeah it was on it was funny because it was on the like hundred something
floor because that's
you know the whole thing is like what's comedy but with a view
which by the way anytime you add anything to comedy it doesn't help
bad i remember our buddy john powell used to run a show on arlo and esme
yep and it was called buns and puns it was like this joke
there was nothing to do with puns i think he just liked that name but yeah
he would give out buns yep and then he would give out jello shots to the crowd
it was like nice that he put effort in the show he made all of himself it was
pretty incredible but
then the the gimmick was buns like he thought it was funny to have uh aerobics
like 80s aerobics
behind you on the screen so while you're doing the sets like women like doing
this and you're like
i love that you're going above and beyond but this is not helping yeah yeah
just book a decent act
and we'll all have a good time but he filled it every night it was yeah i mean
i mean there was a
couple four or six people shows but there were a few also that were like and
they were like stack
lineups oh yeah day vecky own was on and all these mail would be on yes it'd be
like a lot of like
at that time hannibal yeah guys who were like blowing up in new york at that
time was a guy doing like
brooklyn open mics that show was a treat it was a treat you got drunk for free
you guys were there
and then the audience yeah it was fun but uh yeah but this show we're on the
hundredth something
floor and they're like you get a view and then it's just one of those foggy
days it was cloudy up
there cloudy yeah you know american airlines probably had a few flights on the
ground
damn this is you know what this reminds me of is the dubai dubai just had a
comedy 