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Ep 185: Harland Williams & Sci Fi Hamster Wheel

*music*
Yo!
Hey, hey, we're here! We're queer! We might be drunk!
*grunt*
There you go.
You feel good?
Yeah, good to be here. Beautiful. 75 degrees in New York City.
So nice. I love this shit, man.
Very nice.
I don't mind when it's cold here, though.
Everyone complains about the winter. I kind of like the winter, too.
Love the winter.
You throw in a big jacket, it's kind of fun.
Love a jacket.
Yeah.
But this time you get the... I mean, my neighborhood is just Yoga Pants City.
I love that.
It's pretty great.
But when you have the jacket, you don't have to think about what you're wearing
as much.
True.
And I kind of like that. It cuts down on the get ready time.
Definitely. And you feel like you take on the world in a big jacket.
Yeah.
I love a good jacket.
Love a big... But I hate a fucking, like, one of those.
No!
Ugh, that's... Growing up, that's all I had. My parents remind me...
That was, like, the style back then, too.
Every jacket was, like, puffy.
Yes.
New York... You probably didn't even have big jackets growing up in New Orleans.
Didn't even own one. I had to buy one here.
That's crazy.
We had, like... I mean, I remember, like... You remember the blizzard of '96
and shit here?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you'd have these big, puffy jackets.
Anyway, you looked like... Jeez, pull up the Maggie Simpson on the...
Oh, yeah.
And the big red... You just looked ridiculous.
Yeah, like Missy Elliott, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, I hated the big jacket. There, you could pull up that thing.
That's what it looked like, dude. Yeah.
Like Christmas Story.
Yeah.
Hate the big jacket.
But, yeah, this weather's fucking cool, man.
Yeah.
And the yoga pants... Doesn't matter your ass. You got a great ass.
That's true. Yeah.
It just... It'll take, like, a B minus to an A minus.
That's a great point. It saves the ass.
And some of them have, like, a weird thing at the bottom that, like, accents
the cheek.
Yeah. I don't know what they're doing, but keep on doing it there, Lulu Lemon.
Yeah. It's been great for... Great for the ass.
Lulu, it's... The origin story is that he was doing it to make fun of Asians.
That's what I heard. That's... That's the...
I think it was debunked.
Is it? I don't think... Look it up.
Look at that third one. Go up top. No, no, no, the left. Yeah, the third one.
Look at that accent.
I believe this is padding.
Okay, maybe padding, but see that darker line at the bottom.
You want to see an accent? Get an Asian person to... No, okay.
Roo-roo. Yeah.
Boy, a lot to talk about. Saw a face in the crowd off of your guys' rec, Ilya
Kazan.
I feel like we all have pretty good movie taste.
Of course. That's a... Ilya Kazan, we played that clip with DeRosa and Chrissy
here, yeah.
Yeah. I mean, not a good guy. Great fucking filmmaker.
I mean, on the waterfront, East of Eden, Streetcar Named Desire.
That's a great one, yeah.
Is there a death of a salesman? What am I talking about?
Streetcar Named Desire, you nailed it.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, facing the crowd is like, man.
And it's one of those movies that it feels so relevant.
Yes.
Like when you rewatch Network and you're like, fuck, this is always...
This type of cynicism is always going to be around.
They say it parallels the rise of Trump as well, like the populist candidate.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
Totally, but the media stuff is so similar to now.
We haven't evolved that.
We have podcasts and we have Instagram and social media, but it still works
somehow.
It's so good.
Yeah.
And it's young Walter Matthau in that movie.
Yes, yes.
That guy just always fucking delivered too.
Always great.
But I mean, Andy Griffith.
Unreal.
He deserved an Oscar for that.
I know.
It was crazy.
And it's...
Yeah, it's one of those movies that I feel like people sleep on.
There's two.
I don't know.
I think Billy Wilder did the other one.
It was A Face in the Crowd and then the other one was Ace in the Hole.
Oh, I don't think I've seen that.
I don't think I've seen that.
It's kind of a similar message.
I gotta watch that.
Not a similar message, but kind of like how fucked up this guy is and what
journalism is.
Oh, really?
It's a great movie.
Billy Wilder made that.
If you like A Face in the Crowd, definitely check out Ace in the Hole.
It's Kirk Douglas.
It's a great flick.
Okay.
Who backed the first guy who got outed?
Oh, what's his name?
Rock Hudson?
No, no, no.
Somebody...
The Hollywood 10?
Yeah.
The communism, you mean?
The communism.
He got one of them when that was all going on.
He was like, "This is ridiculous."
The guy wrote...
What is it?
Ben Hur?
Spartacus!
Whoever wrote Spartacus was in the Hollywood 10 and he said, "Put his name on
the fucking
credits."
And they were like, "We can't.
We can't.
He's blacklisted."
And he's like, "Put it on there."
So he got it on.
Wow.
Took some guts.
What happened to the guy after?
He got more work.
Wow.
But he was like, "Put the guy's name on there."
He wrote the fucking movie.
Ace and the whole great fucking...
Highly recommend to both you guys.
Facing the crowd was one of those where, yeah, it just shows how far charm
takes you, man.
Yeah.
And charm is bullshit.
Charm's a lie.
When you meet someone, they're like, "He's very charming.
Is he a good person?"
Right.
Right.
And it's so relevant because we've seen this with social media.
People go viral.
They go crazy.
They're all over the place.
And then you got to see their show and it sticks.
See them live.
God, he killed him.
And he was like on an 11, the whole movie.
Screaming, laughing.
Yeah.
He's funny.
It's like almost like got some Joker in it too.
Yes.
Yes.
It's really, really good.
I went on an Ilya Gazan wormhole after that.
I was just like Googling readings from Turkey, crazy stuff.
Came on a donkey with a sack on it.
I came on a donkey with a sack on it.
You've been a Juarez, huh?
Guys who were fighting over a cum joke.
Dude, yeah, that was like the age in Hollywood where all these great directors,
they just came to America.
Like there was a quote in the Orson Welles book about, I think it was Fritz
Lang who's, you know, made so many great movies.
But I think it was, I was pretty sure, look it up for sure.
I think it's Fritz Lang, Orson Welles Fritz Lang.
But he, he said to Goebbels, like you should be like, you know, our kind of not,
you know.
Minister of propaganda.
You should be our, yeah, you should make our movies basically.
And he was like, but I'm Jewish.
And he goes, I decide who's Jewish.
Whoa.
And Fritz Lang goes, it was that point that I realized I should leave Germany.
Came to America.
Wow.
Made the big heat, which is like a top five noir for me ever.
That's a fucking banger.
Have you never seen that one?
I decide who's Jewish.
I decide who's Jewish.
I decide who is a Jew.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
There we go.
It's kind of like make or break, like with cancel stuff.
Like, I decide if you'll be all right.
You know?
You can see, I'm trying to think of a good example of like Chris Brown, who,
you know, what I think did worse than Louie, but somehow he's allowed to be
okay.
Right.
So like we, we do kind of still do that.
We pick who should be in trouble.
There's like, you know, Diddy.
What he did is so fucking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's so funny that I saw, what's his name?
Uh, Mayor Adams was like, we're going to take away his key to the city.
I'm like, Ooh, hit him where it hurts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No more, no more fake key.
That's going to hurt.
So I heard a theory about the tape that was leaked.
The video and the video of him beating up his wife.
Yeah.
Cassie.
Um, the theory is, well, he, he actually paid for that tape.
He went to security and said $50,000.
I want that tape and they did it.
So it's been since 2016.
Was that like eight years?
No one's seen this.
The statue ran out.
Is that why?
No, that's what I thought.
But they said, well, there's only one copy of this tape and Diddy has it.
But the feds raided his homes and got all of his shit.
And so people are saying, oh, well, they really don't have anything on the sex
trafficking stuff.
But let's dirty him up a little bit and release this tape.
Ah, interesting.
Well, it's nice to have something concrete because we all keep hearing like
Bieber this.
Yes.
Meek Mill that.
And when he goes to an island, it's all up in the air.
And then you get the tape and you're like, we got something.
And that's why they would release that to say, oh, look, we weren't so wrong
about this guy.
He is bad.
There you go.
And it's weird how it happens, though.
Like, so they paid 50 grand.
Who do they pay?
Just some guy with security footage?
Yeah, probably a security guard.
I don't know.
Is it one person?
Is it the it's definitely not the hotel chain.
They wouldn't be that stupid.
Right.
I think it was the Intercontinental in L.A.
They wouldn't be.
I know that was my first thought.
I'm like, I'll never stay at the hotel.
And I was like, I kind of like a nice place.
They got they got the one in Chicago's got that Olympic pool.
Do you see that towel?
Yeah.
That really stayed on, didn't it?
It really did.
You know what?
I'll tell you this.
A fluffy towel.
Not just is that a wreck?
But a fucking thin towel is such a piece.
I said towel towel.
You know what I meant?
Yeah.
I used to live with a guy named Pauly.
Oh, yeah.
Jonathan Pauly.
But uh.
Towelie.
Towelie.
South Park.
The thin towel.
There's nothing worse.
Because you get out of the shower, especially in the winter when it's kind of
cold and you
just have a thin.
It's nothing.
Yeah.
You get nothing.
Yeah.
He almost made it to the elevator with that lady.
That would have been a little Ray Rice.
We've sampled before.
That's another hit.
Maybe this is the angle.
Another hit.
You want a towel to be like the opposite of a condom.
Oh.
The thicker.
Yes.
I like it.
I like it.
Nothing.
That's something.
Yeah.
I'm terrible.
We love you.
We still love you.
Man, he killed that.
But yeah.
The Ray Rice one.
Woo.
Wild.
CCTV.
Is this one worse though?
I mean, he drags her back to the room.
It's so fucking bad.
So bad.
And he did a towel.
And did you see the later footage where he throws a vase at her?
Woof, I didn't see that.
Oh, the vase is bad.
It's a glass vase.
And he just, he's sitting down and he throws it at her.
A vase in the crowd.
A vase in the crowd.
Ha ha.
Pull up the vase.
But yeah.
That was a wild video.
But yeah.
It's nice to have something concrete.
Enough with the rumors.
Yeah.
Have you seen this?
Kind of like OJ with the t-shirts.
They got them on the merch.
Not the, not the murder.
They interviewed Cameron.
Oh, I saw that on CNN.
Yeah.
He did what Mark and I do on these types of shows.
You didn't see this?
Mm-mm.
He just go to the end of it.
The end of it's where it's really funny when he just starts fucking with it.
Okay.
The world's colliding right here.
CNN and Cameron.
Cameron's, he always trolls.
Wow.
He went on O'Reilly and fucked with O'Reilly.
Oh, really?
Cameron's really funny.
Really?
He's really funny.
Do I know, what's a hit?
What's a Cameron hit?
Oh, welcome to New York City.
Oh, yeah.
Welcome to New York City.
Oh, you've heard.
Okay.
Oh, boy.
Oh, that's him.
That's fucking awesome.
Wow, that's big.
Hey, man.
He came on my sports show back in the day on MSG.
Mm-hmm.
He was a great guest.
Really?
He was, thank God he didn't do this shit to me because what are you going to do?
Yeah.
He's so knowledgeable about basketball and he was so fucking cool.
He was just like, he played along when I got a joke and he'd make jokes.
He was killer.
Wow.
I love that.
But he did not play this shit.
I don't support any of that trafficking.
No, go deeper.
Go further along.
Did you recognize that?
Over the anger?
So she asked.
When he plugs, when he plugs his, his.
Oh, his booty juice or whatever?
Yeah.
That's the best part.
Okay.
This line I really like.
She's like, do you recognize that Puff Daddy?
When you saw, that you saw in the video.
He was like, I mean, I saw him as him.
I recognized him.
I was like, no, that's not what I meant.
He's a funny guy.
I don't know what I said.
What do 