Name: Ep 188: Mini Us & Bodega Cat
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 188: Mini Us & Bodega Cat' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-15. Transcript available.

Ep 188: Mini Us & Bodega Cat

*music playing*
-Yo! -Yo, hey! We're here, we're doing it, we're back!
-I haven't seen you forever. -Yeah, it's been, what, it's been two and a half
weeks? Three weeks?
-Well, you were in Europe. -Yeah, then Austin for a while, then Europe, so it's
been a long haul.
-How long? I mean, I'll bet Austin, that was like a long week, right?
-That was a while, you know, you land, you go straight to Kill Tony, you meet
up with Ari, you black out,
you go to the mothership, then we do, uh... -You do an IV or no?
-No, we should start doing that. -Yeah.
-We should start doing that, but that city is, it's just, it's naughty in the
air, it's, there's evil in that town.
-It's, it's Ari. It's just Ari. -It's just Ari, yeah.
-No, I know what you mean though, it's like, it's such a comic-heavy town now
that when you land,
like, I'm doing that trip in like a week, and I'm like, oh, fuck, that's gonna,
I've never done Kill Tony.
-Oh, it's... -My first time doing it.
-You're gonna have a blast, just, just keep your head on a swivel,
'cause it's just cigarette smoke, and booze, and drugs, and girls in cowboy
boots, and 6th Street,
and, and there's like that, you know, that like New York pressure of like, hey,
you gotta be kind of appropriate, gotta be,
that's all gone. You land in Texas, and you're like, yee-haw! You're like, Yosemite
Sam, all of a sudden.
-Yeah, no, it looks fun. And how was, uh, Europe?
-I'm in love with Barcelona. -Yeah?
-I mean, we could do a whole episode on it, but it's like, it's so well run, it's
clean, the subways are on time,
people are pretty and thin, and, uh, the food is not bad for ya, we stayed on
the beach, you take a 10-minute subway into
the city, the city's beautiful, there's no litter, there's no graffiti, ah, the
paella, the sangria!
-Sangria! -Sangrias, we should do a sangria, if we haven't done one.
-That's true. -We should make the sangria together.
-Yes! -We could do that like, while we're talking, maybe we, we do a little
potion,
'cause those are fun, 'cause you can kind of freestyle those a little.
-Oh, yeah, it's a little of wine, a little of booze, some rum, some, uh, what
do you call those?
-Alligator tears. -What's that?
-Some pussy juice. No, I'm just going crazy here, I don't know.
-Eye of Newt. -Yeah.
-Yeah, but it's just like, banana peels, and, uh, it looks like Flint water,
you know, it's just got shit floating in it.
-Yeah, you feel the same way afterwards. That sangria hangover, that was like a
college drink for me,
'cause you get, you get that boxed wine cheap. -Yes.
-And it don't taste like boxed wine, whatever maestro's done mixing it up.
You throw a little OJ in there, triple sec, I don't know what else the hell you
put in there, but...
-Oh, yeah. -Tequila.
-Yeah, it's kind of like a Long Island iced tea that's classy.
It's like a four in Long Island. -It is, it is, yeah.
-It's a great drink, I had about a thousand of them.
-That next day hangover, all the sugar too?
-Brutal, red wine is always bad news, but I'll tell you this about Europe.
They're better than us in 90% of the ways, but you can't get a fucking drip
coffee.
-I know, what, a flat white? -Yeah, what the hell is that?
-Of a flat white. -That's my ex.
-Give me a fucking... -Sorry.
But yeah, give me a drip, just hit me one of these or the pitcher.
-It sounds so trashy. -You remember Richard Jenny's joke about how the French
had the croissant and we take it here, we go, give me a croissan-wich.
It's so fucking true. -That's so true.
-It's our way, we're used to it. We sound so uncultured right now.
-I know, but I got the Americano, I'm watching them pour water in it.
-I don't like them. -The whole thing stinks.
-You have a good drip. -Yes.
Man, there's nothing better on the road when you find that indie coffee shop.
-Oh, yeah. -You got the trans barista.
-Yes. -That's where every trans person goes.
That's their job, is the local artsy coffee shop.
-That's true. What is it about coffee that brings out the trans people?
-I don't know, but I think it's a warm community.
-Yes, yes, I think you're right. It's like readers and intellectuals.
That's true. -I love a good indie coffee shop.
-Me too. But they don't have drips.
Like, I went to a diner out there and you got to keep ordering coffee.
There's no pitcher. You can't get the hun, you know,
the diner waitress with the pencil in her hair going,
"How you doing, sugar? Need another refill? Top off? All gone."
-This is how we grew up, so this is what we want.
I'm the same way. I was in Rochester, New York last weekend.
Not exactly Europe. I fucking love it.
-It's a fun town. -There's a boxcar diner
called the Highland Park Diner. You been there, Matt?
-Yeah. -Great diner.
-Yeah, very good. -That's like a classic.
And any time I see a boxcar diner, my fucking dick perks up.
-Oh, I love it. -My nips are hard.
-Pull it up. -Oh, it's a great little spot.
And the waitress is just great.
They have that Jamaican coffee blend, which sounds awful, but it's great.
No, I'm into it. Come on.
Oh, yeah. Classic. Look at that.
-Whoa! -Doesn't that just...
You look at that and you're like, "This is where I want to go."
-This is perfect lunch. -You get that big fat omelet.
You get the hash browns. -Love it.
Great for a hangover.
You go in there, you get like an every-man breakfast,
and you just shit it all out in like 20 minutes.
Yeah, dude. I was a little hungover that first day, actually,
because I was giving out Bodega Cat shots.
And by the way, we're drinking Bodega Cat right now.
It's legal in New York. It's at the fucking cellar, the stand.
-Yeah! -Go to those clubs, order Bodega Cat.
-Hell yeah.
We're the old-fashioned. You order an old-fashioned,
the comedy cellar, it's with Bodega Cat.
-How cool is that? -And it's coming.
If you're in California, you're in, you know...
-Texas, Florida. -Texas, Florida, Georgia now.
-Kentucky? -Yeah, Kentucky.
-Yeah, yeah. -We're fucking cooking,
so get some Bodega Cat in the menu.
One state at a time. We're like weed.
Eventually, we'll be everywhere, you know?
And abortion.
But Highland Park Diner, Killer, and something about you.
-Yeah, you're right. Like the waitress, the diner waitress.
-Yeah. -Something about it.
It's America, baby.
And these Europeans, they cannot get on board.
They got all these fancy espresso machines and all this shit.
I'll take a Keurig over an Americano.
Well, this is also why their people are thinner than us.
-Yeah. -Because it's all about like small portions.
A little tiny espresso.
-Yeah. -The portions are just smaller over there.
-The gelato, the little spoon.
Well, you wonder why these French women are so thin.
And it's like, you know, they drink wine and eat cheese,
but they don't have a shitload of it.
-Exactly.
-And they smoke cigarettes all day to kill that appetite.
-And they're walking.
-And that's what keeps that body tight.
-Oh, yeah. I mean, I stayed at the beach and I was just like,
"Where are the fatties?"
I couldn't find them. They weren't anywhere.
-Yeah. -And I look out the window of this restaurant,
I see Michelle Wolf run by.
And I go, "Get the hell out of here."
-You just ran into Michelle Wolf in Barcelona?
-We were texting a little, but then I just happened to see her.
-It's like, it feels like a small town over there.
And, you know, she's running on the beach at like 7:30 at night.
The sun doesn't go down until like 11:00.
It's crazy.
Weather was perfect.
So I hit her up and I go to her room, killer room,
comedy club cafe or something.
I'm, oh, shit, Peter.
-She just lives in Spain.
-Lives in Spain.
I met her daughter, cute, cute as a button.
-So cute.
-And we hung out, we talked shit, we made fun of a few comics.
And then I did it.
Comedy Clubhouse, great room, killer, hot crowd.
-Damn, I wish I was popping into Spain on my Euro trip.
I don't have time.
-It's worth the look.
I mean, it's a beautiful city.
It's so well run.
Hey, Michelle Wolf sold out.
-Look at that.
Yeah, man, I'm so bummed.
So I get to the Burt Kreischer Fully Loaded Tour.
-Yeah.
-And the first thing I say is like, "Man, I wish Norman was here."
And Victoria, who's running everything, goes, "That's exactly what Norman said
when he showed up."
You know?
And I was like, because I feel like everyone had their other half.
-Big J and Soder, Bobby Lee.
-Chad Daniels and Kelsey Cook.
-Yes, exactly.
Bobby Lee and his boyfriend pillow, Tony Hinchcliffe, and I don't know.
-I don't know.
-His Corvette.
-Adam Ray.
-Adam Ray, there you go, they're buddies.
-You know, and I had Bobby Lee the first night.
We were hanging out the whole night.
Attell and I were hanging out.
But then I only had them for one night because Bobby fell off the top bunk and
broke his face.
-I heard.
-The best part is Bobby Lee is complaining.
And look, no one wants a top bunk, especially like, I'm tall.
I don't, I'm kind of like, I'm all right with it, but it's not my favorite.
-Yeah, it's the worst.
-We have that fear just rolling out.
-Yes, which he did.
And you got to pee.
We drink all night.
Then you finally get to bed.
You got to pee.
And now you're climbing down and then climbing back up.
I put my foot on Soter's face.
He came.
I mean, the whole thing was tough and it's like dark in there and the bus is jiggling.
That part sucks, but great fest.
-We had Dave Attell, you know, just wouldn't sleep on the bus.
So he's just chain smoking in the main area.
And he's like, I'll just wait till I get to the hotel.
It's like nine hours.
-I know.
-He's just hanging out.
Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
-He sleeps in the hotel all day.
The best part about the fest, the shows are great.
The crowds are great.
Bert hooks it up.
There's barbecue one day and the next day there's cheesesteaks.
And then there's deep sea fishing or whatever.
All kinds of crazy go-karts.
-He brings a trainer with him on board.
-Yes!
Shout out Larry.
That guy ruled.
And then, dude, we're doing ice bath.
Did you do the ice bath?
-I couldn't do it.
-I love it.
-Really?
-It's awesome.
It's like coffee.
You wake the fuck up.
-Ugh.
-I watched Canane do it, which I didn't expect him to do it.
-Yeah, Canane's a wild man.
-Yeah, but he also, I heard didn't used to hang,
hang, and he was like down to hang.
-Oh, good.
-He went, I went surfing with him.
-Whoa!
-I had a great, I'd never been, I'm a city hick.
I'm not going surfing.
-Yeah.
-I'd never done it.
It was great.
-Wow, not a ton of Jewish surfers out there, are there?
Is that a thing?
-Yeah, there's Moshe Greenberg, the famous Hawaiian.
No, I don't know.
-He's just scooping up locks.
Give me that white fish.
-He's fighting bears.
Come on, give me that.
-Yeah, good for Canane getting out.
It's such a great fest.
-Hold on, what was I going to say?
Bert hooks it up.
Oh, the best part was after the show,
we would all sit in a circle, smoke cigars,
and David Tell would tell us stories,
and Bert would counter with a story about, you know, Jay Moore,
and then David Tell's like, well, what about Robert Schimmel?
And all these, it was just a great, that was the highlight.
-Yeah, Jelly Roll showed up.
-Yes!
-That guy was fun as hell.
He brought the house down, holy shit.
-He's awesome.
Great guy, loves comedy.
He likes getting zinged.
That was fun.
And did you guys have that, who's that short guy, the country guy?
He's got a hat and long hair.
He might have showed up after you left.
-I don't think I was there for him.
-Hugely popular guy.
He's like a--
-Marcus King?
-That's it, Marcus King.
-Marcus King, yeah, I've heard he's amazing.
-He's, I watched a few videos.
The guy's a feeder.
-Yeah, yeah, I've listened to some.
-He wants to come on.
-Oh, yeah.
-Really?
-What is he, like 25?
He's super young, he's--
-Yeah, what I've heard is awesome.
-Yeah, he's great.
-But, and Burt was talking him up like crazy, but uh--
-Feels like country's back.
Like old school Merle Haggard country.
Not like, I want to talk about me.
You want to talk about my.
I want to talk about G-ba-bee-ba-boo.
What a Toby Keith bullshit.
That's the guy.
-We h