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Ep 195: Whiskey Business: Bodega Cat

Hey folks, here we are! We're here, we're queer, we got the Winchester, the
Winston Zedemore,
Wingus, MaxiPad with Wings, Wingosity, something else, TV show, remember that
on USA?
Wings.
With Tony Shalhoub and the other guy, Thomas Hayden Church.
I used to love that show.
Yeah, man.
That was about an airport in Cape Cod.
I never watched it, I remember it.
Oh, I watched a lot of USA, remember USA? Up all night.
No.
With Rhonda Shearer, oh man, she was hot.
Damn.
Did a lot of TV.
Oh, Steven Weber, yeah.
Steven Weber.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, and there was the hot guy, Tim Daly.
Oh yeah.
Yes.
He's kind of, he's like still a hottie.
Oh yeah.
He's like 70.
I know, real dilf.
The amount of puss he probably got off of this horrific show is mind boggling.
Look at that, all white cast.
Is that Penn from Penn and Teller?
No.
What was that?
I can't see.
My eyes suck.
Mr. Belvedere, I think.
I don't know.
I can't keep up.
The 90s.
My dad plopped me in front of a TV and said, don't talk to me.
That's the American way.
Yeah.
I got a lot of this.
I'd go, dad, you're not going to believe what happened at school.
He would go.
And you know, as a retarded nine-year-old, you're like, all right.
He caught my attention.
It's no different now except it's a fucking iPad or something.
Good point.
Good point.
I'm listening to this Jonathan Haidt.
You hear about this guy?
No.
He's a NYU professor.
He's like cracking down on phones.
He's like, phones are ruining our youth.
We got to stop the social media.
Highly recommend this guy.
But I listened to a podcast with him and there he is.
And he's just, he's making some great points.
Looks like Epstein.
Well, he's a New York Jew, but he's, look at all these books he's written.
The Anxious Generation, Friends with Seinfeld.
All right.
Mm-hmm.
You should use it as an icebreaker.
I thought about that.
I thought about going, hey, Jerry, you heard this pod yet?
Oh, yeah.
Well, Bodega Cat.
Hey, hey.
Nice and early.
It's 8 a.m. over here in New York.
Did you drink hard this weekend?
I did, yeah.
And by the way, that guy I wreck, Jonathan Haidt?
Yeah, I'll wreck Haidt.
Yeah, good guy, good writer.
He's got great points.
Where were you drinking?
I had a spot in Richmond.
Do you hit Purley's?
I forgot about Purley's.
Oh, sorry, Wingus.
Don't wake the dead.
Me and Chris Allen were driving from Richmond to Greensboro.
We're like two hours in.
We're like, we forgot to go to Purley's.
He likes Purley's?
He loves Purley's.
He lives in D.C., so he knows the area.
God, Purley's fucking rules.
So good.
I've been before.
Loved it.
Flight canceled.
Had to get another flight with a connection.
We had to push the show an hour late.
Brutal.
Animals.
Delta.
What are you doing out there?
Delta's killing us.
I know.
They were the number one.
Yeah.
They were the best.
They always fall sooner or later.
Yeah, I got loaded.
I was in a casino gig with Chrissy D., Nemesh, Rachel.
Nemesh stays downtown.
He wants to be in a cool park.
Chris and I are like, yeah, we'll do the casino or whatever.
What city?
We're in Pryor Lake, Minnesota.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's a decent casino.
I was going to say cool.
It's fine.
Mystic Lake Casino.
Okay.
You know that one.
I've heard that.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We do that.
We do a gig.
Great crowd.
Nemesh was like, you got to come for this chicken.
We look on Uber.
We're like 35 minutes away.
It's like 10.30.
We're riffing on stage.
He's like, I got a reservation.
We're like, ah.
You're staying in the casino, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So I was like, fuck that.
And Chris has his whole family with him.
His daughter's fucking hilarious.
Oh, yeah.
She's really fucking.
We're at the airport.
Chris goes, look, it's Sam.
She goes, ugh.
He goes, ugh.
Is Nemesh going to be here too?
Oh, man.
I did his podcast at his house, and his daughter walked in.
The Frame, we're all on mic, and she goes, who's that?
Pointing at some guy on TV.
She goes, he looks like an asshole.
Oh, yeah.
We lost it.
She's been around a comedian too much.
Yes.
To the point that she now insults me nonstop, and I was like, does your kid
hate me?
She's like, no.
She's like, it's like your term of endearment.
Yeah, she's riffing.
She thinks she's Rickles.
She's like nine years old.
She's like, look at this ugly guy.
I'm like, she's like, because I look bad.
She goes, look at your teeth.
What's wrong with your teeth?
Jesus Christ.
I was like, oh, you know.
You got nice teeth.
I just got them whitened.
Thanks for noticing.
Yeah, but she's hilarious.
And then we end up in D.C.
We end up at, we end up just going to this place, Shaw's Crab House.
I go there every time I'm in Chicago.
That's right up my anal.
I don't even know what it is, but I'm in.
Vieter found it originally.
Yes.
It's a Gary doesn't miss find.
Vieter can find crabs.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, he finds them.
And every time I'm in one of these places, I think of that Richard Jenny joke
with the
lobsters in the tank.
Oh, so good.
They all have that look on their face, like, any word from the governor?
Such a good bit.
So good.
But yeah, we get loaded there.
Wow.
You know, his partner's with us, Jazz, you know.
Oh, yeah.
She's a good-looking lady.
At one point, one flight, she walks by in yoga pants and bends over, and Chris,
like, points
to his wife's butt, like, check this.
She does have quite the rump.
I used to follow her on Instagram.
I stopped.
Are you unfollowed?
Well, you get married.
You don't want to.
Your wife sees who you follow?
I don't want to be looking at another guy, a friend of mine's wife, while I'm
married.
But when you're single, it's okay to look at his girlfriend?
Yeah, I'd say so.
It's always weird is when you follow the ex, and then they break up, and you're
like, oh,
cool, that chick that ruined my friend's life got into yoga, I guess.
That's nice.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, we're at dinner.
We're getting loaded.
It starts with just, like, a round of martinis.
Then we felt like we were in Mad Men.
It was like, another round of martinis.
I was like, what the hell?
No stopping now.
We start getting loaded, and he's like, another round.
I'm like, all right, another round.
Wow.
We just keep doing them.
We keep throwing them down, and then-
Booze and crabs, too.
What a fun night.
Cracking them open.
You got the bib on, the cocktail.
That's the best.
Good sushi there, too.
Everything's good there, man.
Get some, the kids get their mac and cheese.
It's killer.
It's got, like, a PJ Clarks type of vibe.
Love it.
The seafood and the good martinis.
So then Chris was like, let's go on a architecture tour.
I'm, like, looking at my, I'm like, all right.
At this hour?
It's, like, nine.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm like, he's like, come on.
The kids will be into it.
The kids are, like, passed out, too, you know?
Yeah.
We get on the boat.
It's, like, one of those things.
Boat?
Yeah, yeah.
It's, like, a river tour.
Whoa.
So we get on the boat, and it's a woman leading this, and it's a woman, like,
it's her show.
So she's, like, making jokes.
Uh-huh.
And, you know, not great, but she's, like, no talking while I'm talking, no
TikToks open,
and I'm like, did we just get hammered, and now we just have to, like, look at
each other
in silence?
The kids are passed out on Chris.
We're just, like, looking at each other, like, oh, all right.
Wow.
I can't believe you went on the boat at night.
Jazz apparently got sick from the oysters.
Oh!
I will say I had fucking some mean diarrhea.
Yeah.
You know when you try to hit the gym the next day, and you're, like, and you're,
like,
I'm going to hit the gym.
I left twice to take a shit.
Wow.
It was bad.
Damn.
And then I had to go do Pardon My Take in Chicago.
Woo!
They'd have you do the gauntlet, that thing where it's, like, an athletic
challenge.
Let's just say my time was not good.
And it sucks when you're, like, well, I do have diarrhea, and I'm hungover, and
they're,
like, no excuses.
You're, like, no excuses.
Yeah.
Well, that's a bad combo.
Seafood, booze, seasick.
That's a rough thing on the stomach there.
Yeah.
That is hard.
But you made it.
You showed up.
It's a lot.
We were bombed.
We were both singing that song from all that jazz.
I think I'm going to die.
People are like, what the fuck's wrong with these people?
And shout out to the kids for hanging in there.
Most kids go to bed at, like, 6 p.m.
These kids are on a riverboat.
They were out cold.
Okay.
Yeah.
Just out on a boat?
Yeah.
That's wild.
Good life.
They live a good life.
Those tour guides, they always try to be funny.
They always try to riff because they have no competition.
Because it's crazy.
I think Tim Dillon was a tour guide.
He was probably funny.
He's up on the double-decker like, ah, then Masad owns this house.
He probably got discovered.
Yeah.
There we are.
Look at us.
Wow.
That's great.
Yeah, we had a few of those.
No Rachel?
She was in, no, we, Chris just happened to go to Chicago with his family.
Oh, oh, okay.
So I was there afterwards to do part of my take.
Got it.
Because it's not far from Minnesota.
No, we were in Minnesota together.
Got it.
Yeah, we were hanging in Minnesota.
We were throwing back some Manhattans.
Woo!
It's one of those weird, like, we can't get you alcohol.
Yeah, what is that?
One of those weird casinos.
I don't know.
Dry, weird.
He was like, the Wachachiti people.
I'm like, of course.
Yes.
The Wachachiti.
Some spirit reason.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Every Native American I've met is shithoused.
Yeah.
So what the hell?
Come on.
Yeah, but they're allowed to, but they don't let the others.
Ah, yeah, that's true.
Maybe it's bad for the entertainment.
I don't know.
That makes sense.
There was one comic who came in and ruined that shit.
That's true.
If you go to a comedy club, they're like, Vic Henley was here in 97.
He had six bottles of Patron.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh, cool, so now we have to pay for it, you know?
And then you do the gig, and they're like, we'll get you a vodka soda, and they
give it
to you in a sippy cup with a lid and a squirrely straw.
You're like, what is this?
They give Vita an even smaller one.
One time I did a gig at the Miami Improv.
Are you doing that soon?
I did it a couple weeks ago.
Okay.
I love that room.
It's a great room.
Staff is awesome.
Great staff.
Shout out Justin, Melissa.
Awesome.
The best.
They bought me New Balances once, just to be nice.
That's, what's his name?
Komen.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
They were a little too flashy.
I've never worn them.
I want to see them.
And they're purple and neon.
Purple?
They're super cool, but I feel guilty.
I've never worn them, but they did such a nice gesture.
Yo, these are the New Balances grimaces right here.
I'll pick these out.
We got the Barneys.
So, they pick you up in a limo.
It's like the 80s.
They pick you up in a limo and there's some cool Hispanic guy with aviators on.
He's like, yo, S.A., what you getting into tonight?
I'm like, ah, you know, you're hungover from the flight.
I'm like, ah, you know, whatever, whatever the town brings me.
He goes, you need Coke?
You need whores?
I got you.
And I'm like, oh, and I was like, who else did you get some whores for?
And he goes, John Panette.
Wow.
Apparently, Panette would ask for a bottle of tequila when he landed, some blow,
and then
hookers at night.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
That guy had an appetite for a lot, I guess.
Yeah.
Blowing to be eating that much is weird.
Crazy.
That ain't good.
Farley, too.
Farley was a big blow guy.
That's right.
Yeah, when you're fat and you do blow, your heart is like, what are you doing
to me?
I know.
Why are you doing this?
Yeah.
But it's all those fat dudes.
I was watching a Babe Ruth doc, and it's pretty bad.
It's on Max.
Yeah.
I mean, he's amazing.
It is funny that there's just no black people playing.
They're like, this is the greatest athlete I've ever seen.
I'm like, not one black Dominican.
He didn't have to go against any of the, you know, there's some Negro Leagues
guys putting
up some crazy numbers.
Sure.
But, you know, he was amazing.
There's no denying Babe Ruth was amazing.
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