Name: Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-16. Transcript available.

Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)

oh yeah and we're off the sound of domestic abuse here we are cheers boys
cheers boys
thanks for having to be back i'm rex back in the building hi baby this the
third one i did
third one i think it is holy wow you had a solo then you had a halloween and
now here
yeah halloween was a classic oh we got the picture of it right there we got simon
in the
oh yeah where the cartoon oh yeah and we're the ambiguously oh man that's so
which i think put
us on robert smiegel's radar that's right you got to get him back on with the
insult dog versus winnie
oh triumph versus winnie i got to just work with smiegel recently he reached
out which was such an
honor to do a live adam sandler song because adam wouldn't couldn't do it or it
was too big to do it
and i performed one of his rap songs with smiegel doing triumph back and forth
and i'd like memorized
the song we did it live at uh what was the place in la the comedy place uh
store no like
improv comedy magic club the one on la cienega anyway laugh factory nah it's
like a place they do live
shows anyway dynasty typewriter i got to perform with triumph oh that was
fucking cool all right
yeah yeah i'm a huge fan for me to poop on yeah he's that was i mean smiegel's
a man dude yeah that
was cool i don't know if you could do half of his uh i mean he would just go
call everybody a virgin
at comic-con yeah he could do it all right he's still doing it oh good okay
yeah he's still doing
it a lot of fat he did it we did it yeah it's great big fan don't you ever want
to see some
shit you can't do is it jumbo the clown what's that oh don't even pull it up i
mean really i might
have the name wrong but he was just like an offensive clown you want to see
some shit you really can't do
john wayne gacy the clown that guy that guy was doing some cutting edge shit oh
yeah
were you wait you guys aren't was john wayne gacy was that the 70s yukko the
clown who was he
that new york murderer when was it he was 80s that's back when serial killers
were sexy like
i don't know if he was sexy they could get away with oh he wasn't sexy you're
right who was the
hot one that murdered people ted bundy people ted bundy yes oh yeah he's like
overrated kind of
yeah for a killer he's hot for a killer he's attractive i guess and he did his
own court case
which is kind of sexy yeah oh well he was his own uh lawyer yeah if unhinge is
your type he had a
thing going right right and he escaped from prison pretty impressive crafty i
like him wait he escaped
from prison oh yeah yeah holy shit but they got him yeah by the way like he was
in the woods or
something he was so good he could just charm you yeah he's he's in like a
prison outfit he's like
no that's not me yeah these aren't the droids you're looking for when people
lie okay when people
lie to your face that convincingly you're just like maybe i'm crazy yeah yeah
yeah yeah and there
was no google so like he would just kill a bunch of people in utah and then
take a bus to florida
and he was just back uh back on the scene and what's his name right there who's
the one that
sex zombies that guy uh who's that damer damer's kind of looks like a leading
man in that picture oh yeah
i can see it yeah my damer joke the show did you watch the show on netflix no
oh it's pretty good
it's pretty well done super creepy but uh it's set in the 80s so at one point
they bring jeffrey
damer's dad into the police station they're like we got crazy news your son is
gay he's a serial
killer and he's a cannibal and the dad's like he's gay i had a ted bundy one i
think about how in the
doc they were like the cop came on he was like uh that guy's problem he was a
narcissist i was like
that was his only problem yeah you know you know bin laden's problem never
punctual never uh always
late no but it's it's uh those serial killer docs man they're did you watch the
pete rose one yet no
tonight i'm watching it why what's uh it's all about the gambling how he fixed
everything and just he's
a fucking lunatic but he's so for kind of a neanderthal meathead just
unbelievable hitter he's
he's it's a fascinating story charming did they allow him back into the hall of
fame what's the end
result no it is funny that they're like he's not in for gambling like well he
did fuck a minor too
like just use the minor and you don't sound as bad minor league yeah because ty
cobb i think pushed
his wife down a flight of stairs yeah and and they're like you know he's in at
a certain point you know
well his wife was of age he pushed her so it was fine uh what what is it now
what is it with serial
killers in the three names is it because we identify them as three names or is
it just a coincidence
you got to find this comic because he had a great bit on it i forgot his name
and i think oh he had
the bit about how uh they use the three names he goes and i think it's because
they're in a lot of
trouble oh yeah the mom yeah that's funny thomas matthew crooks get down here i
gotta find his names i
want to i want to credit him too we got as you can find that that was scary
that's a good that's such a
good angle we need a new serial killer or like a mash it's been a while right i
feel like we need
something to i bet we've had them but we just don't know it there's so many
they kind of go into the
radar now i saw this thing recently about the uh there's like a fbi case they're
doing a thing on
there's so many serial killers that are truckers because they can just drive
around and kill someone
and that there's a bunch out right now that they're like got a tail on or
whatever they call it where
they and there's a bunch of serial killers who are truck drivers who just do it
all around the
country and they're hard to get yeah that's crazy they're listening to our
podcast yeah pause they
strangle a hooker they get back in the car i know they need pods for the long
drive that's true
pop on us a little rogan yeah kill tony hey theo vaughn's got trump
kill the hooker kill tony uh so yeah we uh we were just talking about theo
getting trump on that's
a pretty crazy thing that's crazy i mean what the fuck and then i was saying uh
we were talking about
this before you got here i don't trust people who don't laugh have you ever
heard trump laugh
this is a brilliant observation i've never heard him what's his laugh sound
like and and
it's weird yeah he doesn't laugh i'm trying to picture it yeah i can't do it he
doesn't laugh
you gotta pull up the clip of artie lang and howard stern uh i think he's on
seth myers telling the
story already but it's like uh it's the story of roasting trump and how he like
kind of couldn't
take it oh yeah yeah it's really oh yeah he's just sitting there like this he's
like i'm gonna become
the president now like yeah roasted in the audience when uh it was like obama
was roasting him right
yeah he didn't like that either where is he uh yeah i don't know where this
might be it
we have thousands of hours of footage of him from over decades and i can't you
know i think you got
it already lying rest in peace he's alive oh yeah i love i saw his sister the
other night and i i hope
we we can get him back on at some point i'd love to get one he's the best i
love him
i'm about to cure my hair uh i have a wall spot stuff yeah go go forward and
tell the trump
tell him some of the jokes this is it he uh he do to make me tell the joke in a
tiny little area
where he feel trapped right so uh yeah trump goes arty was the best he was the
funniest he was the
funniest and then how did he tell the joke and then uh i was a loser and this
is
i don't know how we have video evidence of this because it's so fascinating to
watch how quickly
his opinion changes on you let's take a look what was your best joke go ahead
he was the funniest
and let me hear two of the jokes you know there's talk about uh some donald
financial problems in
atlantic city and i said that donald took his uh daughter uh for a drive
through atlantic city
and said someday honey your name will be at the top of all these buildings that's
if you marry a guy
named borgata he had to bring this crap up no you brought it up he was terrible
he was terrible he did a lousy job i'm a loyal person right i was nice to this
guy
he comes and hits me wait a second though it's a joke i don't care i don't take
joke
there you go there you go that's a great fucking clip though isn't it i think
of that every time
and he got roasted on comedy central too why do you keep agreeing to roast yeah
yeah and to be fair
i haven't heard biden laugh either yeah yeah but to laugh you really have to
know what's going on
that's true yeah that's true he's just not right right right right right right
right now kamala
i've only heard laugh yeah i've never heard her she laughs too much yeah yeah
yeah forced laugh i don't
know somebody said she's a wine mom which is a perfect you know like she's she's
laughing too much
and then she won't talk later because she's too drunk somebody nailed it i can't
remember who that was
bodega cat baby oh dude we're the new contract coming soon we i mean we have it
already i think
but we had a shipping issue today but bodega cat we're doing it man it's weird
how shipments are on
land and cargos at sea just a little oh i never thought of that holy wow that's
good some dyslexic
like brain droppings yeah that's the new car parkway yeah right right right you
drive on a
parkway you park in a driveway and i was sending you guys on our text thread
those like the origin of
the uh epidemiologist with the epitome the uh epitet the epititis epidermis
epidermis what's the
word for the origin of words etymology etymology of all the terms from england
of like you know
flash in the pan or yeah yeah that instagram page norman turned me on to that
guy cody cody tugger
who's that he's oh he played him before he just he just is like he'll tell you
the origin of
words like that on and that shit's fascinating he's all comes from england like
prison england
yeah a lot of war stuff a lot of nautical stuff yeah man break the ice break
that what was oh
that's when a ship show up with the cargo and they they gotta break the ice to
get them in because
they're like finally some more supplies break the ice let those fuckers drop
those diapers off yeah
it started with uh pushing the envelope is how we started with it wait what's
that i freak i sent
it to you guys it's it's out there somewhere you want to find pushing i think
it was something with
airplanes like the pilot had to push the envelope to with the oh that's right
in it to this boss or
something what is this here oh i thought it was the yolk the yolk was the i
love how google's now ai
right oh yeah i know right and this is a good flavor holy shit i've been eating
i ate half that
all right i'm gonna have one this is like a version of the old because i said i
like all dress is that
why you did you fucking what a thought you considerate motherfucker matt clancy's
all dress is my
favorite potato chip winnie you can't have any you know in europe you go to
those they've got those
crazy chips in europe flavors in asia oh yeah tomato crisps oh yeah that's yeah
you guys like europe
that welcome to my podcast i'm going when did this come out what a stupid you
guys like europe
i'm going in three days where you going london oh that's europe uh where else
am i go belfast
dublin paris amsterdam copenhagen europe oslo and stockholm that's europe shows
in all of them baby
that's oh amazing dude that's great yeah i can't wait yeah yeah that was a hot
ticket that was tough
you got one i literally i i did i couldn't get tickets it's sold out i'm like
sold out six what
is this fucking taylor swift it's insane i'm having to call in favors to get
into the anne frank
house yeah so i i put an instagram stories i'm like didn't know it was such a
hot ticket any help
would be appreciated the jewish mafia starts hitting me up jessica seinfeld's
like let me know what i
can do to help schumer dms me like all these jews are lik