Name: Ep 198: Dan Le Batard
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 198: Dan Le Batard' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-23. Transcript available.

Ep 198: Dan Le Batard

and we're here hey we're here and it's happy birthday
time i know but it's we're backlogging so it's it's my birthday but it's by the
time this comes
out it's your birthday it's a good point the dual birthday dual birthday and 9
11 and christmas and
hanukkah this is crazy look at that who sent us this what's the other side wow
winnie is it this
lady who did it it's like the lady who comes with the wallet yeah that's the
photo yeah what's the
card say wow that's a beautiful rendering of the winster okay let's see winthorpe
say hi sam mark
and the we might be drunk pod thank you for the share of my little sketch of
winnie here's the
original sketch sorry about the other side on on the back the sketch i use
every inch of paper to
save money all right whoa every inch does count we might be drunk is one of my
go-to pods to listen
to and it would be amazing to see the sketch in the studio and if you want to
give me a sneaky
shout out that'd be amazing my name is glenn my insta is glink tattoo glink uh
g-l-i-n-k
tattoo okay at glink tattoo and if you're wondering what the hell is glink it's
a plan of words with my
name glenn and ang all right we got it uh here we're writing a script for a
movie do you have any
advice on writing a script or pilot i'd say what listen to the churning
episodes because they
actually made a movie yeah mark and i are still working on it but uh i heard we
got some buzz yeah
this is this is amazing wow well done look at that that's beautiful a lot of
wasted space there
huh for somebody who doesn't like to waste paper we got a lot of negative uh
white she got the neck
rolls perfectly oh very nice and the one eye i feel a little perturbed by the
bottom half this guy's
using disappearing glink
we're gonna start setting that up for happening i came bearing gifts too oh
shit whoa man that was
like uh gina davis and league of the renal
yes well yeah yes chief chef oh yes chef already buco that's great hilarious
shirt that's great
my gifts in the car and uh your presence is your presence hey i like that i don't
know we have
here what the hell's going on open it up crumble what the fuck yeah the most
coveted cookie in new
york city baby what uh a cookie for the cookie uh hey uh should we make a
cocktail we got this new
bodega cat bottle look at that bottle folks strong as an ox tall as the day is
long side by side this
looks like the movie twins look at that shit this is great i'm so happy with
this new look it's that's
a beautiful bottle we had a couple of bars say hey we like it but the bottle
isn't really
pop and we we popped just pops cherry i like that yeah it's like a more of a
peachy
that's money color yeah and the shape too the shape it's yeah dude it's like a
1920s suit yes
yes yeah it's fucking i love it dude yeah let's love it let's drink are we
doing a cocktail do you have
ice matt he got it right there oh you're the man hell yeah man now dog finding
forester oh yeah
welcome to the rock are we gonna break into this crumble or what yeah i'll have
a bite what the
hell should we do uh what cocktail i mean i feel like it's never a bad day for
a boulevardier
what do you think mark what do you want no that that works sold sold on the
bullet is there anything
else peanut butter sorry everybody what do we got you put peanut butter on a
guy's ass i'll eat it
really guy who's excited i love peanut butter what's this uh tincture it's a
little hangover thing oh you
hungover yeah what happened give me everything just i mean it wasn't bad but i
was just it's more the
lack of sleep than the drinking but i had a few negrons at the cellar nothing
wrong with that a few
negronis should we do uh are you having a drink too or no oh whoa whoa oh you're
talking about cookies
right ah which one did you which one are you eating mark i'm having the peanut
butter and it's fantastic
what the hell is this shit peanut butter with like a vanilla drizzle what about
this shit there that's
crazy that looks like a chunk chocolate chip with macadamia this is great
podcast i'm like and what's
this cookie explain this cookie to me mark oh yeah the peanut butter is uh the
tits i got a few uh
negronis last night on my set really buffs that no i'm just kidding but working
on some new oh so i did
red bank new jersey yeah unbelievable him hidden gem i don't know how i didn't
know about this room
great town great theater great crowd did a little meet and greet after a guy
goes hey i just saw sam
at the stress factory and i hightailed it over to you tonight oh fun holy
should we might be drunk jersey
night the drunks are out the jersey boys yes i love it dude so yeah that was
fun damn i love that how was
the stress factory uh great really great it's a great club smallest green room
in the business
that's true but uh it's good yeah was uh vinnie there he wasn't oh i lucked out
his uncle died so i'd
have to see him but uh his uncle lucked out too i'm sorry about your uncle vinnie
thanks for having
me at the club again it was a great time yeah my uncle vinnie god it's uh it's
a great club oh yeah
that's what chris rock goes to work out is it man i just i just got to walk
with him for a while
because we just went at a uh at a screening for a movie and we were walking a
few you know a decent
amount of blocks together and like holy shit like we get stopped occasionally
yeah when you're walking
with someone that famous you're like holy shit yeah even if they notice you
they don't give a
shit no they're like oh yeah oh holy shit that one's better right there right
it's kind of like
uh an attractive girl and then a smoke show yeah a smoke show is great an
attractive girl is great but
when an attractive girl is next to a smoke show she looks like salacuse i'm a
10 at the stress factory
in manhattan i'm like a six right right yeah um i never got one girls back in
my tinder days
there would be a girl tindering and to get the photos and she would be with all
her hot friends
and i'm like every one of your friends is hotter than you what are you doing to
me why would you
advertise this it's johnny fish our buddies have a great joke about this i'm
the one on the right
who's the one on the left exactly so yeah strange move maybe she's like i'll
blend in with them
maybe a little i'll rub off some hotness i don't know i it's a camouflage move
uh the camo ain't
working no yeah it's probably good it means she has a low self-esteem she's she's
in the hot group
with low self-esteem well okay you're going the wounded gazelle route i think i
think it's incorrect
actually man i think she thinks she blends in and thinks we're not going to
notice oh that's all we
notice as men we're shallow yeah it's a boy it's a shallow app mark it's a
picture yeah that's true
shallow app good uh good gwyneth beltrow film
well you look back at that movie that does not hold up uh to the scruples of
today yeah
i mean that was kind of dicey then that's true it's it's their only movie where
the main guy is not
likable yeah they're good at making the characters likable you didn't think he
was likable man not
really i mean it's shallow hell yeah good point good point well he they put jason
alexander in it to
somehow soften the blow of shell howl and it helped a little because alexander
was a real
sleazeball in that and he had a tail for some reason remember the members only
jacket the the toupee
it is weird that like they go so hard to make i guess when you make the other
guy a bigger
asshole you're kind of like i get i watched this movie i'd never seen over the
weekend
called uh carnal knowledge oh yeah i've seen that it's been a while but yeah
yeah never seen it
it's good but it's like hot yeah nicholson is just a poonhound in that movie oh
yeah prime
jack nicholson just being like all he cares about his pussy yeah and uh not a
great not a great guy
yep but how's that end again you really want me to do this yeah give it to me
they all they every 10 years it just gets worse for them basically and by the
end it's garfunkel
he's dating like a 17 year old yeah like some of this you see now and you're
like
that's kind of rough i mean that's the whole plot of manhattan right he's
dating that young broad
and they don't end up together oh yeah that's the sad part well she had to
graduate
good to go up to college that's really it he's like bummed she's going abroad
or something that's
right and he's like what the fuck and it's like yeah you didn't you didn't see
an end in sight here
yeah it's a tough one how does leon ducaprio do it because he won't date anyone
over 25.
because he cares about the environment maybe gives him an out he's that famous
i don't know what it
is why does he why does he i guess he does get some shit yeah no he gets shit
but how does he know
does he must go hey i'm leo when's your birthday like he must get that early
because what if she's
25 and a week away from 26. i think he's got a guy doing like background checks
at a party it's like
the way you know de niro and heat had john voight and he was like where's it
where's the guy staying
in the hotel room i think dicaprio's got a guy who's like uh 8 uh 25 99 and he's
like too old
ah it doesn't work funny it's funny usually guys like what's their measurements
he's like
what's their day month and year see a scorpio do i stir with i'm gonna stir
with this thing right
here sorry sponsor what's that called smoke if you got them uh pipe pipe am i
going to electrocute
myself what's it fume get yourself a fume folks great drink sprinter sprinter
whoa look at that cube too big wow there we go
boy cookies are unbelievable uh who gave us those cookies matt hey nice one
thank you matt
carnal knowledge look at that you already pulled out yeah wow happy birthday oh
yeah this has been
coming out for mark's birthday so your birthday to good health with you guys i
always say i can tell
how much i like a guy by how little he celebrates his birthday i hate it you
get a guy it's my birthday
week everybody buckle up we're going horseback ride you wouldn't be getting
dinner if it's not for
vitor he's like what are you doing tuesday i'm like all right i'll fucking i
feel like you wouldn't
eat on the road if it weren't for vitor like you wouldn't be going out at all
there were a lot
of hotel lobby apples before gary came along no he did he wants the finest and
it's like it turns
it's fun when it's with someone else i if i were alone going to a fancy
restaurant doesn't do much
for me my only but occasionally on the road i do love finding a cool hotel bar
getting a manhattan
love it and a beef tartare and just getting shit faced that's like my go-to
order if i'm like
if i'm solo on the road but like yeah i mean it's also like when you're a young
comic you're just like
let me see how how little i can spend man we are different people i'm like i'll
get a case of jim
beam and a taco bell you don't need taco no i'm joking but i'm not that six
pack i'm not doing tartare
at a bar alone with a with a manhattan that's i fucking i fucking romanticize
it yeah you're bogart
over here hell yeah dude play it again sam tell us about this dinner who's
coming oh it's a packed house
we'll see yeah i don't know everybody i think i know most of the people but i
thought it was a surprise
so when veder's like i talked to sam but i'm like what you told him i thought
we were gonna
this is for veder more than it is for me yeah we're gonna push this on veder
here's the thing i
they surprised me last year so i was like they're not gonna get me again
because i've never done these
things i'm not a birthday guy so i've never i thought my girlfriend was just
taking me out she's
like oh let's go to this restaurant it's really cool i was like i don't want to
go out she's just
go to this fucking restaurant i was like nah i'm good she's like i need to go
to the i was like all
right fine we'll go to you so of course i show up in like a bad mood i'm like
fucking oh and then i'm
like why the hell is sal vulcano here you know just like lo