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Ep 200: Brian Regan & Woodford Reserve

It's just been told to us that this is episode 200,
so thank you guys for coming with us on this journey here.
Hey, we made it.
Same age as Biden.
All right.
200.
Hear, hear.
Not bad.
It looks like we got a gift here from the It's Always Sunny guys.
Whoa.
How about that?
Four walls, whiskey, which means, hey, Mark, Sam, and Matthew,
we got a little note.
This looks like a long note.
Holy shit.
Wow, Jesus Christ.
What is that?
The declaration?
Congratulations on Bodega Cat.
Looking forward to talking whiskey one of these days soon on the pod
or at the bar.
Cheers from four walls.
Very nice.
From the desk of Rob, Glenn, and Charlie.
Wow.
Very cool.
Yeah, we got a little cig from the boys here.
Hey.
So, yeah, exciting.
We'll put this in the bar and fuck it.
We'll try it.
Can't wait to give it a shot here.
Ooh, that's a good looking whiskey there.
Thanks.
It's Always Sunny guys.
Four walls, whiskey.
And you guys got to come drink some Bodega Cat.
You got that right.
Do we have other gifts here?
We got a little video first from some of our fans.
Oh, some fans.
Oh, I recognize this fan.
Oh, wow.
Look at this.
Hey, Mark and Sam.
Happy 200 episodes.
You come guzzling Nazis.
I'm so happy I got to be on your show.
I'm not one of the only regulars, baby.
So, thanks for having me on We Might Be Drunk.
Hey, and I hope you guys burn in hell.
Yeah.
Hey, Sam.
Hey, Mark.
That's my air conditioner in the background.
I should shut that off, but I'm not going to do that.
Happy 200th episode.
And, yeah, not much more I can say.
I mean, it's not that they can do.
Good energy.
What's up, Bodega Cats?
This is former guest and former friend, let's be honest, Joe DeRosa.
I'm just here to wish you congrats on 200 episodes of They Might Be Drunk.
I've got to be honest.
I thought it was about 478 at this point, but it's only been 200, which means
there are a lot more to go.
But I've got to be honest.
For a drinking podcast, 200 is a landmark.
I don't think you are drunk.
I don't think you're drinking enough.
You sound a bit too motivated.
He's got a point.
A drinking podcast, you know, you hit about 16 eps, and then you say, what do
you say we celebrate?
We did enough.
Anyway, guys, look, I've made enough ha-ha's here.
This is like one of his bits.
I love you both.
Congrats, Sam and Mark and the crew, Salakews, and everybody else.
We might be drunk.
I definitely am right now.
Matt Peters.
Hey, Sam and Mark.
Congratulations on 200 episodes.
I'm sure every other comedian has thought of something funny to say.
I have not.
So I just wanted to say congratulations.
I'm trying to be genuine.
And, yeah, see you around.
Sam, I'll see you.
I'll go upstairs and see you now.
Oh, neighbor.
Yeah, I'm taking a serious shit.
And that is not going to stop me from congratulating Mark and Sam.
I actually heard it hit the water.
We might be drunk on the 200th episode of We Might Be Drunk.
Fuck, I love you guys, man.
Congrats.
Oh, wow.
I never thought I'd do that.
Oh, I'm in the background.
I've been on the podcast five different times and they're the best five
episodes they've ever done.
He has no idea I'm doing this.
Congratulations, boys.
I had no idea.
Mark, Sam, the We Might Be Drunk family.
I just want to say congratulations on 200 episodes.
I am so honored to just be a little piece of what you guys have put together.
I went back to our episode where we gave bar and food recommendations.
And the comment section glowing.
Look at this one from Wusu Dude.
The Jew levels are off the scale on this one.
We did it.
Listen, I heard back from so many of the bars and restaurants we talked about.
Even in Belfast, Flout Pizza, they messaged me.
They were like crying.
They're like, oh, my God, we can't believe it.
You mentioned us on We Might Be Drunk.
Our business is through the roof.
So you're saving lives.
You're helping people.
Also, I do have to give an amendment to that story.
I found out that guy's wife is alive and well.
He made it sound like she was dying and she didn't.
She's like she had like the cold.
So that is a little cold.
If anyone remembers, you know, the story I told.
Otherwise, congratulations.
Best to you both and the whole gang to 200 more.
Mark and Sam.
Congratulations on your 200th episode.
Celebrity level is really falling off.
You guys are two very special retards.
There you go.
What's up?
We Might Be Drunk Podcast.
Kelvin Gasolens.
Wow.
Congratulations on your 200th episode.
I'll always be a fan.
I'll always keep watching.
Even when you start doing them in AA meetings, I'll tune in.
Hey, I'm Fred Stoller.
Is that Fred Stoller?
The original OG anti-PC rebel comedians.
It's coming through the headphones.
We'll fix it in post.
Wow.
And I'm here to wish Mark Dorman and Sam Maul.
Of Dumb and Dumber fame.
He's on Seinfeld.
Get off the phone.
Congratulations on 200 episodes of the podcast.
How much is that on Cameo?
We Might Be Drunk.
This is actually the biggest thing that might happen to me in a long time.
Is that a Pips shirt?
Why?
He's got a Pips comic club.
Congratulations, Montage.
And I hope you know who I am, Sam and Mark, and I make the cut.
I've seen clips of your podcast.
Hey, Mark, Sam, Winnie, the whole crew.
Congratulations on 200 episodes of We Might Be Drunk.
That's a lot of drinking you've done.
I'm proud of you guys for carrying on the torch.
And Winnie, I mean, just a media presence like no other.
It's the tongue hanging out.
Even Myrtle's a fan, you know?
Yeah, Myrtle.
Tells me that old gals still got a career.
It's pretty good.
Congratulations on 200 episodes.
Thank you.
Don't drive.
Hey, Mark and Sam, congrats on 200 episodes.
It's two of the best buddies, two of the best comics, two of the best pals.
I should have rehearsed this.
Congrats, boys.
Hey, guys.
I forgot he did comedy.
That is phenomenal.
And I've listened and watched every single episode.
I remember when Whitney was just a little puppy.
Whitney.
Hey, guys.
Harland here.
Congratulations on the 200th episode of We Might Be Drunk.
It was a rack of my brain trying to figure out
what kind of present to get you.
But look at this.
Oh, man.
I got you a palm tree.
A beautiful palm.
She's about 25 feet high.
She gets ripe coconuts in the winter.
And she smells like the back of a baby seal.
That's his house.
It was way up in the hills of Hollywood.
Burned out sea cucumber.
Happy.
Congratulations.
200.
I wish you.
Hope you get to 201.
Love you guys.
Stay drunk.
Stay funny.
And stay the hell away from my wife.
Freaks.
Mark, Sam.
Congrats on 200 episodes of We Might Be Drunk.
200 episodes.
I think at this point, you are drunk.
Here's the 200 more, guys.
I should not do this while I drive.
Hey, Sam and Mark.
David, I'm staying here.
Congrats on 200 episodes.
Amazing.
I'm so thankful I was able to be a tiny part of that
and answer all your audience's questions on butt stuff.
See you all soon.
That was good.
Hey, Mark and Sam.
Congrats on 200 episodes together.
No better combination than two traumatized men
and a lot of alcohol.
Hey, congrats to the gayer, better joke-writing versions of us.
200 episodes.
That's hilarious.
You guys are smart.
What are they at?
Home Depot?
You guys are killing it.
You are.
I don't want to do this video.
I'm joking.
Sort it over.
I feel like I know.
No, that was so much better.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
Just tell them, fuck off.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not happy for your success.
Hey, congratulations to you guys.
That's so insincere.
Do the regular how you really feel.
For real, how I feel?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, send this.
Send this.
That's great.
What is it?
Oh, that's nice.
What do we have here?
We got a box, folks.
We got a big gift.
Is this going to be Porosos?
What's in the box?
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh, get out of town.
We might be drunk 100.
Holy shit.
What?
I'm wearing this tonight.
Where'd you make these?
Who sent this?
Hide the bodies.
Look at that.
Hide the bodies.
That's the merch guy.
I love it.
We got a bunch.
All right, I'm wearing one, too.
How killer is that?
Oh, my God.
I got a medium.
It's two larges for you and sound, and then one for you, fat one for me.
Wow.
That is so killer.
This is right up my anal.
I love it.
These are all larges.
200F.
I mean, this is better than anything I own.
Here's an XL for you, I think.
No, that's you.
You're a triple.
Really?
Really?
You got a large of that?
I got a large, yeah.
Well, we'll try them on.
Thank you, Hide the Bodies.
Very cool.
I mean, that is amazing.
Love this.
All right.
This is killer.
Thank you so much, and guess what?
We have a guest coming in who's one of our favorite comics.
We're so pumped to do 200 with him.
Living legend.
One of the best comics working, and it's an honor to have him, so enjoy.
See you soon.
All right, let's do it.
So you guys do what I like, too?
Huh?
Yeah, yeah.
You drink what I drink?
Yeah, you're the guest.
Add some Pepto-Bismol.
We have that.
Oh, we Pepto-AC.
We're fucking pussies, dude.
Are we on?
Are we rolling?
Oh, hey, great.
We got all that.
Hey, all right.
We might be drunk.
We're here.
We're queer.
We got the whole gang, and we got our pal.
Brian Regan.
Hey.
Brian Regan.
How are you guys?
Good, man.
Thank you for having me.
Sure.
Hey, thank you.
Yeah, I know you guys invited me a while back.
It didn't quite work out schedule-wise, but happy to be here now.
Hell, yeah.
Good to have you.
Good to have you.
And full beard.
You look like you're prepping for the doomsday.
Yeah.
What's the guy in Harry Potter?
Dumbledore.
Dumbledore.
Yeah.
The old guy.
No, I think he got it right the first time.
Dumbledore?
Dumbledore, I think.
Dumbledore.
I don't know.
That's why I corrected.
I got it right, and then I corrected it and made it myself.
Who had that great Dumbledore joke?
Ted.
Was it Ted?
Yeah.
Dumbledore's gay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't believe he's gay.
You can believe he's a wizard, but you can't believe he's gay.
Ted.
We've quoted Ted on here a decent amount.
Ted's the man.
Great joke.
You know Ted Alexandro.
Sure.
One of my favorite jokes of his is a friend upgrading responses.
Oh, yes.
So when you go, hey, how you doing?
Okay.
Good.
Good.
You're doing good, huh?
I suppose.
Great.
All right.
You're doing great, huh?
Yeah, fantastic.
I don't know that one.
Great enough.
And then he'll do the next part when someone's doing too good.
He's like, how are you?
Amazing.
Okay.
He has to downgrade him, too.
I love that bit.
Let's have to break some.
Ted came to my college when I was in school, and I got to open for him, and he
was awesome.
He was a really-
Sweet man.
Good man.
Good dude.
And he killed.
You were a student?
Yeah.
And you were doing comedy or getting into comedy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He had a great opener.
He opened.
It was in New Orleans at Katrina, and I remember he opened with the joke.
At Katrina?
Like it's a-
No, like right after Katrina.
Oh, okay.
At Katrina.
Yeah, we were drowning.
I studied at Katrina.
It was weird.
We were underwater, but he still bought the heat.
No, he opened.
He goes, so I guess it's been- I've always been dying to come down here ever
since I heard
about what happened, and I guess it's been about a year, and that just crushed,
and you're
like, all right.
Ah.
Or sometimes it's just the fucking pause, you know?
It's much better than Daniel Tosh's joke.
All right.
What's that?
Daniel Tosh came down like right after Katrina, and he goes, ah, this city
needed a good
bath, and you're like, jeez, how about a hello?
But hey, sorry.
I ruined the toast.
Good to be here.
Yay.
All right.
Thanks, Brian.
Thanks, Brian.
Yeah.
I tried a joke down there, and I was like, Katrina came through here, huh?
I'm happy about all of the destruction.
And nothing.
No, nothing.
Damn.
Damn.
Nothing.
Well, you know.
I'm like, I probably didn't pause.
I did something wrong.
Something was wrong.
I opened with, things are really bad, huh?
It's weird how bad things are.
You guys aren't ready to laugh yet, I see.
When I first moved here, we did a roast of a friend.
He's also from New Orleans, and a guy from Michigan roasted us, and he goes, I
got d