Name: Ep 202: Kyle Dunnigan & Blair Socci
Uploaded: 2024-10-21T01:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 202: Kyle Dunnigan & Blair Socci' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 202: Kyle Dunnigan & Blair Socci' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-21. Transcript available.

Ep 202: Kyle Dunnigan & Blair Socci

hey folks here we are we might be drunk what's shaking we got the one the only
Kyle
done again been there done again been there done it again what's shaking done
again this is primo
done again time I mean it's just RFK jr. up the wazoo it's Bill Maher up the
ass all the hits
my favorite is he on in the news right now for something oh he's no no you're
saying Bill Maher's
primo now like he's in the news now I feel like his show is bigger than ever
and then now you pop up
and you got a hell of a Mar the Bill Maher reading the children was probably my
favorite oh thank you
that was a big one he you know he doesn't like me right I know I heard the clip
pull it up yeah why
doesn't he like you he went on Rogan he's because he's I don't know he was like
and it was that
reading the children is only I'd done and he went on uh Joe Rogan's podcast and
said I did a terrible
well he just said like he does a terrible impression of me it's perfect wow I
mean it's exaggerated but
that's what an impression is he's like I don't know who he is I would think he's
a comedian he'd be like
he'd kind of like it of course yeah no oh is we're gonna watch it oh here we go
plenty to talk about
plenty to talk about I need to talk about congratulations by the way before we
leave
what's that does that say Kulinski oh wait go back yeah
once when you were laughing at some guy doing a terrible impression of me
and it's a very he brought that up out of nowhere he doesn't oh really by the
way you can tell Rogan
loves his impression oh yeah this is the top of the show too this is when he
first got on
is it he's doing a terrible impression of me I didn't know who he was have you
went to Hawaii
with him for a week no yeah and I know from other people yeah and AJ Benzie
used to send me like
Bill Maher doesn't like your impression it was like a random story but like I
was dating somebody who
he liked and invited her and then so I understand why he didn't oh weird so I
don't think he was
interested in her he already knew of the impression not at that point but this
him just like I don't
know I just felt like this was like him being like I don't know who he was like
he's a nobody
when like I know he knows who I am and then this other woman came up to me in
um Whole Foods
and she goes I said to tell you um I was like a waitress on Bill waitress on
Bill Maher's plane
and and I went up to I said have you seen Kyle Dunning's impression of you and
he turned away from me
and he wouldn't answer me and then they made me sit in the back of the plane I
didn't get a tip
oh my god like get that lady in the back
no tip for you
he rose a parkster
yeah
holy shit
yeah I don't know I it's amazing that you that you're like with him for a whole
vacation just picking up his mannerisms
and he doesn't know I I he was so mean to me on this trip and even my
girlfriend I was like he's
being mean to you right oh yeah I don't and I was very kowtowing quiet I made
like one dumb joke
and then and he like his in words is black people he did a show he did like an
amazing the show and
I was like I heard the crowd was tough or so I made some sue at that and he
goes oh now he speaks oh
I hate that
anyway I
I don't know
can we set you up in scenarios as Bill Maher
sure sure you're fucking a woman and she can't come
okay
oh well I don't care
I don't care
oh I'm done
he's big into um
black hookers black hookers is a big thing
I was never mean to him like before this I only like read to children like
whatever it's like a stupid whatever
I keep it but he goes we never even got to this by the way
but after this after this then I I did do some rude sketches
well I guess yeah show this one for he asked for it right
yeah
no oh yes he did yes no I
did I say Klinsky sorry that's a classic Hollywood move is pretending to not
know who someone is
that happens all the time in Hollywood that's literally called Hollywooding
yeah there you go it's a verb
I don't look at this I'm leaving it's amazing yeah we don't look at this I'm
leaving
if you play that I'm leaving okay
he's a terrible
it wasn't
yeah I don't manage
people have done me and I can laugh at it
it's not that it's your face he's got your face and he's doing an impression of
you
I love that he's trying to sell him on it after he said yeah
does he play it as well he won't let him play because if you play it I'm
leaving oh
wow
I don't know why he even
I hope that the waitress met him like right after this interview
it was I said wait a stewardess but
do it is yeah
but yeah this um
I just thought it's funny like why does he even care
but yeah I don't know
it seemed to bother him so so now go to Bill Maher reads the children
okay which he would never do
that's why it's funny
I know exactly I mean he hates kids
no I guess you have to put in Kyle Dunn again
oh Maher is spelled
m-a-e-m-a-h-e-r
that's so funny to hate I got a million guys doing me I've never gotten angry
about it
this is like the meanest this is this is only a done before he I don't know I
got mad about it
I don't know yeah yeah
okay hey diddle diddle the cow jumped over the moon oh really a cow jumped over
the moon it took NASA astronauts going 17,000 miles
the faces this is
bullshit a cow couldn't jump over one of you stupid idiots during nappy time
okay
oh you're crying now I'm on page two buckle up
bill maher that's great it's great
well thank you guys uh I gotta go
I just came here for a compliment he should have you on he'll have you on
eventually
we have the other impression that's right like weird like like that at uh
and then he was shitty to that guy's to that guy's was he yeah
people don't like yeah impressions of themselves but uh
well he has a very high sense of himself like he always says I'm the best comic
I'm a great comic blah blah blah
where other comics are like I suck like David tell is like I'm a hack
Mars like I'm the king yeah he's kind of he's a lot like Trump he's like he
doesn't like the impressions of himself
people who you don't like the person that's like you that's true
that's true interesting yeah yeah why not like
I've never seen them laugh either you you hate Cosby
yeah that's true
people who hate Trump tend to be a little Trumpy like you know the
Alec Baldwin
oh interesting yeah
well you know all the blue haired ladies were like you can't say that
i'm like well you're like a dictator now you're telling us what we can and can't
do
it's kind of kind of ironic and they kind of have Kim Jong-un's haircut too
and body yeah that's true boy i'd love to see that guy naked
there's not a stitch of hair on that body i bet he's smooth as a seal and i bet
he's got a tiny
tiny little crab rangoon think it his belly goes over it you're like like the
family guy
where you don't even need to blow yes yeah the peter griffin yeah that's about
right
oh that's good stuff by the way that's never what you want to hear on a naked
pic zoom in
that's true he's all ball bag yeah he's got a fupa it's fucking bad yeah
what is what does david tell say i want to tickle him until he queefs duck
sauce
what are the others so you do rfk that's a great one oh yeah did you guys hear
his his story he put
a bear in central park you know yes it's very weird well it's so weird but the
thing is it's a
really funny prank he did and instead of owning it he put a bear on top of a
bike and put in central
park he's just like a bear was riding a bike and fell over and died that's very
funny but i guess
he didn't think it was very um presidential so he went on roseanne bars podcast
he tried to get ahead
of the story but his story was so crazy he's doing the thing where you like hug
yourself when you're
trying to self-soothe oh yeah he knew it was like off the road this the first
sentence he said was
well i was out with my friends going hawking like the most unrelatable hawking
hawk to her
hawk to her he goes and this woman in front of me she hit a bear and the carcass
looked pretty good
so i put it in my car i was gonna skin the bear later and eat the bear meat he's
doing a um he's
doing like i'm some i don't know earthy person yeah yeah thing and but he's
doing this whole time and
then he goes you know how i guess it's the redneck in me that's what he said uh
which it's like i think
if the opposite of if there was like a test the opposite of redneck would be
like a kennedy
yeah martha's vineyard you know how rednecks go hawking
eighty thousand dollar a year right hawking where you have to buy a hawk
it's also hilarious that he's was he still running for president when he went
on roseanne's pod
oh yeah it was at the tail end but the i love the self-soothing if you see if
you go roseanne bar
sorry rfk bear i think it'll come up and uh i didn't make up any of what i just
told that's that's
the top one it's the exact and even and roseanne bars like huh even roseanne is
freaked that's a bad
she's a kook and a half i like her he said the day started with a trip to the
yeah yeah go back a little bit skin the bear a young bear so i i picked up the
bear and put
him in the back of my van because i was going to skin the bear and it was very
good condition
the face touch is lying yeah and you can do that in new york city you can get a
bear tag
for a roadkill bear you're allowed to get pick a bear up and put it in your car
you know how people
where is cheryl heinz on all this she's like you brought home a bear now what
do we do you're
already running for president you don't have secret service now you bring a
bear home well
that's the thing he never brought that bear home he put in that's the thing it's
like he
it was always just gonna be a prank which was uh he should have said the end of
that he goes like
i was late for the airport so we just had to put the bear in the car a bit in
the park but the other
part of the story which uh i'll stop talking about this but he to explain the
bicycle because how do you
explain this bicycle he goes my and my friend asked me to get rid of his
bicycle for him which is like
first of all how do you not know how to get rid of a bicycle yeah ebay or like
your i don't know the
front you know like the sidewalk maybe just yeah harvey keitel from pulp
fiction he's like i can get rid of
this yeah yeah someone like i'm gonna ask my uh i'm gonna ask robert f kennedy
to get rid of this bike
for me right right you ever heard him without the voice pre-voice it's pretty
wild just it's so crazy
to see him no crazy voice he's young you got to go young is what happened to
his voice i think he got
some kind of illness in the trachea do you think he would have been present if
he didn't have that
voice it would have helped yeah but the bear doesn't help either oh yeah i
published an article
oh my god isn't that three and the mind-boggling it's got a little about the
case after the trial
that's that's almost more intense than after christopher reeves before and
after yeah
that that like makes me that's one of the stories where mike there's no god how
she died right after
of lung cancer yeah that's right staying with him superman can't walk what's
next aquaman gonna
drown in the tub that's a little bob newhart for you look how cute oh wow good
looking guy all the
kennedy's are good hair that's that irish stock pull up john f kennedy jr this
would be my number
one if i flipped to homosexuality yes i think he is the good best looking guy
on the planet body hair
face everything you like everything right i mean the whole thing he's he's a
kennedy he can fly a plane
apparently not well oh that's true look at that hairline i mean the thick full
head of black hair
the perfect amount of the second thing you said about him was the thing that
killed him all right
he couldn't swim in houston she can draw a bath
yeah i go down the youtube knows my uh you know you know what you like and it's
just like plane crashes
and fat people falling down kind of looks like uh non-italian multi-santi a
little bit a little
yeah a little but look at that i mean that is a man handsome