Name: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah w/ Joe DeRosa, Rachel Feinstein, Sam Morril & Mark Normand
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah w/ Joe DeRosa, Rachel Feinstein, Sam Morril & Mark Normand' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-30. Transcript available.

Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah w/ Joe DeRosa, Rachel Feinstein, Sam Morril & Mark Normand

it's a shame you're not a father because you would kill it he's still there's
still time
he said he doesn't want it no imagine you had a lawn this lawn would be
unbelievable
your neighbors would hate you look at those he could grab a wrist oh when a dad
would grab a
wrist you were in trouble hate the wrist and place it on his cock make him
finish you to
completion those were the days the worst was back of the neck if you got a back
of the neck
you were going right to hell yeah not good no i caught my parents fucking
really yeah i joined it
and he started choking you yeah and then you came we all came i'll tell you he
went in front of the
neck yeah i uh i love this time of year man oh it's the best time of year i don't
know well you got
eight nights yeah crazy nights eight crazy nights but christmas i love christmas
a little all-day
mba on christmas we got football now too i mean this is this is a good it's a
good time i love
order a little chinese food hell yeah watch my knickerbockers yeah you can't
beat it i mean the
guy with the the santa guy with the bell the tree and rockefeller the ice
skating the hobo pissing
with the dirty santa hat the hobo pissing is what does it for me oh yeah good
times and it really
is like you feel the cheer people are they're in good spirits yeah i'm going to
the the family the
wife's family and they got kids running around without the kids it's kind of
sad to be honest that's a
good point the kids my life is sad yeah no one wanted to tell you no i mean
obviously christmas
is great but when you got these kids running around they're ripping open the
president like oh my god
a nintendo or whatever kids are playing with no kids do help oh yeah halloween
obviously kids oh look
what we got here oh we got to talk about this everything about my picture is
better than yours
by the way everything better lighting he's smiling for those listening matt salakuse
is holding up my
picture with larry david next to marks yeah yeah larry does not look happy in
yours i got a smile
oh yeah he hated it i mean i told the story i want to hear your story
so i'm in austin my agent reps larry david now for live events this is why we're
having more trouble
selling tickets on the road we're going up against everybody yeah ld not just
comics now it's you know
tina fey and amy pole right it's it's comedians i know hawk 2 is doing a tour
you see that i didn't
but yeah she's out there she's only taking money in hawk to a coin so spit coin
yeah yeah so uh yeah i'm at
the show and the same agent who introed you is kind of like hey uh pimple you
want you want to
you want to meet him and i was like only if i'm not annoying him okay i don't
want to this is my
nightmare and i'm extra nervous because i know mark's story and i'm just like
you know it was a fun show
suzy essman and jb smooth come out whoa jeff schaefer from curb and seinfeld
hell yeah he's uh you
know running the interview yeah and it's funny it's larry's being hilarious
some stories we've heard
the george fired story but then there's so many other right funny stories uh i
mean you saw the
show did you see the q a yeah that was the highlight it was the highlight
because people
are so man it's like by the way you really do realize what his fan base is and
uh man if there
was a nazi in there he would have lost his mind you just you just hear voices
behind me like i go to
the store the other day this happened i'm like oh my god this is his fan base
it's us we're just
complaining like right guy sits next to me and just starts complaining
instantly like it's whiners
well he made it an art you know like uh but whining is not an art he's just
great at it he's great at
it yeah it's like a barroom boxer you go fuck this guy's an asshole but you put
him in a ring and he's
a genius it's so true and but then everyone there thinks they've got the
charisma because they're
whining yeah you get a lot of people one guy said hey we'd love to hear your
rendition of
these pretzels are making me thirsty and larry just goes nah yeah crushed that's
what you want
him to do too totally oh it's so funny at the beginning he's like he's like i
am not like larry
david the thing and then as the show goes on you're like i'm pretty sure you
are pretty sure it's exactly
who you are i think the show work a nicer guy yeah but he can't fake it and and
then um you know a few
other questions that were just like you're like all right enough and uh after
the show i go back there
and i'm like i'm not gonna i'm gonna be quick i don't want to bother him and i
got the perfect intro
until he goes we have a quick talk and i go the show is good which is all
anyone wants to hear yes
you just want to hear the show was good yes he goes really and i said yeah it
was really good oh wow
it's really funny and i said i'm a big fan my favorite episode is corp sniffing
dog and he smiled
oh i got a smile at it i love because they were talking about callbacks on
stage and how much they
love callback jb was saying she loves like you know setting something up and
you bring it back later
i love the end where he blows the dog whistle and the dog runs out i love that
so was that car wash
cunt no oh that's everyone okay that's uh that's the fuck you you car wash same
season okay okay but uh
yeah we talked a little more and then the only the only hiccup we had okay a
hiccup finally minor hiccup
because i tell the agent i say get a picture like i don't want to ask so you
say oh we should get a
picture with you dude because he goes oh you're you know we talked a little
about staying he goes you're
stand up oh you got the stand up yeah the agent goes this is a really funny
stand-up we represent
so he was like he smiled and he goes where you live and i go new york and he
kind of he was friendly
but i also didn't want to overstay my welcome so that was it and then let's get
a picture of you two
and right as he says that a mouth full of hummus and celery and he's like and
he just looked annoyed
i was like oh my moment my moment but then he swallowed and then he smiled
again i got this
man i feel like i licked his toes and you got to him yeah man oh man is there
any chance it's the same
agent it is the same guy the same exact person who listened to us talking about
it and felt horrible
good you fucked me i hope you feel bad yeah i had the dry run you got the the
real show i uh but i
was in and out i didn't want to and then the next night i'm at the comedy
mothership and guess who's
in the green room quentin tarantino holy larry david wednesday tarantino thursday
did you see him
yeah i got one laugh and then i walked out oh that's great i didn't want it
because he was talking adam
egotts in there rogan's in there right hinchcliffe's in there and i didn't want
to uh i'm just there kind
of listening because he's there with you know joey did his podcast oh cool but
uh yeah i got one i got
one laugh and i was like i'm out of here let's can we hear it or is it
offensive rogan said something
about uh jamal khashoggi you know who got murdered in uh in saudi arabia oh
right yeah and uh and i and
i go yeah it turns out a journalist in saudi arabia not a good job got a tarantino
laugh out of that
yeah okay okay okay i like that guy but we i i just kind of stayed in the
corner and then you kind of
see him he's like so energetic yeah i mean like characters he's doing like a
performance he's doing
a joker impression it was like the worst impression wow but it's tarantinos we're
all just like uh-huh
yeah like you can tell how much we respect him by how much we're just being
like uh-huh sure sure
he's a lot i hear um but that's so cool i mean was he like let me see your feet
i wish he loves
feet i know not my feet he likes margot robbie's feet go from margot robbie's
feet to these good
point what are you catching salmon with those toes it's got some talons over
here sam talon and then i
did dr phil live on friday wow what a week yeah it was pretty fun uh why we facetimed
you from the
stage oh yeah that was fun it was a little choppy unfortunately because i was
in the i was hiding
in the broom closet of a comedy club in rhode island so it was a little choppy
but we pulled it out we
had a good time and uh yeah i mean he sold out the round uh celebrity theater
in phoenix it was a hot
show we had ai mark norman come out look how beautiful hey look at carolla's my
father
who's that carolla and i got that's really adam carolla and i got smashed how
cool is that we uh
you and loveline there i am laughing that's great uh we'll be right back yeah
but what's carolla's
drink he was drinking gin martinis we so we end up at this really cool bar it's
like a uh i forgot what
it's called but you get to look up airplane bar in phoenix it's like set up to
look like everyone's
dressed like they're a stewardess or something and i mean we were i mean all
the comics made fun of
me because they were like you were in like a bear hug with carolla for three
hours i was like i'm
fucked up yeah he'll he'll keep you in he's a talker oh yeah he was he was on
he was unleashing
some crazy this is childhood oh he's got trauma he's got trauma for sure oh
that's just a little rabbit
pellet oh there's ai mark norm there he is it killed dude really yeah i'm
coming out on the
skateboard and then just going like killed i don't get it jeremiah is so funny
he's so good at this
it's crazy i love it some people are like you you're gonna fight that guy how
crazy i'm like
i think it's fun it's an honor yeah i'm into it so keep going on jeremiah it
makes me realize how
much of a cartoon character you are like the outfit like it all kind of it all
works it all works yeah
he's good at it i mean too bad he doesn't have his own act but you know he's
great at the uh no i'm
just kidding jeremiah's the man and uh he nails it he everything he does he
kills yeah so wow what a
week celebrity theater larry david quentin tarantino the mothership i mean you're
you're all over we did a
a lot of fun stuff and podcasts we did some pods how about you how was your how
was seven shows in
providence rhode island classic comedy club used to be a bank yes and i love
when you can tell it used
to be a bank yeah right that big that's where the vault was right the green
room is in the vault they
still got the big old metal door but uh what oh wait let me let me run this by
you did tulane university
on tuesday you went there about a year and a half yeah also known as julane
yeah i did some hamas jokes
they were like yeah it's larry david's crowd basically uh then flew in to do a
one-nighter
with list in jersey whoa got home at 1 a.m had a 7 a.m flight to nashville hell
hell and uh the fumes
are kicking in on like tulane to jersey to nashville because we can't say no i
feel sick right now
because i know keep moving well it was jelly rolls roast and i was like ah whitney
tony burt uh big
j adam ray it was like a who's who and i was like i want to be a part of that
and and you start thinking
i just got to get on a plane all you got to do is sit with a with a suitcase
how hard is it how hard
can it be can be but it's it's the waking up it's the the drinking it's the no
sleep and so it was hell but
got to nashville on no sleep i'm burning the midnight oil bert goes you want to
do something's
burning i can't say no let's do it the roast is until eight who's it with it
was me and big j that's
fun and bert got a big airbnb we made nashville hot chicken we started drinking
immediately did he nail
it too yeah he really killed it actually it was good bert is a good cook he can
cook if you don't mind
uh uh no no hand washing hey speaking of no hand washing that's a hell of a
sandwich this is who i
want to see on the holidays howdy sailor good to see you man you look great
thanks man what are you
cut cut back on the sauce oh no you're good you're good right off the fuck what
an entrance this is
like the most depressing sitcom no here here whatever uh no no um uh just
eating better go