Name: New Year - No Guest with Mark Normand & Sam Morril ft. Winnie!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New Year - No Guest with Mark Normand & Sam Morril ft. Winnie!' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-06. Transcript available.

New Year - No Guest with Mark Normand & Sam Morril ft. Winnie!

hey folks happy we might be drunk who knows what holiday could be black history
month could be
cinco de mayo who knows but we're keeping them coming continuity i'm feeling
that holiday like
oh i'm a jellyfish i threw one out there to a friend the other day where uh you
know i'm like
i'm gaining weight you know from the holidays and i was expecting no you're not
but but
she goes uh what's the holidays i'm like damn it i am she got me she got you
there damn well i've
i've accidentally hit people someone said to me recently and i was like well
you know it's winter
you cover up which is no better i've done it too but yeah pack on a few yeah i
guess so it's it's
also like a stagnant time of year so yes you're just laying around like i'm
usually moving and doing
stuff right so i force myself to the gym but then i go i come back and i'm just
like eating donuts
and shit i know same here and women love filling your house with junk they do
she's buying all this
shit from gold belly and i'm like nine cupcakes oh nine of those contessa barefoot
oh man they're
incredible but bring them in i'll eat them i think she just like scooped the
frosting off all of them
and ate them okay give them to give them the people in the building and she was
like i i scooped the
frosting i was like all right don't give them to people in the building the
homeless must be living
up i mean every garbage can's got to be full of cupcakes and cookies and cakes
they must be living
large it is a sad image of they go to the garbage and like jackpot yeah well
only in america do we
have fat homeless people there's homeless people out there who are just all
they do is walk but
they're fat as shit not not in the west coast as much that's true because i
mean i don't know what
that is but like maybe the sun just makes you kind of like shed a little more i
don't know yeah yeah
hugh jackman out west that's true why is that whoa jesus because they probably
used to be actors
and they were like you know i could still that's the la mentality like right
still could bounce back
he's living under a bridge but he's like i don't they could bring back my you
know my headshot
yeah even in la you got the hobos look pretty slender that's true apparently i
mean la is getting
crushed though right now like hollywood is outsourcing all this stuff to europe
and asia
and it's not hollywood like netflix all the streamers right well i mean look we
had a good run
all these writers and air conditioning with craft service and and free lunch
all day it's all over
it's all over you had your big bang theories and your uh what is it sheldon and
all that all that
bullshit it was already like winning a lotto ticket back in the day yeah it's
like you know
oh yeah think about it i know people had oh i was always jealous of the writers
they had health
care they had dental they had a parking space and we were out there grinding in
cleveland
so welcome to the party i uh i do feel like this time of year like i i need
structure it makes me
angry same i i need people like tell me what to do yeah like you have an agent
hitting you up you have
so you know like i had a real annoying oh god i told you about that i hired
someone this is a first
world complaint but i'm still gonna complain lay it on me for the peeve so my
mom nagged me you know
you moved in a new place i moved into a new place oh yeah she's like you need
an interior decorator i
was like absolutely not she nagged me till i caved wow it'll save you money in
the end because they get
you discounts which is a lie yeah what do you get a credit for giving me this
wreck you know like
yeah so i'm like if you find someone cheap who will just like take this off my
plate because i'm
never home yep i'll i'll do it she found someone who's not cheap of course and
boy she really
weaseled her way in huh and then by the way i'm so easy to shop for because i'm
like that that and
that yeah i'm like wait i didn't need her oh that's right but then the stuff i
wanted she was
like well that's coming from italy these couches oh my god so i'm like all
right all right by the
way immigrants must hate this shit they're like couches can get past security
maybe they're in the
couch that's right it's ventura in the rhino's ass style right but uh i'm i'm fuming
you know it's
like six months to get my couch yeah uh and then it's not the couch i wanted
these italians there
was a language barrier no it was them because she was like you know it it was
uh like a i have that
movie room now i wanted to make it comfy there's a bed in the couch it's so
fucking uncomfortable oh
yeah the fold out that's a bummer it's never as comfortable they got that bar
in the middle
and no one wants to sleep on that thing by the way and by the way you know the
couch you it's
supposed to recline it's comfy enough to sleep on anyway right you killed me
this person damn and
can you send it back or is it they say you can't send it back because it's a
custom job ah and then
i say well give me the custom job i wanted good point now they haven't answered
in a week
the holidays everyone takes the holidays off that's true and they got the atlantic
ocean between us they
go ah we'll we'll be fine he's gonna give up eventually what's he gonna do
knock the door down
maybe i will maybe we should go to italy i i want to do a gig and like i hear
you know
rome yeah could be could be a good place to do comedy i'm going there in august
dude i just watched
cinema paradiso oh i'd never seen it one of the best movies of all time i did
it with liz furiade
hey the cellar and and uh rachel feinstein and they're like you've never seen
cinema paradiso
man those italians will make you cry i know mostly about the couches
yeah it's true that movie's like uh whoo it's a it hits you right in the heart
strings yeah it did
make me misty for sure holy shit i watched it with my dad as a kid so it was
like you know very
relatable oh it's fucking sad what year is that 90 91 89 88 88 yeah so good
everybody watch that's a
wreck that's it's it's fucking sad though but man i'm out a lot of money from
this uh i'm fuming
italian furniture i just hate getting taken for a ride i know well i'm with you
because we had a we
got we hired a designer guy totally gypped us he'd be like this here's three
things what do you like
and i go i love the third one he goes oh and i was like you gave me the option
i so then i would go
all right give me the middle one he goes good choice i'm like okay oh meanwhile
i didn't know
the good choice was like four grand and it's a lamp oh that's what this lady
would do she'd give
me options for a coffee table i'd be like 20 grand yeah even if i was insanely
rich i wouldn't do this
no it's crazy and i'll go on google or facebook marketplace i'm finding all
kinds of steals i know
it's almost i mean that's why i'm mad at myself for doing this because it's fun
to find the steal it's
fun to find it anyone can buy clothes you know full price right you go to like
a nordstrom rack
exactly like discount places that's more fun yes same with women i found her on
the side of the
road yeah she had a very low self-esteem she sticks around this might be a lady
thing is my wife's like
we got to get a designer we got to get an organizer i'm like an organizer so we
hired this lady to walk
through the house you know she had an indiana jones hat and a scarf and she was
like hmm the feng shui
is off this needs to go over here and it was like a thousand dollars for her to
come in and do that
oh my god i was like we can do this this is pathetic that we have to hire this
lady that's a sign
she's dressed really well she's making too much money on this i have some pride
in what you do
yes that's what i said the the not responding is a real peeve that's crazy i
gave a lot of money
yeah and i didn't get what i wanted and just to get in the door it was a crazy
amount of wow
get them to load this is our retainer fee i'm like retainer what i hired johnny
cochran
yeah that is crazy yeah see that's one good thing about spending a lot of money
is you can you have
the ability to bitch you know if you spend 17 at amazon you kind of got to eat
it but if you spend
eight million on a couch from italy you can go ahead the money that's bitching
that i agree i'm just
saying you can go you're allowed to go karen yeah on these guys on karen dude
yeah get these guineas
you couch raping wops oh fury infuriating yeah that is crazy you told me you
saw the bob dylan movie
too i did worth i heard he's amazing in it he's great it looks great mangold is
a hell of a director
but here's the thing with the movie and i'm gonna be a cunt here you can't it
didn't need to be made
we have the documentary which is way better and also they took liberties they
put him in the folk fest
when he was actually in england they put him with joan bias in the beginning
when he was actually with
another lady so i'm like why would you fuck up the story we know we have google
bob dylan's still
alive why would you change it isn't that weird yeah like what's the point of
that imagine you're bob
dylan you're seeing that movie and you're like that's not my life i know
exactly and they knew what
to do like they knew all the uh the ins and outs but they still were like well
let's change this let's
fix that let's move that around i'm like you had to go hollywood and you had to
ruin it that's the
problem with biopics is that yes they always they always take liberties yeah
and look shallamu is
great and there's points in it where you're like oh my god is that bob dylan
like that's how good it
is but he's he's really good that's really the takeaway of the movie is like
his performance and
watching the the mimicry of mimicry is that a word yeah yeah the mimicry of the
uh of the character is
really cool but other than that i'm like what was the point of this nothing
really happens it's just
kind of like a day in the life yeah i do i do feel i'm always kind of reluctant
to see biopics i thought
i thought you know ray is probably it's probably like ray where yeah fox is
incredible but the movie
is like all right it was all right yeah yeah see and walk the line is right
that was pretty good
that was mangled to it yes it was i mean you know i like that but again it is
it is weird that more
people will see this in any documentary on him i know and it's not real right
so i got so into it
because i was a huge dylan fan growing up uh that i watched the documentary
again after the movie
and uh it's so much better it's like real and they have all the footage and uh
you know you ever you
ever you know the story of him going electric yeah what happened so he's in england
he's like this big
folk hero you know he's writing the best songs he's a great lyricist he's
changing lives he's he's
they call him a protest song whatever he goes out to england he's like well we're
gonna go electric
now and they're booing him they yell judas judas like you turned our back on us
turn your back on us
and he goes i don't believe you and then he turns around he goes play it loud
and they fucking rock it
out and it's so good that it turns the audience it's an amazing story but the
movie does this but they
do it all wrong so damn yeah it's a bummer i don't know why they decided to do
that i feel like
they did a similar thing with that movie ali oh yeah that movie just kind of
sucked i know and uh
then that doc is so cool we were kings yeah yeah so good i think that's a michael
man movie yeah i
love michael man so i just didn't like that movie michael man and ali think i
mean uh and uh will
smith you think it'd be solid i know who knew will smith slap open hand slap
box it does suck that a
dude who trained to be a boxer hits you in the face that's true yeah you know
he's got the power i know
and he if you could pull up that slap i know this is old news but he really
cocked back it was like
um victorian it's such a bitch move look at that i mean that's perfect form in
to go after a dude
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