Name: David Spade Talks with Sam Morril & Mark Normand
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David Spade Talks with Sam Morril & Mark Normand' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-20. Transcript available.

David Spade Talks with Sam Morril & Mark Normand

hey we might be drunk we're here at the comedy store might be hung over yeah i'm
there too
that bodega will get you three hours of sleep i think oh that was crazy five
star hotel three
hours of sleep oof what's that five story five star but in downtown la that's
how they get you
that's how they get you yeah we got called a what we could call it a dive die
on the way oh my god
yeah a guy screamed at that made me homesick yeah screaming at us i was like
hey let's speed up
yeah yeah let's walk away it's 10 in the morning right outside the store oh
yeah sunset boulevard
baby what a town good movie so just to set the table we we're out here doing a
netflix shoot
uh roast and we're done and we had a little little mixer last night and now we're
here
yeah the roast was a lot oh yeah it was off the rails no after party no after
party no snacks no
nothing no drinks even we we surprised we supplied the booze nothing netflix
come on how was the
experience for you matt in the audience uh well i got there like 558 and i
stood outside till
eight o'clock oh my god there was one bathroom downstairs there was like 40
people in line to
go to the bathroom that was insane gee the migrants have a better situation it
was i mean i don't want
to like trash production but trash it it was pretty shitty like they didn't
have any organization
oh we know we were there too yeah they didn't tell anybody where to sit there
was just like
sit wherever you want it's like it's just bedlam bedlam yeah mark turn to me
goes it's seth green
in the front row and then we were like oh shit it's seth green in the front row
like this might not be
a good crowd yeah this is like a celeb crowd exactly yeah it was fun i mean it's
great guests uh great
jokes you guys were fantastic of course uh tim dylan did great tim was killed
by amazing of course oh
adam ray killed it oh my god i mean uh we went first which is probably good i
think but we did
have some dark jokes up top yep but then by the end you're just like get me out
of here i mean i had a
weird moment with stamos we gotta talk about that that was that was a weird
moment super weird so
it's the show's winding down thank god we've been feels like we've been sitting
on that stage for nine
hours and it really was close to four really i mean yeah that was almost four
hours with people doing
pickups that was it was rough and mark and i were itching for a whiskey yeah
and miss pat's like
didn't you already have one we're like i don't think you know how this works
yeah it's not a sandwich i need multiple well she might eat multiple sandwiches
but you see what
i'm saying yeah miss pat's great but yeah we're sitting there forever and we
work so hard on this
we we flew out to la we got up every week to write this which is not a lot of
time god bless the writers
we're writing every day around the clock just trying to perfect it tweak it but
the writers on this
roast are like the unsung heroes yes because they have to write so much that's
true shout out like
mike lawrence dickie egan oh yeah pat barker yes so many good writers uh mike
gibbons yeah he's a beast
so yeah we really worked on it and then it sucks when you work on something
super hard and then the
show feels kind of half-assed so you're like come on we did our part you queefs
yeah they didn't know
what they were doing yeah hopefully it came together in post we don't know yet
but editing is pretty
magical right they put jurassic park together we'll see what they can do with
this but uh i think this
would be harder to put together i think so too uh they can open doors all right
yeah no the stamos
moment was weird the show's winding down his segment's not going great so i
decide they're doing a
people's sexiest man award thing john krasinski so the joke is he's got the
award and stamos is mad
that's not him that it's not him which is you know very relatable and uh and it's
not hitting and i
you know we had lines in our head that we wrote we also had lines like you know
some of his writers
feed us and i'd take a shot and i go i mean love you john but you haven't been
anything memorable since
rebecca romaine great joke does okay it's not a hot crowd no the crowd was
tough does okay and he gets
fucking angry like yeah he something changed in him when i said that that's
true and it turned into
something where he's like that joke's been done at the bob saget roast and i
was like i mean that was
15 years ago yeah yeah i didn't i'm sorry i didn't know it was a line i was fed
by a writer i can't say
that so now he's like basically been like this guy's a joke thief yeah there's
not a lot you could do
end with me being like what all right i'm like a little thrown it was wild i
thought you guys
were gonna come to blows i know and then he goes uh well this guy's career is
dead which is like the
most la well you said he's dead he goes who's dead and you go bob saget like
that's like that's how
long ago it is and he goes yeah this guy's career is dead and it got a pop and
i was just like that got
a pop i was like what the so it was weird and you can't really bounce back from
just being called a
thief yeah it was a weird moment it was super weird and i mean none of it's
gonna make it i
hope it was weird as hell that's all on the cutting room floor but you can't
throw the writer under
the bus but you also you're also going back and forth with john stamos i mean
that was not on my dance
card i did not see that coming we were working on this yeah it was already like
we were already
exhausted i was like that was tim dylan looked at me like what the tim grabbed
me like why was he so
angry yeah that was crazy that was weird i think he's been the butt of a joke
for 40 years and i think
he took it all out on you yeah well it was weird but man does he look great he
looks good he's a full
head of hair handsome yeah yeah he split his pants all the girls went crazy
must be nice yeah i really
wish we did that new york or chicago or like uh fucking san diego anything just
get real people
in there i know i mean look i feel like we did oh pretty well we did we did
well we did our part but
you know we we ran the out of this oh yeah you need more than a week's notice
to roast
a concept we're not roasting a person roasting a year it's a very strange that's
what the show was
it was a concept there was no hard clear uh agenda it was just like we'll
figure it out that's what
the show should be called we'll figure it out but we got through it and we got
a story out of it stamos
we got yelled at by a hobo we did black uh black sundays or what is it called
chocolate sundays
that was fun la it's it's never it's never boring no no it's a wild town baby
it's always interesting
tinseltown la la land god damn that was a it was a weird night yes to say the
least no gift bag oh
come on what is that how about like a varsity jacket i'm never gonna wear netflix
come on vh1 gives
you a gift back i know they're fucking sinking they're like here's you know a
candy bar yeah comedy
central got you a candle that's right crazy comedy central will give you good
gifts netflix is playing
fast and loose i mean they gotta they gotta step it up their flicks people will
probably watch it but
you know comedy central no one watched but you get a pair of jordans right
right you know hulu you hear
that gift bag gift bag it was a weird crowd though there was a lot of older
people really i mean dude
fucking mr magoo was in the front row what was that oh yeah the monopoly guy
yeah adam ray got there
because the two guys with the muppets are here that was good that was good it
had to be said yeah what
what crowd was i mean it was definitely a lot of industry people notoriously
the worst laughers
and hot girls and celebrities not a great batch for stand-up laugh reactions
yeah like these are hard
honed jokes we're looking at the crowd there's women texting we're like oh good
i know at least it was
my candy there i was so bored on that stage yeah seth green by the way i'm next
to mark we're backstage
we've had a few and mark goes seth green is so short and i'm like he's right
next to us oh yeah he's a
he definitely heard you say that ah well it might have gone over his head
he was he's tiny sweet guy though he was so nice there was a moment i was like
i'm talking to seth
green he's such a nice guy yeah he's been around forever oh yeah can't hardly
wait austin powers
saw it in the theater yeah robot chicken now you know colin quinn was supposed
to be scott powers
wow that would not have worked it would have worked uh the kid yeah that's why
it's funny he's too old
that's why it's funny all right because he he did it in larry sanders the the
shitty son oh that's
true i think he could have pulled it off all right all right but yeah well he's
in a woody allen movie
too new york stories i believe i don't think that's like one i didn't say give
it a good but yeah we
also got to see uh derrick myers what's that guy breckenmire oh yeah clueless
fame so it was a real
90s that was a real thing where uh who pointed out like diplo that's the dj i
didn't know who that
was but i knew breckenmire was like that says a lot about me i guess i've seen
road trip oh yeah good
point and i didn't even know who diplo was he's a dj i don't know i've heard
the name yeah he refucks
everybody's girlfriend that's what i know about diplo damn i don't know what
mine is right now yeah we
well we've reached a new diplo but uh seems like a nice he was sitting next to
simon rex it was two
couple of hunks right yeah good that's what i mean though simon at least
laughed but that was a
fucking why why would you want an industry crowd at a maybe it turned out well
yeah they'll sweeten
it'll be fine but you just want to kill and you want the work that you put in
to pay off
yeah you know you want you want to get from them what we put in but hey that
that ain't show biz baby
that's why the internet's winning i can't say it enough yeah it's an ugly biz
buddy oh yeah falling
apart you got to take control uh speaking of control all right we're glad we
got that out yeah so watch it
on just when does this come out there pete january right oh okay oh all right
wait this come out before
or after the santino one after all right well the show's already out so take a
gander take a gander
we did great yeah they didn't sweeten the crowd we were killing that hard that's
true we were just
fucking ripping and him and stamos are moving in together we're best friends so
it's all gonna work out
we gotta get out of la i fucking hate it it's like you said we're two detectives
we're all
road hard put away wet we're sipping scotch and crying i don't sleep i wake up
like a hit man in
the hotel like huh my heart's racing oh yeah been there three hours of sleep in
that fucking hotel
that's the worst worst what are you just tossing and turning or you look at the
phone tossing and turning
and i watched i like watched a little tv and then i uh i fucking you just i
keep peeing ah the peeing yeah
la's so weird because it they're just holding on to this hollywood thing like
you drive down sunset
it's all these billboards for movies and tv shows and you're like it feels kind
of over it's like if
you went to a city and they forced you to speak latin ah yeah they're stuck in
the past it's dead
it's done there's a couple things still popping right but it's like overall it's
like this ain't
the 70s yeah it's like going to dollywood i'm like she's over yeah she's got a
moment here and
there but it's she's not she's not elvis she's dolly's big that's true i should
have gone graceland
graceland he's dead he's dead you hear that yeah conspiracy nuts elvis is dead
jfk is not though
but it's quite a head shot he's got all right but yeah so now we're waiting on
it we got a hot guest
yeah we got a good one i'm excited for this one i guess you saw the thumbnail
already it's not like
it's a secret yeah i don't know why why did we do that people do this you got a
big get could