Name: Blake Griffin with Mark Normand & Sam Morril
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Blake Griffin with Mark Normand & Sam Morril' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-27. Transcript available.

Blake Griffin with Mark Normand & Sam Morril

hey hey maybe our earliest episode yet got it got to appease a guest sometimes
you got that right
fatty here we are i sit up went whole milk in the coffee today ah i'm an oat
man i just figured
we'd mix it up all right well don't get married you like mixing it up those
days are over she's
pregnant that's mixing it up a little that's true it's the fucking pregnant
that's true it's not
mine but yeah yeah pregnant we had pregnant sex the other night it's pretty
wild because i think
they feel more yeah they're more sensitive i've always wanted women to be more
sensitive that's
my well physically physically i love i love nikki's joke at the globes where
she goes uh
what was it uh fuck i'm butchering the joke i'm bringing up but it's like you
know night bitch
queen oh yes just things ben affleck says during sex wicked yeah yeah i love
that one boy she brought
out the twins on the the writer photo by the way good lord i love that our
friend mike lawrence in
the top right the only one who's not in a tux or a suit oh that's right
everyone else is dressed to
the nines he's in a fantastic four shirt uh he's the best he looks like the
homeless guy that got in
for the for the bagels uh we gotta give a shit what a what a set that was great
and i'm not talking
about the tits i know i thought you were talking about is that bonnie yeah oh
bonnie mcfarland a lot
of great writers in here yeah great writer a lot of great writers i saw jp last
night at a new york
comedy club and i just was like hey and he goes hey and i go congratulations he
was like thank you
he was waiting for it he wanted it you know she ran the set 130 times oh my god
130 i mean this is a
workhorse the math there so that's like uh she had what a month she had a month
gonna math out no it'll
math out save a month 30 times what five is is what 150 so and you said 130
yeah so that yeah that
makes sense you bounce around i could see that maybe she had longer than that i
think she had a little
longer she's known about it for a while but yeah that's she's jp was telling me
it just kept changing
and morphing and i was like we had the same thing with the roast yeah i did the
same thing with my
kid oh transitioning yeah yeah i went for it uh no look uh i totally get it
because you're like what
is it a four minute set and then you're like 130 i get it 140 sets yeah you
gotta run it you got to
run if i learned anything from that jelly roll bomb you gotta run it the
infamous jelly roll bomb
have you seen that's taken off online i have some fucking chooch made a youtube
video like
mark norman has meltdown i'm like yeah yeah i brought it up dickless you're not
uncovering footage
of it no no they don't right no footage no oh thank god i can't have that out
there it's like
epstein's suicide oh i'd rather that i'd rather be on the island put me on that
list he had a he had
a more graceful death from what i've heard yes exactly exactly at least he got
uh got off
uh but yeah yeah so uh she killed it and she looked great even like the little
silly stuff the
adam sandler chalamet thing you see that yeah yeah i mean sandler was ready to
go it's a risk to do the
voice because she hadn't done an act out to that point it was all kind of just
straight jokes totally
and she's like you know the sandler thing and you're like oh shit there's a
risk but it worked
it worked because it wasn't killing and then and then she kept going and then
he brought it and then
she and then she took another risk with that pope thing i respected it wait
what was the pope thing
she did the the conclave wicked musical thing i didn't see the pope oh it's
cool okay you know
it was just it was just silly yeah like she did a little bit of like that
combination and then she
started singing it and it and she did like a mic in her ear like oh this is
terrible it's bombing
and her she was just trashing herself oh that's good like are you i'm making a
fool of myself in
front of elton john yeah it was fun it was it was silly the only person who i
know didn't like
the monologue was joe coy all right dude that was a year ago i totally forgot
about it that was january
2024 yeah joe coy's a great comic yes how hard this gig is and how much you got
to prepare i mean 130
sets look at that writer's room what is that 20 guys what how many people is
that i think it takes
a certain type of comic though to host it it yes just because you kill in one
area doesn't mean
you're the right fit for this you know well what did she bring that he couldn't
didn't she's a jokey
kind of comic and i think he's more uh persona act out yeah stories uh likable
she's more cutting
and uh she knows a good joke she's done a million roasts conan's doing the oscars
maybe this is a sign
that funny is back it's not about anything but funny now that would be great
what a concept funny a
funny host a funny comedian uh i want to hear more about the the war that's
what i want to hear
i want more war references yeah yeah i know more celebrities saying we need to
do something i mean
that that was one of our best jokes is the one that like you guys can do
anything except tell people
how to vote i mean that because it's like kind of like that's the tone now and
that kind of you know
right whatever all right well whitney went for it too whitney's had a little
more of a q anon bent
but uh she had a she had a crazy joke heavy rant as well at the end she said
sandy hook wasn't real
which i thought was weird but uh no i thought i thought whitney did was really
funny because um
up top she's just like i mean to me it reminds like the shit we would do on
morning tv but you're on
cnn new year yes so you're playing really to the people at home you're not you're
gonna you have
to just accept you're gonna bomb right that was a tough scenario and she she
stayed in the pocket i
couldn't believe it yeah i mean anderson cooper wanted to kill her yeah he just
got a pay cut too
so that must have been awkward like you're shitting on my network right after i
got a pay cut yeah well
he'll be all right i think he'll be fine he's made a lot and he's a vanderbilt
as well oh yeah
he also looks like he's made of uh of icing doesn't he's like too white it's
bothering me i thought you
said you wanted to eat him sure he is he is uh that doc on him was brutal did
you see that no i mean
he watched his brother kill himself what he's had he had a dark life his
brother commit suicide at
dalton i think he was at home no he jumped out the window i whatever he saw you
can look it up i'm
pretty sure we watched him this is uplifting stuff holy i brought it up i'm
sorry it's my fault
i had no idea yeah andy cohen's a fun guy i'd like to hang out with him he's a
saucy dude oh yeah
big fan he gets after it he drinks uh-oh is that the brother yeah
the 35 years today since my brother carter cooper died i think of him and miss
him every day well
there you go yeah man all right this is depressing well that's my wreck for the
week that documentary
no i'm i'm i got i got a wreck by the way please and it's i i know we got
emailed this wreck when we
used to do more patreon stuff and when we would take uh user emails it's a
movie called uh fuck i can't
another round oh danish movie mads mickelson dude it's amazing with the booze
it's about these uh
teachers who are all miserable and they decide that you know they're talking
about this philosopher who
says uh your blood alcohol level is 0.5 too low so if you can maintain an
alcohol level of 0.5
then you're gonna be better at your job you know and this guy's a bore everyone
can't stand him he
used to be interesting yeah but now he's just become boring and now at school
he's the kids
are loving him he's engaging his wife is fucking him again you know but then it's
like of course
it's it spirals out of control sure so it's uh there's parts that are a little
slow but you got
to give it a minute to build and dude the ending's amazing it's it's awesome i
saw half of it on a
plane i remember enjoying it but i haven't seen the ending gotta finish man
yeah our buddy ron on
hirshberg who by the way made a short horror film that is amazing come on i
loved it well he shits
on every goddamn movie so he better bring it he better bring it so i can't wait
to see it it is very
good okay great very good and he liked this he loves it oh great okay hey it's
what he said he's
like you should watch this i'm like all right slow down he goes he goes i hate
everything so my
rec should carry more weight and i go you know what you got a point i guess so
he carries weight
but uh yeah he's one tough hebe to please so i'm excited now he really is he's
a tough cookie
uh he's ebert he's our ebert he is our ebert eatbert okay but uh i was gonna
say one more thing
about nicky but i'll move on all right no i'm growing up well it's gonna be
about her boobs
but uh so i'll move on look at me moving on huh count it uh but yeah you're
talking rex squid game
yeah is blowing my tits off the thing about squid game is it's wildly violent
crazy murder see she was
all legs before and i feel like she's finally bringing the ladies out with the
thing is like
we already have add him doing the things you were in the middle of another
story i know and
he brought the cans out you're talking about squid games he's looking up
pictures of nicky's legs
literally googled nicky glazer's boobs the problem is this is like when your
friend's ignoring you
while he's on your phone but you see his phone yes exactly this is sound like
he's a screensaver
is nicky's tits but he typed in her legs it was already up there for some
reason he already
been searching this she's a friend i'm not i'm saying this as a friend
obviously but she's always
been on the leg gal hey look at me in high heels hey look at me in the short
skirt look at my legs
crossed but she's always had a a great pair and you know i've known her for
years and uh i've been
waiting for this reveal of like hey one of the look see it's all leg leg leg
leg you're right and uh
finally i feel like the the cans are coming out and it's it's right on time if
you ask me i was
going to say i thought she's grown as a comedian yeah you know oh yeah yeah i
don't i don't care
for you right she she's she's definitely uh it's like when a player starts rebounding
too
yeah not just the score anymore you're doing all the other stuff right right
you nicky wow look at
this that's what i'm saying it was legs for days and look the legs are great
nice set of stems are
you a leg man a butt man or a breast man i like all of them that's my problem
too i i i kind of resent
when people ask but i i felt i needed to ask yeah well you know it's underrated
hip to waist ratio oh
that's what nobody talks about but that's what hits the the the caveman like
that you want that
like jessica rabbit yes you want the hourglass because somebody see a hot lady
but it's like
this and that really doesn't hit the the primal passion like the yeah you know
and hips are great
too but that is a part kind of a part of having a great ass sometimes that's
true that's true you need
the in and the out in the waist but yeah all right i'll move on it is funny
though when you're like
you're just so obsessed with for me like tits is the first thing you're into
when you're young
like ass you appreciate as you're a little older that's true when you're really
young tits or it's all
about oh my god tits yeah and then you hold them you're like they're just tits
you know what i mean
but but on like you see all these movies and you're like oh my god the reveal
the tits we build it up so much
yeah but then same with like fake tits you expecting this amazing thing you're
like
oh they're just they don't move a lot right kind of hard they're hard tits yeah
i guess they make
nicer ones now than you know i think tits are like wrestling yeah we know they're
fake but i'm still on
board and then pro real wrestling is great too now real wrestling is not as
good that's true
that's a good point it's a goo