Name: The Dating Game Episode with Mark Normand & Sam Morril
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Dating Game Episode with Mark Normand & Sam Morril' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-09. Transcript available.

The Dating Game Episode with Mark Normand & Sam Morril

We got John Starks. I mean, it's good. Are you fucking give an amnesia? I sent
you like eight fucking ideas to shoot with him. Oh, my God. Well, actually
We got John Starks, you never remember the eight fucking premises. I gave you
to mark
I gave you nine premises. No, I only had one idea
Get it. Oh, okay. Sit down. Are we rolling? Yeah. Did you get all that?
He's excited about you Sam
That's a great movie Jesus Christ
How was shooting with John Starks and Christmas fucking amazing incredible guy
right and he was riffing which is insane
I wasn't expecting that Wow, he's one of the coolest
I mean one of my childhood heroes and I met him a couple of times and he was so
freaking nice
I mean we just poster on our wall wait, you shot a thing with John Starks. Yeah,
fuck off
So anyway, uh, hey been man. Hey, are we on we've been on it. Oh, okay. Shit.
This is not gonna travel
Yeah, oh wait. Hold on. Hold on. Here we go now. Happy valentine's folks little
balvini. Oh, baby
It's cold out have some have a little warmth here
Yeah, it's pretty good. I like a peter scotch personally, but it's pretty good.
Oh, man
That's damn good. But I do like peter as well. We got to get a log of all in
for the studio
Definitely, let's get a lot. We'll get it next time. Let's do it. I got a
little wreck for you out of the gate
All right watch so uh
Damn John sales, you know the filmmaker John sales John did Lone Star
Geez Jews always help sales watch. Sorry watch another one. He did recently
called a mate one
About the coal miners. Yeah, that's a great movie, too. Oh, yeah
It's about the it's Chris Cooper's first movie from the 80s. It's about a coal
mine
Union strike okay in the 1920s in West Virginia
Very cool movie got James Earl Jones is great in it. Whoa
Damn David straight hand. Uh-huh awesome line in it where there
He's the sheriff of the town and the mayor scared these guys
He's the big company send people in to intimidate you and and he's scared he
goes to David straight here. Who's the sheriff?
He goes you think they're bluffing he goes nah, but neither am I
It's pretty cool and it's just he's just a really good filmmaker that guy
It's called mate one m-a-t-e-w-a-n
But then I started reading about like, you know the cuz there's like Sid Hatfield
in it
So I started this book about the Hatfields and the boys. It's really good, but
it's like fucking hilarious the you know
It's just so much bloodshed. Yeah, just keep murdering each other. I know there's
and they you know
And they keep saying like, you know every father wants better for their kids or
like yeah
I just want better for my son and you're like well, then don't name him ransom.
Maybe
No, there's not a lot of lawyers by the name of like, you know, what's your
accountant's name a bloodlust
No, you're gonna be another murderer. Yeah, that's true. Your name is quick
draw Johnson. You're gonna get shot
It's also hilarious the amount of money
They're killing people over cuz you're reading a book and it's like they're
like he had a bounty on his head for $20
Even then it's like 800 bucks. Yeah, that's true. You know, well, it's like
those true crime
My wife watched all this shit. It's like the wife killed the husband for the
insurance money and it was
28 grand
You're killing I for 28 grand you have you have blood on your hands for that's
not gonna last you that long you're gonna buy a civic
You're gonna mind a cord with that you crazy
But yeah, but it's but that's a wreck may want cool movie if you haven't seen
lone star watch that first
That's even better. But yeah, this guy's a great filmmaker. Are we getting
older cuz we're I'm leaning hard in the westerns and I think you are
- I love a good one. I love I didn't like him as a kid
I thought they were slow and boring and
They weren't funny ever, you know, so like I never loved them, but now I'm like
all in I guess tombstone had some moments whom stone's great
Good the bad and the ugly is funny. No. Yeah, okay, but I'm watching American
prime evil
It's really well done. I hear it's great. It's Peter Berg made it. Yes, I hear
It's awesome. It's really fun. It's gritty as shit. It's gory. I mean scalping
with the Native America. They show everything
It's wild, but it's cool Sheridan kind of brought it back a little bit he did
because I think like he's like a real cowboy type
Yeah, you know, so funny like with his money. He buys like a six hundred
million dollar ranch now
Of course his movies have good like hell or high water was on
I couldn't turn it off. I'm a such a fucking that's like that's a good way to
get people in is like it's a western
But it's like bank robberies, right? You know modern version. Yeah, it's like a
modern planet, but that that's a great one to great one
Yeah, sheridan. You're right. He opened the door and now it's all coming in and
it feels like
You know, you kind of had to be have some optics
Hey, then let the Native Americans not be so savagey and all that and whatever.
This is just reality
It's just fun real gritty murder
Bloodlust gold trying to get the gold and bland
You've seen a land man. I hear it's great. I people keep talking about that's a
sheridan like yeah
Well now it's like he's got his own extended universe, right? He's got his own
whole thing
But uh, I watched the the finale because my girlfriend keeps watching like I
don't have time for another show right now
I'm more of like a movie guy cuz you know you're in you're out. It's an hour
and a half
Yeah, same but like look at a cast just top shows are like crack. They take
over your life
So I need to limit myself, but I did watch a little and I got to say it is it
is cool
I mean he's he's the man. He's just awesome always yeah
Oh, I mean I love I feel like one of the most popular rex I ever gave on here
was a simple plan
Oh, yeah, I mean another one if you like simple plan. I'm just throwing rex at
you right now one false move
Oh, I might have wrecked this in the past in the pod, but it's another Billy
Bob movie. He wrote it. Oh shit
It's him and Bill Paxson again. Oh shit amazing movie dude. I'm all in I was
like this is my cup of jizz
Franklin directed it. He did like devil in a blue dress. He did some really
cool shit. Okay
Yeah, that's a great and what it's first scene will shock you so stick with it
Apparently they walked a ton of people at this first scene because it was so
violent
So I think like this agent was there like I think he was Billy Bob or someone
big in its agent
Yeah, or maybe Carl Franklin's agent and he was on a date and she just walked
and he was like I gotta stay it's my client
Oh shit violent, but it's but it's cool as fuck and it's great writing. I love
it
It's like when they the guy heckles you and then he kicks him out with the girl
stage. Yes great great never happened to me me neither sounds fun
Sounds good in theory if you meet Billy Bob. How do you not just go?
What's what's Angelina's pussy like? Oh, come on. I mean, how do you not open
with that?
Try high maybe
My brain wouldn't even go to high. I would just be like let me smell your ass.
Let me smell your balls
Mark short circuits is like fuck pussy
Tomb Raider snatch
Yeah, that is impressive
Oh my look at this look at this this gave every not hot guy hope
Yeah, but he is like a cool guy. He's a cool guy that helps
But I mean he's not a Brad Pitt. I'm saying he's Billy his name is Billy Bob
That's a fucking toothless trailer park and he's pulling in the hottest lady in
America
He's not he's got teeth and he's not in the trailer park. Oh, yeah
But the vibe the name Billy Bob is what I'm saying. Yeah, you're right, but it
shows that it's the man that makes the name
Yeah, he's fucking he's made good shit
He's made the bad Santa was killer. What was it monsters ball sling blade? Yeah,
that's a beast all
Lyle Lovett's another one. How the fuck did he pull Julia? Remember Greg Giraldo's
joke about
Monsters ball
Do you remember this I don't remember about how they wanted this to be this
inspirational story?
Where like a guy can overcome his racism enough to fuck Halle Berry
He's like you want to make a point with that movie do the other way make it
Brad Pitt and Whoopi Goldberg
That's fucking great Giraldo man the king is just a amazing another amazing
joke from he had those jokes
We're like that was there for everybody like he had the the the Siegfried and
Roy
I was gonna say that a gay lion tamer hooked up with another gay line talk
about a soulmate as brilliant great great
That was right there right there
There's like how did no one I know and it's not there's no
What a hyperbole? It's just the thing that happened just blunt. Yeah, like yeah,
it's just fact
Hold out for mr. Right
Yeah, that's it. That's perfect. So good Valentine's Day joke, too. Oh, what do
you got there?
Came with a bowtie we have bowties. I had no idea. Do you guys want to tell us
why we're dressed like this with Valentine's
Hey, we're doing a dating game show for the first time ever. We hope this works.
We've never this was a producer Matt Peters idea here
And you got it Wow look at that skinny Mike
Markham. Whoa
What do you call the girls the the showgirls or whatever those are called they
don't get us a rape lawsuit on here
Yeah, there you go. He got in trouble, huh? Oh, yeah, and he was pretty old
when he was doing it. Yeah, so you let it slide
Yeah, physically he let it slide
The electric slide are we ready to start this up? I'm ready if you guys let's
do it. Hey, this is big news
Dun-dun-dun-dun
Let's make some whoopee
What song is this?
It's AI-generated theme song
I like this. I love it. Hold on
Defensive to the Choctaw
So the dudes are coming in first and then we bring in the women. Oh the woman.
Okay. Yes, that's how they do it in the orgy
There's Bob. Look at Bob back in the day. He still had brown hair
Just getting handsy. Just pulling. Yeah
So I noticed all photos marks takes with women. I don't know if we want this,
but he has his hand like this
When he shows you are not open. Yeah, just that's the Keanu they call it
He's oh, you can't be here this or behind their backs where you can't see. Hey,
just does this but with dudes
He's grabbing their tits. That's right. Yeah, because dudes don't snitch
Bitches be snitching
We're starting okay. Okay. All right. We we got world traveler photographer and
metalhead
He's been in the rally TV show star on top photographer a tour guide in
Florence and shreds in three metal bands. Give it up for Chris
All right
What's up man? Nice to meet you. Looking good. Right here? Whatever you want.
Yeah, whichever one you want
It's a power move. Take it's like taking the middle stall right there
Now they got to go to him. You know what I mean? Well, where are you from?
I'm from Connecticut. Nice. Living in Queens now. Nice. Okay. Sorry about Sandy
Hook
I'm not good with conversation
So you're in three bands, which is which is the one we got to listen to first
uh pestilent empire pestilent empire
All right, it's all instrumental. It's pretty whoa like dream theater. It's
correct
The chemical brothers don't know what that is. Okay. That's more techno II. Oh,
I believe yeah
But what are all the give us all the metal names the band names the other bands?
Uh, the other one's somnary
That's me. Is that you shred? Yeah. Holy shit. This guy's already the winner.
That's in Coney Island
Wow, yeah, I was like five degrees that day five and you're playing outdoors
Gotta do it dude. That's what I don't to promote
Do you ever want to just like throw a big jacket on or is it you just got to
look cool? Uh, you got to look cool
What's Under Armour? Oh? Oh, nice. Yeah, damn. There's no, uh, axe on the end
of that thing
Yeah, no headstock
Who's like a musical hero like what's a career? R. Kelly
Musical hero
There's a lot of good guys out there. Come on trent resner. He's good
Some good movie scores too. Yeah, that's true. Just the challengers. Oh, did he?
Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah
I like this dude dave davidson
He plays a band revocation.