Name: Dan Soder with Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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Dan Soder with Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

all right let's go wow that's a rare Norman miss are we rolling joined by Dan Soder
here
talking tour busing hey you're gonna be doing it I'm gonna be doing it pretty
hard but yeah you
can't sleep I couldn't sleep when I was with you and uh Jay and Bert because
Bert would just talk
till like 4 a.m. and I'd be like wired yeah yeah oh yeah are you up yeah but
comics need a little
recharge downtime that bus you wake up they're like how you feel today big guy
the best is I was
I think I finally I would like sleep in patches on the bus I was telling Sam I'm
not a good sleeper
on tour buses and then one time the whole curtain just opened and Peter rules
Bert's assistant was
like hey they're doing morning radio and they want you to come up and I was
like no and then
just five minutes later Pete comes back and he goes they're really asking for
you yeah all right but
then it ended up being fun because you get up here's the thing about it here's
the thing about going on
the road with Bert is when you get up it is partying so it feels a little like
college where you're like
yeah I'll get fucked up yeah like he was like bring a joint with you you could
smoke in the studio and I
was like I never get this opportunity by myself and it's shit you would never
do on your own if you were in a hotel in
Poughkeepsie be like fuck that but with Bert you're like I'll get on a fishing
boat and catch a fucking squid
yeah we went to the Ozarks when we were in Missouri and I was like this
actually is very fun
yeah what do you do in the Ozarks just we just swam we just went to the water
and swam and it was great
we got that great shot of us with the little shark we caught and I'm fucking
squeezing the shit out of it
the guy was like squeeze it and then everyone was like so you're squeezing it
too hard I was like
yeah I don't have the manliness of me to know how to squeeze something no I
didn't grow up with a
dad so I just go like it's either too much or too little right and then big J's
out there in jean
shorts and like a Phillies jersey well I told him I was like you should wear
you shouldn't wear your
shoes he was gonna wear his like good shoes and I was like we're getting on a
boat and then the second
the water started coming over he's like thank god yeah you're like yeah that
happened to me me Chrissy
and Nimesh did a gig in uh Chicago and this guy uh from OnlyFans was like come
on my boat and we're
like all right so we just go on a boat and we all stupidly were like we'll just
take we should take the
boat to the casino oh that sounds great it's in like Hammond Indiana like we
could take he's like I
could get you there in the boat and we're like that's a great idea he starts
going we're in our show
outfit and it's just just getting so wait you went on that you went in your
show outfit we he's like
I'll take you to the venue so we wow we had to buy boat yeah by boat we don't
like this is gonna be
badass and then we we're soaked and we're yeah and I'm like this is the one
night I'm gonna wear a
suede jacket oh god damn it and uh we like pull over pull over so we had to
dock us and we take a cab
just soaked squishy shoes yeah they were squishy it sounds like a joke a Jew an
Indian and an Italian
sound like he was trying to get rid of them he goes I can get rid of three of
them right now
there won't be a problem remember the kid who lived in a houseboat there was
always a guy who lived in
a houseboat when I was in New York City and I grew up landlocked in Colorado
unless he lived on the
Cherry Creek Reservoir this is a real buy you up because you guys remember you
guys remember how
everyone got a fan boat when they were 15 and you're like nope remember chasing
gators on the water you
remember when a gator would crawl in in early morning and you'd have gator and
eggs and you're like never
ahead oh go out and get the p-rog get some crawdad what he lived on a there was
always a guy who lived
in a boat as a kid now I'll tell you the high plains white trash version of
that which is a 16 year
old that gets his own apartment because he's like not living with his parents
right that feels like
also awesome dude it is awesome that's the best you could go over there and
just like smoke cigarettes
that's what I always want I was like it's 22 it's pretty sad but at 16 you're
like this kid's the
fucking oh yeah 16 though it is it means something really bad happened if you're
living by yourself at
16 or 17 nothing great happened it's a good point they weren't like you know
what you got all a's
you're gonna live by yourself no it's dad's in jail yeah we feel bad mom's
boyfriend gets a little
handsy yeah I gotta go I gotta go live in you know whatever apartment complex
was close by like a like
the cherry knoll or something right it was always that's the Colorado names
were always like named
after creek beds or something and it was a bunch of old people and your friend
oh it's great it was
great but a houseboat is wild houseboat was big I mean it was uh free you could
just get up and fish
and go out and he would go to school in the houseboat it was great we use dock
it yeah at school
dock it put the book bag on houseboat is cool if you're tony soprano and it's
like your second thing
it's not great if it's your primary resident unless you're a disgraced
detective yeah that's really
good at fucking go uh rec john mcdonald books dude oh yeah in florida noir oh
there you go
you love your noirs I love my dude his but the detective who solves the case is
on the boat is kind of
badass yeah cuz you're just you know you're down in the dumps a little bit it's
the romantic thing of
a physical manifestation of you being down is like living on a boat you want
the um lethal weapon
guitar lick playing yes you just got dumped yeah no no no your wife has to die
yes yeah there can't be
like a bitch walking around telling lies about you yeah oh here we go who who
creates that is that guy
gets a paycheck every time that lick hits oh oh i don't know but that's how hollywood
like this is my
problem with celebrities doing commercials is you're robbing a whole group of
people that used to make
they're living oh yeah this is the kid waking up why do you have to blow up my
wife but for our for our gay asses it's like
this it's like that new one didn't work last night i thought that crowd work
riff was gonna be a lot
funny that fat chick in the condo first date that waitress said she didn't have
a husband but she did i think joe de rosa
jacked off in this condo bed last night how does piff the magic dragon sell so
much merch
is fluffy fat or is he actually fluffy he's not fluffy anymore if he's skinny
where did matt rife buy that head piece
man you see his promo with billy idol it's pretty fun no billy idol it's kind
of cool pull it up
yeah dude i mean when you get that famous i think
calling in favors like us getting someone that famous for a promo is a huge
deal
yeah yeah i think this is better for billy idol idol's career that's true
whoa white mocha cheers yeah it's a nice day for a white mocha
oh shit kind of fun it's fun shot beautifully yeah all right we got it though
that's that's a gist of it
nice cheese stash
all right we have to watch all right good we were on a good momentum thing with
that i really derailed us
we made a whole movie jeez i know yeah this uncut there's like three hours it's
like a 824 commercial
yeah like the brutalist uh we made fun of uh we made fun of it on the bonfire
years ago but there
used to be a thing called uh billy idol wanted you to stop idling in new york
city do you remember
the no it was like i'm billy idol stop idling your car and you're like what the
fuck so this is way
better i'm happy to see he's working his way up yeah new york taxi cab things
and this might be before
you guys came to new york but they used to do a thing where they'd be like this
is paul o'neal
from the new york yankees buckle up for safety great yeah this is dr ruth it
would just be
celebrity you know what my favorite one was at dia when you get on the the
train and it goes like
it'd be like this is peyton manning oh yeah welcome to denver the one that
always made me laugh
was andrew luck in indianapolis the former colts quarterback because he has my
voice so he'd be like
hey this is andrew luck thanks for coming to indianapolis that's me that's fun
yeah is it a
win or a lose when it's like like billy idol don't idle yeah is that a win like
hey my song got picked
it all worked out are you like i'm that guy now i because sting had a deodorant
commercial and said
don't stand don't stand so and i'm sure he made a shit ton of money but i'm
like now you're the deodorant
guy yeah but then he shows you his houseboat right where he goes that was the
billy uh that was the
billy idol don't idle right right you know the commercial so i don't know him
it was like really
quick but it um yeah dude that's when you get asked to do a commercial like
that the money better be
oh yeah he got paid every day from diddy from doing i'll be missing you oh
sting did so he hurts from
diddy going to prison i guess good point diddy going bankrupt is bad for him
that's he's a character
witness please he always seemed nice to me he's like i taught him tantric sex
so he didn't bust
in any of those kids so is it sex you know it's gotta be crazy surreal as as an
aging musician
when you call up customer service and you hear your phone your song on the
whole yeah you know and
you're like oh man white wedding you know what made me feel old as fuck flying
into seattle they
played sound garden at the baggage claim oh and you're like we're cooked if you're
from if you're
elder gen uh elder millennial or gen x we're fucking we're old right spoon man
yeah it was it was like
i forget what i think it was um that band kicks ass i mean they're the best the
i uh it was really
funny to be like waiting for my bag and it was like my wave my wave my way and
you're like oh
no yeah because party's like here we ah yeah i'm old damn once elevator music
is the shit you grew up
with yeah that's what we're at it's like a really swanky hotel maybe and they're
just trying to be hip
but then even then yeah but it does hurt you know at a houseboat pull this up
kelsey grammar really
yeah yo i i thought this is just a theory well it's not a theory his ex-wife
was on the real
housewives or whatever yeah and she's like crazy hot back in the day she was
like an mtv spring break
girl which makes me think frazier was getting some crazy pussy oh yeah it's kelsey
grammar he's like
hey baby i hear the blues are calling why don't you come suck me off like i'll
toss your salad
and have some scrambled eggs he'd eat my ass and then he would make me watch
him eat eggs
niles would come in and double team yeah he goes niles friend what if we have a
little
menage a trois apparently he's a raging alcoholic really oh yeah really tragic
uh childhood
mm-hmm like isn't that weird when you you were like oh i never expected frazier
crane to have
look at this a lot this resume of poon yeah he was on he was on drugs those
whole first few seasons so
if you re-watch them it's insane how good he is because he's literally sticking
the landing on
these like crazy act outs and he's high out of his fucking mind which you know
that's like when you
find out stephen king wrote a whole book and he doesn't remember it because he
was all fucked up
babe ruth just eating sausages and you know right that breakfast smoking yeah
what was that babe ruth
breakfast like steak and eggs and sausage yeah everything and then he's just he's
just taking
him deep they say it was half black yeah that well maybe he knew maybe half
black that's really
funny maybe he knew that he's like hey no he's like white guys ain't gonna
pitch to me like this
right we get drunk and get the meat sweats yeah was he before he was before
jackie oh yeah no he
was playing just against white guys yeah oh well there you go that's why a lot
of the you know
a lot of t