Name: Drunk History w/ Chris DiStefano & Yannis Pappas
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Drunk History w/ Chris DiStefano & Yannis Pappas' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Drunk History w/ Chris DiStefano & Yannis Pappas' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-31. Transcript available.

Drunk History w/ Chris DiStefano & Yannis Pappas

hey we're here folks we might be drunk we got the hyenas what's shaking boys we're
back baby
our ticket sales dropped and we have to get back together tell me about it i
have a side job yeah
yeah it's what it is yeah we're uber pooling it yeah nice yeah yeah i'm working
on my pilot's
license really pilot no you're not oh really no yeah i'm working for ice i'm
cleaning up right i'm
making a fortune burr has a pilot's license that's why yeah no i know he does
yeah yeah and uh so i
mean just don't sig heil around him yeah for republican crowds he may need to
that may be i
heard i heard you and john stamos have the same father who me and stamos yeah
it's very possible
no i was making a bill burr billy corrigan joke oh all right 30 seconds in a
bomb what what was that
move by howie mandel when did he become fucking maury povish that was that was
a stupid move
move yeah he's a germaphobe he doesn't have much he's gonna have bill should
have just touched his
hands yeah should have licked his fingers yeah yeah you don't want to throw any
surprises at burr
but look at that i mean that is dead on that dad is definitely a piece of shit
that is really but i
mean do you think some of it is that they're both bald like if they both had
hair then it would it
would definitely yeah i heard he fucked jason statham's mom and uh vin diesels
yeah that guy's gary
veder's dead too terrible father and jeff ross yeah
we should have burr on and surprise him with elon musk oh that's big yeah those
he's love those two
guys are having a love fest right now baby yeah we'll call tim dylan yeah get
elon on the phone
yeah apparently he said musk uh suppressed him on twitter he's like i got off
twitter because every
time i make fun of him i get no views yeah i can't go on twitter without seeing
elon i can't there's
me neither and here's the deal when i go on twitter um i'm either seeing an elon
musk tweet or i'm
seeing like hardcore uncut unadulterated anti-semitism big jew hate it's huge
it's right yeah i was
worried that was just we're back baby yeah i mean it's good to know that's just
not my feed and that's
everyone's that's very common it is getting bad that the anti-semitism wow it
doesn't help that
i heart all of them yeah yeah the problem is i can't look away i know my whole
feed now is just
that because i want to know what's going on same here i only follow kanye so it's
getting rough
yeah yeah but that merch is well made i gotta be honest well it's good it's you
know i have to say
what you want about the symbol but the quality is it's top notch good cotton
soft cotton yeah and his
new album i think is just a swastika and his new studio is two swastikas you
know what's weird is
kanye has got all the swastikas he wants to be a nazi and then elon musk does a
heil but he
doesn't want to be a nazi right so it's almost like they should switch places
kanye was probably
like you did the heil yeah i'm doing that that's my thing well the funny thing
is is everyone was
going like it wasn't a how it wasn't a how and then you turn on nick fuentes
who is a you know
he's a out nazi like he wants people and nick fuentes was like funny that nazis
have to come out now
oh no he's not even there's no closets in his house he lives in a studio
apartment you can see all
the walls i mean he is a nazi and he wants you to know about kid nick fuentes
and he said he was
like yeah elon musk fucking oh he was like that was a nazi salute he was like
it was enthusiastic
whoa so nazis think it was a salute but everyone else says thinks it's an
autistic what's his name
nick fuentes i don't know this guy no name yeah i mean i'm supposed to be the
puerto rican nazi
dude racists are more diverse than anything right now i mean that's true oh salakius
look at who just
showed up you better have been late because you're cutting my fucking promos
yeah it is getting more
diversity uh clan rallies have black live uh matter stickers now yeah i mean
that was a joke
i saw you do a bit about that was really funny it's true right he's yeah he's
kind of looks good
cleanly shaven yeah i like it just the stash i love it are you on camera okay
let's turn that one
off no good to have is this the kid yeah and he is a full-blown out you know
white supremacist like
it's just like whoa it's all about like hating the jews interesting it's funny
because we keep calling
people nazis like obama was a nazi trump's a nazi but we actually have not no
they're yeah they're we
got a lot of them yeah damn and these guys want the title yeah now they want it
now they want it
it's just it's just out and what i read uh the victor frankl's book uh man's
search for meaning
there's a holocaust survivor and he says in the book that if you would have
told him and the people
that he lived i think he was living in germany as as a jew that in 1930 so 15
years ish before the
holocaust stuff that they would have been this would have happened to them like
and they would
said you're crazy like that's barbarians did that 200 years ago we're civilized
so every point in
civilization you think you're the most civilized that you won't do that again
and then it happens
again we're all the same we're all repeating everything they went after the
rich german jews
and they were like these guys control exactly that's how it starts that's where
every conspiracy
theory either starts or ends with jews running everything yeah yeah well you do
a hand on a lot
of things we do yeah we do yeah you got any spidey senses do you feel some tingling
is it
uh are you getting nervous around microwaves and shit can you tell if a
hurricane's coming
it might be an std i don't know uh i don't know what it is yeah are you feeling
any jew stuff
yeah you just gotta get off your phone no i don't feel like not from like my
crowd not from like i
feel like i go into a gas station i'm like oh shit uh no but you know yeah you
gotta just get off
twitter jews have the cloak of white guy right you know or undercover yeah
exactly they're like cubans
oh yeah you're latin you're like are you right you look swedish you just gotta
you just gotta not let
your jewish tendencies come out so you so you busted like you can't send food
back right no pepto yeah
right not pepsi they see i know that doesn't help i wonder who that one belongs
to breaks it
now you gotta like you're feeling that though right you can't have an anxiety
attack in public you got
to go into the bathroom like don't let any signs show yeah yeah if someone's is
there any food
allergies at the table you just go nope nope then you just deal with the rash
just take it you gotta
deal with going to the hospital yeah but you guys dominate like i i gave birth
in a jewish hospital
and there was a lot of different races and whatnot i saw some uh what are those
muslim head things
yeah so when it comes to the hospital they want you like you see a jewish
doctor walk in you go
all right we're gonna be okay yeah you know so you're they they pick and choose
they do it's funny
that the conspiracy never goes to that like why are there they're only two
percent of the population
but they're 14 percent of doctors nobody ever goes hey what are they doing
exactly well didn't we say
didn't we talk about on his training is that it's actual a stat that ashkenazi
jews are the smartest
race the highest intelligence like data measured yeah is that right you just
look at the nobel peace
prices and it's ashkenazi according to rfk we're also the best at uh dodging
covid which i was like
i've never heard about jews being good at dodging any illness the only issue
with ashkenazi jews is
they're the smartest but they all look like ari yeah it's a tough trade-off you
know but that's why
jesus is like hey i can't give it give it all don't you feel like the right is
starting to gaslight
in some way the way the left did right the left would be like you'd be like hey
is that a dude
swimming in the pool and they're like that is a woman and you're going she's
six six and you're
going and then you go they go yeah she was a guy two years ago she was a male
swimmer yeah and it's
totally fine because yeah darosa jumps in the pool starts blowing her yeah and
everyone's just going
like that's a girl that's just cool there's nothing wrong with that and like it's
kind of you're going
like very gas lady and now you're going you're watching elon just go like yeah
and he's like
like it's an autistic yeah i don't think i don't think he's a nazi but i do
think he's sig hailed
i mean yeah isn't that that's full across yeah twice yeah that's uh culture
appropriation too by
the way why don't we call up culture appropriation when you're nazi heil yeah
because you're not a
nazi so where's the the left on that right well where's the germans speaking up
that's our culture
good point culture voucher yeah good point yeah yeah my mother came home she's
like did you see the
good news what elon did the right is also getting canceling i posted a baron
trump joke and it was
like this is appalling you should be ashamed or abortion joke to get mad at you're
like yeah wait
wait now everyone's blue haired queef everyone's cool until you fuck with their
shit yeah silence is
violence unless you speak up and say something they don't agree with then you're
a piece of shit yeah
good point yeah everyone's full of shit like big is beautiful hey we got ozimbik
put that my ass
yeah i thought it was beautiful you fat fuck you made me call you pretty yeah
yeah it just shows
literally ozimbik is a drug that we are like you know how like people used to
walk around with like
scurvy so you should have that obesity and therefore type 2 diabetes like they
don't have to exist we
can fully eradicate it with ozimbik and munjaro and all that but it's this life-saving
drug but now
people are against it because they're like hey you know don't don't label me
that i lost my weight
you don't know zemp who gives a fuck just lose the weight you fat yeah yeah
people say they're
cheating but it's like you know no it's a drug you're we don't do that with
anything a woman gets
breast implants we're not like she cheated we're like cool yeah great you know
i like natties
though i like natties too natties are great i don't like inflate i don't mind
fake boobs i don't
like a fake butt and i don't like fake lips or botox but i don't know i don't
mind a little
you know whatever fake tit don't hurt anybody it doesn't i don't love it i'd
rather now i think
everybody prefer natural yeah sure you know but i make some good fake tits
these days they do yeah
they do they really do really do you can't tell the fake butt i'm not into at
all no no i don't like
that like that's how every influencer dies just like a butt implant oh yeah
always in mexico yeah right
i was gonna say but amber rose and kim k got the butt taken out yeah it's it's
those are some bad
ones yikes yeah what the hell was happening before those are what you call
third world tits yeah that's
yeah that's when you go to chile or you go to madagascar you're like give me
some implants
right who releases these photos this is a bad doctor i guess this is lawsuits
wow my tits came out like
that i'd go lawsuit yeah nose job was the original fake what was the nose job
oh that was the original
one right there i can't tell those two apart that that's racist this is all not
going anywhere you know
no what this podcast episode or careers which one yeah maybe all of it but fake
tits trans technology
it's going nowhere people are resisting it but you know they also resisted
remember when netflix
used to do the dvds yeah and then they switched to streaming and people rebelled
and they canceled
all their netflix uh subscriptions oh when the new technology came out that's
what they're kind of
doing with trans they're like resisting going but you're like if this
technology is not going
it's not going anywhere no it's only going to get better it's only going to get
better and it'll get
probably more acceptable as time goes on wh