Name: Jim Gaffigan w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jim Gaffigan w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-14. Transcript available.

Jim Gaffigan w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk

how's it going ah i like how he's like put out i don't want to be there now the
movie heat
it has de niro pacino kilmer but the reason everyone loves it is yeah you
guessed it
way and grow does he die in a robe in the end of the last scene yeah okay
haters loving it so
who here is on a dating app
tender bumble yelp
and who here has seen heat it's like so dumb and who here that has seen heat is
terrified to be on
the stage with me wayne grow
that is what a weird pitch for five minutes i mean it's insane wow it kind of
becomes unfunny and then
gets funny again right right it's cool that he's just he's going right in he's
like i'll ride it out
um yeah i mean should we start it up yeah go ahead yeah we were just talking
val kilmer man r.i.p val
kilmer one of the best yeah great guy such a talent great documentary top
secret i grew up on that
oh he's so good in that blew my mind so funny so funny the scene where he's he's
in a shootout with
the windows and he bangs a hole in the window it's like a circle then they
shoot him and it's an x then
he bangs another circle out i mean i love i love when he's in the prison cell
and he keeps marking as if
time passed yeah it's like 20 days but it's been like 20 minutes yes yes i mean
it's so stupid i
mean it's it's a really funny movie the black guy's chocolate mousse there's a
there's a lady with
cleavage who starts talking to this guy he's a robot and she starts rubbing her
tits on him and his
antenna goes so so many great gags in that movie also also kiss kiss bang bang
oh oh my god he's so
uh and these are all like different types of comedy so he's not just a great
versatile actor but he's
doing different types of comedic performances too and totally dude he's really
funny in tombstone
great he makes tombstone he he he's the reason to watch tombstone yeah in the
range he's in top
secret and the doors movie i know and top gun as ice man but dude when he when
he uh has that first
showdown with johnny ringo and johnny ringo does all the fucking tricks with
the gun and then he just
does the same thing with an empty glass of whiskey he was drinking it's so i
mean he did ever gave you
everything in tombstone like he's a badass he's funny he makes you cry in the
vulnerable he's dude
he's so cool oh yeah heat we didn't even bring up heat oh heat one of the
coolest michael man's
masterpiece i don't know if it's my favorite michael man movie but i love it
yeah but it's great manhunter
i i might go beef the insider dude oh insider's great the insider's incredible
that's a hell of a movie
but i love val kilmer apparently veter was telling me this that i i think they
couldn't pay him what
his rate was but he was like if you put me on the poster with pacino and de niro
i'll do it and pull
up the poster i mean that's like a that's like a power move right there it's
funny because i was always
like why is he on the poster he doesn't seem big enough but there you go there
you go and he got a
name on there too look at that wow good for val what a guy great documentary if
you want to weep all night
watch val it was a wreck on this podcast and i watched it because of you yes
and you said you
cried and i did i got misty myself it passed the girlfriend test i was like let's
try this she's
like are you kidding who is this guy i never heard of him and then she was weeping
never heard of val
kilmer she is out to lunch 16 years old she doesn't know brando de niro but she
knows she knows the
bachelor she knows uh below deck she knows the kardashians yeah it's not good
yeah he was great
man and he was in like you know talks about being i mean he was batman oh yeah
well stop bringing that
up it's not the worst batman and he's and he's a good batman it's just not a
good movie yeah schumacher
really got got weird he got gay it was all about lips yes he was he was it was
all about batman's
lips you're just like what are we doing here that's when you get the black batman
yeah all right and gene hackman we're gonna throw him in the mix too i don't
know if we did a
thing on him yet but yeah look at those that's what i mean luscious beauties
there yeah he looks
like he's in an snm club in berlin like what the hell is this is this batman or
am i about to get
fucking spanked here what the hell i know i'm wearing a ball gag over here what
is going on achi
machi look at the cup on that son of a b that was it was it the clooney one or
was it this one where
he had nipples that's the controversy about this one he had nipples nipples on
the suit he's ripped
i mean uh he's got me in a wet market who's designing this we're like we need nipples
yeah i also love
they draw on the six-pack for this outfit i know like batman's like look i do
still drink i don't
have abs in this costume do me a favor and contrast this batman with adam west
could there be more of
a contrast like the doughiest white guy of all time and then a ripped six-pack
ab son of a b look at
that that's just a regular dude adam west was fucking too oh he was a poon hound
oh my look at this he
looks chinese he does yeah he's a chinese batman started a fucking virus god it
was easy to be a
man back then you just did not be fat and you were killing it yeah you're right
you could be doughy
back then be doughy smoke cigarettes drink all the whiskey you want and you
were good to go yeah let
me have my glass of whole milk with dinner yeah my pack of cigarettes and my my
wife with a black eye
the american way burt ward yeah i mean he he turned uh he turned down batman
and robin val kilmer
to do the saint saint was cool yeah i never saw hero no that wasn't that was
isn't that daredevil
but he's i think he's blind in this saint is he he's not a superhero but he's
he's blind he's like a
blind secret agent is he i had no idea isn't he blind he's blind in that mirror
sorvino movie
uh you might be combining you're right i'm combining never mind how many blind
superheroes are we gonna
have we got stevie wonder we got ray charles we got daredevil i uh by the way
here's my here's my
beef with daredevil they say he's blind but then he's like beating up eight
guys at one yeah his
other senses are heightened it's like i don't think that's how i don't think
that's how it works i think
you'd be able to like smell a fart from the living room or something right we'll
just beat up a whole
crew of people that's a good point yeah yeah that's true that's my bone to pick
with daredevil you got
a point and he should be reading more braille why is there no braille in daredevil
what's up with
braille by the way you ever do that have i ever felt braille yeah no i i read
wow as a goof let me
see if i can read this little uh bible scripture here written on the elevator
and it is just it's a
tough life it's tough yeah yeah damn that's how you have to learn braille's
great you ever seen a
book of braille it's just a book with all the buttons on it you got to do that
damn great you
blind people you think they're good at fingering oh no doubt about it they're
feeling the bumps they're
like oh this tells a story every vagina yeah and the story is she's been with
other men who have a
very very unholy disease yeah that's a lot of bumps in 1970 national library
service put out a
edition of playboy in braille thank you wow bummer you're like man these are
some sweet tits
this is great i read the articles
damn wow that's very uh inclusive i love it who's our guest here all right let's
all right
um yeah we got yeah hackman kilmer they go in threes they say so we'll see who's
next damn
speaking of here's our guest hey you're rolling oh we're going to come in we
might be able to use
this we want to give val kilmer a shout out before you got him yeah hopefully
he's all right
cool jacket dude you're looking good you know what let me tell you
let me tell you something all you need a three motherfuckers could take over a
country that's a
good randy savage that's all you need let me tell you something oh yeah there's
uh there's jack roy
that's right hey there you go i think his real name is jacob cohen fun fact
yeah jacob cohen from
queens my name was jacob cohen then i changed my dad and molested my father uh
my father worked in vaudeville
uh his name was cohen so i didn't want to use cohen so i
well how the hell are you hey i'm good it's great to be are you guys already
drunk no no we
saved you for that all right no pressure no pressure i'm sorry i'm late it's
all right
you're fine it's a little bit it's farther away than i thought and who comes to
this part of town
it is very empty but i like your setup here i feel like it's upgraded a little
bit yeah yeah
you actually you were in the other studio oh yeah that's right yeah yeah one of
the early guests
thanks for doing it back you were filming it back then yeah was i one of the
early guys you're one of
the early early guests all i do is give give give give yeah comedy so you bang
out a couple yeah
that's right and then hit the road and they post them yeah hey sell tickets you
know speaking of
giving you never gave us a whiskey i did give you a whiskey oh yeah it's at
home though but you
bought another one i bought i'm at the studio whoa there's this is the new
edition what what's different
about it well it's like each is a small precious batch instead of a small batch
i call it a precious
back because it all has to do with children yeah and um but i call brad williams
but this is but
this is the night so like there's regular strength and then there's empty nester
strength i bet your
parents can identify with the empty nester strength they miss their boys but no
so we drink the empty
nester sure whichever one you want it's one tire proof let's give us higher but
i know you probably
need you probably need the lower proof ah what's that supposed to be so wait a
minute so people that
i was thinking about this on the ride over here so like are people that enjoy
this podcast obviously
they're all types of people but would you say that there are more people that
uh love the the juice
or more people that just love the two that's a good question it's a good i'd
say more comedy but we
also got a lot of alcoholics we got a lot of sober people we got a big sober
listenership too but
yeah so all right so do we have uh so i think we go empty nesters are we going
on the rocks straight
up what are you doing i'd love if you got a big rock oh you better believe it
yeah you know like
sometimes you encounter these these purists that are like it took them forever
to get the water out of
the thing right why would you put water near it but i believe it brings
something out here here let's
nice right but i know you guys are rye guys right yeah well you better believe
it bourbon yeah this
is a bourbon oh that smells really good dude right very nice wait a minute so
you probably get so much
but you didn't try it when i sent it last time i did try it i have it at home
on the cart the bar cart
i did try it i enjoyed it all right hit me baby oh i love a big big old rock so
i love a big rock
yeah i love a man what's your favorite whiskey cocktail jim i'm not i'm not i'm
like i this is
exactly how i like it all right i love uh high proof oh yeah and i like it with
a big rock and uh
yeah here we go here we go look at that i feel like don draper right see bourbon
has a sweetness
to it that's really good that's a good drink dude right and so yeah there is
something about
that's a chill because i want to i want to talk to you guys about your journey
with your ride because
when you started it as anyone who's listening who does partake or maybe maybe
they listen because
they partake too much yeah is there is an evolution so what you loved about uh
a drink at the beginning
or even a whiskey at the beginning can evolve so like you like i like a much
higher proof than when
i started even with father time i was very obsessed with wanting it to be
smooth that was just because
i had tried celebrity brands and so many of them were like you're like oh my
go