Name: Joe List & Tom Dustin w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe List & Tom Dustin w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-21. Transcript available.

Joe List & Tom Dustin w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril

hey we're here we might be drunk we got Tom Dustin and Joe List he's about to
crack open a bodega
cat fresh off their new movie which I really enjoyed I think it's really great
can you can
you go watch it yet or no so it's coming into the theater I don't know when
this comes up but it's
coming into theaters it's coming to movie theaters unbelievable I'm literally
not believable we just
did Bennington he's like this makes no sense yeah well theaters in the toilet
now so you can
pretty much do anything over there I imagine oh yeah I'll shit in your mouth we
can get it into a
regal two boys one mouth David Fincher's going straight to Netflix you're like
I'm going to the
theaters we're taking the theaters back baby so we got some day I sent them to
salacuse April 25th
the quad cinema here in New York City nice and uh the sunset five in Los
Angeles but it's coming
everywhere look at this Philadelphia uh Cambridge Massachusetts Atlanta Houston
I can't read that
fast it's not on there it's the best one what it's the Tropic Cinema in Key
West it's yeah yeah that a
baby so it's coming everywhere go to Tom Dustin doc.com all the infos there you
can't get uh tickets yet
but they're coming because it's a movie right so it's not it's not a you know a
fucking the Wilbur
theater or whatever there's no link not a link yet look at that poster is that
beautiful I don't know
I've never seen it with that you look way worse in that picture than you do in
real life yeah that's
oh give them an hour I remember when they I don't remember when they took that
picture because I was
hammered but uh it's a haunting portrait well I don't like how my my my facial
here looks like it
goes all over my face it's true yeah it looks like I got hairy forehead you're
teen wolf you're drunk
wolf also by the way I was like this poster this is finally Salakuse does some
work that I can really
sink my teeth this is his best work I didn't take the picture for six months I
told everyone this is
Salakuse at his best some other guy took it no way I've been saying that too I
designed it I didn't take it
oh you put letters on it he put letters over the hair the guy that took that
picture his name's Tom
Flip he's a artist and uh whatever and Flippy uh photographer in Key West and
he prefers flippers
he does it he does a thing every every five years he takes pictures of everyone
in Key West all the
locals oh and so that's what that came out of is he does like a big art project
where it's every local
and oh fun it's pretty cool to see how people age every five years sure and he
also does uh a thing
he doesn't take many second portraits exactly he does the flip book which is uh
nude women oh in Key West
locals of any shape size ugliness and uh my my fiancee Kristen she's in it she's
on the last page with
her tits pull it up with that I don't want to see to pull up someone else's tits
she's in the book
it's open game but her husband's not next to her in the book well how do we buy
the book can't we
have a book I'll send you I'll send you a copy thank you well who had the line
was it your line about it
because someone was saying it's porn and he was saying Reiner what the hell he
said bring up
somebody's tits oh god I thought that was Reggie Miller on the right oh yeah I
can see it I thought
it was Pete Davidson that's who I was thinking of um but someone said that like
well this is porn and
then they were like no it's art and that was it you yeah yeah tell that tell
that I think I think
basically because Kristen sold me sold it she's true I gotta take these
pictures they're a little
risque I go I don't care do whatever you want yeah and and uh she goes it's for
the you know nice
coffee it's fucking paperback uh paperback does not mean art you need a hard
cover yeah you need a
fucking hard cover right can we get a ruling on that anything non-hard cover is
porn I I mean it
sounds right it sounds yeah it got like if you're not yeah I mean I mean you're
in like a paperback oh
yeah I mean it's fancy it's glossy you could flip through it it's like a flip
through it yeah like a
there's no uh there's no hard a soft cover Bible no no Bible's a Bible you know
it's it's it's hard
no there's soft Bibles the one in the hotels are soft I think I think they're
hard in the thing
yeah the Quran is a little floppy the Torah is soft the Torah is soft you you
open it up it's
like a little scroll that's true I'm always blown away by people that know
about religion like many
religions like I was watching Jason Bourne Salmon Salmon how do you say his
name I think you got it
Salmon yeah he's hilarious great bits but he was doing a long bit about
religion he was doing all
the things from every religion I'm like you know about the religions
interesting he's like because
in Ramadan is this and hula hoops are that and I was like what the fuck are you
talking about
research yeah no I know that's what I mean I'm like I don't research so I'm
impressed by people
that do right right do you guys know about for the bed I guess if I had a bed I
would research but
that seems like yeah which one is Ramadan is that Muslim yes okay
Ramadan in worst breakfast ever no bacon no nothing but but yeah so tell it
tell the world about you
you and Tom give us the whole history we got the move so we made a movie I made
a movie but Tom's in it
it's called Tom Dustin portrait comedian Matt Salikus is uh he was the uh
cameraman on the
damn thing he grip what made you want to do this well Tom I mean you guys know
Tom Tom is like the
best hang the funniest guy I've ever met my best buddy here here and you just
want people to get to
see what it's like to hang out with with Tom because you know he's down in Key
West he's not on the
podcast everyone knows what it's like to hang out with you guys sure and it's
not a ton of fun right but
Tom Tom is a laugh a minute he's a hoot he's a hoot and so uh I just wanted to
make him originally it
was just gonna be Tom has so many great stories and that maybe we'll get to a
couple but he's got
so many great stories I was like let me capture Tom telling some stories and
doing his job and put
together like uh you know just a portrait of Tom being Tom it was like
originally you're thinking
it was like a short maybe I thought it could be a feature so this uh Matt's
ahead of us here he's
pulling it up there's a great doc called uh Italian American by Martin Scorsese
and another one called
American Boy did you ever watch those movies I own them yeah yeah yeah so
basically I was watching this
American Boy which is a fun profile of this guy Steve Prince and he's telling
stories and the most
famous thing from that movie is he tells the story that's the scene in Pulp Fiction
where she he gets
the heart no way Tarantino stole it from this documentary wow you gotta stab
him three times he
tells all that stuff it's pretty amazing a felt pen yeah a fucking black magic
marker so I was like
well Tom's more interesting than this fucking fella and they even look similar
yeah so I thought I'll go
down there I'll shoot Tom uh tell him some stories and we shot for three days
and Salicus was uh asking
him some questions that ended up having great answers and then it became this
much sort of bigger
thing and uh Tom was very sweet to me so it kind of became about our friendship
in a lot of ways
yeah yeah it's a beautiful thing because you guys were tight as a kissing
cousins and then you moved
to NYC you stayed in Beantown then eventually you kind of you went to Key West
yeah and you wanted to
stay friends it's a great way to bring it back in it's funny we wanted to stay
friends well I mean
I've seen you more the last year if you want to reconnect this isn't Charlie
Rose dude I'm sorry
if you want to reconnect with a friend make a movie about him because now we
got to go around
promoting the great point that's my podcast I'm gonna make a movie about my
father
ghost dad I think uh no that's uh
nice nice little tag all right but dude uh yeah I love what you talk about like
you like make Key West
kind of a character in this and it's like the it's a you call it like the land
of broken toys or
something who said oh a lady said uh misfit toys the land of misfit toys yeah I
love that so yeah I
wanted Key West to be like a character in the movie which I think we got I
think we got a lot of oh yeah
Key West stuff and um so but there's also I want to make sure people realize
like Ari said he's like
this is literally the funniest documentary ever like when you guys came to the
theater and saw it which
meant a lot to us it's a laugh a minute I mean there's like a lot of big big
laughs you got like
probably capturing the Friedman's was pretty funny but I guess oh if you're
gonna force yeah it was cut
that um no Tom does about 15 or 20 minutes worth of stand-up in there which is
killer and then we
tell some story and then Tom is just so we're gonna get Tom to talk I need this
I need this to be big
because you burned my 20 minutes they didn't even use one of your favorite one
of my favorite bits of
years the uh you don't shit what you eat bit oh that's a great bit do the bit I
still do it I don't
know you're burning 21 minutes now uh the thing about it uh it's tipping uh tip
your bar staff bit
I always used to do it which was funny because I'd work like comedy clubs and
be like don't do that bit
because the bar staff would be like hey there's already 18 percent gratuity don't
call attention to it
oh you know don't call attention to the tip right uh but I used to do the bit
about tip your bar staff
uh but whatever I don't know I worked in a bar in Boston and uh I figured out
the fucking
the bit is you were talking to a woman the one of the waitresses and the
manager said hey oh yeah
don't shit where you eat I was trying to fuck all the waitresses and they were
like yeah the manager
was like don't shit shit where you eat and I was like I'm not trying to shit
where you eat I would never
eat here yeah I'm trying to fuck where I steal hey that's great there it is
that's great folks for
more bits like that check out Tom Dustin portrait of a comedian now are you
guys gonna go to some of
the theaters and and do a like a little live thing as well well too much work
here's the thing with Tom
the master of promotion is leaving on a world round round the world trip the
day before the fucking movie
premieres leaving or deported I didn't know I didn't know so no my my fiancee
Kristen I don't know you
didn't you didn't meet her yet flip oh no you met her at the thing yeah we met
her at the thing uh but
yeah uh she her brother's getting married in Vietnam oh god so she was like one
day she was like Tom we
gotta go to Vietnam and I was like I got some old scores to settle
how did they land on Vietnam uh well the the white uh her brother's wife is
Vietnamese oh Charlie met her
online I was convinced it was a dude yeah but no it turned out she's a
wonderful lady and uh we're
going over I even I'm wearing the traditional Vietnamese wedding outfit it's
called an ao dai
but yeah we're going over there and I was like I'm not going halfway around the
world unless we can
keep going I want to go all the way around and tell these flat earthers to fuck
off hell yeah so
yeah we're going uh Vietnam Thailand Nepal Dubai damn Greece Turkey damn
Portugal you got that kind of
scratch I mean that no no no my uh fiancee's mother is paying for it wow
beautiful but once you folks
come to see the movie then I'll have that kind of scratch well that that money
goes back to me I
spent a lot of money on this yeah you're in the hole a little bit quite a bit
and it keeps being more it's like it's like owning a boat everything's like
another thousand we bought
a song and then I what song what song do you buy souvenirs by John Prine that
was a good pick one
of the greats thank you and Henry Phillips covered it for us but then my
manager god bless his heart he's
one of the best he writes to me and goes hey it looks like the mov