Name: Tim Dillon w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-05. Transcript available.

Tim Dillon w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril

hey Tim Dillon's here thanks for having me please special on Netflix thank you
for a good body yeah
it's there we were in the top 10 for a week which was good that's hard now it's
hard to do love on
the spectrum got us but our class special so enjoy it while you can I'm kidding
it's all gonna work
what was that adolescence what was that thing adolescence was big that was
about a young kid
who murdered his friend yes or which one is that but a young kid who killed a
girl the British kid
oh cute kid too everything on Netflix now is either the silliest thing ever or
the darkest
thing you've ever seen right no in the middle yeah it's either like these two
people are dating but
they've only ever seen each other's eyes or it's like an eight-year-old
committed a mass murder
there's no in the middle ground let's eat cake or right is this cake or rape
that's it is this rape
have you guys done that show is it cake is this other way that's a show that is
rape
it's those who I ever heard Lewis Gomez once years ago said we should do a show
called rape dicks
where we investigate open my grape claims and I said I'm we're I'm gonna pass
I saw this movie is a wreck if you've never seen you know this British director
Mike Lee
of course have you seen naked um I haven't seen but he did I think he did if I'm
thinking to the
right that guy he did secrets and lies he's brilliant yeah dude it's it's dark
that's the guy oh that's a
congressman it's a senator from Utah he pulled up an Asian man no uh no it's
dude literally opening
scene rape and you're like all right I guess he's the bad guy and then there's
another rape and
you're like I'm confused this is a lot there's like five rapes in this movie
but it's dark good
though it's thought-provoking and crazy and and really okay he had one movie
called secrets and lies it
was brilliant I've heard the whole plot of the movie is that is a British
working class woman finds out
she has a daughter and the daughter's black so it's just a very interesting
because like today
obviously wouldn't really be that but it was like such a thing yeah right now
where it's like it was
just a funny movie on rewatch it's funny yeah you know because that's the whole
plot so the whole
plot is like she had sex with a black guy and that's a black daughter wow and
her family has to
accept it I mean look at the look at she's crying next so she's disappointed
twice she's right now I
have a daughter oh no she's crying she's literally crying she's black she's
like sweet oh how did it
happen we have come a long way yeah long away we've come along yeah wow that
was the film now this
looks like an abc show this looks like a new show that's bob loves abishola
this is abodeville
elementary everybody oh good times all right I gotta check out this naked it's
good I'm doing it it's
shocking five really that's more than a hannah gatsby special that's right it
was crazy all right I'm on
I'm in yeah dude I saw you making the rounds you're popping up everywhere I'm
doing a lot you got to do it
now yeah you got to do it I mean I'm on every I'm on like CNN Fox I'm on all
the things and it's crazy
how much do they actually air of you on CNN uh it was a guy saw that clip yeah
yeah I they haven't
done it yet but we sat there for an hour we had a really great talk and I just
think I think they'll
air it I hope they'll air it um it's gonna be the journalist is pushing for
them to air the whole
thing either not on TV but on the line YouTube right yeah we had a good talk it
wasn't it was it
was a good talk but they have a narrative yeah all the cable things do but I
get it and because like
you go on Fox you're like is cancel culture canceled right and you're like and
then they'll be like
this guy's got a new special that woke losers will hate and I'm like but it's
like me talking about my
mother like it's not like I'm not like up there being like the tariffs you know
like
but I get it it's like you know it's just what it is but it's you know you
gotta make the round and
they're fun and you see how much that media is dying because all these things
are remote
is that you just go into a room they put a earpiece in you and then Sean Hannity's
in Florida
uh-huh and he's like you know all right next coming up is Tim Dillon and then
he goes he goes
you do your thing with him and then he goes why are people offended at jokes I
don't know it's
privileged I guess they're coddled or you know people are real problems you
know and he
goes right right then you'll go back and forth quick quick and then he's like
thank you so much
well that's we love you and good luck and then you do that and you're like okay
and then some guy
comes in and he like takes the thing off you and then he's like goodbye wow and
then you just walk
out onto sixth avenue it's over then you do Theo Vaughn and it gets eight
million more views right it's
yeah so it's a weird but then it's like weird because Hannity will appear there's
just people
that watch that sure like old Long Island friends of mine are like texting me
photos
because that's their he's their Theo Vaughn right Sean Hannity's their you know
what Larry King or
Larry King whatever Howard Stern or whatever so it's like it's just it's just
interesting what hits what
people yeah what people and I just want people to watch the special so I'll
just do anything that'll get
people to watch this special well Schultz fucked us because he did like Barry
Weiss then he did
Megyn Kelly then he did Shay Shay then he did Rogan like he hit every he wouldn't
even do like
are you garbage he just did all the other I'm doing Barry Weiss but then I'll
do Hamas
like I'm gonna do bald like I'll go right into the tunnel because frankly I
want to hear everybody
I want all viewers some of your friends from Long Island are like I liked you
on Hamas
that's gotta be a big tunnel there watch out hey that's what I said about my I
was doing some
joke about my I don't know my stepmother or something I said drag her into the
tunnel make
it bigger or something oh she heard it they hear it they hear it these people
they hear the things
you say now well people send it to these they go hey did you hear what this
asshole said you're
like what are you doing yeah she doesn't watch tv enjoy it calmly and privately
yes my friends I
grew up with who listen to you and they're like Tim Dillon mentioned you I'm
like oh so I get like
cred from you you know yeah all the time exactly it's I have that weird do you
guys ever have that
thing like he'll send me a thing he's like Bill Burr mentioned you and you're
like oh I'm always
terrified it's gonna be like this guy's a hack he's gonna say so you kind of
have to listen like
with one eye closed we make edits on this podcast we yes it gets to a point
with sometimes too much
booze we're like we start shit talk of course let's cut it down you gotta rein
it in yeah sometimes I
get it we had Bert on he got seven whiskeys deep he's like this guy suck this
guy oh I got texts from
people who were like my feelings are hurting he's an alcoholic and Bert went
for sushi for three hours
it's the best dinner ever he will shit talk all night it's pretty great that
shit talker in the
business best most fun stories from like back in the day he's really oh he's
really he's on our pod
we're all hammered he's yelling at mark he's like catch up I'm like dude you
weigh 400 pounds more than
us yeah we shouldn't be going drink but I don't even think it's that because he's
not even that big
anymore but he's just trained his body yeah yeah exactly trained you know we
have sets that night
he's going to eat a steak and fall asleep he fell asleep at a steak segura's
like he's asleep at
dinner yeah and I'm like yeah we're fucked up too believe it or not we're
trying to keep up with him
yeah it was uh yeah what a dinner what a fun yeah just fun yeah you know no he's
a great time he's a
great time he's a machine yeah he's so much fun but that sushi dinner he there's
no way he remembers
that he loved it he does remember it's weird all right we went to a place where
you can't take out
the phone oh on purpose they will not allow the phones are right would you ever
get married do you
think I don't know I've been thinking about it more I think it's a uh do that
now you can do it now
um for now that's true but no I'm kidding uh I think you'd have it would have
to make a lot of sense
because New York's a state where it's a community property state so you got to
be deeply in love with
someone you got to want that legal definition because it is half your property
and half your
money and half of all of it well you get the nup you get the pre yeah but I
will tell you it's
New York's tough yeah Ali's tough yeah even with them are you a New York
resident right now I don't
know yeah I don't know either because I don't I I I was last year the year
before that was California
two years ago was Texas that was a good one you better figure that out you
might get sent to El
Salvador well first of all I will enjoy it um there's not one image from that
prison that's
disturbed me or made me feel like it isn't fun no I'm kidding they had margaritas
um yeah no I think
I'm a New York resident all right welcome back the numbers of days holy shit
that's like Tim's spring
break I mean is that who's fearing that zoom in zoom in let's get a little more
zoom in Harry
Krishna holy hell I mean come on that doesn't look so bad we got a few the one
with the tats is pretty
good pretty hot once the left and right not great yeah by the way you know
where gay marriage is not
legal Ukraine yeah and I think Greece just pulled back did you see this they
pulled well I think
Greece got too gay I mean I think Greece went so gay that they said we need to
pull it back yeah I
think there were guys just leaving their wives in the middle of dinner getting
gay married and then
coming back so I think you need to find a healthy right well even the gay icons
the Greek guys right
gay yeah very gay oh yeah Rome too yeah I think it's a it's a it's a a a weird
time we're in now
because there's this big circle now called queer yeah no one knows what that
means and people don't
like things that are undefined yes where they go wait so who's queer and what
is this and what do you
want from me and what do I got to call you and how does this work and are you
suing me and all that
and and what happens is now you're lumped into this thing where you go it's you're
it's it's trans
people which is great but then it's also non-binary people and then you go okay
and then you're like
but it's also people that identifies a million different genders you go okay
and then you go
it's also pansexuals and sapiosexuals and demisexuals and you go I don't know
what any of that
means and you start sure you do either yeah like the menu at a diner you're
like this is a lot
yeah too much and I I think what's what's people I you know it's going back
people are pulling back
now and going like re-evaluating some of these progressive in my mind good
things like gay
marriage and stuff like that because I think they're going wait a minute what
is this new
world that we don't really understand that we're being kind of led into well
yeah and you I think
you need the definitions like just yeah what is a woman and people start going
like well yeah it's
crazy just uh we gotta get we gotta make this quicker no one wants to come off
as like ignorant or
disrespectful but it is getting I'm a little confused but yeah well that's what
yelled at or fired
well that's the thing if people said to me like 2010 everything's glee
everything's fine no one cares
about anything yeah and then if somebody came to me and said well how do we get
this going the other
way how do we get go slide back I go I don't know take some drag queens put
them in a library have
them read to eight-year-olds like that's the craziest that's just got picked up
on Netflix too yeah
that's that's the new show the craziest thing is like you have