Name: Big Jay Oakerson w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Big Jay Oakerson w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-12. Transcript available.

Big Jay Oakerson w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril

Hey! We're here! We might be drunk, folks! We're back!
We're talking right now, is the thumbs up in text,
are you talking like when you highlight the text and do the thumbs up?
Yes.
Or just the big thumbs up?
I think the big one works.
Big thumbs up.
They're both passive-aggressive.
Yeah, but that, I got a big one from a guy I want to like me, and I was crushed.
Was it a comic?
Yeah.
With Jerry?
No, he doesn't know how to do that.
He's using a fucking landline.
But it was a comic we all love and know, and he's been on the show.
But he gave me one of the, I said, like, I love your show or your special,
and he went, thumbs up.
Yeah, but comics can't take a cop.
I got it.
And one.
I didn't guess.
Hey, Mark.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And it was the big yellow one, too.
Thumbs up?
Yeah.
That's kind of mean.
Do I loved your special?
I said something.
I said something like.
Do I loved your, I think you would say thanks, too.
I love.
Yeah, it might have been something else.
Yeah.
Too I loved your special.
That's painful.
Also, we had been chatting a little, and then I think he kind of was like, all
right, I'm
done here.
That is the problem with texting, is knowing when to dip out.
Yes.
Because if you sometimes have a long one going.
Yes.
And I'm nervous.
Even if it's a famous dude, I don't want to overstate.
No.
Well, I'm like, I don't want you to think I'm trying to get something.
Totally.
I'm just, you know.
And I think there's an age thing.
Over 50, they don't like texting all day.
We can go back and forth all night, you know?
But over 50-year-old guy, they're in and out on text.
I saw Paul Rudd at a Knicks game, and he just came up and started chatting.
He's really cool.
He's a really nice guy.
But I also don't want to be the guy who, where he's like, all right, well, it's
good.
Of course.
So I'm the one who's like, well, it's great to see you.
Like, let me get out.
Yes, yes.
Let me hit that eject button.
Yes.
In the words of Costanza, the longer I stay here, the more damage I'll do.
I know.
So I get in, I get out, I get out.
How sad is it that that's both our confidence level?
Totally.
We're professional entertainers, and I'm like, the more we talk to you, we will
ruin it.
Well, I will say an abortion joke.
Oh, my God.
I did it the other night.
I was at a bar.
I was at a random bar.
I was at a bar, just really nice guy, comp and drinks.
I'm getting, I'm hammered.
I'm hammered after the Knicks loss.
Yeah.
And his wife is really nice.
Yeah.
But I say retard.
And she goes, that's really messed up.
Oh.
I work with special needs kids.
Oh, no.
And she goes, I work with special ed.
And I go, well, I was in special ed.
And she goes.
Good save.
Yeah.
And she goes, well, I also work with kids with a speech disability.
I said, I had a speech disability.
Whoa.
It's like your end work.
And she just paused and goes, well, I guess you could say it then.
Oh.
All right.
You won.
I said, you know, I kissed a boy in second grade.
Maybe there's another word I could say.
That's how we met.
Wow.
Good job.
Because you never win those.
Those are unwinnable.
And then I just kept throwing them in there excessively.
Ah, yes.
And she started laughing.
That's great.
I broke her down.
Now, let me throw this at you and see what sticks.
I saw a couple of kids at like an ice cream parlor or a pizza shop.
And they kept throwing the N-word out.
These are black kids.
But they were young.
And they kept throwing the N-word out.
And a lady goes, hey, do you mind stop cursing?
I'm with my kid.
Oh.
And they were like, we're saying the N-word.
And she's like, that's a curse word.
And I was like, that's a good point.
I never thought of it that way.
She's like.
She's a white woman, though.
She was.
With a white kid.
That's an interesting.
But she's kind of right.
But then you got a white lady telling black people to not say the N-word.
So there's a lot of layers here.
There are layers.
That is a very tricky situation.
But you don't want your kid picking up that word.
You really don't.
Especially if it's a white kid.
Yeah.
I heard them say it.
I don't know.
I met Kid Rock's kid.
But yeah, no, you're right.
But it is a bad word.
Yeah.
But you can't tell black people not to say the word, even though, hey, we
invented it.
There's a lot going on here.
I think we invented it.
Did we?
I assume.
We must have.
We must have.
I think it comes from the Latin.
I'll look it up.
The Latin?
Latin for what?
A lot of black people.
The word black is negro.
That's, oh, okay, okay.
That's Spanish, too, though.
But what about the Latin?
I meant the Latin language.
I thought it was the African country.
Niger?
Yeah.
That's also.
Let's be careful here, boy.
We're in dangerous waters here.
Well, maybe our guest can tell us when he comes in.
I don't know how to type this in.
One G.
Origin of.
Yeah.
Well, no, that is a sticky situation.
Can you say it?
Yeah.
How old are the kids?
Ah, 13, you know, young, 14.
Yeah, so they were a rambunctious bunch.
But they were.
That is a worse word than fuck.
Agreed.
Agreed.
All right.
There it is.
So, wait a minute.
Origin lies with the Latin adjective Niger, meaning black.
Okay, well, that makes sense.
Yeah, but it's also bad that you know that.
You don't want to be the guy who knows too much about the N-word either, Salakius.
Right.
I saw Che years ago on a mic, and he goes, you know why black people get so mad
at the
N-word?
Because we don't even know what it means.
And I was like, that's a great point, because it's just this evil word.
And then he went up and used it as the punchline.
He did.
Well, that's kind of a callback.
No, no.
But you know what?
They get that, and it's like when a white guy says motherfucker, they get to
say the N-word
as the punchline, and it hits harder.
It hits.
It does.
And it gets overused a lot, too.
There's a lot of black comics who say it for every punchline.
You're like, wow, you're talking about milk.
Yeah.
You know, at some point, you've got to lose it.
I go up to him, I say, do you mind not cursing?
Yeah, so it's a tough one.
We've got to get Sam Jay in here and pick her brain.
She likes the word.
I was at a Knicks game with her once, and she's just like, this is like a year
or two
ago, and she's like, man, I hate Julius Randle.
He fucking sucks.
Fuck Julius Randle.
And I was like, hey, his kid is two seats.
Oh.
And she was like, shit.
In her defense, she felt bad.
She was like, ah, god damn it.
Damn.
But if you're the son of an athlete and you're sitting at the games, you're
going to hear
it.
You're going to hear it about your dad.
That's a good point.
Those Knicks seats really seem like a scene.
Oh, yeah.
Always.
It's a scene.
I mean, you're eating Paul Rudd and Sam Jay.
I will say.
Yeah, Paul Rudd and Sam Jay, the big two.
That's a great, between two ferns, Paul Rudd was on, and Galifianakis goes, so
how's
it going, pretending you're not a Jew?
Which I love.
And he broke.
He broke him.
It was great.
Damn, that's a great line.
Great line, because I didn't know until that moment, because he's like, you
know, fun-loving,
handsome, you know.
Is Rudd his real last name?
I'll look it up.
Oh, Rudstein.
Rudinsky.
Rudberg.
Rudberg.
Schwitz.
I don't know.
Good question.
He's from Kansas City.
You've been on the road?
That's his name.
I have, yeah.
By the way, I just had Joe's in Kansas City, the barbecue.
Best barbecue I've ever had.
Oh, there you go.
You've been there?
The gas station?
I think I have, yes.
Holy shit.
Was there a line?
We got it.
They picked it up for us at the venue.
Had a runner.
Dude, it was phenomenal.
Nice.
It's pretty great, but you've got to go post-show.
You do that shit before a show, you're like.
Post-show, but then the problem is we go on the tour bus.
Wow, good for him.
In the car.
Car sex is not easy.
Physically and not easy to pull off.
It was a big car, and the seats went back.
He showed a picture of the car.
He took a pic.
That's guy shit right there.
The first thing you're going to want to know is, how'd you do it?
And he goes, actually, I took photos of the car.
Yeah, you want to retell this story.
We need pics.
Yeah, and you're pulling up the logistics of a Honda Civic or an Odyssey.
That's great.
Yeah.
Wow, good for him.
Got the runoff.
I think that's why a lot of these guys are in these.
You know, the roadies for Led Zeppelin must have gotten so much poon
just from, you know, being on the bus.
Remember Tom McCaffrey's joke about,
forgot which behind the music it was,
but one of them where they're like,
like all these roadies are disgusting,
and they would get blown so that women could go back and blow the rock stars.
And he goes, I have a hard enough time getting blown directly.
I can't even imagine proposing that.
Like, if you want to blow me,
you've got to blow these six ugly guys.
And she goes, yeah, I wasn't even going to blow you.
And he's like, all right.
Remember that Eddie Murphy story where he's walking out of the Apollo.
It's the height of Eddie Murphy.
He's 20 years old.
He's wearing a leather suit.
He's got eight guys around him.
Cameras are going off.
And this blonde lady runs up.
She goes, Eddie, Eddie, I'm so in love with you.
Smoking hot.
And she goes, I want you to be the first black guy I kiss.
And he goes, well, you can't start with me.
You've got to start with these ugly motherfuckers out here.
Pointing at all these goons.
Good stuff.
Damn.
You know, 48 Hours was on TV the other day.
That's just a good movie, dude.
Killer movie.
It's just like, it's darker.
Every time I watch it, this is darker than I remember.
The opening, you're like, holy shit.
The jails part?
Not just the jail, but like, I mean, just like the two bad guys are fucked up.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, Jonathan Banks.
You forgot.
Yes.
I forgot.
He's in the Beverly Hills Cop and 4.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, yeah.
But, yeah, better call Saul, baby.
Amazing.
But, dude, that fucking.
It's great.
It's like gritty.
It's gritty as fuck.
I watched a breakdown of it, and it was really smart.
Because I was always like, wow, he really treats Eddie Murphy like shit.
Yeah.
In this fight.
Yes.
And someone said, oh, he's like dropping N-words, calling him, you know,
watermelon.
Really awful stuff.
I'm not happy to repeat.
Yeah.
But they said, this is part of.
Where'd that origin come from?
So, it's part of the plot that he's keeping him down because he's a prisoner.
That all changes when he takes the handcuffs off him and is like, let's go get
these guys.
There's no more N-word.
There's no more back and forth.
They're working together.
Now we're partners.
Right.
But he was like, as a cop and as a criminal, this is how you have to treat
criminals.
Oh.
You're legally required to call them the N-word.
That's right.
It's in the bylaws.
Yeah.
Derek Chauvin's favorite movie, by the way.
Dude.
The first half.
Dude, it's a good flick, though.
I mean, 80s Eddie Murphy, man.
Like, the charisma's off the chart.
Oh, yeah.
Like a pussy make you brave.
So good.
That's great.
Yeah, that movie's amazing.
I think that might have been the Buddy Cop original.
Yeah, it was like definitely, I mean, because how many black and white movies
were there at the time, right?
And then you had Rush Hour, which was black and Asian.
That was a fun one.
Great movie.
A lot of N-word in that, too, by the way.
He makes him say it.
PG-13.
Wow.
It was a better time.
Money Talks is, it's not a good movie, but Chris Tucker's just on point, dude.
Yo.
Yo.
We're talking black movies, we like.
I just need one right here.
Yeah, right here, dude.
Pull up.
First time here.
What's up, man?
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for having me.
Big Jay Oakerson, new, two crowd work specials.
Woo.
They and them on YouTube now.
Both on YouTube.
Doing well, thank God.
Yeah, I know.
YouTube is not what it used to be, so good for you.
It's also just the scariest place, because you, one, get to look at all the
numbers.
Yes.
The beauty of Netflix, you're like, everyone's seeing it, right?
It's right there.
It must be millions at this point.
True.
And t