Name: Eric Andre w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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Eric Andre w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

are we rolling Salakuse? we're rolling! we're rolling? yeah! Salakuse's nipples
are hard!
yeah! he loves when we roll! there we go! guy always wants to roll! we should
get you some molly! then you can roll!
all right! Rick roll! what is Rick roll? remember that? like Rick Ross, his
cousin. oh wait!
remember Rick rolling? yeah! so it's you would play the Rick Astley song you
would
send somebody a link and it would play the Rick Astley song instead. how old
are
you Salakuse? we're gonna give you up! then the Rick roll became the guy the
black
guy with the dick! remember that? no! no that was the Buffalo Bill! oh yes the
Rick
roll you get the black guy with the long dick! the San Francisco Chronicle!
that was
always the giveaway! we're doing a little Lagavulin 16 today! treating
ourselves!
you know every once in a while you got I love rye whiskey I love our whiskey
but
sometimes you got to do a I love a Petey Scotch! oh can't go wrong with Petey!
Diablo! that is very very nice! 16 year I take it? that's clean baby! sound
like Epstein! ah!
oh he wouldn't go that old! this is good stuff baby! yes! very nice! I'm fired
up! I'm fired up! we got the game
tonight! I'm nervous! I'm fired up! this is a make or break right here! yeah it
always is! it always is! although I remember seeing Rocket and Nick game once
and I was like I'm
freaking it was the playoffs! I was like I'm freaking out! I don't know what to
do! and he goes hey we're playing in June! this is the best! that's the
attitude you got to keep! you got to be grateful to stay in the playoffs!
I've been re-watching some early rock recently! so good man! 90s rock! always
been my my number one! I think I think Bring the Pain might be my favorite!
it's incredible! that's three on three with a half chord! no that's bigger and
blacker! oh geez sorry! man I've taken a lot of YMCA showers the last few
months on the road!
I don't love him! don't love him! no! I will tell you I was in a shower with
like me Gary uh Brian and there was a and there was a dude an old man next to
us and I said hey guys listen to this and I just let out a wail of a fart and
we all laughed and you can tell this guy's like what the fuck am I doing! yeah
that is awkward! it is awkward! but you got to do the laugh for the boys! of
course! of course! and you're in a male locker room! I think a fart is okay!
farts I think should stay funny! I uh signed up for when I lived in New Orleans
they had the New Orleans Athletic Club! it's beautiful! it's beautiful! it's
been there since like 1808 or whatever so it's really cool but the showers have
not been updated! yeah! so you're like what am I doing this mold from like you
know the Nixon era in there and it's it's like communal everything's a trough
you know it's like eight shower heads in one room and you're like oh this shit
sucks now you know like it's a cool idea hey the old club it's all kitschy!
it's like weird it's almost you know it feels like like a one of those weird
renovated apartments
that doesn't work yeah there's like weird little nooks everywhere and you're
like it's like it's
like an eight bedroom right or something you're like what's going on here but
uh yeah it's good
but yeah it's not functional we went there and veder got injured because he was
trying to be
it'd be really funny if we did pull-ups in front and behind each other yeah you
know for for a funny
post or something i was like all right so he jumped in front of me not
realizing that the pull-up bars
are like those monkey bar things so there's another one in front of him and he
just cracks
his lip and he's bleeding everywhere he's like oh and i was like oh man yeah i
was like all right
well feel better i'm gonna go try the coal punch he's like literally can't
speak his lip is inflamed
and we're all just like dude have you tried the sauna and the plunge fucking
great i know those
they have those weird old machines like that yeah she went the wrap around and
it just shakes you
remember that one they thought it would they there's medicine balls they got
weird uh those giant
it's like uh dumbbells but with a weird bar and then the old round brass balls
on the side
luckily it's whites only that's really the only upside but that's the the funny
thing is you see
like why people were not in good shape yes from those machines because by the
way now you see a guy
there who's just like a regular gym guy and he looks better than bodybuilders
in the 50s that's true
you see like what was like a ripped guy like look at a dude with a shirt off in
the 50s who was
like a lead email look at like jimmy stewart shirtless you're like what the
fuck is this
there's no definition it's smooth and that guy was in the war yeah like jimmy
stewart went to like
world war i mean these dudes were i mean like paul newman was kind of ripped he
was kind of
but he was like one of the new ones right but no the old guys like because they
were alcoholics
they were rock hudson was thin for a different reason
age joke age joke uh did anthony perkins get aids yeah he did oh shit crazy if
you look up anthony
perkins from psycho he died of aids and his wife died in like a crazy plane
crash so that kid just
like lost his parents in two i think it was like the twa crash his wife passed
away in oh i thought
he was he's gay he was gay but he was married to a woman wow as you were back
then oh world trade
center 9-11 yeah that's what i mean i thought it was a twa but yeah whoa whoa
yeah so norman uh
norman bates fucking died of aids man yeah awful great actor great actor couldn't
kind of couldn't
get roles because i think he was so known as norman bates damn he killed that
role he killed that
role oh he made it to 60 that's something not great not great but yeah they
also drank every day
they smoked so yeah it's hard to get a hot bod back then i think yeah that was
kind of what's fun
about is you just got you just got hammered and like carrie grant wasn't doing
sit-ups no guy was uh
that's how that's how much sex i had back then he's like i'll just fuck dudes
yeah i'm not gonna
work out i'll just fuck women and men wait he was bi oh carrie grant was
definitely bi is that
right oh yeah i didn't know that yeah i think the mob back then had like tapes
of him like they would
they would like mickey cone and his guys would kind of like blackmail him and
they'd be like well
fucking we'll release the gay footage if you don't pay us money yeah all right
you want topical folks
you come to this pod topical stuff carrie grant we'll cover it breaking carrie
grant news in his
personal life he was dating howard hughes whoa is that confirmed that's what it
says here on the
internet is that why highwood hughes is always hiding in the closet yeah we
think all this shit is new
with the p diddies and the kevin spacey's that shit's been going on for decades
yeah everybody's
hiding fly fluid fluid he did have a lot of baby oil i'm gonna see it look at
the chin on that guy
he was a cool dude very he was the clooney of his day he really was he was like
classy and could do
he could do humor could do humor what's the what's that really funny movie with
him uh his girl friday
no that's a great movie yeah but i was thinking of something else it was more
slapstick arsenic and
old lace oh that's a funny one of michelle wolfe's favorite movies uh his girl
friday is hilarious
hilarious and it's it's like the opening scene of that is just like a joke a
minute like he you know
who he is he's like it's one of tarantino's favorites that's why i watched it
because tarantino
talked about how much he loved it and i was like i gotta see it but uh so many
fucking good zingers
what that his girl friday means like a fun girl no it's your right hand man but
a woman oh yeah
his girl friday yeah it's a strange saying yeah oh it's got some darkness in it
too there's some
dark but if i said like his man friday it's his man friday that would make more
sense i guess
really i don't know maybe not everything's a girl you call she's a beauty she
runs well yeah i'll look
it up yeah it's funny that i looked it up why they talk like that in the old
movies it was a
transatlantic accent they call it like ah i'm out here see like that whole
thing that's an accent
that came really where yeah all that shit is uh from the british i think new
englandy they all had
that weird style of speak that katherine heppern voice yes yes yeah see yes
exactly what what do you
what kind of cocktail you're making over there peters oh tropical that's an
interesting drink i never
touch rum i'm not a rum guy i don't go near rum unless i'm drinking like a pina
colada i don't
mean to be disrespectful here to rum drinkers but when i meet an adult rum
drinker who's not from like
the caribbean i just think he's like an amateur i completely agree i just look
it's like what i would
get fucked on up on when i was like 13 i was like oh rum and coke rum and coke
but like it feels like
an amateur like if i get heckled i got heckled by a dude once and he was like i
had too much rum i'm
like of course you did you fucking lightweight what are you a pirate oh give me
another bottle
of rum but but eric i eric seems like he could i don't think of him as an
amateur drinker just the
little i know of him yeah well i do that's gonna sound controversial but i give
black guys like a
little leeway with the booze interesting you see a tough black guy was like
some tahiti blue nonsense
with an umbrella and a fruit on it i'm like all right if you were white i would
really call you a
homo but if you're black i can let you slide with some of these uh hot pink
drinks that is fair but
i remember mike yard uh our buddy from the comedy cellar black guy was drinking
a bailey's irish cream
on the rocks once and i said ooh i made a comment and he goes i could still whoop
your ass there you
go and i was like you could but then you would celebrate with a bailey's irish
cream so it's not
as cool but it to me like people who drink bailey's irish cream straight up
that is a weird
like it's it's fine it's a milkshake it's a milkshake yeah yeah i would go
white russian over
just like if i was doing so we never really do that on here well it's a lot of
dairy it's a lot
of dairy yeah but it tastes good it tastes great but two or three of them you're
like exactly lebowski
kind of popularized yes and then you and then you had all these college kids
being like well can
look at we're gonna get fucked up on white russians and by like the sixth one
you're like this
was a horrible idea yeah and a little redundant very is there is there a black
guy that even makes
sense very redundant that doesn't make sense it's just redundant good point it's
like very unique
yeah no it's redundant you you want to mix it up a little bit yeah yeah yeah i
agree but they look
great on camera i mean what a fucking movie that was god and you know i feel
like it got kind of uh
like it became uncool to say how good it is yes it was hack it was like it didn't
crush in the movie
theater i don't think i think it's one of those like it blew up on dvd and dvd
but uh it's so good
it's dude it's the big sleep the big lebowski is the big sleep instead of
instead of uh philip
marlowe it's a yeah it's a burnout but it's the exact plot they use the big in
the title i never saw
that coming shit wow yeah fucking well it's not i mean they admitted it yeah
but i didn't know that
yeah it's such dude dvds we don't realize how good they were for cinema because
they saved movies like
this yeah so like hundreds of movies were saved because a dvd like office space
was all dvd got
passed around and it's an amazing movie so like i feel like austin powers blew
up on dvd too
i saw that in the theater i did too but i feel like a lot of people maybe maybe
maybe grandma's
boy was a big dvd big dvd yeah but yeah it saves the movie and now they don't
make these anymore so
like they're not gonna make money but the dvd was the parachute i got a factoid
about lebowski ple