Name: Joel McHale w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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Joel McHale w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

we got a wine snob with us right here yeah absolutely so if if not wine we
could do like
we got every like you have a do you have an ipa do we have beer good god oh we
got everything
except for wine we have liquor drinkers we're not really beer guys uh it's fine
i drink scotch
we got we got great scotch but uh no i want to drink wine come on this is it's
early in the day let's
see what the rating is very early which scotch is it let me start opening there
jojo all right the
2019 guys here we go oh 12.97 hey in new york well that was when it was new
actually we shouldn't
have that that's headache in a bottle uh so uh i i need to call my ex hey let's
do uh some of these
it probably is fine but uh i don't know if it like they reverse engineer like
cheap wines and with i'm
not kidding and uh so they'll be like oh you like the taste of that so we they
use all these uh like
powders and chemicals and stuff to make it taste a certain way and that shit
gives you a headache
thank you easy rfk thank you uh all right good to know wine is the worst hangover
i think yeah
sangria is the worst oh because that's wine but with other shit gross i don't
all sugar i it's the
hard liquor that gets me really yeah so let's do no no that gives me the hangover
yeah yeah yeah even
like a clean tequila or vodka clear liquor to me i'm good no it's got so much
more alcohol in it
that's true that's why i like it you know distilled but wine is sugar dude the
sugar doesn't you sure
all that you got you same thing doesn't happen if you have a donut uh i feel
like shit if i did that
look at you you're fucking ripped by the way i didn't realize you were like
shredded i had a donut
today uh what a dilf uh killing it uh we had a cronut yes i feel like you hide
it on the comedy shows a
little bit now i see i'm like this guy's kind of shredded i wear uh shirts from
baby gap that'll do it
it's the only way i can show it off so did you find an ipa no all i have is
warm garage you have a
flavored beer oh that's that's whitney cummings shit right there this is
embarrassing she was pushing
that stuff on us i'll i'll have a whitney cummings kombucha that's great i'll
also yeah are they cold
okay i'll do a kombucha then all right spike kombucha how many drinks have you
guys had what's the record
on the pile we've blacked out we've got a price you're on we've had animals
yeah he's so
at bert he's my hero oh wow you're the one
for drinking that one is less that one i think oh i like grapefruit this is the
personal whitney one
it's where this is the one that made her fucker stalker yeah she had a baby
with a stalker she did
yeah fun she's open about it okay i was like i don't think this is your story
to tell no no no i'm
the stalker oh congrats thank you thank you yeah i didn't think she'd keep it
you were saying you're
not touching this because it's too well that one uh they it's not as uh pressurized
as the others
yeah i don't know it's like an avocado ah cheers thanks hey mazel tov here we
go i gotta pull this
up but i have a photo i opened for you in carolines in 2009 i remember yes
pumped i was very
pumped i have a photo of us in the green room pitching about chevy chase oh
perfect yeah yeah
that's um a daily occurrence and now carolines is gone and chevy's still here
yeah let's see our
photos i did not think he would outlive that club that's crazy i know surprised
it went down
are you still on bad terms with chevy chase or no well i was it's uh it's not
that it was
good okay i don't know it's like we i mean i haven't talked to him forever but
uh it's not
long when we're going to sing where we ever were like that's it uh there was
never that but uh but
i've been very vocal about it yeah he didn't want to be there no no why it's so
weird to not work
for that long and then get a great gig and like be like fuck this yeah he was
yeah he didn't like he
that he yeah we shot him out each day and uh yeah i mean it's there's enough
yeah how you know how
his behavior on set yeah yeah he's still good on the show i mean he's still he's
amazing he's great
he's so funny on it and when he knew his lines he was great yeah man he is he
was a hunk back in
the day he was a tall he was a for real leading man oh yeah were you a big fan
growing up yeah huge
yeah yeah uh famously fletch and vacation those were i memorized those same
same and uh but then
like uh like what uh what the one where he's snorting cocaine wow foul play
foul play there it is
yeah oh wow oh modern problems there it is oh yes sorry foul play was the goldie
hawn joint yeah but
he had he had a run but then he really had some stinkers too but hey but don't
we all who doesn't
right yes there is there you go that's the backstage but he popped in a good
one like three amigos is
funny i love it's incredible yeah i mean he's popped in some good ones that i
have memorized it's a sweater
yeah plethora i remember tuning into when they all three of them hosted snl
what right is that right
yeah for promotion of the movie wow way back uh you guys might not have been
born 86 i believe it
came out and i was born in 83 so i had it on vhs i wore it out directed by
oh i know landis really who landis no king lord michaels produced i know that
isn't he the one with
the helicopter mm-hmm landis a helicopter no the people died in the in the
helicopter he was directing
um twilight zone damn oh yeah he also had a hey that had a beef with eddie murphy
he did or is that
ivan reitman i think it was landis who did coming to america that was eddie murphy
but who directed it
it's like who's on first yeah i know he wasn't in we're gonna find out who i'm
telling you him and
murphy hated each other well they it looks like he directed trading places that's
where it started
coming to america thank you all right but then they did boomerang after that so
yeah and how'd that
go uh i feel like it was a hit i think it was okay how'd that go it was really
taking people down
and not sure wow trying to get the juices flowing yeah i like it all right it's
early 5.6 that's
what i'm talking about that's uh the rating yeah but people still liked it
though i enjoyed it
yeah it's a sexy comedy wasn't that halle berry i think it was like when dumb
and dumber came out it
was panned but then right it was a massive hit comedies were like wait a minute
maybe this was
great it's brilliant dude where's my car was a huge hit right but a bad movie
uh it straight well
then i mean i don't want to get you in trouble you're in the hollywood i was
not in it oh yeah
that ashton chris is going to really come down on me for uh but they leave the
country yeah he's got
his own problem i think he's out of here he's at a hamas tunnel right now he's
hanging out he left
the country i think there was some diddy stuff yeah wow wow this is taking so
many sorry joel he was
on a weird streak where they wrote the judge they wrote the judge to try to get
yes 70s show guy off
and then the diddy stuff came out and he was like i think i'm gonna go to sweden
for a while i'm out
of here yeah maybe not sweden i made up a country he went somewhere sweden's a
real country no but i
made up where he would have went yes yes yeah maybe i don't know narnia he's in
narnia we've had
him on the show call in ashton if you're watching if you're whatever time zone
you're in it's a live
show i like we were deep in that movie thing we're like ashton kutcher no way
to find out what
he's doing give it a go this is called googling with i know it's not a bad
point just sitting
there doing nothing you got the computer google bitch he's currently beverly
hills in a farmhouse
and he's got a beachfront home in carpinteria all right good for him wait but
it doesn't go to
ashton kutcher news i guess yeah yeah go to news i don't know why are we
leaning on ai for all this
shit yeah they're gonna take over they're gonna take our jobs boom okay all
right another i didn't
make that up another proven point direct a move to europe and that was in october
yeah that was when
the diddy shit was heating up oh yeah i feel like it's now is when it is the
most yeah i mean there's
a lot of stuff going on this was the beginning now he's uh he's going to jail
for sure okay he called
it here i still want for some reason i want to google rodney dangerfield i don't
know why but i'm all
for it dude i love we love rodney i love him big fan he's one of the greatest
of all time my friend uh
he was in a band called the president's united states of america oh great band
named uh lump
she's lump peaches she's lump and he was on conan's 12 30 show playing lump and
rodney dangerfield was
on the show wow and he said they happened to be in the restroom at the same
time just fucked and
fucked uh no they were at the stall they're at the stalls and my friend chris
just goes
i'm a big fan he's big like he what like huge like all his life and rodney
dangerfield just goes
that was it that's brutal that was it well maybe the urinal was a bad time to
tell you i don't know
you wait to wash the hand yeah you don't i don't yes you don't talk at the urinal
i think it's a
silence i think you go all in and be like thank you while i'm holding my penis
i wanted yeah it's great
he wanted a a zing from rodney yeah i think he just was like what are you gonna
talk to me with all my
cocks in my hand good god yes that would have been great that's really good he
can do it you're all
right uh you heard you heard the eddie murphy urinal story with rodney no that's
a great one so he beat
up john landis but no so he went to go pee and rodney it was the just the
beginning of eddie murphy
the first part oh you the first part is like years like years ago eddie murphy
sees him in his club
yes and he and he goes up and he's like stunting he's like oh i'm gonna go kill
in front of rodney
and he crushes and he's expecting rodney to be like oh my god you're great and
he gets off and he
goes what the fuck you're filthy like what's wrong with you you're like you're
so filthy you're never
gonna make it like dirty kid too dirty and then uh years go by and eddie murphy's
selling out some
insane venue in vegas and they're urinal to urinal and rodney just turns to me
he goes hey who knew
pretty good pretty good it's great man great remember what he told norm he's
like uh hey norm
you know stand-up's the best for movies tv it's all shit you gotta stick with
stand-up and he saw norm
10 or saw rodney 10 years later he's like stand-up shit it's all shit what he's
a complicated man yeah
he's yeah uh that uh norm mcdonald the king the king you meet him you work with
him uh i've never i
never worked with him there was a couple of tweets yeah uh there was a at one
point william shatner
was tweeting at us going you guys aren't funny what were you guys together us
together why i don't know
and where's shatter why's he talking i retweeted it was like big fan and uh
yeah i didn't understand
yeah that was but i never met norm i never got to meet him how the fuck did shatner
outlive norm
yeah he's i like a lot shatner was on colbert last night wow he's been to the
moon four times yeah
yeah so shatner just doesn't like you well and then did you trash him on the
soup or something i don't
oh no we did i was like well i was burp this kombucha
uh hippie burp it's like stalker
uh i was confused because there's been people that were offended and i was like
okay yeah all right
well we showed that clip of you and uh but i couldn't fit we had no i don't
know if i had made
fun of his friend or something like that or uh but unexplainable and then three
years ago i hosted the
uh it's like the sci-fi awards in it's called the saturn awards in la and quit
bragging well
i can't help but uh and whoa yeah and he was there and i was like here we go
yeah and this is probably
where he's gonna and then he walked up and he was like hey joel how are you and
i was like i
can't keep track of anything uh the saturn awards pound for pound the one of
the best award shows
it is i thought