Name: Ronny Chieng w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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Ronny Chieng w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

we got your 78 bananas over there oh thanks I'll have one of you have one
yeah all right all right boy if we eat bananas on camera it will become a weird
sex thing haha the views will go up let's start the insanity yeah what we're
opening with the let's just open with this yeah so why bananas is a banana big
part of your ritual it's healthy it's organic it doesn't there's no plastic
dude it's all organic then you got us Dwayne Reed fucking bananas I should
throw this on the court of an NBA game we got organic and you know most of
anything you guys eat probably what do you mean is it organic a little holding
a
banana in your hand is this organic yeah Dwayne Reed Dwayne Reed I hear they
make
great produce to make sure to get us some kale salad from Walgreens after this
sponsor us but it doesn't stick in your teeth no it's nice sweet no I eat one
every morning no it's the best every morning yeah this is my green room is
just bananas really oh damn how much lube yeah a ton of lube all right all
right
well yeah does hasen have an annoying rider his rider is huge what's he doing
his his rider
when I because it's the first time we're touring together so I saw his rider it's
like it's like 50
items it's not even food it's like I need a pillow I need this I need what kind
of pillow
do I I didn't read it was like 50 items I'd even look in is I need a kettle I
need a what and I was
like you know my green room rider is bananas and no plastic oh that's good yeah
that's good we
mean no plus I don't want plastic bottles and plastic get no plastic bottles
micro plastic you
guys don't care this is Americans don't care about plastic no we're throw that
shit into the river you
don't think about it we're made of plastic and I mean we are at this point
everybody's got a
fucking plastic surgery building up an immunity or something right but you
truly you drink plastic
bottles with no remorse all day long both of you will like there will be a
clean river right here
bottles here you'll just bought you don't care you'll take the ball you're
throwing the river
you know no remorse I don't throw it in the river but I'll put it in my body I'm
just saying that
the plastic the lack of remorse about plastic in America is crazy you're
definitely right you're
on to something but it's it's ingrained and it's it's everywhere someone hands
you a bottle of water
you drink it yeah just don't how about don't drink it you don't drink so when
you get a bottle
water I give it back have a glass bottle you do that glass bottle I'll do it on
airplanes I give
the bottle back I'm not I don't I want what if you're thirsty I bring my own
bottle oh you bring
like a canteen boy the banana in the fanny pack that's oh my god look at it wow
boy scout yeah
holy shit I guess I'm a boy scout and I'm the only one who cares about plastics
I'm a goddamn boy scout
because I I'm trying not to pollute your kid you have a baby and you still don't
care about
microplastics he has excuse he has he hasn't reproduced he doesn't I'm gonna
die alone but
he's gonna die alone he doesn't tell our next generation you have a baby yeah
and you don't
care about plastic I guess I I guess not I burn it in the fireplace I just
throw it right in there
all the old bottles but I give it back I go on plane you guys go on planes and
they give you the stuff
do you give it back or you just use it one time I use it I take everything they
give me you take the
what do you take wait like the iMac it's got 38 of those oh yeah I got the
toothbrush the toothpaste
take it home take it on the earplugs I got them all classy move if you have
someone sleeping with
you hey hey give them a little delta pack that's great like jeter yeah oh man
you giving them a gift
pack that's not bad yeah but you okay you're I give you credit because you are
actually very frugal
uh-huh you're not cheap you're very frugal that's a nice way to put it you have
you you have an
appreciation for that's our african-american yeah yeah you have an appreciation
for how tough life is
sure and so when someone gives you a toothbrush you're like I'll keep this
because I could use
it in six months you never know you never know so I this you know you're gonna
be okay
it's like when Leno's like I don't touch the tonight show my shape you're 75
years old
touch it touch it touch it touch it just do it fine because he was a boy scout
all right yeah I was
yeah a boy scout also you your parents were lawyers right so you kind of you
you had you weren't
like destitute growing up no yeah you ingrained in you is this spirit of frugality
yes they had no food in the house and they were frugal so we didn't get stuff
we didn't buy things
because they were paranoid you're not wasteful that's the one no no wasteful
America no waste
it's not wasteful but then also you could have food in the house I agree yes I
agree in the house
please but you are not a wasteful American which I think is no people don't
know about you thank you
I appreciate that I don't think I'm wasteful either but I think I'm yeah
extremely wasteful
typical American he will eat you won't finish your food you throw it away you'll
throw it yeah
you'll take it home yes I'll take your food home so I will I saw Mark grab a
hot dog from a homeless
guy the other day finish it right in front of him that way his fruit the way he
respects resources he's
a very much an immigrant mentality sure he's got a poverty immigrant mentality
yeah it was
beaten into me okay my dad grew up on a farm my mom's a weirdo right they're
like hippie crunchy
people so yeah oh yes not wasteful American my parents they hated going to the
movies because it
was too expensive so if we did she would load up with a fruit snacks from home
did your mom do that
yeah everyone that was in New York the prices were insane so you always bring
stuff in okay okay yeah
that was embarrassing and she gave me a jar of chocolate milk for lunch and I
had to bring the
jar back so I had to walk around all day with a jar just an empty jar glass and
this ironically
that's that's you're gonna save the world no for real you did that out of weird
frugality but
yeah this is the attitude we need now is more taking and reusing hey yeah she
was ahead of her time
no lunchbox either got a grocery bag that was my lunch what candies were you
sneaking into the
theater what do we tell we had the shitty fruit snacks the off-brand version
and a kudos bar if
you were lucky you guys remember kudos pull that up horrible uh it was like uh
fake chocolate it
was probably was it sounds like chemicals it was all chemical I'm sure it was
there they are healthy
man I I am now but it took me a while to learn it took me until I was about 30
oh I remember these
I like those they were pretty good yeah this looks like chemicals it's hard it
was
like a kind bar for the 80s plastic it was all plastic it was all plastic back
then by the way
I can already see the comments this show's falling off they used to drink
whiskey now they're eating
bananas it's all over I'm really hung over in my defense oh all right all right
really fuck I got
really fucked I didn't know we were supposed to drink on this you don't have
someone warned me
that this you don't have to we're missing out on some big guests because they're
like I'm in
recovery I'm like we're not gonna force you to drink I hate this area if you
show up we're not gonna like
force one down your throat yeah right hang yeah it's a comedy show yeah and you
guys uh um well
respected internationally though as oh Australians love you thanks yeah
Australians think you guys are
hall of fame first ballot just got back I had a blast I love Australia why why
we're going uh we're
going oh you hate Australian I don't hate Australia you got a beef kind of
started there right I saw I
100 started okay so I got a chip on my shoulder with uh industry there but the
comics that I loved
because they wouldn't give you any opportunities what happened no it was it's
so hard to explain
sounds okay it's not that they didn't give opportunities they would make it
look like they
gave you a shot but then really they were pulling the strings in a way that
made you look bad
so in the end you take the hit right but the people who made you look like shit
just keep getting
failing upwards basically so that's why I really hated about it was very yeah
it was very insidious
but not not a good like brotherhood of comics there no comics were great I'm
talking about the tv
industry tv and movie industry in Australia the comics in Australia saw the
earth cool yeah great guys
you know them sure yeah money um but yeah you guys are well respected globally
do you guys know that
no no no I mean we'll do the big we'll do London we'll do Australia but you
guys are the the kings
of New York wow hey I'll take it even him he's dressed like a out-of-work PI
yeah he always looks
like an out-of-work PI with my houseboat but it this this is the the mythology
of you guys this is the
mythology you dressing like this and you you know being frugal being like this
yeah yeah I'm playing along
that this shirt sucks but I put on the mirror I was like I nailed it I do the
same thing yeah like
yeah it's great it's great you dress frugally and then you dress this is all
free cheap shirt this is
not an expensive shirt all right he got it at uh Tom Thumb yeah that they're in
um Pensacola so it's
like they're 7-eleven in Florida but you guys must be rich now right because of
this no we're getting
there we're deep in the hole right we're taking a chance not going well but it's
cool though it's
culturally a cool play you were one of the first people to try it I think I
think I hey because I
know you have like you're like a cocktail guy Ronnie I feel like is a man of
taste yes no you I think
you're one of the best I'm on this thing no I'm not cocked it out I actually
was more of a scotch
guy I stopped drinking but well you're drinking I didn't quit but I just have
no urge to drink wow
I'm jealous you know what the name of this podcast is I know that's why I came
on like I don't know
what's gonna but it's cool you guys have this thing now that's no it's good but
you have a finer
palette you got the great suits you know all the good restaurants pull up some
pictures I think he's
maybe the best dressed comic no I don't know oh yeah it's always perfectly
tailored yeah not now
uh yeah I do the hair for me it was like it was easier to dress like this look
at these awful photos
no these look good holy shit um it was easier to do this than it was to be
fashionable oh interesting
I mean yeah fashionable I end up looking like Sam but if you wear a suit you
just kind of it's like
a cheat code to you know that's a good point yeah and these are it's good taste
in suits you got
but also what in show business one show business yeah right we should find
putting some effort on
stage yeah I fight with that I completely agree you see the Mulaney in the suit
you see the Seinfeld
suit I know you fight with it clearly yeah but but then you go but I'm not that
guy but do I have to
pretend to be that guy but I don't want to look like a schlub but I am a schlub
yes you know what are we
doing I know you mean it depends on the act right it also like we are supposed
to be counter-cultural
comedy so why are you dressing like the man yeah right yeah but I think there
is something why dress
like a woman on stage
the tube top special
the daisy duke special one well that was my favorite but uh I think there's
something to write as Mr. Seinfeld
always said dress better than your audience so that yeah and he always says
there's something funny about a
guy a funny guy in a suit yes a funny guy in a suit is does the juxtaposition
yeah that's the word thank you
yeah yes that you are you're being irreverent and funny but you're dressed
formally there's yeah to
that I don't know I think that's a way to do it maybe you you in a tie and suit
I agree
maybe not but you in Fallon once yeah I've done it I t