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Rainn Wilson - Code 3 w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Hey, Rain, we're on. We might be drunk. What's shaking?
Glad to have you, man.
How's it going? We've been trying to set this up for a while.
Yeah.
And I'm glad I'm here. Thanks for having me.
Well, you're a busy guy.
I saw you at the U.S. Open yesterday.
Yeah, yeah, I was there.
You were sitting with Trump?
I was, yeah. I was in the Rolex box.
I don't want to clap, actually.
You guys are very scruffy. Is that part of your deal?
You are, too.
Is that kind of your look?
A little bit.
As you notice, I went with the goatee, and it's very carefully...
This would fly in the New York Yankees. This would not.
No?
No, because you can't be dirty shaven. It has to be groomed.
You have to have a choice, like a conscious kind of beard look.
Yeah, you saw the Simpsons episode. Remember that one?
What's happening? We're looking at Trump at the...
The Open.
The Open.
Oh, that's a mint or a Viagra. The Viagra is blue.
Popping a pill. That's interesting.
God, it would suck to be this much on camera.
This crudeness?
Yeah.
I read the New York Times headline, and they were like,
some boos and some cheers for Trump at U.S. Open.
And I was there. I did not hear a single cheer.
30,000 people booing. That's all I heard, and I was just right there.
Anymore.
Not anymore.
But that's... I mean, he's born and raised like a couple miles.
Right there, yeah.
Yeah.
From Forest Hills.
That's right.
Yeah.
Forest is quite the alumni.
Simon and Garfunkel, Trump, and Billy Eichner.
The big three.
Here's another fun fact is I just watched that Billy Joel documentary.
So good, right?
Talking about it.
Oh, my God.
Amazing.
And I had Billy Joel songs stuck in my head for like weeks afterwards.
Trying to be a big shot, dude.
I left my AirPods in a cab.
And you know how you have the Find My iPhone?
Yes.
So I was tracking them as they were going.
And I didn't have the receipt, so I didn't have the driver.
I didn't even know which cab.
And they ended up in Hicksville, Long Island.
Hey!
First place of Billy Joel.
How about that?
Yeah.
So somewhere, I hope some relative of Billy Joel is enjoying my AirPods.
No.
AirPods are tough because you're like, I want them, but I could just buy a new
one.
It's not enough money to go to Hicksville.
Exactly.
So I guess you bought new ones.
I thought about it.
I need to buy some new ones.
So actually, with the money I make doing this podcast.
Yes.
Yes.
Big money.
I thought you were paying us.
All right.
What's going on, guys?
How's it going?
How's the world of podcasting?
You guys been five years you've been doing this thing?
Have we?
No.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Man.
God, man.
Flying by.
Good Lord.
I didn't know that.
But you know, you got to have this down.
Oh, thanks.
We're not covering your face.
We're still learning.
Nobody wants to see this mug.
$2.50.
Wow.
And folks who are watching at home, they're not drunk.
No, it's early.
They're not.
We wanted noon.
They're not drunk.
We're hungover, if that helps.
Okay.
Okay.
Again, it's covering your face.
You have an awesome face.
No.
What are you, my aunt?
It's like that naughty boy next door.
You want to just get it right.
There we go.
What are you, what are you in town for specifically?
Was it the U.S. Open or what?
Do you care?
Do you really care?
Yeah, I do.
Well, what's that ticket go for?
All right.
Yeah, was that, did you pay for that ticket or was that a comp?
Here's the deal.
Double.
Here's the deal.
Double.
We've got some stuff to get into.
Yes, we do.
My celebrity star is seriously waning.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I don't think we could have gotten you when you were on The Office.
That's so not true.
Really?
Oh, come on.
Rainy.
Yeah.
But I used to be able to get tickets, like, to everything.
Got it.
You know, and now it's kind of like, oh, hey, I'm going in the U.S. Open.
Here's some days I could go.
Can I get, my publicists are like, yeah, there's not really any tickets
available.
It's like, wait a second.
Wait a second.
If Krasinski was going, he would get tickets.
Karell.
So Karell would get tickets, like that, in a heartbeat.
So I had to whore myself.
I went on Seth Meyers.
And I joked about this very thing and talked about tickets for the U.S. Open.
I knew it would work, and sure enough, the next day, like, someone at the Open
saw you
on set, and we got you tickets to the President's Box.
Wow, what a great idea.
Yeah.
So I degraded myself.
No, that's a finagle.
Who were you close to in there?
What?
In the box.
I was, oh, it was kind of fun.
Martha Stewart.
Hey.
Still sexy.
Yeah, were you still?
Oh, yeah.
Was she 82?
Oh, I'd imagine that breakfast in the morning.
That'd be a good one.
She's still a looker.
She's got it.
That was BJ.
Former model.
Yeah, Mindy and BJ were there.
Ben Stiller.
Hugh Jackman was there.
Geez.
Anna Wintour.
Look at you.
Wow.
You look good, man.
Oh, thanks.
That's Hugh Jackman.
I'm just kidding.
I like the look, though.
You got to bring it for this.
It's a real fashion showcase, I feel like.
Yeah, it's a thing.
But, yeah, and I went to Wimbledon, too,
but I had to do the same thing, and I didn't get-
You went to Graham Norton, and you're like, please.
I didn't do a talk show.
I got tickets through Wimbledon,
but all the big stars get tickets
in what's called, like, the King's, the Royal Box.
So it's like, I was there-
You're going to call Martha Stewart's vagina?
The Royal Box?
Yeah.
Pretty special.
Megan's vagina, yeah.
The, so I was way up in, like, the 200 level,
and over, I could see over there,
it's like, oh, there's Matthew McConaughey.
It's like, you know, it's welcome to the level
of B-list celebrities.
Oh, come on.
Slumming it on your podcast.
We're not just saying this.
That character's forever.
Yes.
You killed it.
One of the greats.
Everyone loves that.
If people see you,
I'm sure they still freak the hell out.
They do.
I mean, it's amazing.
And The Office is crazy.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Like, it's like-
Yes.
It doesn't, it doesn't,
The Office doesn't wane.
You know what I mean?
No.
Like, there's still, like, so many, like,
12 and 13-year-olds or college kids or whatever,
and they're like,
oh, my God, my favorite character.
It's amazing.
I can't believe that.
Dwight Schrute and Kramer,
and then after his set,
I feel like you went up.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Because you haven't had a racist meltdown yet.
I haven't had a racist meltdown.
The day is yours.
Yeah.
This could be the place to do it.
My sister doesn't laugh at anything,
and Dwight Schrute got her.
There we go.
She doesn't like,
there's not one joke I've ever made
that she was like,
that was good,
but Dwight Schrute,
she's like,
that's,
this is-
Nice.
That's comedy.
She does good taste.
Yeah, she does.
Is she hot?
She has stubble, too.
Mane's gonna bang my sister.
God damn it.
She has stubble.
Oh.
She does.
That's a new day.
But I'm here this week
because I've got a movie coming out.
Code 3 is coming out on Friday,
September 12th.
I don't know when this podcast is coming out,
but,
and it's me and Lil Rel Howery.
Oh, I love Lil Rel.
And it's an action comedy,
but it's got some dramatic elements,
and it's about EMS workers
and ambulance drivers,
paramedics,
kind of on a night from hell,
and it's really good.
Great.
Honestly,
it's a really,
really good little film.
I'm glad any comedy movie is being made.
Is it going to theaters,
or is it streaming?
It's going to a hundred theaters.
Okay.
Weird, right?
It's going to a handful of theaters.
And then it's going to a smattering of theaters,
and then it'll be like,
you can video on demand after that.
Hell yeah.
And some streaming place at some point,
I'm not sure when.
Someone's going to pick it up.
Someone.
Well,
but it's terrific,
and Rel is great,
and it was,
we got a little bit of the,
was it Gene Wilder?
What?
Richard Pryor.
Oh.
Kind of vibe going.
Yeah.
You know.
Silver Streak.
Silver Streak.
Yeah.
Yeah, so.
What's the other one?
Stir Crazy?
Stir Crazy and Hear No Evil?
Yeah, yeah.
Something like that?
Yeah.
Yeah, they were quite the,
they were the first black-white fun team,
then you had another 48 hours.
Yeah.
Dude, the first 48 hours is so good.
Oh, it's incredible.
Masterpiece.
That was on TV,
it's like start to finish,
you just watch it.
It's one of those movies that comes on,
and you can't turn out.
It's like Godfather.
There's certain movies,
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,
yes.
It's not like,
you're just not changing the channel.
Dude, Pulp Fiction started the other day,
and I'm like,
fuck,
it was midnight when it started,
I was like,
I guess I'm watching that.
I'm hooked.
TBS had a string when I was in high school,
they'd play The Breakfast Club,
then they'd play Shawshank,
and then they'd play,
uh,
Shawshank.
What?
Wow.
Yeah,
I really don't like Shawshank.
I don't love it as much as everyone,
I like it,
but I don't love it.
I don't,
what's not to love?
It's long.
It's funny that it's such a rewatch,
because it is miserable,
like the whole time,
you're like,
he's just suffering.
That's true.
Well,
you need that for the ending,
I guess.
Yeah.
The tone is so weird,
it's kind of like,
there's a rape in it,
right?
Yeah.
There's like a prison rape in it.
Sure.
But it's the whole thing,
it's like,
it's a mail rape.
It's a guy's name,
what's Tim Robbins' name?
Dufresne.
Yeah, yeah.
Andy Dufresne.
Andy Dufresne collected all the tin cups
from the cafeteria.
And then there's like a prison rape,
and you're like,
what the hell is going on here?
Well,
they kept it real,
it was gritty.
But it,
no,
but it's like a fantasy fable.
It's like,
With a rape.
This is,
my son is 20,
and this is what they would call a hot take.
Hot take.
Yeah.
Shawshank Redemption sucks.
Damn.
That's gonna be,
This is gonna anger the comments,
I think.
That's the title of the ep.
Yep,
right there.
Wow.
Apparently they changed the ending too.
Apparently it wasn't,
they weren't supposed to come together again.
But the audience needed something
after being put through all that shit.
Sure,
sure.
And he was supposed to be,
Morgan Freeman was supposed to be an Irish guy.
Really?
But he killed the audition.
Well.
That's one of the greats.
Are there any other classics
that you're like,
fuck that movie?
Yeah,
I got another one.
Please.
Goonies.
Wow.
I'm with you on Goonies.
Goonies sucks.
It's all nostalgia.
It sucks.
It's got great moments.
That's it.
The ending,
they do a thing that bugs me at the end
where it's like,
there's like four times
they try to make you cry.
They're like,
keep in the house.
They made that alive.
That should be enough.
But if you watch it again,
all it is,
is 12 year olds screaming at each other.
That's true.
It's 90 minutes.
Why are you doing it?
But there's some pretty joyful moments in it.
And Chunk is now an entertainment lawyer.
He's our buddy,
Ida Rodriguez.
He's her lawyer.
That's right.
How cute is that?
What's the name of the weird guy with the weird face?
Sloth.
Yeah,
Sloth.
So someone once compared me to Sloth.
And I will say that there is a little bit.
I think he nailed it.
I was drunk on Reddit.
It's a long story.
You can find some Sloth.
Yeah.
Some baddies.
I don't think so.
Did you ever get women,
because my wife is weirdly attracted to you.
And did you ever get like the weird.
But were you offended by someone saying
that they were weirdly attracted to you?
Well,
the character,
the character.
Oh,
okay.
Wait,
attracted to Dwight?
Yeah,
she's just like,
he was so sure of himself and confident
that that was kind of hot.
There was a swag to Dwight.
Yeah,
he had a swag.
I love that he was so weird looking,
but you're trying to find sloth parallels.
I'm weirdly attracted to you.
It's kind of a crooked face.
I don't know.
There's something there.
A little Nick Nolte mugshot on the right.
There's a little too.
I got my teeth fixed,
so before my teeth were a little crooked-y.
Looks like Rihanna.
So.
All right.
I got to stop making that joke.
Anyway,
this is really distracting.
There's one a week.
There's one a week.
It's whether I say noir first
or Mark makes the Rihanna joke.
Well,
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