Name: Kevin Ryan & H. Foley w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - Are You Garbage - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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Kevin Ryan & H. Foley w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - Are You Garbage - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

oh my god hilarious put it in the bar look at these this is hilarious who would
wear these
ha ha jesus christ you wear them every day are we on the air oh jeez i 13 this
is my size too
what the hell i don't i'm not i don't think i'm gonna wear these they don't
look bad except for
our dumb faces yeah they're cool without our face yeah with like a suit maybe
a little better a little better you're all right yeah there you go all right so
uh man feeling
all right feeling a little a little shooken up a little bit but shaking up what
happened oh just
the the hard drinking weekend oh yeah yeah that'll get you how about you you
you had a you had a
fucking night speaking of hard drinking i got a drinking story for you yeah so
do akron on friday
killer akron's wild it's like the 50s out there bowling alleys and diners and
uh women can't get
an abortion yeah whites only it's crazy but uh did akron got the rental car
drove my fat ass to
dayton three hours had a we hit a diner in the middle of ohio me and sean murphy
i go let's hit
a diner i'm hungover i'm gay let's find like the most dineriest diner i love a
dinery diner yes
there's one in rochester that's like a boxcar that i go oh i know that one i
love a good boxcar
diner that's a great one love a fucking good diner yeah so a real greasy spoon
so we find a place
called fred's and we get in there it's got the cat on the wall the clock you
know with the eyes and
the tail like old school pull it up salikus fred's fred's in uh akron and you
know the cash
one of those old metal ones every lady's name uh blanche or or gertrude they
got a pencil in their
hair i mean classic diner wacky wallpaper attitude to be yes yeah that's it fred's
i'm look at that i
mean it's in the sticks baby i like it yeah the food was great great coffee the
whole thing but i
looks that looks like a great greasy spoon great diner type of breakfast with
those types of hash
browns hits and the prices were from the 50s too i gotta say i love that too
yeah i know veder
always resents it a little when i when i get out of it uh unscathed when it's
like when it's like
a 9.99 omelet he's like your lucky best fuck you dude he's a gold digger he's a
little gold digger
he wants it yeah uh so we go to fred's i walk in there's a little bit of a
weight and a guy in the
kitchen is eyeballing me young scruffy guy look at that that is classic yeah
the the stools and
everything kitchen guy's eyeballing me scruffy guy shaggy hair you know 20 year
old 18 year old kid
and uh he goes i'm like all right this guy might recognize me we sit down the
lady brings us the food
she goes it's on the house the kitchen knows you and i go i'll pay it was like
23 for the meal i was
like i'll pay i feel good paying it's fine she's like it's on the house so i
drop a 50 on the table
how you do it and the guy the lady goes just saying it's on the house if you
meet the guys in the
kitchen and i said okay no problem so i go in the kitchen they grab you they
start beating shit out
of you yeah i go in the kitchen it's like three guys and they're all aproned
out you know covered in
egg yolk and jizz and all this shit and they're like hey we're big fans of
comedy and like great
to meet you i'm uh i'm bob this is bubba this is dave and then the old guy
turns around on the
griddle he goes and i'm fred and these are all my boys so they're all these
kids i love that it's
some real uh midwest shit so i get a photo with all of them i smell like hash
browns i get out of
the wall now oh that'd be nice nothing's finer than in your diner name an omelet
after me will
you remember that episode of course yeah seinfeld she'll have the broiled
chicken
so uh so we drive to dayton and i'm like all right i'm going to dayton you
gotta think okay
chapelle's compound is five 50 45 minutes away in the yellow springs he's got
that new club out there
so i go i have his number he invited me out there during covid yeah which was
very nice and i couldn't
do it for some schedule reason but i still had his number club right the club
yeah he asked me to play
as well as fucking i was flattered as hell yeah i'd love to but i just i couldn't
make it work but uh
so i said let me just text him why am i such a pussy why am i so scared of
confrontation and bothering
people i'm texting him so i text it i delete it text again now that's no good
delete it and i just said
fuck it hey dave it's a long shot i'm in town at the theater it's sold out if
you want to pop in we'd
love to have you no pressure send 30 minutes goes by 45 minutes and nothing an
hour had nothing
whatever just like fuck why did i drop the n-word yeah yeah i'm trying to be
cool i know i was quoting
chris rock's bit no i do you do that when with like the comic legend you like
yes you stop you start
you're like what do we well you know my famous jerry text that i got made fun
of for like four years
again i hadn't talked to him in a while and i said hey jerry i'm jonesing for
that hang i remember
which everybody people wore shirts to my show jones for that hang you're a douche
you're a homo
whatever hey we all we all miss fire yeah and we did hang out so it it wasn't a
total loss but
and you were jonesing i was i was joking but i wrote jer which was a real
problem well j-e-r hey jer
that's rough yeah that's not great not great i mean if you're really tight but
you weren't no we
yeah but i was trying to force the tightness which is really bad yeah um so so
i go okay
pushed it nothing back now it's like five o'clock i get to the show at 6 30
shows at seven i get the
call from dave dave chappelle phone ringing i swipe it and i go hello and he
goes hey hey norman it's
dave what's up i'm like oh i'm just getting ready for the show i would i know
it's a long shot we'd love
to have you red fox and uh he kept using cool slang he's like i come by but i'm
in the cut
and i don't know what that means yeah i think that means i'm in the woods or i'm
in the the middle of
something i don't know he's in the cut so he goes i'm in the cut it's my wife's
birthday i can't come
by i gotta go do her thing but i appreciate the invite and i go yeah man i wasn't
trying to overstep
i just said no no no it meant a lot to me that you want to hang out i
appreciate it i can't go
tonight but let's hang out after he's so down to earth i know he's so normal so
i was like i'd love
to hang out after but here's the thing i'm such a psycho i booked a bar show
after the theater
something's wrong with you something's wrong you bail on the bar show for the
chapelle hang well you
know me i want to make it all work so i go hang on i'll see you after the show
but i have a bar show
i'm a psycho and he goes you're not a psycho man i get it so that was cool and
then i go i'll do the
bar show and i'll come right to you and he goes all good whatever happens i'll
be out all night i
said okay he's a night owl big time so i do my show it was killer date and
crowd was amazing then
we drove to this place called brickies and it's like a bar restaurant with a
bunch of tables i go
up first or second i go hey let me do less time i'll cut the money in half the
guy goes no problem
we do the show i get out of there and i text dave they're in the back they're
like you can keep all
the money if you meet three guys in the back they beat the shit out of me so i
get off stage i text
dave i go hey man hit me with that address baby and then sean murphy goes oh
baby and i go for that
hang baby that was bad so i edit it and i just take off the baby and i go hit
me with that address
i don't want to be like he's on some gay shit what's he doing you know so uh
you call him baby
i was i was in the moment jerry jared jabel baby i was what's happening i was
rolling i was in the
moment i was cooking i was all keyed up what's up player
what's up dog uh what's up my end all right so so i'm like all right let me
text dave we'll get that
address so now we went for it was like it's like the movie swingers we we run
off stage we're sitting
in the car in the parking lot of brickies go just waiting for that address
because we got nowhere to
go and it's uh 10 45 11 11 45 like shit i also have a 6 a.m flight because i
try to get back for the
baby so that means i got to drop the rental car off you know we got to get
there at five
oh my god you're an all-nighter i i guess so yeah but you know you do it for
the story so i'm like ah
now it's 11 30 and he's not writing back so then sean goes you might have to
hit him again and i'm
like i can't do the double text but i never got the the reply and i go what
about this what if we
just start driving towards yellow springs because it's 45 minutes away and then
maybe he'll text and
then we'll be already on the way and he's like yeah that's good but what if he
never texts then
we drove out there for nothing so now we're in this big debate and i go fuck it
and i just start
driving so we start driving to yellow springs nothing every five minutes i'm
looking nothing
nothing now we're in yellow springs just sitting there in yellow springs i get
the call hey it's
dave here's my address and he hangs up he just goes i'm at 802 franklin street
hung up and i was
like 802 franklin 802 put it 802 i'll try not to uh forget it and we show up we
get we're at his
house in the woods literally just a house like a regular old house and his
pictures everywhere and
he's got a bunch of people dancing and food out and uh he gives me a drink we
chat it up we chat for
like a half hour we do some zinging some zanging he goes i'm going to my shack
and i go what's the
shack i thought it was like a nightclub or something called the shack it's
literally a barn in the woods
that he has a bar in a dj set up just a private bar private bar like his little
man cave kind of
thing and his assistant his man cave has employees yes exactly you know you're
fucking loaded he hits a
thing on the wall and he goes uh he goes hey come on out we're here and a dj
comes out and starts
djing so they're just blaring like on retainer he just yeah he's like best
money i ever spent was
this guy he's amazing and he was a great dj he's playing creep and all this
shit live at the house
or something i think so yeah instead of a butler he's got a dj yeah yeah that's
crazy that's the
blackest thing ever he's my dj
so uh the dj's cooking and we're talking and how about this yeah we're all
drinking dave uh i started
smoking cigarettes by the way because i didn't want to look like a dork he's
like you want one i was
smoked a few cigarettes this weekend too there you go you get drunk and they
fucking taste i know i
know and i got all juiced up how many bumbling from a lady now you're smoking a
slim you're like
god i don't look cool oh i hate a slim it feels good slim is bad so i go uh she's
the lady that's
true all right so then we're chain smoking we're drinking and uh he goes hey
man i gotta say that
joke about what gay people see when they die that killed me oh wow the stanhope
episode that was
incredible that was one of the that may be the best riff oh thank you well that
shows history but that
means he saw the show he watches the show dave so then we hung out and i drove
hey the boys are here
what's shaking guys hey hey good to have you back we got a we got a couple of
beers no pressure
half a cookie and a chubb good to have you thanks for having us great tone of
story who are we talking
about he was at chapelle's man i went to the chapelle compound or whatever oh
really i just
randomly texted him in ohio and he said come on by oh shit yeah it's one of
those scary texts you
know thanks bud yeah that's a big uh matzo ball hanging out exactly exactly
thank god he replied
mark mark norman hey buddy that's awesome well yeah young chapelle there all
right cheers boys
here's gang look at this all right garbage all right really rolling i love that
sound talk about
tanking a monday early here we go yeah i got a great bottle to a high life
bottle yeah it's all
like it was between this and a bu