Name: Can You Tell Me How to Get… to the Bar? w/ Sal Vulcano & Gary Vider - Mark Normand & Sam Morril
Uploaded: 2025-10-27T01:00:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Can You Tell Me How to Get… to the Bar? w/ Sal Vulcano & Gary Vider - Mark Normand & Sam Morril' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Can You Tell Me How to Get… to the Bar? w/ Sal Vulcano & Gary Vider - Mark Normand & Sam Morril' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-27. Transcript available.

Can You Tell Me How to Get… to the Bar? w/ Sal Vulcano & Gary Vider - Mark Normand & Sam Morril

Hey folks here we are we might be drunk happy Halloween it's a big one folks oh
yeah these
off because this is a lot did somebody say big all right hell yeah Gary Vieter
and Sal
Volcano joining us feels good and we even we have some pre-made Manhattans here
in syringes by Matt
Peters for Halloween bloody Manhattan I like it I wasn't gonna drink but I will
yeah we just take it
like this like are you going in immediately yeah he's a good pretty good that
gets locked into the
costume
it works hey look at this piece of shit get in the frame oh yeah
oh yeah oh there you go are you garbage good with all this candy I can use this
for ozempic
I can use this for ozempic after the fucking what's that little worm's name on
his yeah
that little guy the guy that always kind of squeaks out what's his name I don't
know is it
Ross Roscoe I don't remember the one I don't think there was yeah the worm
would come out and talk to
him oh I don't remember he has the worm has a name slimy his children of sesame
street yeah
I loved it I was too yeah that mr. Rogers sure mr. Rogers oh yeah that guy he
could have had any
But he was a good man he was swam laps uh-huh the doc or the tom hanks vehicle
the doc didn't see the okay okay I didn't see it's pretty good but I
nonetheless I feel like I should
have I respect the man yeah as a hero Fred Rogers all those kids hated him
ironically really yeah they're
like he was never home he fucked with all the other kids oh wow his kids hated
him that's in the doc yeah
oh like he didn't read to us I'll tell you that wow it's weird when it goes the
other way apparently
John Wayne Gacy great husband is that right always scheduled date night better
than you Gary I mean it's
crazy kids kids love them always clowning around he never kills
yeah that's good you're very good okay right before right before Gary came on
he said he said
I can never be on camera with you without you making me dress up like something
I know it's
this or the gimp and then I'm sure I'll wear this again I picture mr. Rogers
coming home
and then coming in the house taking off his car yeah and be like it's a
beautiful and it's just
fucking save it dad yeah all right that doesn't work here okay this is not the
way we're not making
believe here okay how about real life dad right oh look at this it's uh Gary's
first uh abortion there you go
I was looking at the screen oh no I was like your first abortion was Elvis and
Richard Nixon
give me one of these they're good man you gotta take one of those that's right
take it down
so the the Bert and Ernie heads are off now yeah that's just that's I couldn't
drink through it all
right all right all right well you got a hole at least yeah I got the hole you
gotta be happy but
yeah no I like this guy can go skiing in this thing make no mistake this is insulated
I gotta be honest
damn well I'm gonna commit to it I appreciate it we'll see what happens we
could have had a cookie
monster in here oh that was a he was a fucking stud on that show oh yeah DeRosa
would be great because he's
already uh addicted anyway to other things oh yeah he's still going they're all
still going this is
they still make new episodes are they oh yeah of course what what at Sesame
Street are they really
yeah 100 full production never stopped damn you sure about that I'm sure I
watch it
what were the big kids shows for you Rugrats was a fucking Rugrats they don't
but kids don't
watch it they watch uh it's all YouTube Bluey they watch they watch uh we might
be drunk
you should do a kids episode oh god just g material for a juice boxes that's
gonna be
challenging it's like it's like the one crossover rep for the for the kids
I'd be down for that yeah for the children for the children hey you start with
a fart you can
still do it yeah still do a lot of your best work that's true talk me into it
kids do like
the farts well what about Cocomelon I heard that's bad news for kids I think
that's like brainwashing
them it rots their brains it's so fast and and lowbrow I don't know there's way
worse stuff though
they have unboxing videos too but Cocomelon is I mean I guess it's bad it's all
bad none of it's
actually uh a full-on like show cookie monster's an addict though right that's
what that's why I put
them on DeRosa yeah yeah but you know it's funny if you watch these uh shows on
YouTube just pull
up some of the numbers Cocomelon unboxing or whatever Dora billions and that's
every view is one parent
going I can't fucking take this anymore watch the Cocomelon you dirty it's
probably the fastest way to
becoming a wealthy let's see oh yeah children's oh absolutely because it doesn't
matter about the
the replays it's like they use it as a parenting as parenting help completely
they also rip off
Cocomelon other other places of course so and kids once they like their
favorite thing they want to
watch it 800 times yep yes so that's it the google adsense money is just
raining in 48 million from
five months ago wow more than the Brady roast yeah Gillis is special yes which
I think is similar
by the way I think it's in the 30 millions really I think I think once you hit
that level it's just
gonna not never not be fed good point it's an avalanche you're in the algo yeah
yeah yeah that's a good
point yeah one of the guys go viral is to go viral 47 wow that's close four
years ago
four years ago yeah nobody said Gillis was Coco Melon that's one Coco Melon's
doing better than Shane
that's new stuff oh look at this one 630 million oh my god that's right when
they moved to austin
wow damn 611 mil that's like the holocaust yeah no way 600 that's way more yeah
nobody said
the holocaust was as good as Coco Melon neither are real yeah all right i'm
taking another syringe here
about it yeah oh man should i join mm-hmm so try not to as far as kids tv goes
though Blippi
is another big one and he used to be a comic you know about this Blippi but he
defecated he
shit on his friend yeah he shit on his friend yeah wait we all shit on our
friends no yeah literally
literally you got to see the video i've seen it and what it's a must see it's
available this guy yeah
well this is this is the guy that took over for him he pooped him no no that's
the guy that shit
that's the guy that's yeah that's the guy that's i guess i'm tapped in future i'm
tapped in here
it was during that like uh harlem shuffle era okay and he did it to that music
and it was like it
wasn't like a video that you had to unearth was it he did it for views what no
yeah and no but the
thing is the way he shits on his friend is unreal the guy is laying on the
floor waiting to accept it
as you do if you're if you're a good friend once you make that agreement with
the devil he shits and
then it shoots out of him like a like an explosion like almost like a paintball
like it's it splatters
yeah but it's real and it splatters in a way like you couldn't have done it it
looks like it's cgi it's
not his friend accepts it and then they just like sit there and like dance a
little is this it that's
it yeah no that's no that's not it that's that looks like what it is pull up blippy
shitting
gary we are gonna have to up the ante on morning tv at some point i know i'll
do it
i just wear a toilet
ali's like come on you're embarrassing the family it's moving tickets we did
one in alabama by the
way oh my god and the lady's like and wait you're telling me that you have a
wife and kids at home
after i like i dressed this again i was like sam i mean i guess that was the
point we were we were
in like the sticks in alabama and i was like dude this will be hilarious gary's
gonna put a get mask
on mid-video and um and we walk in and everyone in there is like a real man's
man the flannel and i'm
like this could get messy dude yeah this could get bad and we did it and we
couldn't i couldn't
keep a straight face because gary just went all in they were they were pissed
we were like 30 minutes
outside of birmingham but it was but it was oh that's right we were outside birmingham
yeah we had
shows and they were not this is it yeah by the way this guy i think he's worth
a hundred million
dollars he's worth a hundred million this guy after this he created a children's
show and sold it for
a hundred million damn so he sold the show after this yep that's impressive and
people know about
this and he's fine no no big deal i mean he wasn't trying to hide it i think it
was just
that's not a normal that's amazing that's full-on diarrhea oh man he's in his
ass that's
it's crazy oh god what do we do why are we why my daughter requests this man
every morning oh happy
halloween weirdly she requests this video which is oh god all right we got it
we got it yeah we
don't need the replay this is like when they do the replays on sports and
someone has a compound
fracture yeah you're like we got it we got it we don't need to see there goes
the candy i was
craving i still want the candy yeah god oh yeah anyone can overcome anything
really i guess so
yeah totally how did we get here we started well it's a kid show hey blippy and
then you got to
pull that shit up things get crazy this is the time of year you start seeing
the candy early in the
year like i don't know like early september at walgreens and you're like yeah
it's coming it's coming
baby pounds of bags i already bought the pumpkins i got them on my porch uh i
got the candy at home
i'm pumped i got a new baby so i'm trick-or-treating yeah are you are you gonna
go out oh yeah yeah my
neighborhood's very residential yeah brooklyn and you know you're gonna leave a
bowl
i know you gotta do everything i'll be doing everything are you who are you
dressing the kids as this year
sully's going as a ninja tyson's going as a vampire and then the baby by the
way i have three kids
it's not good and uh you should have made one of them a border feed and then uh
lottie she's going
as sally from uh nightmare before christmas oh yeah that's gonna be jack skelling
uh jack skellington
i love it yeah you are yeah yeah oh nice all right sally what about you i got
with the kids little
with the three hairs so i went with charlie brown oh nice yeah that's good
pretty traditional easy you're
obviously pig pen yeah i'm pig pen you got the natural you know the natural haze
around yeah
you have two kids right yeah i got a i'm going as uh right now unless she
shifts because she's been
talking witch but she she came out of the gate with kevin mccallister and and
then me and my wife
are going to be marvin harry oh nice yeah that'd be great we don't know what
you know to do with the
with the remaining child leave him home alone girlfriend wolf hey wolf yeah tarantula
be pesci
as the cop oh a double pesci a double double pesci interesting yeah that's
because he gets then he
do a gold tooth ah pesci was on a fucking run oh my god you got home alone goodfellas
and my
cousin you know like back yeah casino i think casino and home alone are the
same year crazy wow yeah
talk about range my cousin vinny is on i mean he's on top top top all time
comedies and marissa tome
and especially in that especially in that movie and that movie is unreal oh my
god i saw a video
recently of someone like ran into joe pesci at like a restaurant and they put
it online like on
and he's nearly unrecognizable uh-oh i don't know getting old dude it was kind
of wild they were like
people like this is joe pesci people like that's not joe pesci oh no it was him
why is he thin no it
just just looked that's that's a weird goat that's definitely not recent i'm
telling you this guy this
it's even yeah that even that's that goatee makes him look like he's like a
cousin of danny trejo or
something oh yeah it was uh like i think he sang or something he stood up in
his chair and sang at a
restaurant even that looks like him this was like i just was like oh my god i
can't believe that well
that's the thing is now he never wanted to be an actor he wanted to be a singer
yeah and acting just
took off he was in like a jers