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Judd Apatow - Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

What? It's good to see it. It's been a minute. It's been so long. It's good to
be back in America.
I know. We were gone for a while. Yeah, yeah. Did, you know what? Did Oslo,
Dublin. Jeez,
whereas Finland, Sweden. The only place we overlapped was, I think, Dublin.
Yeah. I missed
you by a day. Yeah, how crazy is that? It was like Jordan Jensen, me, then you
in Dublin. Crazy.
And then you didn't do Paris. No, no. Paris was great this time. I'm saving it.
Yeah,
Paris is not always my favorite of a comedy, but this time it was great. All
right. But
yeah, how was Athens? It looked gorgeous, those pictures. Oh, my God. Did you
go there?
I've been there. I saw ruins. I've been. Oh, that was Rome. Oh, okay. Got it.
Got it. Rome
was great. I saw Francesco DiCarlo. Wow. He took us out to dinner, did the
sneak. He did
the sneak credit card pay behind my back. I tried to do it, and they were like,
he beat
you to it. And he's famous over there. Oh, yeah. Francesco, you know? So we're
walking
around Italy, and people are like, mama mia, Francesco. Like, the way they're
so emotional
when they see him, and then I got recognized. Some guy's like, dude? It's just
a little
different, but no, he took us all around. He's an incredible tour guide. Isn't
it funny
when you see another comic overseas, you're like, oh, you glom onto him. It's
like seeing
an ambassador. Well, I saw Seinfeld in Paris. Wow, yeah, there you go. That was
incredible.
That's the biggest. Yeah, you're just like, not who you expect to run into and
have a night
out with. And he reached out to you. His wife did. It felt like his wife set us
up on
a blind date. Was she on Raya? She set us up. We're all hanging out, and great
hang. But
then it's like, you know, we all are doing like the fun group talk. Yeah. But
then it turns
into comedy nerd mode, and we're just like. See you, sister. We got to talk
comedy. There
it is. Wow. Yeah, we had a good time. Seinfeld hang in Paris. Sounds like one
of
these, like, vision board things, you know? We had a great night. Yeah, talking
comedy
for hours. Loved it, man. Just awesome. Wow, that's great. What is it? Hotel.
Is
that his place? No, they picked a cool hotel bar that this is such a smooth
move on their
end. First off, they pay before we could even find the bill. That's where they
get you.
The other move, I told her where I was staying, and she picked the place
walking distance.
Oh. Just a classy move all around. Pro move. Pro move. Man, did you discuss Zoran?
It's the talk of the town. We had a great night, man. It was fantastic. It was
incredible.
A lot of like old school comedy talk, like Robert Klein, fucking Carlin Pryor.
Then we
did like the New Age Geraldo talking like all over the map. Loved it. Wow. So
cool.
I'm hanging out with Sean Murphy. Boo. Come on. No, Murphy's great. Well, we
take, you
know, and I brought my friend Chase with me, and they love Chase. You know,
Chase's mom's
a social worker. Seinfeld's, Jessica Seinfeld's mom's a social worker they're
talking about.
So we do all these group pictures after. Yeah. You know, I take one with Jerry,
then all
three, then me, Chase, and Jerry. Then at the end, Chase goes, all right, now
mom's with
social workers. Got a big laugh out of them. I was like, all right, he's
fucking, he's cooking.
Thank God. When you have the side friend who gets a laugh, you're like, all
right, he's
accepted too. I wouldn't bring him if I didn't believe in him. Yes. Yes. Well,
how do you
offer the photo? How do you, how does that come up? Do you go? I think Chase
brought it
up, which is nice because I don't want to bring up, I don't want to do that. I
had to get
a photo with him once. I said, I'm only doing this to help sell the beacon. He
was like,
all right. So he got that. You should have said, because I value you as a
friend.
I didn't want to do that. That's so much worse to say I'm using you for tickets.
I guess you're right. Well, we're friends. I wouldn't go, hey, I value you as a
friend.
Let's get a photo. No, you would just say, let's take a photo. Yeah, that's
true.
Or you could just say, yeah, let's get a photo. Yeah. Did you get any blowback?
Hey,
hanging out with the Zionists here? I don't fucking know. Good. Who cares? Who
cares? It's all
over. Hamas. You can't reduce people to one word who have contributed this much
to comedy. Come on.
I've been saying that about Michael Richards. I know. I've been saying Bo Cosby.
Yeah.
That was more of an action. Wow. So cool. What lives we have. We're sitting
here going, oh,
I was in Rome. Oh, sorry. I was in Athens. Oh, dude. Milan. Crazy. Yeah.
Well, I got to, oh, wow. Milan. I want to hear about that. Oh my God.
So I get to Riyadh. I do the show. I'm there seven hours. I fly out through the
night.
Literally, it's the movie, the town. You just have a mask on. You have a duffel
bag.
Yeah. I hit one woman. I got a child bride. I got out of there. And then I
landed in Athens
on no sleep. I'm on like an hour of sleep. I get an Uber. And then my wife and
baby are at
the hotel. And I'm like, I felt like the last, I got out of the last chopper of
Vietnam and
I made it to the family. It's Indiana Jones. Yeah.
Yeah. I really did feel like it was that meme where you're just like, you say
the wrong
thing. They're all chasing you. You're like, start the plane. Yes, exactly. Curvy
swords.
I had the same thing, but with Barcelona, but I, dude, I got so sick in
Barcelona. I did the
show, but I was sick as a fucking dog and did the show. Then had to go to the
hospital.
Oh, in Barcelona. And it's some shitty hospital. They're not speaking English.
I know I should
know better Spanish, but I'm like, this is not a good situation to be in. Yeah.
What happened?
Well, I was like, I think there's a flu. So let me just get Tamiflu so I can
knock it
out. So you got to go to the hospital, get that. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.
And then
or urgent care or something, but it was like late night. I didn't want to
cancel the show.
How often am I in Barcelona? Sure. But yeah, I had to fight through that one. I
had to stay
an extra day in Barcelona because I was so fucking sick. Whoa. Just banging out
movies in the
hotel room. Did you see the city at all? Because it's a great city. A little
bit, but
that was the one I had to kind of sacrifice because I was just so fucking ill.
Yeah. And
then, and then I'm like trying to get better while also binge drinking every
night and traveling
every couple of days. And it's that thing where I'd be like chugging a beer,
then I'd be in
the bathroom and I'd be like, and I cough out green phlegm into the sink. Oh
man. Just
a pig. Yeah. But I, you know, I started putting a little bodega in the Tamiflu.
You know,
mix it all up. I was really not, but it turned out it wasn't the flu, but it
was just like
a fucking nasty viral thing. And I was like, I was better in a few days, but it
stuck with
money for probably like a week. Damn. We'll have the booze. We'll keep it on
you. The
booze, man. But yeah, Athens is incredible. The ruins, the show was insane. All
the crowds
were great. Sweden was the best crowd. Stockholm gets it, man. They get it.
They get it. Beautiful
city. My God. The chicks too. Oh, the women are all six foot eight and blonde
and just blue
eyed, pure white snow. Unbelievable. We didn't have to take it there, but yes,
they're very
attractive women. Yeah. I get the Ikea thing. No, they're very hot. And, uh,
and the crowds
are great. Scandinavian crowds, man. They just get it. They're great. Well,
Finland was
a little tough. I've never done Helsinki. Helsinki is a cool city. It's very
pretty and
organized and clean, but the crowds are very like efficient. They're like, Hmm,
we like
that one. That's the funny part. It's like Milan. They laugh, but then you do
like three
Holocaust jokes in a row and they're like, they all applaud as a group. Yeah.
This is such
a strange form of comedy. Like, I feel like I'm doing like a Ted talk kind of
it's not
helped, but, uh, but they were very nice. Yeah. Amsterdam's kind of like that.
Amsterdam's
kind of tough. They're kind of tough. I can't, you know, here's a little peeve.
Amsterdam.
Yeah. What happened? I got some peeves. They're not inexpressive people. Yes.
So, you know,
it's like you sell a lot of tickets there. So you're excited. Right. And then,
cause they're
big comedy fans, but then you do the show and you're like, that's it. What the
fuck? I
know. I'm like, that's my best stuff. And then you get off and they're like, it
was
amazing. You're like, tell your face. I'm dying up here. I always say it's like
the girl
you bang and you're like, Oh, I'm kind of not doing well. Then later she was
like, that
was awesome. Give me a moan. Give me something. You got to give me something.
Not to mention
these people are on bikes the whole time. Right. Don't go to a booty call at 2am.
They're
like, I'll get on the bike. Everything's on a bike there. And it's right. And
the roads
are literally two feet. I know. So you're like, you know, it's like a mini
Cooper whizzing
by then a bike. Then you're like, you're like, I gotta, I gotta like walk like
sideways.
Yeah. I know it's a tight town and the weather's tough. Yeah. Weather can kill
it. They really
had legalized weed. And now that other places have it, they've lost a little
bit of, it's
still a fun city. Yeah. It's still pretty. But the problem is like, I'm not a
planner and
there are two big attractions, the Van Gogh museum and the Anne Frank house.
Yep. You got
to plan that one out like six weeks. I did the same thing. I got to Van Gogh.
They're like,
you crazy. This is two months booked. Yeah. I've been there before. It's sick.
It's amazing.
Really? Yeah. I wish I, the national Institute, the national art Institute in
Berlin was insane.
They got the Warhol, the Elvis one. They got, uh, they got like, they got Picassos.
They've
got like, uh, Gerard Richter's this huge German artist and he's like 94 and he's
still going
and his shit's incredible. And then they had, they, I mean the Berlin art
institutes, it's
legit. Yeah. But then, but they're glossing over some periods of history. They're
like in
1945, 42 to 45, some weird stuff happened. And then anyway, in 46, there was a
big boom
and you're like, huh? I know. I went to the history museum in Berlin and I got
there right
at the wire and they were like pushing me out. They're like, Hey, get out of
here. You got
to go the train schedule. And I'm like, you got to be a real Nazi about this
museum here.
You guys have a history of pushing people on trains. Yeah, exactly. So, uh,
yeah, loved it.
Loved the trip. Now at what point do you go? Cause you're seeing beautiful
things.
You're flying all over the world, jet setting art crowds history. But at what
point do you
go? I kind of, I'm ready to get back. I think literally right at the end.
All right. That's good. I was actually having so much fun. And the bars in
every city were
so, I mean, it is funny though. Cause I'm more of like a, like I'm more of a
New York, Dublin,
Liverpool type drinker than I am like Milan. Like I like the communal thing of
a bar.
Yeah. We were all just hanging at a bar together. You can kind of bullshit with
people.
You have your friend, but you can kind of have a chat. Whereas like Milan, it's
just,
you're like at a table outside. You're with your own group. And I don't like
that. I kind
of like, I like the idea that I can meet someone at a bar. Yeah, of course. So
yeah, Dublin's
great. That's always fun. Uh, but then Liverpool was like, that was like on
another level. That
was like the best that I had on the tour. The hot water comedy club. That's,
that was the
only club I did. And it was like on fire. Wow. You don't hear about Liverpool
ever. You hear
the Beatles and that's it, dude. The women in Liverpool are gorgeous. What? And
they, they're
like the opposite of London women. We're like, they're hotter, but they think
they're not
hot. Oh, that's great. And it's like, it's in