Name: Daniel Sloss - Thanksgiving with Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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Daniel Sloss - Thanksgiving with Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

happy Thanksgiving hey we might be drunk we're here Daniel Sloss everybody
looking fit too look
at that thanks man you in the gym yes it's only so I don't kill myself yes yeah
yeah yeah I'm one
of those yeah there's those who are like they're vanity lifters and there's
like I just got to
sweat out gin yeah oh mine's is a bit there's there's certainly a bit of added
to it but I'm
here for two weeks it's the longest I've been away from my like family since
they became like a full
family so I'm just like if I if I regressed what I used to be before I was a
father I would be
drinking until 3 a.m. waiting up and smoking weed until let's get you there
yeah that's why we're
here I think we start with the McKellen oh no McCloud McCloud's McCloud McCloud
28 years old hey that's
legal yeah it's legal now we're talking almost a bit too old yeah a little too
it's a little that's
a Leonardo DiCaprio yeah past human trafficking prime yeah yeah yeah I mean the
numbers you're
getting for a 20 year old 20 year old is is much much lower you gotta hand to
these traffickers because
you think you'd see some of these buses going back and forth yeah they hide
them pretty well
they put Burt's poster on it oh they're fully loaded too I just got that yeah
also if you need any you
know fucking uh advice on how to traffic women Andrew Tay on 90% 90% of his
podcasts is it I've never
listened it's like all all the accusations that came out about him being a
human trafficker are from
just podcasts where he tells you exactly what how he gets women into sex work
how we make sure they're
isolated from their friends like a rapper on trial for murder he's like I haven't
shot anyone like roll
the music yeah really cuz you film two seasons of I murdered this bitch it
smells pretty good all
right no I it's too good for ice right yeah I'm not I don't want to be too I
can get I can get
occasionally pretentious about whiskey we had any country you don't do
Thanksgiving over there
across the pond no nor fourth of July you know right that makes it was when you
it was when you
beat us a little awkward yeah 12 years sober down the drain holy shit that's
amazing oh that is
gorgeous yeah that's smooth as fire wow so this is your producer working I have
the worst mic technique
in the fucking game for a professional comedian oh you're good oh was it you oh
you came in all right
so he came in and fixed it I regularly on podcasts afterwards people have been
like have you ever done
a fucking podcast right in your goddamn life you know microphones work do you
think it's there there
you go yeah yeah do so you you're like the maybe the most world traveler of any
comedian um it's getting
the Asian John Mark was giving me a run for my money now yeah also Jimmy Carr
well fluffy was
unbelievable yeah everywhere I've been in the world but he doesn't have long
you know so it's gonna be
you yeah yeah before when we started doing like Europe and stuff the one the
people that were
regularly ahead of me by several years where it was like Russell Peters Pablo
Francisco right and any of
the ones that got like famous from like OG YouTube days yeah like the people
that just worked out they're
like okay I might burn an hour by putting fucking it out there but there's no
other way for it to hit
Europe I mean that's Pablo Francisco toured it was doing like a thousand two
thousand seater in Sweden
back in like 20 18 sorry 20 2008 I want to say yeah yeah because I know the
promoter who does out there
and he was just and he was not a promoter before Pablo got out there he just chanced
his fucking luck
message to whoever Pablo's agents were I'm like I can probably set up a couple
of gigs in Sweden blacked
his way fully into it still a purport now promote for billboard but he's blacked
his fucking way in
damn though what was your move you could just get on American TV or YouTube or
what was it he was on
Conan back in the Conan sets Conan was a big sort of booster but what really
fucked me up is like
so dead Conan a couple of times and then my agent was like do you want to tour
Europe and I'm like
no I don't want to go to a place where like for there's no there's no worse
type of person in the
world than a British expat right yeah they are vermin whatever country they are
in yeah you did the
worst is that because they'll sit they'll sit in fucking Spain or France and
they'll complain
about the culture I've done gigs in Singapore to fucking expats right where you
can get like
fresh made Singaporean noodles from a guy like fucking cutting all this wheat
into a boiling
bowl of fresh fucking broth and then you'll get to British people and they're
like you can't get a
good burger in this country right fucking kill yourself man on New Yorkers do
that we do that
you're kicking a slice of pizza in LA at 4am what the hell it's like what do
you what do you think
fucking traveling it's everywhere now that's true there's a place that's
figured it out in every
city right you gotta experience yeah exactly um and then and then when I did
Europe Europe for the
first time I think Lithuania was one of our first gigs and my opener went out
smashed I went on
first joke best joke I had just fucking silence and I was like what the fuck so
I then like do a
joke like about like acknowledging the lack of laughter round of applause and I'm
like okay
good I got them back and then I do I'm like okay well let's keep with me and I'll
do my second best
joke goes out fucking silence and when I make a joke about that off the cuff
they fucking lose
their minds and I'm like is this fucking opposite world we little Lithuanian
guy in the front row just
sticks his hand up as I do the setup for my third joke I go yeah he goes any
joke you've done on the
internet we've all seen because like that's any joke that you've done on Conan
or anything like this we've
all seen because that's how we watch British and American stand-up we just we
watch it all online but
if I see a bit I'll usually laugh again yeah if it's been a minute you know it's
been a couple weeks oh
I think this was pretty yeah yeah I mean I agree I you know I listened to and
watch stand-up specials
repeatedly yeah you know two or three times a year depending on who's as good I've
watched Nick
Mullin special three times just because I think it's especially when you're
fucking stoned yeah
French and Indian war must have been the swalliest war in all the time
what were they playing over the Febreze
folks can you imagine the smell oh god it kills me
also they're bullying Stephen Hawking
oh yeah yeah
everyone look what the nerds watching
I was just in Finland and I'm kind of struggling
Helsinki and you know full house kind of struggling
it might be a thousand people there and then at some point I was like whoa okay
you
guys are tough and then this guy raises his hand in the front row and I go what's
up and he goes why don't more uh comedians come here and I was like have you
seen the
reaction I mean I'm pulling out the a stuff here it's almost when when a crowd
member raises his hand you're too polite to kill that to kill in that room yeah
no
one in America is just like who's like excuse me may I have the floor no they
just fucking heckle right you know like you want that kind of like
energy you don't want them to think too much I feel like that's a dude who
thought
yeah good point I don't know so the finisher internal laughers because they're
the
sadness of the Scandinavians yes and they will openly admit that and it's
because
they're the one that's going to be on like the front line against Russia they've
always they've always had one eye on the fucking border be like these yeah
these
fucking these just because they're an international trade doesn't mean they've
stopped being fucking bastards right and they keep they keep saying we're the
half they're the happiest people in the world that's what the internet says I'm
like on the inside of the happy but I think the sandwich has killed themselves
so like the other ones are just dead they killed themselves are kind of dark
yeah
oh yeah definitely seen their movies they're fucking the darkest that's true
do you ever see that movie uh speak no evil no I'm like oh my god the ending is
the
darkish I couldn't believe it yeah that's too much for me all you need to know
about
this movie is it's Ronan Hirschberg's favorite movie oh geez and that's all you
have to
know that you leave going what the fuck yeah why that's gross and also they do
a lot of
vampire shit over there a lot of vampire shit yeah look at the screaming you
know bad shit's happening
just from that still yeah is that James McAvoy he's in the he's in the remake
oh okay second
version i was gonna say he's with a different ending by the way oh they have to
do a Hollywood
ending for that one uh-huh oh fuck that i hope i didn't give too much away but
you i gave it all
away oh well i'm not i can't watch scary movies i'm a big big i don't like
scary movies usually
either but he pushed me on it he's like you have to i have friends who love
scary movies and they
don't take no for an answer yeah like you gotta what you like movies you gotta
watch i'm like i
don't it's i think it's like i love roller coasters and some people don't like
fucking roller coasters
but like there's something in there there's just something in the goddamn brain
i think that people
who like horror they just tickles you like real fear that's weird to me oh yeah
yeah oh no man i
fucking i trust a bunch of piggies who ever built the machine you know it's it's
mock it's mock fear
like i've roller coasters aren't leaving my imagination to do most of the work
like it's a
direct experience of fear i'm strapped and i get it right horror movies is they're
like how
fucked up your how fucked up is your imagination i'm like brave fucked up man
please don't please don't
please don't play with that like yes if you put a scary movie on i will think
about that in bed even
though i don't believe in ghosts even though i'm not fucking saying any of that
shit my imagination's
like well there was a movie about it and on the flip side it's why you like
porn yeah you're like
this could happen and i'm thinking about it in bed yeah this could be me it won't
but it could it could
as a kid it made you stick around that that uh when she calls you after class a
little too long
you're like let's see yes yes just in case i don't think it's going to happen
but let's see
the babysitter's coming you never know one way or another i knew a guy who banged
the babysitter he was
like really eighth grade or whatever oh and is she in jail now oh sorry or is
he
no i don't think it was a different time it was the 90s
you know you could a young boy and you were like a hero what was the age
difference
i think it was like that malaney joke where it was like a horse watching a dog
you know it's probably she was probably like 14 and he was eight you can't
eight wait no wait i got
that yeah hold on she was probably that's an outright crime like you're not
even horny sorry
she was probably 18 he was 14 something like that still illegal but he was into
it i mean the parents
paid for a prostitute whoa they thought they were going to babysit that's a
prostitute good point man
there's a bunch of like stories about that in the uk of like dads who buy their
son like a sex worker
on there yeah that earn it dude yeah i'm not helping my son get laid he's got
my second name if that
doesn't do it you don't deserve pussy or asshole whatever he's into right right
you know if he
wants to but if he's gay he's not gonna have trouble getting no that's i even
the ugliest gays
yes all right if they if they want it they're getting fun nicknames yeah you're
a bear you know
there's no straight nickname for an ugly straight yeah wait a minute intel
but that's not a good one comedian a bear is positive yeah a bear what else is
positive what else
it's all positive twink twink's a bit of the slow yeah yeah but people like
they hav