Name: JP McDade - Rachel Feinstein - Scott Rogowsky : Holi-daze with Mark Normand and Sam Morril
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JP McDade - Rachel Feinstein - Scott Rogowsky : Holi-daze with Mark Normand and Sam Morril' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-22. Transcript available.

JP McDade - Rachel Feinstein - Scott Rogowsky : Holi-daze with Mark Normand and Sam Morril

hey happy holidays this is this is oh look at what we're rolling around here
this is a this
is a good time of year man look at this so i feel like clark griswold here and
we got a santa menorah
kwanzaa like every other building in new york 99 christmas and then we stuck a
little fucking
menorah yeah we got hanukkah's over labia majora and menorah right here maddie
everybody we got a
bartender for this episode yes where'd they find you the internet ah only fans
oh craigslist hell
yeah craigslist is that around your swinging time peters did she come with a
cock ring with an inquiry
for feet pics and oh my god that would be hilarious if matt was doing dirty
shit he was like you can
come on but you got to show us your pussy and we're like matt oh jesus oh man
holy hell i was being
sent lingerie as my costume whoa is that what he with the g-string oh peters
your dog peters apparently
you're a casting couch rapist you sent her a g-string a ccr oh oh it came with
okay oh good all right
too he still picked it we came with it too right out of the box okay uh wow maddie
good to have you
good to be here are you a christian lady my parents never really forced any
religion on me so wow so
progressive yeah they've been very much like you can do what you want but what
do they celebrate christmas
oh yeah but you so you did christmas we did christmas but there was never like
a
church sure same here my parents forced something else on me but yeah we had a
good time uh well yeah
you'll be you'll be whipping up some libations some adult what are we doing
here i was thinking old
fashion wow another what's the twist this is some ginger powder that i just got
from zanzibar whoa i love
it zanzibar lactate eggnog if anyone is feeling i'll do some eggnog as well i'm
just an eggnog fanatic
i put in my coffee starting december 1st i like a little eggnog i can't think
of it without the
classic david tell joke elf come yeah
i'm excited yeah this is a this is a good time of year you you just i want to
hear about this show
you flew out like a psycho for one night yeah you went to i so i almost did a
west coast trip too for
one night for the knicks in-season tournament championship i bought the plane
ticket and then i
my friend's tickets fell through and i was like i was feeling kind of sick so i
was like let me just
fucking did you get a refund yeah of course yeah of course oh yeah oh yeah so
what do you
went to la for i'm such a cunt because adam ray goes do my show and i go ah it's
in the middle it's
tuesday and it's a cross-country flight he goes i'll fly a delta one i said i'm
there
yeah but he would have done that any day probably i know he's generous he's
very generous
although sometimes i'm like just give me a middle seat and i'll take the pay no
shut up
all right you don't want to you want to be going in there furious that you got
to you got to look
forward to the flight well i got bad news fatty what flew out there everything
was great delta one's
amazing you get your own your own entrance it's incredible yes at the big
airports you do yeah it's
pretty cool jfk your own entrance you walk through you feel like catch me if
you can yeah oh and how
about that lounge and the lounge they're bringing out fucking sushi sushi
salmon drinks happy endings
galore yeah it was a guy but still the thought that counts yes yeah i had a cum
teeny it was great
and uh did you know did the flight flight was good get the lay down amazing you
don't want the flight to
end i get to l.a. is that through any movies on there what did i watch i
watched uh the darkest hour
oh i heard it's good it's pretty good it's about uh churchill churchill oh i
love yeah uh and gary
olman killed it he's good very good so i landed l.a i go to the hotel i shower
go straight to the
will turn where do you put you up hotel figaro how is that very nice very nice
downtown l.a
but nice yeah that's that's how they get you that that we stayed downtown for
that netflix thing i was
like you walk you're like man this is a nice hotel you walk 10 feet you're like
yeah think of the
hotel that's where we'll stay yeah yeah that was that was dicey as fuck skid
row all day long
tents fentanyl skid marks when i walked out jesus christ yeah there you go matty
shake it up yes
love it michael j fox so go to the will turn guess who's in the i get there the
green room's a buzz
there's food there's a bartender the will turns gorgeous gorgeous old classic
la theater yeah so
i'm already in my head like i flew here i better kill it you know it's a sold
out theater it's the
last one here we go i'm a little nervous he's retiring dr phil that's it it's
over i just showed
up to make sure it was dead that's really why i went enough's enough already
and uh i get to the
green room i'm kind of in my head i want to do well it's all off the cuff you
know you can't do
anything it's a tough show it's a tough show i've done it once in phoenix i had
fun but i got
fucking i got wrecked that night all i remember is adam carolla putting me in a
headlock he was so
drunk i think i was i was i was taking the hug his father should have gotten
and uh i was like oh
fuck but we had fun we had fun getting lit up he's a strong guy adam carolla oh
yeah he's like a
football player yeah there's a lot of rage there too oh yeah oh yeah but he was
fun to get drunk with
yeah he could he can put him back that uh that carol yeah and i just and i look
like his
illegitimate son so it looked even weirder it looked like he was like it's like
his head and
your arm i'm sorry son yeah yeah uh a lot of brillo going on oh my god two
eyebrows total
what so so who's there so it's i don't know if i can give it away because they
come out in like a
month and a year these things say it all right fine it wasn't it was just like
a who's who of his
favorite guest it was me harlan williams uh urkel and the big three and santino
nice bobby baled and uh
somebody else so you know we're all hanging out in the green room oh my god
look at that
what is this this is the eggnog oh the come teeny wow it's nice and cold too oh
that's a great glass
thank you mad hope you like it oh my god wow that is too good this is too good
what are women
complaining about swallowing this is incredible it's not gonna hurt your
stomach you got that right
lactate yeah that feels anti-semitic i drink whole milk you don't drink whole
milk i do but i figured you
know because i'm a jew yeah the gods are going on down there i guess there's a
ceasefire we can
handle it so who's the big name i guess uh there wasn't one what what you said
there was someone big
in the crowd oh in the in the green room in the crowd oh sorry i thought you
meant on stage yeah so
i'm already nervous and then guess who's in the groom take a wild guess big
celebrity mike tyson
give me give me a i'm talking current like current hot celebrity oh uh brad pitt
no but
that type of celebrity yeah maybe more pop culture-y damn i don't know oh timothy
chalamet from matt
peterson no but glenn powell no no i'm close i somebody i'd be nervous around i
see glenn
powell go ah look at that hunk yeah so like a guy or girl girl oh okay we're
way off bonnie blue
pretty carpenters no no no no oh fuck biggest maybe one of the most famous
ladies on the planet no
actress not a singer you guys keep going singer give me an age range i'll say
25 to 35.
sydney sweeney there it is sydney sweeney the ss she's in the crowd tits and
all titler that's what i
call her come sydney sweeney for a come teeny i'll tell you she's all right
that one so you're just like
oh you know because you're there with the boyfriend yeah what's his name poopy
doopie what's that guy's
name mark mark negging him in front of her what's your name again dipshit scooby
doo something like
that uh skipper scooter brawn we got it jewish he's gotta be brawn's gotta be
jewish yeah how
about that he's drinking the lactate eggnog i'll tell you that much yeah well
he's got two iron domes
at home yeah because holy moly she's just right there like right where maddie
is did you have a
moment with her no i got a restraining order but uh no i i didn't want to go
near because everybody's
bothering her everybody's all over her by the way you see the zion text is that
real there's no way
that's real i fucking hope so i it felt made up the zion williamson text she
must get those five times
a day yeah but i don't think she's a type that would post them uh oh it wasn't
sweeney it was sydney
thomas sorry oh who's also no no it was also a sydney sweeney one oh okay there
was another one
yeah that's a different lady yeah but he commented on hers this this was i saw
this pose it was a dm
got it which like i don't think it's one thing to yeah let's see zoom in on
this this is gold
what oh that's chinese uh doja cat yeah you were not uh you're not finding this
huh come on you got
this google bitch hold on all right aha no no it's a dm you had it oh boy
but they're like tick tocks oh yeah but you can't zoom in on that i click it
and it goes to
doja cat oh wait yeah there it is there it is who's this man get him out of my
dm it's zion with
two heart uh face emojis hey do you play roblox what i don't know what that is
that's what kevin
spacey wrote it's a kid's video game is it yeah yeah yeah no why are you asking
laughing my ass off uh
is that supposed to be i don't know yeah he misspelled it what why i asked that
i'm just uh trying to
fuck lol i'm good rats this is not real i love rats he turned into joe mackie
there but don't you
this is what's got to be nice about being an nba player you got to do all this
schmoozing rigamarole
let's get dinner he's just like i wanted to fuck yeah i've heard from the there's
a famous hall of
famer who would say he just would slide into women's dms with two eye emojis
like oh and it would work of
of course yeah but it didn't work here but this isn't real and she's she's
taken for so who supposedly
posted this zion or her sydney sweeney posted this this can't be real i mean
that's easily if this was
if this was real it would be like real news true but you're a lady that wouldn't
work with you trying
to fuck god no see that's what sucks about women well it's just because that's
all we want to do but we
have to package it with all this other stuff i'm just looking for someone to
play roblox with
i just that would be pretty cool for me the honesty is admirable okay have you
slid in the dms
yeah of course same same what do you think this is have you but you have what's
the highest you've
aimed oh never that high it's really it's yeah out of fear that they'll post it
no no just out of
just i know my hotness level so you're a handsome i'm going melissa mccarthy
isn't he a handsome
guy no i'm going uh susan boyle i go i go low susan boyle posts wow who the
fuck is this guy i'm just
trying to fuck i just want i just want to eat your pussy please come on you can
sing while i eat you
out what rats rats that's my apartment but uh yeah dude i i mean uh so yeah i
went i was like
oh because now i know she's in the crowd so i went to like high school me of
like she's hot i'm not
she's cool i'm a nerd she's sexy i'm gay i just couldn't get out of my head
dude so yeah i mean
i probably would shrink i mean jesus christ i know it's insane and then in
person it's one of those
things where you know people go how'd she look in real life the same yeah
exactly the same she's
little hot it's a tiny lady but yeah that's la man crazy just right there we
got barney greengrass
they have uh big fake tits in the front row those are real are they real oh
yeah that's part of the
appeal i think yeah yeah it's like a jessica rabbit thing totally i get it
totally she is hot yeah it's
not a hot take yeah like i said she look she is hot i'll give it to her i know
she was waiting for
me to give it up yeah and then you start thinking well has she heard all the
jokes i've made about
her and then i'm like no no one's heard them okay great i mean no one who we've
sh