Name: No Guest - Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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No Guest - Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

yeah but even a martinis a bold because martinis fuck your I got fucking hammered
on martini I
stumbled on the strip house on Saturday I got fucking lit up dude it is weird
that martinis
are the classy drink because it is just it's liquor in a cup let's start with
that that's
good rolling yeah it's a good point no that's it's the dignified drink yeah but
like you know
who drank martinis Churchill he looked like shit oh my god he was fucking obese
he was bloated he
went to the White House and the the whole staff hated him they're like he's
walking around his
underwear he's kicking the dog he's smoking a cigar like 8 a.m. well dude he
was because here's the
thing calorie wise are probably not as bad if you go dry because it's just
vodka or gin right right
but if you're drinking that you're drunk yeah yeah it's liquor and olive juice
oh that's for dirty
all right dry is just the vermouth that's not that but you're getting fucking
lit up on I have a few
and I'm fucking gone I love them it's a great drink oh they that you do feel
classy you do until the
third yeah yeah and then you're like I'm a fucking drunk I hate the cup though
I get a martini and a
rocks glass I've done it but it's I'll do this see I don't like getting that
like a Manhattan in a
in the up oh I hate that because that's not it's too it's a whiskey drink
nothing brown should come in
that fucking agreed but I you got to drink the martini out of the martini glass
it's I like when
they give you the oversized giant glass and they just give you the regular
serving so it just doesn't
go up all because it's not me like who the fuck yeah you're spilling of course
I'm gonna pack bar
here yeah cheers hey I'm drinking whiskey like a man in a regular cup yeah but
anyway yeah man
how you been you on the were you out with Shane this weekend yeah I did
Thursday was Shane Friday
was Shane Saturday Minneapolis Casino oh nice which was money grab yeah big
money grab but I got I just
walked out and I was like Tim Walls huh they're like you know like Somalians
hey they're like
like she's like a sister to me so I'm fucking her they're like oh my god yeah
they just want to hear
that shit so bad yeah they're like it's about us exactly yeah that's cool I was
like I drove by his house
called him a retard they're like so did I what the fuck you know they're
throwing shit at me so it was a good gig
a great gig oh nice nice if you get your people at a casino you can't really
beat it it's still just
true yeah it's just a show Reno is killer man I had a great time there you go
damn look at that
where were you with Shane here we did Tucson the first night which was about
nine thou wow and then
we did uh Phoenix the next night which was about 20 yeah crazy damn insane fun
city too oh yeah
there I am that's Carnegie Hall baby look at that fun night I was definitely
under the weather man
it sucks when you I just knew you know you're on the road and I had to film
shit for this dumb movie
I'm making and then uh yeah I knew I was gonna be fucked up and it was one of
those things I woke up
and I was like I guess I gotta get like an IV or something so I did it got a
little got a little jump
and uh yeah there I am with little gear there I like the brown suit that's a
good look yeah change
it up a little bit yeah gotta bring it for Carnegie oh got a compliment from
Jerry on the suit too
yeah what now was he in was he in seating view thank God he was not can you
imagine I can't because
Louie sat in front row I'm doing my fisting chunk I look over at Jerry is he
laughing
uh how'd you get up to the elbow um no he uh I didn't see him thank God he
wrote a very nice message
after a voice man a memo with his wife amazing very nice and but you know I
will tell you this
you can't really get out of your head that he's in the crowd of course which is
like
I probably I did 50 I usually do an hour plus but I was like let me just
fucking hammer it's
Carnegie Hall let me just hammer I didn't do I didn't I usually go into the
crowd a little I
didn't do shit I'm like let me just run the hour and just fucking hammer but it
was it was cool
guy did a little after party a tell showed up whoa love to see it he was
miserable all these young
comics were like Dave and he's like ah Dave is like an actual cat where you
just you get him
for like a second then he runs away exactly yeah grumpy cat wow that's
incredible my mom was there
yeah sold it sold out Carnegie Hall can't complain that's unreal pretty cool so
cool but yeah when I
did it with Jimmy Carr Louie's in the front row going like he's trying to like
start applause
breaks I was like I appreciate it that's great but you're killing me that was
better than the
alternative of course of course just him like this yeah yeah he's like yeah
that bald ginger in the
front really that would be so fucked up you just you go to a premise and he's
just like yeah he's like
oh I heard that fine yeah he pulls out a notebook it's like I'd steal that but
yeah yeah that was
crazy but what a night you could just take the subway there yeah pretty cool
pretty cool I actually
I should have taken the subway I I'm like an idiot but I took a cab traffic 50
fucking minutes
oh I was like what how dumb am I yeah I never take I always I always take the
subway yeah I don't
know why I was just like I'm I didn't feel 100% was like I'll just jump in I
would have been way
better off yeah what are you gonna do you kind of grew up blocks from there
right no my parents
live there now I was Chelsea then Upper East so I wasn't I wasn't close to
there but my parents
are closer there now so they walked there now yeah was Veeder just I told Veeder
I was like this is
your moment because he killed dude well he's got Jared could use him as an
opener so I was like this
is a networking opportunity for you apparently he asked for the number so yeah
yeah so so we'll see
if we'll see if little Gary gets poached I mean Louie already poached my tour
manager oh really
yeah damn you don't want to know what he's doing to him but no and uh Jerry uh
yeah he he said Gary
killed it too and Gary goes that's all he said I'm like what do you want a
fucking essay you open the
show you prick yeah exactly but uh no he he killed it and uh yeah it was it was
killer man it was awesome
and uh got got hammered of course as you do got an open bar uh after the show
uh very nice vocardo
thank you for that man uh yeah it was a party nice crazy yeah well Friday we go
to or Thursday we go to
Tucson Shane goes I just want to go to a dive bar low key after the show we'll
get a couple drinks we'll
take it easy one kid is there we find this dive bar with batting cages and buck
hunter was super cool
batting cages is drunk that's it was great because after the after the first
few you're just like
fuck it let me take one you know happy Gilmore style exactly the problem is you
have about 17 drinks
and you start chasing each other with bats so that got we got god damn yelled
at for that but
one kid is there drinking alone and he tweets out the guys are here the whole
bar fills up of course
every college student in America was there then you grab that kid you beat him
like pesci in casino
you piece of shit you fucking rat the tighty whiteys we put him in a hole oh
fuck yeah but uh yeah we
had a great time then you got to wake up you go to phoenix the next day on the
pj and uh good times
it's not like you can't really complain about travel when you're with Shane
because like this is as
as lux as it gets it's funny i brought sandler to the fucking comedy the comics
game on sunday
which was like hey it was fun as hell to walk in you know with because he and
he played he played
hard man he still he still brings it full court wow and he played that morning
he texted me like
9 a.m hoops and i was just like oh i didn't respond to like 11 30 i was hung
over i said i just
woke up man he goes i said but there's a game later today and he goes fuck it i'll
do it again i'm
like god bless him damn now what's up with him and shallow moo i saw their plan
that was
from a while ago okay but yeah they were doing something together yeah no he
but he was in town
for one day got two runs in wow fun to fun to play with him too he's like i
told him i said your nba
comp is jason kidd on the knicks oh so like a little later in his career not as
quick but still crafty
makes he had one behind the head pass and everyone was like oh shit perfect
dime like
yokich was like i was like all right hell yeah yeah it was nice does he what is
it i mean does
he take you to lunch after how's that work he's so fucking busy yeah he i he
came to the game and
then he he did a show with his daughter in town he did like a thing yeah yeah
so that night so he
was just you know nice that's incredible it was fun hoops with sandler comedy
with jerry
hey life's all right life is all right soon you'll be doing a movie with woody
god willing and on a plane with epstein all the jews all the influential jews
let's do it wow yeah so i'm still banged up it's like skank fest the shame oh
dude
it's it's i'm riding all the way into the christmas i was drinking through a
cold like i was i was sick
i got an ivy because i was i gotta be pretty sick to get i gotta be pretty sick
plus have a big gig
to get an ivy yes if i'm just sick i'm not gonna get one but if i have a big
gig
i'm like i need something right but then i was like i'm like afterwards i'm
like what am i gonna
not get drunk yeah it's cargy so getting smashed and then you know that weekend
i was like i think
i'm back and then i uh i'm pounding booze saturday night fucking hung over shit
for sunday for the
game and i was like oh i think while i'm playing basketball i was like i think
i'm still sick yeah
because after after the game i was fucking puking ah i played like two hours i
was like i was like
i'm like fuck gotta gotta play and then i'm i'm just at home like uh you know
what i watched that
night though you know what's great movie wreck blue moon with uh ethan hawk
never seen it it's
great i loved it where are you finding these movies it's a it's getting a lot
of buzz man it's a new
movie yeah yeah it's richard linklater and uh ethan hawk and he plays lorenz
hart who is uh
so it was rogers and hart and then rogers and hammer uh hammerstein you know so
he was his
original partner and they did like my funny valentine they did manhattan uh so
many uh it
had to be you that's them so he was a lyricist uh-huh and you know and then he
yeah dude he plays
like a under five foot weird balding guy that's sardis dude he's great in it
damn all right it's such a
it's it's really funny and sad he's like a really talented but pathetic guy and
it's it's like a
play it's all in one room the whole movie but but it's uh lawrence text me he's
like you got to watch
this and i was like a couple other people told me ron on i think list loved it
too so a few people like
you got to watch this so okay yeah loved it dude all three hard men to please
in a movie i know you know
and sexually that's true got a peg ron on yeah lawrence's back his hands are
sweaty
a little jump start yeah yeah but uh no dude it's you'd love it i think it's it's
up it's up your
anal i mean because i didn't love the bradley cooper uh jew appropriation yeah
it's a different movie
i know but it's like a it's new york it's um music music it's witty dialogue
too it's up your alley
for sure and it's uh and it's i like movies that are funny but also like ah
this is sad too like
there's something something about if you can hit if you can walk that line and
hit both of those i'm
like all right pretty good all right all right we got a new wreck i'll get i
saw the diddy dock not
good i thought it was fun it's just now i don't think it was like well made oh
i thought it was
pretty good i watched it all i was fascinated all right here's the crazy part
so i'm watching with
the wife and you know i'm fingering her with baby oil or what sure yeah you got
it gets you it