Name: Chelsea Handler - Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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Chelsea Handler - Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Hi boys.
Hey.
Welcome.
Hello.
Hello sir.
Howdy.
Hey.
Yes.
How are you?
Where do you guys want me?
Right here, yeah.
Okay, I love it.
That's your mic.
Look at us.
Can we get you something to drink?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I want a drink.
No pressure, no pressure.
Oh, I want a drink.
I love drinking.
We'll drink whatever you drink.
I'll have a Tanqueray with a splash of soda.
Yeah, who's making the drink?
The big man.
Oh God, I don't know if you're going to make it right.
Do you guys have short glasses or only these tall glasses?
I got everything.
Whatever you need.
Whatever you want.
A dreidel?
Oh my God.
I got a dreidel sippy cup.
I like a short glass.
Okay.
I got to go to Fallon after this.
What?
Oh, yeah.
He'll be buzzed.
I got to do some one of those.
So are you a comedian?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
No.
We met years ago with Amy Schumer.
Let's start.
This is all good.
Oh, we did?
We had a outdoor amphitheater in, I think, Santa Barbara.
Yeah, in San Diego.
San Diego.
Were you opening for her then?
I was, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
That was a wild ride.
Yeah, I remember that.
You guys helicoptered in, right?
That's right.
Pre-COBE.
I was so generous with the ice.
I love ice.
I just came from Antarctica, so I was trying to get some more.
Ooh.
Not the border patrol.
Yeah.
No, not border patrol.
But don't be shy.
Fill it up with ice, please.
I don't mean to be bossing you around, but I absolutely mean to be.
No, we like it.
We like having a bossy lady.
Yeah, I know.
You guys need some female energy in here.
There's too many men, right?
Yeah.
Oh, well, I'm so excited.
Who DM'd me?
You did?
I've DM'd you before, but not for this.
Was it you?
It was you?
Somebody DM'd me.
Look at that, working itself out.
I love that.
I love when shit works out like that.
By the way, congrats on the People's Choice Awards.
Yeah, four in a row.
You killed it.
The Critics' Choice Awards.
Sorry.
It's all right.
We both watched, though.
You did?
Yeah.
The monologue.
Why?
The monologue.
You were coming on.
I just figure straight guys don't really watch shows like that.
No, we watched 'cause you were coming on.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Yeah, but I'm glad I watched.
It was funny.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The opener's the most important joke.
Uh-huh, yes.
And you nailed it.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
I like those kinds of events.
I like to go out and do that stuff.
It's fun.
It's a tough gig.
I look forward to looking these people in the eye
and saying fucking shit, you know?
Yeah.
It's fun.
Has there ever been one that you regretted
where you're like, I'm just gonna send that one?
I don't really care.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Do you have a couple drinks in you when you do it?
No, I had probably a sip of a drink.
Okay.
I had a bad cough and so I was trying to suppress it.
And thank you.
No cranberry?
I appreciated that.
No, just soda, right?
You put a little soda in there?
Yep.
Great, love it.
Cheers.
I'll have what she's having.
Are you having a drink too?
I would love one.
Yes, ma'am.
I love those guys.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Ooh, that's good.
I like that.
Tastes like summer.
It is summer actually.
In Antarctica it's summer right now.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
There's no comedy over there, right?
There is some comedy there, yeah.
Really?
I don't know if it's worth going for the comedy, but there is comedy.
All right.
You can find comedy almost anywhere if you look hard enough.
I guess that's true.
Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo.
Buffalo.
Buffalo.
The three.
Syracuse is the saddest.
That's the least favorite.
Is it sadder than Buffalo?
Definitely.
I think.
You think so?
Way worse.
Way higher suicide rate, right?
Buffalo is pretty bad.
Look at the jacket he's wearing.
You're killing him right here.
And Rochester.
What about Rochester?
I like Rochester over Syracuse.
That's second worst.
Over Syracuse.
Definitely.
Interesting.
I think Syracuse is where everyone kills himself there, right?
All the writers are there with this brooding energy.
What about Cleveland?
I like Cleveland.
Cleveland's got moments.
I don't.
I think if you have sports teams, you have at least enough of enthusiasm or
morale.
Some hope.
Sometimes.
I've started betting on sports to gauge, to pique my interest.
I'm dating a guy who's really into gambling, or football, basketball, gambling.
And the only way for me to pay attention is to put money on it.
Put money on it.
They should be aiming these ads at women.
That's a great point.
Yeah, so like now I'm fucking in.
I'm like, let's go.
I'm like, let's put fucking five grand on this game.
Five grand?
Yeah, yeah.
We're up like 14 grand right now.
Holy shit.
We're going to go to the Knicks game tonight.
I'm going to bet on that too.
They're playing the Clippers tonight.
Yeah.
So I'm going to take the Knicks.
This is a must win.
Good for you.
I'm learning about spreads.
I'm fucking into it.
I mean, as soon as this relationship is over, I won't remember a thing.
You know what I mean?
But I do love to gamble.
You might take the gambling with you.
It's fun.
I love gambling.
I love blackjack.
When I go to Vegas, I have a residency in Vegas.
Whenever I go there, I take everyone who comes to my shows.
We all go out after.
I give everyone money because I don't want to force people to gamble with their
own money.
Sure.
I give them money.
We always win.
If they lose, I go back and win my own money.
Damn.
Really?
I never leave without what I started with ever.
Okay.
Not once has that happened.
I never won once.
I don't win.
Well, I can't do math.
I'm horrible at math.
I get drunk and then I just put it all in one hand and then I lose.
No, I'm very calibrated.
I'm quick.
I like, I know what's, I'll split twos against a king if I'm feeling lucky and
fucking win.
Damn.
I'm lucky.
So when people gamble with me, they usually do win.
What about craps?
I don't really know craps.
Too much.
Roulette and craps.
Like, I just have to be, I have to have an advisor with me.
Someone else.
Another gambler.
Right.
You bring Yamanika out, right?
Yeah.
I bring Yamanika out.
That's fun.
Yeah.
Well, she's fucking crazy.
She's crazy.
Bipolar.
Oh yeah.
All that.
You don't know what you're going to get.
She was a writer on the Critics' Choice Awards for me.
She was one of my writers.
So throughout the day, we're rehearsing.
We're changing the jokes.
We're crafting the monologue.
And every time she comes into my trailer, it's like, you know, you don't know
who the fuck
is coming into your trailer.
You don't know if she's smoked a cigarette, a joint.
Right.
She's in a good mood.
If she's crying.
She's a mess.
Yes.
I mean, she's never-
She's not going to get a lot of more writing work when you're talking about it
like this.
She's a disaster.
She's on drugs.
Right.
She's a drug addict.
She's a prostitute.
Nazi, pedophile.
Keep going.
She's not a Nazi.
That is the one thing she is not, is a Nazi.
They're not good writers, I don't think.
No, they never have been.
No.
Mmm.
Not good stuff.
Hitler was, it was all performance.
Yeah.
The substance wasn't great.
Yeah.
There wasn't a lot of substance, but it seemed that the idea definitely took-
It took off.
Yeah.
For sure.
It definitely was interesting.
I don't know what the answers it felt like.
But-
Very persuasive.
No, that's, that was awesome.
That was cool.
I love the Rob Reiner tribute at the end.
That was-
That was nice.
That was awesome.
I had spent some time with Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle Reiner in the last
few months.
Like, we had dinner a couple times.
More than I would normally see them.
I mean, I've known them for a long time, but-
So it was particularly-
We had dinner in Obama at a friend's house when Obama showed up a few months
ago last year.
And-
Jeez.
So we kind of had this like really funny, crazy night that happened to all of
us together.
And then I had dinner with them again a few months ago, and with Maria Shriver
also.
And Rob was just kind of like the best guy that there is.
He's like Adam Sandler, you know, the nicest guy to everybody.
And also really like a good listener and a lover of like family.
And you know, just the kind of guy you wanted to be your dad.
Sure.
Like I wished he was my dad.
Yeah.
Of course.
My dad was a mess.
Same.
You know, I would have liked a little Rob Reiner in my life.
Of course.
Yeah.
And what a run.
And yeah, so talented too.
So talented.
Like that range is insane.
Misery and Princess Bride.
Yeah.
And Spinal Tap.
That's insane.
And Spinal Tap.
Princess Bride was just amazing.
So good.
Did he write that?
No, he directed.
Who wrote it?
That's a hell of a question.
We got the Google bitch right here.
Yeah.
What are we Googling, guys?
Who wrote Princess Bride?
Oh, I see.
Is this how you operate your podcast?
You just Google shit all day?
William Goldman.
Did he write?
Didn't he write Lord of the Flies?
Oh, did he?
He's cute, that guy.
That can't be right.
I like all these guys.
Or a marathon man.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, is it safe?
Dustin Hoffman, baby.
Yeah.
Princess Bride.
Adventures in Screen Trade, I guess.
How about that?
So were you pretty close with Rob?
No, I wouldn't say we were really close, but he's political.
I'm political.
We communicate a lot about that.
We were in a lot of the same chats and group chats.
And whenever we hung out, yeah, I've been to their house and had dinners there.
And yeah, I mean, he's, yeah, I loved him.
Yeah.
I can't even imagine.
It's just so horrifying to even think about what happened.
Yeah, that's crazy.
It's just so disturbing.
Yeah.
That's how he goes out, he and his wife.
I know.
You know, that's how you go.
That's your last, like those kids that are his other two kids.
Like how do you, how do you even put your shit together?
And he brought them to parties.
I know.
I want to go to Conan's party.
Yeah?
What the hell?
Yeah.
Why don't you try and get an invite to that?
Do you know Conan?
I've done the show, but it's over.
Well, you obviously didn't make that much of an impression.
I did it eight times, too.
Mark did one of the greatest things.
Eight times, that's a lot.
The first time Mark did Conan, this was a ballsy-ass move.
You were super young comedy.
Mark killed, and then Conan came over to shake his hand, and Mark grabbed Conan's
tie
and dapped his forehead with it.
And that didn't go over?
It did not go over.
No, he didn't like it.
We loved it at home.
Thank you.
It was big at home, but...
But yeah, maybe that's why I didn't get the invite.
That's funny.
That's funny.
Yeah.
But sweet man.
Big fan.
Big fan of the cone zone.
Yeah.
Put it out there that you want to get invited to that.
Actually, I bet you he's not having another Christmas party after that.
So...
That's a good point.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, that was...
Shit.
I'd kill my dad to go.
It's so...
Sorry.
Too soon.
Way too soon.
Well, this will come out in a week.
So, what's the process?
I mean, how much do you run that set when you're doing that?
Oh, yeah.
For the Critics' Choice?
Yeah.
At what?
A comedy club or what?
No, at rehearsal.
Oh, okay.
I'm not one of those people that practices things a lot.
I'm not interested.
I mean, when I'm on tour, I do my show every night.
Sure.
But when I'm doing the Critics' Choice Awards, no, I'm not running around town
running that
set.
I just...
We write it and I run it like twice or three times maybe in rehearsal and then,
you know,
it changes all the time up until the last minute.
Yeah.
Like, Leo was not going to be in the audience.
He was on his way.
Timothee Chalamet was sick.
So, we had all these like opening bits.
You kind of have to be really flexible and you're like, well, that's not going
to work
if Timothee's not in the audience.
He was sick.
So, we didn't know when he was sick.
Tim, I know you have COVID but I got a really good opener.
Yeah.
Can you get in here?
And then Leo was, you know, on his way and he was going to be in the audience.
So, then I was like, let's just focus on Leo.
Let's do that bit.
Yeah.
So, we did that.
But, yeah, no, those things are just fun and I like setting the tone for things.
Like, I like 