Name: Godfrey & Gary Vider - Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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Godfrey & Gary Vider - Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

hey everybody we're here this is it we might be drunk baby what's up guys uh
hey and gals
and gals we're trying to be more women friendly we need more women fans well chelsea
handler
didn't help but uh we're trying lord knows we're trying uh she was cool i liked
her still uh
bangable yeah i'd say is that a compliment yes okay i think the way you worded
it probably wasn't
ideal well female it's like referring to women's vagina's pussy ah it's like i
don't think they
love the word but bangable is a compliment right if a woman told me i was bangable
i'd be like thank
you of course but i think it's different for a woman probably you know uh isn't
it weird that
during sex you can say mean things to women but not before sex yeah they kind
of have to prompt it
though you can't out of nowhere just be like you whore that's true they have to
be like they have to
get the the wheels in motion a little but then sometimes girls like i don't
want to tell you
what to do because then it ruins it and then you take some liberties and now
you have a restraining
order thanks there you go ridiculous story sorry i know sorry i slut shamed you
i tried i was in
character and scene all right well there you go but uh i could see her being
pretty wild in the sack
what uh what's new man uh same old the wife's out of town so i've been watching
movies at home i got
the whole tv to myself what are you watching i watched jeremiah johnson last
night i know the meme
it's so good it's redford you're redford sydney pollack directed it john millius
uh wrote it he
wrote i mean this is apocalypse now this is uh uh conan red dawn he's like a
real man did you write
letterman who no i was kidding it was a late night joke anyway yeah no i i
heard it's good oh it's fun
it's super fun it's about a based on a real guy yeah uh named uh john liver eaton
johnson or something
like that and he would eat uh the indians like native americans liver after he
killed them
so that's a wild movie it's good not to waste you got to eat the whole indian i've
always said
eat the whole indian exactly you don't want to be wasteful yeah i've never seen
it oh it's great i've
never seen it either but you know what i watched the other day my buddy alex
english tells me to watch
i love that's an underrated comedian right there i love alex killer comic we
got to get him in here
we should love that good hang anyway um he told me we're talking movies he goes
you've never seen
we're talking about how we both like cameron he goes you've never seen i bet
you've seen this when
we get in here get in here get in here get in here get in here come on hey what's
up godfrey godfrey
everybody i was going to talk about the movie paid in full you've seen that
movie right with my best
friends who's one of your best friends oh he's a great actor he's just in my
podcast oh nice we came
up together in uh chicago at the poetry and comedy scene oh geez talking to the
mic oh sorry yeah what
oh what is my buddy buddy like yeah i just was on the phone with him like a
couple days ago yeah he's
a great actor yeah he's great the wire the wire is the best show on hbo ever it's
a man it's probably
my number two when you i might go sopranos one well no yeah no i gave you yeah
that it's i love the
wire no no listen soprano sopranos lasted longer didn't it i think so probably
but sopranos is more
comedy so for rewatch just as good yeah yeah they're two different types but it's
still about crime and
yeah sure but it's both equal you know you're right i didn't even realize it
was hbo what's that
oh yeah hbo had a run but then it moved to sopranos moved to another channel no
no it was all hbo yeah
yeah they had a run man no i mean it was oh gandalfino hbo first of all every
spears does the best
james it's crazy every pull it up i've never seen anybody doing me and him do jason
statham versus
can you do gandolfini no you can do almost everyone you know i was working on
by sam elliot oh oh
i'm watching land man land man is in i gotta watch it it's great phenomenal let's
hear it so good
it is oh my phenomenal that is crazy phenomenal wow that's legit phenomenal who's
your what's the
one you get asked for the most down it's a trump dude yeah it's trump because i
just did one uh the
trump with adam ray oh yeah i saw that adam calls me and goes because i did um
what did i do okay he
they were at the beacon it was a sold out show right so adam ray they call me
and i go they go dude
where are you i go i'm at the gym like you're at the gym oh man oh what's his
name joey diaz just
bailed on us diaz was on his way to the show yeah and he just he got too high
and he had to pull over
you know he just i'm cuban what are you about he just bails yeah so i go what
what do you need me
because dude we need you to fill a segment yo just this steve harvey thing you
do just show up i go
where are you at the beacon well i'm at equinox it's only 10 blocks away oh my
god so i was like
it i'll be there i'm in my sweats though so i run over there like maduro you
know on stage and we
just steve harvey it up with dr phil just improv it fucking killed it and then
he goes yo
look at that is crazy so that's at the comedy store that's december 10th oh i
thought you were
farrakhan holy shit farrakhan's hair hasn't gotten that way that's true but
yeah um so he he flies
me out man and i stay at the hotel next to the comedy store the aza uh the oz
whatever
yeah so i'm there and what's um his makeup artists that are from uh mad tv and
snl they do
my wig they do a real oh wow they do a real wig thing they do a real like the
wig thing and and i
say yeah don't don't don't do anything to the skin i want it to look just like
that i don't want to i
want to look like um multiverse trump you know what i mean afro trump you know
right so i said
i look like a preacher yeah totally televangelist why are you gay dr dude dr do
dirty no no well
pastor dude dirty you know who gave me that name dr dre did oh really i know i'm
i have a lot of
weird shit that's well you've been blowing up you're all over my feed well it
has to happen in some
no you've been blown up for a while but i i've been busting my ass on the
social media yeah
choice bro it shows well i mean everyone's been doing their own kind of thing
everyone all you got
everybody's we haven't been doing it the normal way sure whether you're on kill
tony or whatever
everybody's comics have created their own this community of we're just doing it
our own way man
whether it's yeah segura and his shit the rogan and his it hasn't we haven't
been been been moved
around and bossed around by the network you know we're just doing it we're sick
of waiting for him
let's do it ourselves and we did schultz was the same one of the same guy i
remember him first saying
it we got to start counting on ourselves now these people man and look at
everybody got fired off of
series xm i did all of us did you had a show in series too yeah for like two
years bitch fired me
she wanted me to have a show i go i don't really do radio no you should do a
show she saw me in the
hallway you know i was doing jim's show yeah and um and so yeah yeah you should
do i was like i don't
really do radio i don't like sitting in a fucking you know i want to show up at
whatever clock you
know sure sure hey what's up tom and jim in the morning i hate all that shit so
i was like uh i was
like ah all right what time oh what about 12 o'clock i think i could do that
right okay so it was for a
urban view it's like al sharpton's on that station and it's like gospel it's
like conservative black
people i said well i'm not conservative um i talk so uh what's up she goes no
we need our you know our
channel's a little boring we want her name i'm not gonna name her name that
bitch and i'm not gonna
give her no problem well now it's no one now it's howard stern baba booey and a
kurg in that
office that's it stern is the reason why it's still floating you know yeah um
and i was doing stuff
for stern little like he does these little like sketch things and so i was
doing some voice stuff for
him it was dumb but anyway i doing that and so i um along with this show i was
doing so at 12 o'clock
i got an hour show and it was power hour and i just brought some of my comic
friends on talking
shit but it started doing well and you know i had little you know the thing you
answer calls and
shit oh that's fun so my shit stayed lit like because i was talking shit
because i said i'm
gonna talk shit i'm telling you i'm not i don't hold me back no go do whatever
you want yeah so i went
in doing my shit uh i had different people on i had method man on my shit vivica
i had all kinds of people
coming through right because they use it when they were promoting the show's
doing pretty good yeah
we're sick of sway come on charlemagne don't get me started and then bam they
say hey you want two
hours now because people say you need longer than you need more than that it's
like one of your sets
hell yeah only 15 minutes sure hey if i go last i'm doing 30. if i gotta watch
the circus go by
guess what fuck that shit yeah you're able to hey there's a juggler before you
got me all right
that's another 45. so um so uh yeah so i got two hours right it was six to
eight you know i said i
think i could do that that's like prime time so i got moved to six to eight i
started doing really well
again you know and then all of a sudden all of a sudden i started getting hounded
by them oh you can't
see this i go oh man and then i got fired one day because i said something
crazy what'd you say i said
something about it was um i was in dc i went to the sirius xm um the big studio
their main it's
unbelievable it's beautiful so i was like you know what i'm gonna do some cross
promoting since i'm
doing a dc improv yeah i'm gonna go i want to go buy the studio i was fired
from sir when he where he
hosted the godfrey complex on urban view channel it doesn't say why oh yeah a
truck driver and a
fan approached godfrey for a photo at the headquarters the headquarters in the
lobby yeah oh and you said
no photos were no no the dude at the desk oh was like a gay dude who was
transitioning like i don't
know he had makeup and like no a dude black dude and he was like but he was
rude he was like this uh-uh
nope no you're no photos you kind of better you know like shenanigans i can't
tell which side
he's transitioning to had that impression it's like that's why the fuck you
cannot found out
and it was just me and him in the lobby's huge i go the guy is a subscriber
yeah truck drivers are
what keeps um series xm going exactly he's a subscriber the guy just was nice
he was an older
man like yeah my kids love you and she you can't i said man you're kind of rude
dude like relax like
there's no one here yeah who cares it was the weirdest exchange and god was
like so i
beat the shit out of her and they fired me hell no him still had the strength
all right
so no i uh so i went to laura coates who's um one of the main anchors on cnn
now she's a lawyer
she's badass lawyer laura coates okay she's the shit and she i went on yeah her
oh yeah i went on her
show and you know i was because i was cross promoting so i woke up really early
to do these
different shows just to talk you know get on her show get on so i went on her
show and i she goes yo
what's what you seem a little like disturbed i said yeah because people know i
talked i talked
shit i would say i i would love to smack the out of this person blah blah blah
right so i say yo this
dude and downstairs he like um you know he kind of stopped me from giving a guy
a picture he was like
he was i guess he was part of the lgbt community and he was me he was real rude
to me he was just like
rude so i imitate people anyway so he was like and i imitated exactly what he
said he goes nah no pictures
there's no pictures yeah and he was so rude and he had these braids and i
wanted to take him by his
braids and drag him out and throw him out to throw him out 