Name: Adam Ray - w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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Adam Ray - w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Are we fucking rolling?
We're rolling.
Got that pick too, Peter, did I send you?
Look at that.
Big Reiner, Double R.
Oh, fuck.
Tim Dillon.
Oh.
We're cooking.
Yeah.
Hungover.
Anderson, he just made the wall.
Yeah, what took so long?
Who got bumped?
Burt.
Oh, Burt.
Bernie Mac, Fox Zaget.
Not a lot of diversity.
Wait, wait, what?
We lost Bernie?
What do you want to take then?
Oh, we can go higher.
Oh, that's out of shot.
What if we move on to the...
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
All right, all right.
It's a bunch of dead people.
I'm fucking hurting, dude.
I'm like, I...
What was last night?
Santino in town.
We were hanging at the cellar.
Not the hottest crowd.
We were both a little annoyed.
Yeah.
And I was like, you want to hit a bar?
And he was like, yeah.
We hit a fucking village haunt.
Woo!
We get smashed.
Nice.
Good times.
Yeah, well, the...
Last night was a rough night.
It was the coldest day of the year.
So, like, half my shows got canceled.
It was crazy.
And we just...
We're just getting lit up.
And it's like...
I tried to get Normand out.
I just...
Oh, yeah, that's us last night.
You just missed me.
I was already over the bridge.
Because you were on the bridge already.
I was like, come on.
Come join us.
But we...
Yeah, we were getting hammered.
Some girl was on a date.
And she was next to us.
And she was trying...
She was chatting us, like, while on the date.
And then she was, like, making out with some Swedish guy.
Whoa.
And then she wouldn't go home with him.
So she just, like, was hanging with us.
And we were just, like...
She was bombed.
Wow.
How was the sex?
I'll tell you, after a few drinks, she did look pretty good.
But so did Santino.
With that drug.
You like a redhead.
Man, she was hilarious.
She was just telling us stories.
We were like, why don't you go home with him?
She's like, because I got my Brazilian tomorrow.
And we're like, yeah, no guy gives a shit.
No.
I mean, you could be on your period.
I'll still go down on you.
I don't give a shit.
Exactly.
Bloody Mary.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My wife told me...
I wish I had known this.
She's like, girls only want to have sex when they feel high.
Which is so weird.
I guess first impressions matter.
But I said, if you really liked him, you would have gone home with him.
I guess so.
And then you could tell she didn't really like him.
She's like, but he's so nice.
And we were like, nice.
And then I was like, let me guess.
You banged a fucking jerk off, like, two weeks ago.
And she's like, I did.
She banged an asshole, too.
I was like, nice guys finish last.
They really do.
They really do.
Well, that guy finished first alone.
Yeah.
By himself.
But yeah, they really do.
It's sad.
But then women want a nice guy, but they don't want to bang him.
It's a horrible world.
They got smashed.
And they're giving us these, like, you know, like when we were at the bar the
other night,
Analog, which is going to serve, Analog and the Village are going to serve Bodega
Cat.
Cool little swanky bar.
And Mark and I go in there and they're making us like peanut butter, whiskey
drinks.
It's like a PB&J, but it's with our whiskey.
Unreal.
It's so, but that's the problem.
They were making a shit like that at Sip and Guzzle last night.
And it's so good.
And you're just like, oh man.
It's like, well, they're like, you know, this is so good.
And they're like, yeah, we're not supposed to have seven of them.
I'm like, well, then don't make it taste like fucking peanut butter and jelly,
dude.
No, of course.
This is delicious.
Yeah, well, the booze business is down, so they've got to get creative.
They're getting real.
Kids are going to start drinking with these tasty flavors.
Well, you hear what everyone's saying now.
Everyone's saying you've got to go out there and drink.
Yes.
Like a lot of health experts are like, it's not worth the lack of isolation.
Exactly.
To be social, which I don't know if your body knows the difference.
Right, right, right.
But still.
Yeah.
But you meet people, you get laid, you make mistakes, you have fun, you have an
adventure,
you're living life.
Speaking of drinking, you finally watched my Rex, Alacuse.
Well, I watched the first half like six months ago, and then I put you off six
months ago.
And then you had to go get a Brazilian wax and finish it.
And because I was like, this movie is not, is that your review?
I'm listening.
Yeah, and I was like, it just wasn't doing it for me.
And then you're like, just finish the scene you're on.
And I did.
And I was like, this movie kicked into like six gear.
Yes, it has everything.
It's got the wife stuff, and then the fun with the friends, but then the trauma.
It's got it all.
It is a realistic look at like how fun drinking can be and how sad drinking can
be.
Yes, exactly.
And that ending, dude, fuck.
Unbelievable.
Heavy.
Love a crazy ending, dude.
Yeah.
That's a great movie.
What is it, Dutch?
I think, is it Danish or Norwegian?
I don't know.
It's Danish, but.
I don't know the difference between the two, to be honest.
It's too fun to be Norwegian.
Well, Denmark and Norway.
Norway, they're boring.
That's not the one that Simonson's from.
It's the other one.
Denmark.
All right, that's what it is.
There we go.
Yeah, well, Mads Mikkelsen is such a good fucking actor, too.
That guy rules.
And also, this guy did another movie, Thomas Vinterberg, he did two other great
movies.
One's called The Celebration.
Oh, my God.
You've seen that?
I didn't know it was the same guy.
Dude, so that movie, the same actor.
The guy who's the racist brother is the friend in this.
Holy shit.
So, the celebration is basically, this is the premise.
It's a rich family.
It's the dad's 60th birthday, and it's this big, fancy event.
And the son gives his toast, and he goes, I'd like to thank everyone for being
here, specifically, you know, my dad, who fucked me and my sister when we were
six years old.
And that's how it starts.
And that's how it starts.
And you're like, how is this birthday going to get crazy?
It's a weird-ass dark movie.
It's great.
And it's shot, like, documentary style.
Yeah.
It's like the Dogma '95 guys who were just like, no hair, no makeup, no
lighting, just story.
Whoa.
If you like a dog, I mean, funny in parts, too.
He's so dark in some parts, obviously.
He did another one called The Hunt.
This director's sick.
Wow.
He's great.
And Mads Mikkelsen's in The Hunt also.
That's like a kind of, like, cancel culture type movie.
Got it.
About a teacher who gets wrongfully accused of sleeping with a student.
Whoa.
Mama.
That one's pretty dark, but they're all fucking good, man.
I'm hooked to Celebration.
I'll watch that this weekend.
It's a fucking good flick.
Where do you go from there?
I mean...
It's the full Menendez brothers in the first two minutes.
Yeah.
I mean, that's kind of, I don't want to give it away.
Okay, okay.
I want people to watch.
It's great.
Holy moly.
But you were telling me about this.
We were talking about another round.
You were telling me about the director.
Yeah.
Winterberg.
He based the son character after his daughter.
Right.
Who was, like, doing a lot of heavy drinking in college.
And do you know the rest of the story?
She died, yeah.
She died four weeks before filming.
Ooh.
So it's like an emotional movie, for sure.
Whoa.
It's terrible, but yeah, dude, the movie is incredible.
It's funny how emotion helps art.
Yeah.
I think the Fleetwood Mac Rumors is one of the best albums of all time.
And they were all fucking each other, breaking up, hating each other, loving
each other.
I think that's added to the album.
Yeah.
We should've fucked Godfrey.
It would've been a better episode.
Yeah.
He'll talk dirty to you.
A lot.
You know who else is a fan of fucking me?
Yeah.
Daryl Hammond said that was the best fuck he ever had.
But no, we love Godfrey.
Speaking of the album Rumors, I've looked at this album maybe a thousand times.
Did anyone notice those balls hanging on them?
Oh, shit.
Look at that.
It's like truck nuts.
Damn.
It looks like the cherries at a slot machine.
That's always been there.
Huh?
Yeah.
What is it?
I'm getting to the age where that looks pretty realistic.
You sit down, you're like, oof.
Yeah.
The good days are over.
I know, I know.
I know.
The only time your balls feel tight anymore is when it's this cold out.
That's true.
Then I get a cold plunge.
Oh, I love the cold plunge.
I miss it.
I can't do it in the winter, man.
No, it's crazy.
This is fucking crazy.
It's good when you're drinking though.
When you're out drunk and the cold air hits you, it's kind of nice.
Dude, you want to hear a crazy road story that happened to me this weekend?
Mm-hmm.
I'm at the DC Improv.
I check into this hotel.
Vitor arrives before me, so he already checks in.
And I'm checking in and they were like, yeah, you already checked in.
I was like, no, no, no, this is my friend.
They're like, all right, whatever.
They just give me the key.
Vitor and I are going to get lunch.
So he just walks to the room with me.
We open the door.
It's a husband and wife in the room.
And the guy goes, what the fuck?
And I was like, oh shit, I'm sorry, man.
I got the key right here.
Were they, you know, decent?
Yeah, they were decent.
Oh, okay, okay.
But it was still, it's still like weird.
Yeah.
It's intrusive and you're like, oh shit.
Of course.
And then he goes, you're that comedian.
I was like, oh shit, I'm sorry, man.
Oh, wow.
And he was like, he laughed it off.
And then we go to the front desk and we're like, oh, this happened.
They weren't even like that nice about it.
They were like, all right, whatever.
And we were like, that's kind of weird.
Yeah.
You fucked me.
I could have gotten shot and walk into the wrong room.
It's just, and you just look like a dick.
And they were like, all right, here's your new key.
It's like, are we good?
And I was like, Vitor and I looked at each other.
I was like, I told Vitor, I felt like we were on like a hidden camera Jew show.
Do they haggle?
And we were like, we were looking at each other like, there should be a lunch.
Yeah.
Yes.
They should have offered a free lunch.
Although even when they do, Vitor always says it doesn't feel as good as when
you pay
for it.
But the hidden camera Jew show would be too sad.
It'd be so sad.
And I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm
like checking in.
I just hear him on the phone haggling.
They offer a lunch.
And then I go, we go downstairs and we're eating lunch and they like three
people come over
to apologize.
And I was like, that's weird.
They were not that apologetic at first.
And three people come over.
They couldn't be nicer.
And one guy goes, here's your new room.
It's the presidential suite.
Wow.
Fucking upgrade.
See the squeaky wheel.
It gets the grease.
Vitor's good.
Although I will say while he was on the phone, he was talking a lot of shit and
he was pretending
to be me.
So when he was like, you know, this is Samuel.
This is really unexpected.
I'm like, dude, you're making me sound like a fucking asshole now.
Was he like, yo.
Did he go all the way?
And the irony is they're trying to keep it out of the act.
And here it is in the act already.
Well, but they, but they were nice in the end.
Okay.
You don't have to.
And I was like, this is unnecessary.
They're like, no, we insist.
And I was like, all right.
Interesting.
And then you're in that big room alone.
You're like, well, this is kind of sad.
It's not a nice view.
Great view.
But those suites are because there's like three rooms and you can't even use
them all.
You can't even use them all.
I know.
You're just like, what am I doing?
But, you know, it's kind of fun.
Vitor and I, he's like, we should watch a movie in here.
I was like, yeah, I mean, we'll watch a movie.
Yeah.
Go full home alone.
You know, get the candy out.
It was fun.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, man.
Where were you this weekend?
You were Brea, right?
Brea.
I did Edelman's Pod.
Yeah.
We had a great time.
Yeah.
So fun.
The nut house.
Yeah.
Great house.
Great time.
The problem 